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  • Stabs... Hmm... What's that noise.. Looks. Dead Wookie.

  • I knifed thruogh a door once :)

  • That was nice.

  • I think this is a major win

  • i just love hearing the guy that got stabbed scream

  • I cant find a game with 12 vs 12 on xbox360

  • @juge27 It's because of BF3.

  • LOL. He's like wute heck just happend?! xD

  • THAT IS NOT A FAIL THIS IS WIN !

  • @LPP368 its a fail for the guy who died

  • @LPP368

    "Accidental Win".

    Well no shit Sherlock. 

  • I have done that at that train car on this map trying to get in it. it took me a second to figure out I killed some one. WTF moment?....

  • @dhomevideos yea you could knife through walls in this game. kinda put me off playing it after not much time in the game.

  • he looked around like "PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE SAW THAT!"

  • battlefield 2...before ppl were obsessed with it...

  • @AlexxWhitetv this is actually bad company 2....

  • @xWhiteoutProductions battlefield: bad company2..lookit up

  • @AlexxWhitetv i know what it fucking is you retard you called it battlefield 2 and i corrected you! idiot....

  • @xWhiteoutProductions dude...chill

  • Wow, that was a Billy Zane Sniper moment

  • ah, memories! <3

  • 50% percent more stab, but 20% cooler!

  • Gates: They can't be trusted...

  • but this isn't modern warfare 2???

  • @JoeRobot17 I know I was making fun of the redonculous knife kill

  • thumbs up if you liked bc2 more than bf3

  • Haha, after he stabbed the guy, I bet he looked around and said "Did anybody else see that? Did anybody else see that win? No? Aw....."

  • I like it when that happens. For me, it's only happened through doors, though.

  • Anyone think the guy at 0:14 said dubba dubba dub dub? or something?

  • @MegaFPSPlayer

    I Think, just guessing here, he was talking in another language :O

  • @MegaFPSPlayer  Blahba Dee a Blubba Dub

  • @MegaFPSPlayer Nah the voice said "Im a bitch can i suck your cock"

  • @MegaFPSPlayer oh, its russian language, nevermind.

  • @MegaFPSPlayer you forgot "Moo"

  • @MegaFPSPlayer Well actually he said in Russian 'Help me to get outta here!'

  • @MegaFPSPlayer Don't worry about him. He's just playing Pyro.

  • @MegaFPSPlayer he said "Помогите мне выбраться" which means "Help me to get out of here", it's in russian.

  • @MegaFPSPlayer he dident say dubba dubba dub dub he said bloshink le beenshhhh klimp bah bahhhhh

  • @MegaFPSPlayer "Pamagitie mi mai bratia " - "Help me my brothers" in Russian

  • "That's 50% more stab, per stab"

  • @Flyingtrollolo WOW!! thats a low price!!!

  • Looks like a win to me.

  • I did that on accident, but it was through a building wall.

    I was like O_0

  • "GOD DAMN IT! I MISSED HIM!"

    *Rage stabs fence*

    Killing an enemy +50

    "WTF? WHOO!!!"

  • @PhoenixRebirth117 Not a funny joke.

  • @Ricokz You keep doing that silly stuff in the Comment Section.

  • @0IIIIII Eh? I'm just stating when the joke is REALLY bad. :3

  • The fence were made from a Bad Company

  • Commando pro in Battlefield?

  • did this fence just scream?

  • Gotta love that 'WTF' pause after he got the knife.

  • ahh that was awsome

  • And that is how to bitchslap a camper

  • Owned.

  • obviously chuck norris uses a knife now

  • @0:14 - @0:16 da fuk i just don?

  • >:D i love doing that when you know someone is camping behind a fence or wood door or just accidentally doing it is also awesome :D

  • win

  • After he killed the guy he looked around like "Where am I?"

  • @4everMetallover Old people play video games too.

  • Thts me....

  • That's not a fail that's a freaking WIN for the guy who did it

  • This happened to me once, but through a door. With defibs

  • I want to go play this game now, especially because BF3 feels so broken on consoles

  • i love how the guy is just like umm... what?

  • Lucky

  • Русская версия? о.О

  • I like how he looks around confused for a second. then walks around and stares at the body

  • omg....he got ten kills

  • eenie meenie miney HOLY SHIT guys come check this out

  • Ohhh shit ohh shit ohhh shit! I didn't see you man! You ok? Ohhh fuck, I think he is dead. Quick, gotta hide the body, I hope no one saw.

  • FUCKING WALL *stab, groans from the other side*.....Oh shit...

  • 321th viewer... that's a first

  • I miss this game

  • Watch my channel please im new

  • This game is still excellent

  • If your having gun problems, I feel bad for you son.

    I got 99 problems,but a fence ain't one.

  • @QX1138 NICE. Creative and original top comment, finally!

  • @QX1138 hit me

    

  • @QX1138 i just scrolled down to type that ;)

  • Just imagine if every time you stabbed a wall, it would scream out in pain.

  • i like how he looks behind him.....

  • It could be about 20% cooler

  • THAT'S MY NAME IN THE TOP COMMENT. I'M FACKING FAMOUUUS

  • @IHIoMiCiDe Not anymore.

  • @bononcrusher2 Yeah it is stupid ass. Fail.

  • i miss BFBC2 sometims, then i remember i have gotten everything in there

  • Note to self: Don't camp next to a blue fence

  • this happens all the time..... except it is usually 2 people go in opposite directions trying to knife down the same fence at the same time

  • How many people still play this on PS3 I won't to go back to it but I don't want like 1 vs. 1

  • @btiny101 i used to think the same as you then, i took an arrow to the knee

  • he was using a lightsaber that looked like a combat knife

  • Kevin sent me.

  • 50% more stab than expected? How does that work. if you have 0 stab, 50% more of 0 is still 0 stab.If you are talking percentages, 100% more stab, or 1 stab,would have been correct, but 50% just means... nothing?I think...I never took statistics class, but either way, the title makes no sense mathematically. Unless he was counting the fence as a stab, in which case, 50% more of 1 is 1.5, so you would still need to say 100% more stab to get 2 stabs from one.

    Fuzzy math bitches.

    Or Aliens

    Aliens

  • @commanderbige you care way to much.

  • @RememberPluto I was also drunk off my ass and appeared to care. I still do, I am just not drunk.

  • @commanderbige well then explain this

    "50% more bullet, per bullet"

    ha?

  • @lolpl0000 Aperture Science. They make turrents that fire 66.6% more bullet per bullet.

  • @lolpl0000 That makes sense. You have a bullet, and then you have a new bullet that is 50% larger. You can have 50% more bullet by adding 50% more matter to the original bullet. You can have 50% more of an object, you cannot have 50% more of an event that can only exist in clean numbers with no decimal values. You cannot stab me 1.5 times, but you can add 50% more bullet to a bullt to make said bullet 1.5 grams as opposed to 1 gram.

  • @commanderbige WHAT ARE YOU O_o

  • @commanderbige Or maybe it was just intent? Like, "I INTEND to stab this wall." *stabs and kills wall* "I didn't intend to do that, but this shit is totally goin' on Gamefails..."

  • @commanderbige Or Putin.

    Putin.

  • @commanderbige It's size related, fence is ten foot = 1 stab. Person is 5 foot high = half stab.

    Or Aliens....

    Aliens.

  • @commanderbige 100% of 0 is still 0.

  • @commanderbige he was expecting just to cut the fence which is one stab or %100, and with the stab of the guy he got another stab, which is %200, however the surprise and this being on game fails made it lose %50 percent and thus the title is relevant to this situation,

  • @commanderbige Maybe they see one stab as 100%...and the stab through the fence was an added 50%...idk i never took statistics class:D

  • @jangofett50019 although he never really did stab the fence as it did not break ;) this title is wierd xD

  • @DubbelfrukT oh alrightxD

  • @commanderbige 100% more would be 1 times 0, so that still wouldn't work. Really, the title should just be 1 more stab lol

  • @commanderbige The stab would have killed him, only this time he went 'through' the fence.

  • @commanderbige you can math.

  • @commanderbige i think they mean 2x 25%

  • @commanderbige 100% of 0 is not 1...

  • @commanderbige if you have any % of 0, its still zero, 200% is effectivley mutipling by 2. You cant muliply by zero.

  • @ALLCAPS15 You can multiply by zero - it will just equal zero

  • @commanderbige Jack probably named this one thats why!! Stupid Jack, should have gone to Vegas!!!

  • @commanderbige brieg moments in history in which we get actual original and funny comments. God bless you sir ":*)

  • @commanderbige "100% more stab, or 1 stab,would have been correct"

    100% more than 0 is mathematically still 0... just sayin'

  • It was so unbelievable that the game confirmed the kill for him. (I'm talking about how he runs around to see if there's really a body and the radio says "10 kills, we have 10 kills".)

  • @FailsAreEpicToo The knife in this game was worse than MW2 and black ops. One guy knifed me while he was facing the opposite direction!

  • Booyah.

  • Anyone else hear the *moo* in the background?

  • i did this through a door once haha

  • Wow I didn't realize how much BF3 jumped graphics wise... this looks like shit now.

  • @NotoriouslyGlorious O_o this looks like shit to you... seriously how much of a graphics snob are you?

  • @GlamEye Well, in comparison to BF3, it does look rather low-q. Just like Halo 2 looks incredibly bad compared to Halo 3, but has comparatively top-of-the-line graphics for its own date.

  • @rookieroo24 I know but he really should have said that the graphics have come a long way or something like that not that it looks like shit because it still looks decent if a bit dated buy today's standards, if you want something that will make you eyes bleed try playing the original Deus Ex

  • @GlamEye Fair point. The original Dues Ex HAS made my eyes bleed, ha!

  • Took commando to a whole new level

  • To anyone else, he was just trimming a hedge.

  • I did that before to a guy on the other side of a door.

  • Epic vid! (enter messed skyrim meme). (enter kevin sent me meme). Visit my channel! I need feedback!

    Check out my channel i do the same thing as RT! All the funny vids are on gamefails! (enter skyrim meme to btiny101) Hello i am too nooby to make any good videos so i am advertising in comments!

    Thumb up my comment if you like this vid!

    Thumbs if you the 301st watcher!

    There now you don't have to look at any other comments

  • Kevin sent me

  • @BullyBoii1234 I use to be funny, until I started using this joke.

  • He's a magition

  • Battlefield Bad Company 2 is a lot better than BF3

  • 0:12 "..wait. What? Huh?..did- OH SHIT. GUYS? *looks around* DID....did anybody see th-no...? Aw shit. That was cool, too."

  • 'right ill just smash through this fence then. . . wut tha?'

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  • Too epic.

    And yes, I did watch the video and not just leave a dumb comment for Thumbs Up.

  • OH SHIT THATS MINE! (look at the squad next to the map, it's me!)

  • @GamingJosh That's pretty sick to see yourself on video without even knowing it.

  • @GamingJosh nice kill man

  • @GamingJosh Holy Shit NICE! you got in a Game Fail video unintendedly! Caboose get the man an acheiveablez!

  • @GamingJosh bullshit.

  • @TheHammerHeadxX First of all, my youtube name and my gamertag are the same. don't beleive me? watch my gameplays on my channel. second of all, you're fucking retarded.

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  • @GamingJosh you dont have to leave 2 comments pointing out that its yours

  • @iamobeliskquake i posted the first one without having proved it's mine, because it said my name (Joshwittmann) not my gamertag: so i posted the other one saying check the gamertag... i guess i was just excited.

  • Oh shit! I think ive done that befor. Not sure tho

  • Banned for wall hacks.

  • Ive done that through a brick wall -_-

  • He used to be a solider...then he took a knife to the face... and died

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  • Actualy its arrow in the knee not to the knee

  • @btiny101 I used to type in caps.....then I took caps lock off

  • Poor little camper lol

  • I used to stab through walls.. then I took an arrow to the knee..

  • @IHIoMiCiDe STOP WITH THESE STUPID ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES PLEASE ( SORRY CAPS IS LOCKED )

  • @btiny101 I used to type in all caps then the key flew off and hit me in the knee. (Sorry for copying you Kage but I really wanted to say it)

  • @btiny101 I used to tell people what to do on the internet then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • @btiny101 then unlock it

  • @btiny101 and its arrow IN the knee (gfyn) js

  • @TheDAWinz Face it I just voted you down and flagged you for spam.

  • @sonow666 I use to be flagged for spam, but than i took an arrow to the knee

  • @TheDAWinz I used to be a meme from Skyrim, but then I was co-opted by the rest of the Internet.

  • @btiny101 bro, its a meme from skyrim

  • @SpeedRacer112233 Bro, it's still annoying as shit.

  • @SilentFisher As far as I'm concerned, the only reason it's that annoying is because people mindlessly post the stale "arrow to the knee" or similar part. Every now and then I see it in a form that makes me laugh, but so long as people fail to input any originality...

    ...oh wait, that's memes in general. Still, you see my point.