Borat Chair Joke

[derangedterrorist]

paaahahahhaaha! the way he says it makes it funny

[lazimofo90]

that shit was the funniest joke I ever heard.

[TheColemanizer]

the way he tells it is very funny

[MrDr311]

probably not

[VPrateek]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY ??! ._. lmfao

[magnumataredfox]

Настоящий Казах! XD

[SingHouse]

6 people don't have a senses of humour.

[SamaraVidZ]

This is the funniest fucking joke ive ever heard.

[HurricaneAnska]

sosolid2kk sent me here

[dylan699er]

@HurricaneAnska same

[fnormality]

ohhh borattt i love youhhhhhhhh <3 <3 <3

[proof4real]

aahahahaha

[JosephGubbels]

Come on Youtube, flame wars on a Borat video? Have some standards people.

[sabil1998]

How does he do it

[SAD90901]

hahaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaa

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Lalalalalalallaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Jaremus]

BEST.. JOKE.. EVER

La la la la la !

[CapitalBhoy78]

Better than anything Dane Cook could ever come up with...

[StickyMelonKitty]

Sences OF Humor!!!!!!!

[HarryandDan100]

la la la la la haha he walk on the street haha... he walk on the street..haha the chair...is a walking hahaha yeesss......it is a funny image....yes is nice

[ufosenbomen]

What I always found funny about the Borat series is that Americans always try to stay calm and neutral concering his conversations. They try to take him seriously and don't wish to be impolite, although many of his views, ways of doing and experiences are absolute ridiculous.

It's a cultural thing of the Americans you could respect them for, but it is also a bit of a forced way of behaving...

[Cocteau120]

@ufosenbomen

And here we go again, some other foreign asshole talking shit about Americans on youtube. It's like all people in other countries do is think about America. You guys are so jealous of us you are obsessed with us, desperately searching for something to criticize us about, meanwhile your country's biggest industry is probably American tourism.

[raraito]

@Cocteau120 I thought ufosenbomen was admiring North America patience and politeness

[Vortex289]

@Cocteau120 I dunno... I've never seen americans in Sweden... And anyway, you can't discuss politics without mentioning America because you've managed to trick everyone in investing in your nation and now everyone are waiting to see how much they'll be screwed over by.

[Cocteau120]

@Vortex289 It wasn't a trick, dumbass. We are the leaders of the world, therefore everyone follows us, that includes financially. All you can do is just open wide and eat it. 

[Vortex289]

@Cocteau120 I know, and that's terrible because America has one of the least stable economies in the world. If it was up to me I'd have japanese economs and russian mathematicians, along with brittish media leading the world through the economical crisis. But nooo, we end up with a nation where the bible is actually taught at schools and most politicians are underqualified for their posts. And all of this is the reason why we all talk about America a lot. It'll be the end of us. *sigh*

[Cocteau120]

@Vortex289

Hahahaha, wow, what a joke. Yeah, the Russians are so stupid they are literally destroying themselves through demographic suicide. The Russian government is offering to pay their people to reproduce AND THEY STILL WON'T HAVE KIDS! The Japanese have an entirely sluggish economy, and the British are basically a police state where you can be arrested for thinking something racist! Again, this all comes down to your envy. You refuse to see our greatness because it makes you so green.

[Vortex289]

@Cocteau120 Demographic suicide... what you are saying is that because people choose a career over a bunch of kids they are stupid? And yet they have the best healthcare in the world. Which is free, by the way. And schools that make Ivy league seem childish. Japan is technologically more advanced than any other nation in the world so I don't know whether you should feel angry or ashamed that in spite of their "sluggish economy" they still beat US.

[illrapeyoucunt]

@Vortex289 YOUR A FAGGOT IF YOUR GONNA ARGUE OVER A BORAT VIDEO GET A JOB YOU GAY CUNT

[Vortex289]

@illrapeyoucunt Well... yeah. I'm gay. Does it bother you? Are you frightened of me sneaking into your house and cumming all over you? Is your mind so focused on fear of being raped by a homosexual that you keep forgetting to unlock the caps? I can assure you that I don't feel remotely attracted to homophobs or people who are ignorantin of politics and history becuase, let's face it, they are not particularly difficult subjects so you've gotta be extremely dim to fail them. You're quite safe.

[Cocteau120]

@illrapeyoucunt

HAhahahahaha! If I ever met you in person I would slam your skull into concrete.

[illrapeyoucunt]

@Cocteau120 lol im scared of someone who has arguments over the internet, fuck you, i bet your a skinny fuck that has no freinds. you gay cunt

[Cocteau120]

@illrapeyoucunt

You're a fucking piece of dog shit. You talk shit about arguing on the internet, and yet you get on here and argue on the internet. By your own definition you're a gay cunt. How pathetic is that? Go fucking die before I rip your fucking throat out you little filthy bitch. You're a little castrated virgin prick living in your mom's basement.

[illrapeyoucunt]

@Cocteau120 lol funny how your threatening me, in that case you will never ever find me or know who i am so fuck you, ya gay kunt ahaha seems your angry take a chill pill get a job and a girlfriend. dont argue with people over the internet xD

[Cocteau120]

@illrapeyoucunt

I'm sorry about you not having nuts. I know that must be hard for you. Just try to look on the bright side of things. Sure, you'll never know what it's like to have sex with a woman, and you'll be a pathetic little bitch for all of your life, but at least you can have the comfort of Star Trek re-runs and rocky road to help you forget your pain.

[illrapeyoucunt]

@Cocteau120 LOL EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID IS INCORRECT ABOUT ME. GO WANK OFF TO ARGUING WITH SOME AIDS PATIENT OR SOMETHING Ahahahah PATHETIC FUCK

[Cocteau120]

@Vortex289

You're an idiot. By the middle of this century many Western European demographics will have fallen to a point below recovery.

[Cocteau120]

@Vortex289

The United States has some problems right now = Obama and the democrats. Once we get rid of them our economy will be roaring and all you little American protectorate countries will be glad of it. We're still the most innovative, creative, and free people in the world. Unlike most of the world, we will not be pushed around. Our military is unstoppable and, like any robust people in history, we have a healthy sense of religion, or did you forget to read your history?

[Vortex289]

@Cocteau120 Lol It's because of Obama that your economy has started to stabilize itself and because of the previous presidents that it's stabilizing itself into the negative figures. Japanese and Germans are the most innovative. French, Russian, Spanish and Brittish are more creative. Demark has the highest amount of happy people in the world. In a military perspective you are bullies and religion in any form or shape is never healthy. This is stuff you're taught at school. You should know this.

[illrapeyoucunt]

@Cocteau120 YOUR A FAGGOT IF YOUR GONNA ARGUE OVER A BORAT VIDEO GET A JOB YOU GAY CUNT

[patrix123321]

I can't decide whether this joke is funny or scary !

[heavydiggari]

why is there a woman teaching how to be funny?

[InfinityFofus]

I should tell this joke? …Probably not

[Lunatic4ever]

I have a senses of humour :D

[dbsshow]

5 people have not seen a chair walking with a shoes.

[senad54]

probably not.

[illinifan512]

IT's so stupid but I can't stop laughing at this!

[dennis98]

The best joke i´ve ever heard,i tell ya!

[AUFCStefanos]

4 people must not like the joke :(

[rocafit4]

i would still laugh if somebody would tell me this joke.

[ShygunS]

How does he come up with this shit..

[demRnerd]

@ShygunS He have a senses of humour.

[nini112411]

Thiss Jokee got mee Weakkk lmaoooo!

[satanicaa]

EPIC

[BelyaevVladimir]

good joke :))))

[Cravingfired]

YURIYYYYYYY

[Nasok2]

this video is fake and gay

[KrutoyPostowoy]

Justina likes this joke!! :)

[albanqe21]

it was chair it was a shoe , hahaghaghag for my son Enis Jusufi

[Cravingfired]

Yuriy! Yuriy! Yuriy! Yuriy! Yuriy! Yuriy! Yuriy! Yuriy! Yuriy! Yuriy!

[Cravingfired]

Yuriy!

[kungfoolai]

haha best joke ever!!

[Cravingfired]

Yuriy!

[PaperClip459]

...probably not

[halflifemasta]

the chair-a walk-ah witha shoes

[k0stil]

probably.... NOT!

[blackdost]

HAHAHAHAHHAa

[yomacris]

" i have senses of homor" LOL

[tommiisan]

Hahahaha, "the chair is a-walking. Yes"

[jwillieistheman]

haha rofl AHhahahahah

[Gallers317]

This joke shits on the Aristocrats one.

[Chilla4Sho]

HAHAHA

[JooCandy]

Lmfao!

[3crazyste1991]

LEGGGEEEENNNDDDD

[ProudToBNepali]

lmao ...there is a chair,,, walk with a shoes...ooollalala ....u should tell this joke to ur gal fren.

[SwIsSyRocks]

borat i like your senses of humour!

[jayfrombt]

so funny, i like it so much :-)

[iamnotapie]

That's the point you tard, the joke ISN'T supposed to be funny, that's what makes it funny

[smoke489]

even funnier than most jokes.

I really overlol'd.

[Cottonboy88]

@smoke489 Ye same here :D

[giftofimpact]

This is one of the best moments in the whole series. Brilliant.

[DisposableHero]

LMFAAOOO BEST JOKE EVER!1

[carlmcn11]

yes. it is nice.

[zoe9061]

the chair isa walking hehahaha yees yees izza niiice

hahaha

xx

[smoke489]

I remember watching this.

The interwiew goes really normal ( like normal borat funny)

Then LMAO, he throws this joke and adds this little stupid music "la la la " xD

I recall loling for minutes

[Mladostbeast]

dat was sum funni shit there is a chair the chair walk ha hwith shoes ollalalal walk on a straight haha the chair is walking

[MiddleEasternBabe101]

LMFAOOOO with a shoooooes

[zigopack]

Fucking best joke EVER !!

[lolmanlaurence]

best thing on youtube, no doubt x

[CosmicElixir]

HAHHAHA yessss!

[kaykay661562]

borat is fuckin hilarious

[mcclayface]

the woman dont know shit.

I pissed myself laughing at that joke!

even she laughed a little!

sacha baron cohen you legend!

[jeeepz]

Genius

[bananacake10]

he walk with the shoes...lalalala

[Onlytakes1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHHH

[ArmenianKuro]

bahahhahaha

there is a chair

the chair walk with the shoes LALALALALA

bahahahahhahahahahahhaha lmao ahahahahah

[thelittlejumbo]

This scene is a legend

[HighSeasons]

Very nice how much?

[HighSeasons]

The best man the best

[SillyScyllia]

awesome

[bicanashy]

roflwofflepwnswordhackswordnig­ger

[pureplayaa]

it is funny asstard so why don't you grow up

[clikcclik86]

yeahh just like your life

[monseurkez]

Yes, that's the fucking idea

He's not a real person you realise.

[Asstard006]

Good job replying to my SIX MONTH OLD comment fuckface

[monseurkez]

Well you see it was that much of a fucking stupid comment that i felt the need to.

[Asstard006]

So you're trying to say you're a fuckhead? I agree

[monseurkez]

Course not, i'm saying you're a fuckhead for thinking Borat is real (lawl)

And if you don't think he's real and just think he's shit then fair enough but still, you think because you put comments there's a time limit you can reply to them.

I see nowhere in my comment implying i'm a "fuckhead", but you're gonna see what you want to see so go right ahead.

[Asstard006]

I NEVER said he was real Douchebag. Jesus, learn to read fuckface

[supercooey]

shut the fuck up you idiots

[TheTwilightGuy]

with a shoes! LOL

[MinistralC]

Borat is too funny

[CuriositysCat]

There is a guy from my class who does this joke PERFECTLY. I love it.

[drakcron]

I literaly couldn't breathe at this joke :D

[ZeUrbano]

this is genius i never seen anyone that able of creating such awkward/embarrassing humour as sacha. probably the greatest thing since the Pythons...

[sebasiglesias15]

@ZeUrbano 

[Spawncheez]

La La La La La

[m0bstok0]

how do i show her i have a sences of humar..lol

[Mamaligaaa]

it-a walk, with-a shoes, la la laa la !

[robertthabassist]

hahahahahahahhha too funny

[Dl4nn]

hahaha, shall i tell this joke? "probably not" xD

[petedcc]

'it a walk, a la la laa la la.' amazin lmao

[maddingo12]

I pissed my pants on that joke....nice!

[m3talmilitia15]

lmao!

[Luaparn]

Haha :d

[Dragon22873]

lol

[Imadogg]

LMAOAOAOOA this is the funniest thing ever hahahhaa

[TuPaCkObE]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH­AHA!!!!!!! man that was funny

[xristosim]

respect..