S.S.H. - Johnny C. Bad(Final Fantasy VI)

[Godaiseirei]

great remix of a great tune.

I always thought celes looked better in her Amano art, though. I kinda like the amano art for a lot of characters more then other people, but in this situation it's:

celes in a leotard vs celes being the bride from kill bill in a yellow suit with a sword.

I know the sprites restricted what you could do with a character, but I always thought the real celes wore a yellow suit. :D

[jslaughter95]

is there another place to DL this song since the one in the comment got shut down?

[randomeditor]

I'ts called a leotard

[Sebastion23]

Imagine if Terra, Celes, Edgar, Sabin and Locke got in a massive bar brawl.

Tables, chairs, bottles and bodies flying through the air.

And through it all, the band's just jamming this song.

Yeah. That's what I imagined when I heard this.

[TheApocalypticNG]

@Sebastion23 i think a kefka and gilgamesh bar fight would be more comical no? but then again if that happend the band wouldnt be there anymore...nor would the bar .-.

[Senjan]

@Sebastion23 That just reminded me of Pirates of Caribbean, Dead Man's Chest when a huge brawl starts in a bar in...Tortuga?

Anyway, as for myself, I imagine a really epic dance performance.

Either with Celes+Locke or Edgar+Terra :D

[LukeCastellan909]

@Sebastion23 Pfft, Terra Just has to cast Ultima and utterly destroy anybody who gets in her way.

[MagusBlastarr]

I came for the music, but a stayed for the annotations :3

[BlanFan2O]

Picture and song. Together, it's a magnificent work of art.

[BlanFan2O]

@BlanFan2O Oh, by the way, something's wrong with the download.

[DamienFknHerbert]

I'm sure I'm not the first to say this but, sounds like Van Halen. Which is good for me.

[BladeDiva]

Somebody call Guinness... I'm about to go from zero to drunk in twenty dollars.

[MrKingsme]

this is what should be playin at a bar

[KeiIshiyama]

Wow. Mind = Blown. This is epic.

[kuningaskosmos]

came for the titteehz, stayed for the music.

[XolarDark]

I just wonder why a so called GENERAL, just look put clottes like a slut?

She wear in that way to distract oponent? XDD.

[LukeCastellan909]

@XolarDark Actually, It's so she has the Advantage of Speed against her enemies. I know of Female and Even Male Soldiers who wear almost nothing, just so they can have speed.

[XolarDark]

@LukeCastellan909 oh yeah! it is a good answer!. She wear in that waith to avoid the speed loss of a Heavy Armor. Good, so her Tight Swiming suit clottes is like a "Gimnastic Clottes" so she can move her leghts, pussy, etc like a hot gym girl to do best speed in a battle. Bery ingenius!.

[Spirend]

@XolarDark Speaking of armor, you guys know any characters that favor light, congealed armor?

[XolarDark]

@Spirend Light Armor?, is not Cecil ff4 this king of Guy?. Or you are talking about game tactic elemental protection?. U sorry i dont get understand your question...

[Spirend]

@XolarDark Oh, i was just being curious. A little off topic there...just curious if you know any such character in the FF universe.

[XolarDark]

@Spirend Sure... but i dont know..., i dont sure...

[JustSiouxMe]

@LukeCastellan909 what? real life soldiers? 

[JustSiouxMe]

@LukeCastellan909 so they get away with waltzing into a warzone in their birthday suit. What do they do with their fatigues and body armor? Do they take it off and throw it aside?

[XolarDark]

BIG BREASS!!! LOL!!! WE LOVE IT!

[Senjan]

I cant stop headbanging to this.

Seriously, this is the greatest freaking thing ever!

*Turns up volume to max, puts on headphones and loves life*

[granis1233]

nuuuuuuuuuuu



[Tacoradical]

@granis1233 Whas that a response?

[granis1233]

@Tacoradical ya this trake is a not happening

[Tacoradical]

Help TACORADICAL?

>Yes

>No

>Wait, there's a third option?

[Tacoradical]

Damn...I CLEARLY wasn't old enough for that.

DX

[Tacoradical]

Wait...hey! Wha-OH SHI-! CELES, GET OFF OF MEEE!

*A*

[DarKKnightt07]

holy shit, was listening to, i just had to get up and start dancing.

[Confleezy]

what key is this in?

[TheLastZiggen]

@Confleezy e something or other....

[lordCantimesh]

lov the annotes

[artemi7]

The belt loop thingy is her sword's handle. I'd imagine she is (for some reason) wearing a neck guard or mantle of some sort, and it looks like she's wearing long gloves and not just arm bands...

[AbbiXIII]

Johnny C.

XD

Johnny the homicidal maniac much?

[LimitBreakZero]

Is it just me, or does Celes look drunk in that picture?

[r0bz0rly]

@LimitBreakZero as the description says..."Accompanied by a drunk Celes!"

[SuperLumipallo]

This just brings smile on my face everytime!

[xBulletFan2091x]

It's bound to sound somewhat like Johnny B. Goode. There are many songs that use this 12-bar-blues progression.

[Gorshum]

oh my god, they can talk!

[boxerdemon]

Sounds too much like Johnny B. Goode to me...heh

[TheJinxrr]

@boxerdemon Well judging by the name of the song, I'd be willing to guess that's the point. =D

[GeneralMcNuggs]

Holy shit I'm bumpin this the next time I go for a run.

[JakeRonYT]

Holy crap this is amazing. D=

[Genogenesis7]

100th favorite!

Um... Again...

[luvisuzu]

totally better than the piano arrangement.

[ReasonsSomewhatKnown]

I love double bass, or "upright bass".

[PrideOfFantasy100]

Celes drunk = Dead people

[Monstylicious]

Celes is having the absolute time of her life! Must be facing a magic-casting enemy. Awesome tune, by the way.

[tiakpark]

Damn, Celes is a hottie!

[JohnnyASDFASDFASDF]

Johnny B. Goode is great.

But this is better.

[wanderingslacker]

I just love that chunky guitar sound.

[DeliciousBubbleTea]

Tako tako tako, Ul-to-ros!

[Blues2Dark]

Man I love this SONG!

[Xarai]

its a fawkin belt!!!

[crazystarf]

195 likes and 1 dislikes?

I LIKE

[Fungus8MyToe]

@crazystarf agreed! :D

[Franz3747]

Drunk Celes FTW!!!

[ExNausea]

This si Johnny B Good (or is it spelt Goode) on Steriods,.

[veemon202]

@ExNausea it's spelled Goode

[vfaulkon]

@ExNausea Screw that, this is Johnny B. Friggin' Awesome!

[Blues2Dark]

@ExNausea More like he saw his reflection in a dark mirror,

[nahum67]

It is like the spinach rag of "twist".

[drunkdrag0n]

Celes enters Terra's room. Celes giggles while drunk. Celes casts 'arouse' Terra is feeling horny...Celes casts 'desire' Terra cannot control herself as she grabs Celes and begins several hours of heated action.

Celes giggled as she happily joined in.

[PhoenixHelix]

@drunkdrag0n If all that occurs when i enter 'accidently' and i find myself getting 'involved' then i aint complainin xD

[drunkdrag0n]

@PhoenixHelix who wouldn't?

[PhoenixHelix]

@drunkdrag0n Touche xD

[Rougamaru]

@drunkdrag0n you magnificently drunken dragon, you are epic win! XD

[drunkdrag0n]

@Rougamaru Celes finishes with 'replay' for viewing pleasure.

[Rougamaru]

@drunkdrag0n NICE! XD

[delzhand]

that's one lucky necklace...

[Sty2k5]

ULTROS BOOGIE!!! ...sorry couldn't resist

[randomnekokid]

dude i love this! makes me wanna dance!!

[rushingdown]

We're gonna rock... around... the clock tonight....... Anyone else hearin this?

[Gharmos]

@rushingdown Yes, because its a twelve bar blues, duh. :)

[wickyzerMan3]

Pure genius

[Sephir89]

Powerglove must do this live!

P.s. HEADBANGING!

[thrashitupX]

that water color of celes is pure win, where did you get it?

[BattleJesus]

@thrashitupX Hell if I can remember XD

It's in the vid description

[xlordsolrac2]

Is THIS That House Theme O.O (Where You Bet)

[BattleJesus]

@xlordsolrac2 Nein!

The Auction House's theme is The Spinach Rag, if I remember right.

This is the Tavern/Inn theme, Johnny C. Bad =P

[IvanElric]

@BattleJesus It´s the coloseum theme <.<

[BattleJesus]

@IvanElric Ah yeah, it was also played in the Coliseum wasn't it?

[Xarai]

@BattleJesus the inn where locke steals guards clothes

[zetsushoren]

@IvanElric lol

[IronWyvern]

TITTEEEHHHHHZ!!!!!!

[CaptainObvious0000]

the best thing about the video is the name of the guy who uploaded it :D

[CrimsonPhoenixBen]

@CaptainObvious0000 Thanks Captain Obvious!

[KAXSH]

Pftt HAHA, THIS IS LIKE THE ULTIMATE BAR - FIGHT MUSIC XD

[Laurelindo]

@KAXSH Getting out on the pub every weekend, playing Blackjack or something and winning money, playing card games for fun with friends, making out with random hot chicks, drinking booze and getting into fights with people, getting thrown out and going to the next pub... I mean seriously doesn't this sound like a totally awesome life?

[Seymroth]

BTW, does anybody know how to get a tone like the one from 0:18 onwards?

Ya know, the chunky, super-train-rhythmic-tone of the guitar on the background

[BattleJesus]

@Seymroth As far as I can tell, he's strumming, both ways, and pausing

Muted, too. Strumming it, and strumming on the way back.

[Seymroth]

@BattleJesus You're saying the guitars aren't programmed? 'coz they sound exactly like they were! The timing is very precise, but that's not why it sounds like programmed, they're... erm... mechanic in a way. Like the 0:13 roll.

I tried to get the tone out of my strat, and the closest I got was alternative with heavy distortion, much treble and a heavy palm mute for the entire time.

[BattleJesus]

@Seymroth Could be either way. I think SSH mixes synth guitar and live guitar. Could be wrong, though

[xRisingForcex]

@BattleJesus no he uses 100% synth guitars

[BattleJesus]

@xRisingForcex Does he? Well he's damn good at it then XD

[HomingMissiles]

@BattleJesus

I found a good collection of S.S.H.'s work and some of it seems to have actual guitars, but I can't really tell since I'm tone deaf.

[drunkdrag0n]

@HomingMissiles that or your eardrums exploded from sheer epicness/overcoated awesomesauce.

[Seymroth]

Epic stuff _\m/

[glenburg89]

Wow, this made me love this song 100x more !!!!

Also, thanks for giving the pic :)

[BattleJesus]

@glenburg89 'course =P

[MMAfan11]

OH MY GOD! EARGASM!!!!! *Favorited*

[DarkSage87]

hehe celes rocks xD

[drunkdrag0n]

BEST DRUNK SONG EVER MADE!

[megamanangel]

XD WOOOOH!!! IM DRUNK AND WRITING COMMENTS THAT MAKE NO SENSE WITH CAPS! Holy shiiiiiz!!! Id say both Tifa and Celes have a Tie! I dont judge cause both are friggen hot and i got no chances xD

[DamascusTer]

Michael J. Fox and the Starlighters : Johnny B Good !!

[Rougamaru]

this song will wake you up in the morning, without fail.

[veemon202]

@Rougamaru I'd like to see it try. What do you use?

[Rougamaru]

@veemon202 four 8 foot tall speakers in each corner of my room, two slim speakers bolted to the cieling, and and the biggest damn water bed you've never seen!

waking up feels GOOD! ^~^ (starts singing "good vibrations.")

[veemon202]

@Rougamaru No, but how'd you get it to wake you up at a certain time?

[Rougamaru]

@veemon202 oh, my CD player has an alarm function. I just set the time, and voila! my tan ass get's up in time to catch the early morning waves. SURFS UP!

[Laurelindo]

@Rougamaru Just record this song on a sound recorder on the computer (the sound quality actually becomes quite good) and send the file over to a cell-phone and you can use it as a morning alarm! xD ^_^

[Rougamaru]

@Laurelindo I assume your talking to veemon-san.

hmm, yeah, that's a good idea actually.

I still prefer my way though! XD

[Rougamaru]

to those arguing about tifa or celes, it's up to you.

personally, either would make a nice tryst.

but I prefer tifa. she's a monk class character.

they have ABSOLUTE control over their bodies and energies.

just think what she can do with her cunt muscles!

and anyone who's ever made love to a female master of shiatsu and acupressure knows what a chick who has mastered chi can do in the bedroom.

food for thought boy's, food for thought.

[BattleJesus]

@Rougamaru Psch, like bed skills are all that matter =P

[Rougamaru]

@BattleJesus HA! says the blessed basterd known for fully satisfying 47 woman in one night. you KNOW they're all that matter.....on this subject anyway! XD

[Seymroth]

@BattleJesus Yeah, boobs arz impurtantz 2!!!!1!!!!

xD

[IsaacHead]

@Rougamaru work on your ethos, logos, social etiquette, and grammar

[Rougamaru]

@IsaacHead naw, I got better things to do. C YA!

[IsaacHead]

@Rougamaru kinda thought so

[Rougamaru]

@IsaacHead ha-ha! ^o^ to each their own, amigo!

[silenceyouidiot]

@Rougamaru

Sichako le muen Pareim kun' cavo-nien?

[Rougamaru]

@silenceyouidiot um, sorry, don't understand.

[veemon202]

Celes vs Tifa Who will win?

[BattleJesus]

@veemon202 Celes. By a long shot

[PenguinX45654]

@BattleJesus Definitely!

Tifa: Ultima + MP Boost!

Celes: Runic Sword! Absorbed 9999 HP!

Tifa: All Limits (4 of them miss, 1 Yeah) Celes loses 4269 HP

Celes: X-Fight 9999 x 8 lol

Celes Wins!

[cabbitsd]

@veemon202 Celes has a big sharp stick. Unless Tifa is badassed leveled up,CHUCK NORRIS martial arts trained, or has some wicked summon materia... She's dead twice.

[Vibrenium]

@veemon202 are you kidding? Celes was a general of the most powerful army in the world and infused with magitek power at a young age then trained to become a superhumanly strong warrior who wielded magic and weapons effortlessly.

Tifa is a bartender who's only weapon is her fist.

Awful comparison.

Not to mention drunk Celes would be way more fun than drunk Tifa.

(Not that I wouldn't want either of them to get drunk and pass out near me. *grin*)

[anythingnew]

@Vibrenium

NO MAN NO! I mean, Celes can suck dick good and all, and her tube top is sexy as hell, but dude, have you seen Tifa suck dick? She don't do one at a time, she do like 10 guys at once. She killer man, her mouth suck like crazY! I like Celes stank ass breath though, cause they don't got toothpaste and brush then, so imagine getting blowjob from that, sexy as shit!

[anythingnew]

@Vibrenium WHAT?! YOU DO realize that drunk Tifa is more likely to suck you off than a drunk Celes, right?

[Archedgar]

@Vibrenium Yeah? well Tifa had bigger tits.

GG

[DarkAvatar1313]

@veemon202

Ultima vs Lame punching Who will win?

[Zeemis]

@veemon202 Is this a serious question?

[veemon202]

@Zeemis Nah.

[veemon202]

celes is hawt

[anythingnew]

Celes drunk and ready to give blowjobs.

[veemon202]

@anythingnew she's soo drunk, she doesn't know what she's doing!

[ArchdukeJames]

@anythingnew I can get behind this.

[DarkDeltaZero]

Locke:Have you ever been that pretty?

[spook79]

This music makes me imagine a bunch of women dancing on top of a bar. :)

[Rougamaru]

@spook79 Coyote Ugly: Final Fantasy Edition.

[drunkdrag0n]

listen to this pissed off your face.

you won't regret it.

[TheCoyoteKid]

This is awesome! Great work!

[BattleJesus]

@TheCoyoteKid Lol

I didn't make it. <<

[AraxisDemo]

IT'S A GORGET THINGEEEEHHHH!!!

[rabidbeavir]

TITTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHZ

[veemon202]

@rabidbeavir SHOULDAR PAD THINGEEHHHHS 

[thatrandombloak]

is there some way I can get an MP3 of this? it's awesome to hear some Rock combined with old fashioned oogie boogie

[BattleJesus]

@thatrandombloak download link in descrip!

[thatrandombloak]

@BattleJesus boy is my face red, didn't see that download before.

Thanks!

[BattleJesus]

@thatrandombloak Hah, the stewpid youtube cuts it off of the descrip until you click SHOW ME MORE~

[iSpoonyBard]

Celes: LOLOLOL JOHNNY NEEDS GLASSES

[BattleJesus]

@iSpoonyBard img541.imageshack.us/img541/50­81/johnnybravo5256362.jpg

Johnny has glasses!

[LunnahBranford]

its kinda hard to type while dancing....

[killerkirbydude]

Just for the record, I agree with anythingnew.

VictoryzetaMKII... she's fictional, so what?

Or did you leave your imagination back on the Phantom Train?

[VictoryZetaMKII]

@killerkirbydude Just for the record, my disagreeing with anything has nothing to do with my imagination. She's fictional, so, in my opinion, I wouldn't waste time wanting something I can't have...

[drunkdrag0n]

when i'm shitfaced i listen to this and black out minutes later, waking up when the track ends and kicking the computer for being a bitch and realising i could've just clicked the play button.

[Lkynmbr24]

Lol, idn why this reminds me of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, but great remix of a great song in a great game xD

[brengun42]

Mother of GOD this is sweet!!!!!!

[HandsomeDynamite]

Whoa Celes is a babe.

[Vodd9]

Drunk Celes is hot

[TANOOKIsuit9000]

@Vodd9 Celes is hot, drunk or not :)

[anythingnew]

Celes drunk and sucking me off with this song playing. Aww man...

[VictoryZetaMKII]

@anythingnew You're a sad, sad, person. :/

[anythingnew]

@VictoryZetaMKII

Don't we all wish this?

[VictoryZetaMKII]

@anythingnew No you get a real girlfriend, who can really do something like that....

[anythingnew]

@VictoryZetaMKII

Even if I did have a girlfriend, what's wrong with imagining Celes sucking me off?

[VictoryZetaMKII]

@anythingnew she's a fictional character, nothing more than a figment of someone's imagination.....you honestly see NOTHING wrong with this?

[anythingnew]

@VictoryZetaMKII

No.

[BattleJesus]

@VictoryZetaMKII A fetish is a fetish. Don't try and understand it, just leave it be and move on