Translation. It uses funny Japanese, so I tried to use almost same meaning of English.
Mother
"Did you prepare to go to school trip? Shigeo? Oh you are sleeping and doodling again. You have an unrivaled ability to doodle seriously. Oh I play with words. Your life and escalator up are same because both are KUDARANAI (means useless and not to go down). hahaha It's so funny. I'm planning to going to say kind of funny things this year. It slays. It slay really.Why did I bear useless boy like you.
It's TSUWAMONODOMO GA YUMENOATO (Filled with smell of green grass,My thought is driven to dreams of warriors,Those who passed away in the battle). Really. uh? It's not correct. my fault, sorry. What i wanna say is you are useless after all. You are."
Close the door.
Mother"I absolutely doted on him because he is so handsome."
てか母親のエプロンに「浣腸」ってwww
alwth123RENEE 2 days ago
シュールだwwwwwwwwwwwww
rangunotora86 6 days ago
ANDO SAN
majikos 1 week ago
BADONG!
GequalsZ 2 weeks ago
チョップで鼻血てwww
igunisuta 2 weeks ago
はぁいwwwwwww
igunisuta 2 weeks ago
他の変にゴチャゴチャした動画より
全然面白いなww
tanasuke333 2 weeks ago
「母さんー」wwww
ozon945 3 weeks ago
ぜんぜん面白くないな。
tangesazen99 1 month ago in playlist nachu777 さんのその他の動画
お母さん「はぁい」 うけるww
fktmyk 1 month ago
カバゾウ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
KOMOE516 1 month ago
旅行記でモテろ!wwwwwwwwwwwwww
harrypotter9398 1 month ago
おかんひでえw
あんたの人生とかけまして のぼり専用エスカレーターとときます
その心は
くだないでしょうってwwwww
121gintoki 1 month ago
面白い・・・・
けどお母さん普通息子に人生くだらないとか言うか!?
shihonanase 2 months ago
PING PONG PAN PONG!
PandaGirl912 2 months ago
はい私がハンサムです。
動画半分過ぎて初のセリフがこれってww
joice0722 2 months ago
おかん声ごっついなwwww
sorriso1616 2 months ago
飛行機のエンジンは翼に付いてる筒状のあれや
mill1833 2 months ago
ぁ! あんたの人生とかけます 上り専用エスカレーターと説きます
その心は 「くだらない」 みた。みたいね?wwあははあはははふあぁはははああははふふあぁ~おっかしいぃもうねぇ?ぅん。ぇあれ?お母さんこういうユニークなこと言ってもいいと思うよ?今年は、、、抱腹絶倒よ!もう。抱腹絶倒!ねぇ?そんなあたしからそんなぁあんたみたいなくだらないう子が生まれるとはねぇ・・これ本当にもぅつわものどもは夢のあとねほんともうぅ//
あぁあれ?今のはちがうわ・今のは違うごめん。」あぁうんあんたがくだらない子ってことよ!くだらないこ!ね?ほんともう・・ね・うん。はぁい。。
iti421 2 months ago
誰かがこれを翻訳してもらえますか?
それは見ていて非常に面白いです!
LckeStudios 2 months ago
ドン!!!!!!!
hottoai 3 months ago
オカン市橋かよ
297mmx210mm 3 months ago 4
i sleep with both eyes open also.
FlamingAtheist 3 months ago
Translations please, these videos are hilarious!
AshTheMohican 3 months ago
おでこにくっついたwww
morotaintexiraimi713 4 months ago
強者共が夢の跡ね・・・ほん・・・あれ?あぁん、あぁぃ今のは、今のはちょっと違うわ、今のは・・・私が悪い、ごめん。まぁまぁまぁ、あん、あんたがくだらない子ってことよホント、あんたはくだらない子、ねっ、ホント、ねっ、んっ、ねっ、はぁぁいっっwww
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音もすべて実声がいwww
katacchi25hiruzu 4 months ago
母ちゃんどこから出てきたww
kyt315489 4 months ago
飛行機のエンジンちっさいなwww
面白すぎる!!
TOMATOMONE 4 months ago
お母さんの独り言好きだわ~(^^♪
suzuran322 4 months ago
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usavichkinako 4 months ago
0:22 HOLY SHIT HER HEAD IS HUGE COMPARED THE DOOR!
UndiscoveredVirus 4 months ago
他の追随を許さないwwwwwww
ツワモノどもが夢のあとww
951kouta753 5 months ago
チョーイケメン。
upchatan 5 months ago
茂雄めっちゃいい声しとるwww
kamikami0927 5 months ago
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母さんの顔ロバートの秋山wwwwww
Yi0u 5 months ago
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谷口さん顔バッファロー吾郎のやせてるほうっぽい
akatebaka 5 months ago in playlist 森の安藤
口パクパクしすぎ~~~www
piyomasahiko 5 months ago
どーんしちゃっとるがなwwwwwwwwwww
ayumi05410 5 months ago
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あいつはぁ…ゆぅほどハンサムじゃねえ!
muratayuki0619 5 months ago
終わり方大好き♪
A0404z 5 months ago
ハンサムww
layura26 5 months ago
これを、すべて1人でとか天才
twintailisgod0326 5 months ago
えええ!笑
Wiifamily0103 5 months ago
ぴーんぽーんぱーんぽーん♪
「あてんしょんぷりーず
当機は北海道へ向かおう・・・
・・向こぉう・・してたんすけど・・・
なんか・・・なんか、こぉ・・・
は、ハイジャックされました。」
ぴーんぽーんぱーんぽーん♪
nurajump 5 months ago
音声注意
akiraandmj1 5 months ago
Press 9. "WE'VE GOTTA DROP THE HAMMER!"
D43m0nz 5 months ago
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67unagiyarou 6 months ago
ドーン
25ARASI 6 months ago
ちょーはんさむ(*´`*)
416lav 6 months ago
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how the fuck did i get here
tichergeorge 6 months ago
茂雄にチョップされる時のガジャジャーンジャンヌゥーン…のリーダーが
なんか飛行機のいすに腰掛けてる。
Galapa1221 6 months ago
クラスに茂雄の母さんに似てる人が・・・
ctctctctctctctct1231 6 months ago
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くだらないwww
yutonitta 6 months ago
まじ、面白いw
このシリーズで、一番これが好きww
かぁさぁーん!!
kyk1219rlove 6 months ago
wwwwwこれおもしろwwwwつわものどもが・・ゆめのあとね・・・あれいまのわ・・みたいなwww
majisuka05 6 months ago
母さんナルシストwwww
0422metro 6 months ago
国際とかw
ZEXAL1227 6 months ago
シュールだね!
masya2578 6 months ago
旅行先でモテる!!
INDOOR0715 6 months ago
良い
nireniren 7 months ago
最後あっけない
zephirothnight 7 months ago
うけるーww
OkitaMirai 7 months ago
ズドーンx3^0^
tacorin3131 7 months ago
母ブサすぎるだろw
茂雄ぜんぜんハンサムじゃねーーー
0624Nami 7 months ago
まま最強ww
まま・・・自分を責めないで
STURMLOVE 7 months ago
どーやって作ったんですかwwww
0422metro 7 months ago
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くだらない
takamizawakie1213 7 months ago
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つまらん
ru4ho 8 months ago
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Japanesable 8 months ago
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自分は毎日ネタ動画を更新しています
例「コンビニでスマイル頼んでみた」
「水道水を全力で飲んだ後英文を読み切る」
「世界初!!水風船で台風撃退」
などです ぜひ見てください
chikara08141123 8 months ago
どおんw
0915ohno3104 8 months ago
悲しいおわりw
helloween0069 8 months ago
GIVE US A FUCKING TRANSLATION PLEAAASE! Sincerely, everyone.
Kashadooo 8 months ago
茂雄ハンサムすぎるwwwww
yurichuxxx 8 months ago
飛行機のナレーションが面白すぎる!!!
mackeyekcam 8 months ago
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翻訳は英語
1ddg11 8 months ago
弾あたまに当たってんのに即死してないww
myokotyan 8 months ago
我々は、がじゃじゃんじゃん…◇☆※~ であるw
chikara08141123 8 months ago
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3:23から音量上げてください!音が小さくなっていくので!!
takuma080 8 months ago
何気に始めの母ちゃんのエプロンが浣腸やwwwwww
yurichuxxx 8 months ago
ドーンってwwww
moffpluis 8 months ago
昨今かなりのクオリティの高さのアニメがある中でこのアニメのシュールさはすごいwwww何度見ても笑えるwwww
MasterpieceST 9 months ago
どーん、どーん。どん、どーん!
リズミカルw
TheSunnyside2012 9 months ago
Love the picture of the prawn in the background
prideofclouds 9 months ago 2
バーン キ~~~~~~~~~~ン キーン
arinokatyou1 9 months ago
After watching mr ando in the woods and salaryman man, I am a fan of this guy.
I think there is real interest from English speakers over these videos and an English translation would be appreciated by many.
unholyjebus 9 months ago 45
@unholyjebus Same here!Eng sub plz!
sccatke 5 months ago
国際テロ組織、ガジャジャジャンナンですね
aqatanaka 9 months ago
海老の絵が好き。
Karmoon7 9 months ago
最後の「ドーン」wwwwwwwwwwwww
DRUMmerPUNK3859 10 months ago
茂雄の顔デッカww
waiting4smile 10 months ago
よくみたら、茂雄君ズボンに手を入れてる。
aqatanaka 10 months ago
どう降りろというんだ。
aqatanaka 10 months ago 2
お母さん、貴女のエプロンの方がおかしい。
aqatanaka 10 months ago
ふぁあい!
aqatanaka 10 months ago
Know the old saying, the lazy will always STRIKE MR. ANDO STRIKE.
JorkellDIY 10 months ago 40
BDONG!
1TGuy1 10 months ago
あらまあ、ずいぶんな所にずいぶんなエンジンだこと・・・。
anjedaisuki 10 months ago
かあさぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁん!!!!!
3yamada 10 months ago 2
全身タイツ着てるのに爪が見えるテロリスト
weableacher 11 months ago
どーんどーん
bravesound126 11 months ago
テロリストの名前wwwww
ctctctctctctctct1231 11 months ago
この親あって、この子ありwww
hinatabokkonyan 11 months ago
3:25 scared the hell out of me
MitchDWit 11 months ago
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Japan what the fuck is wrong with you?!
musicfreak9000 11 months ago
機長めっさ適当ww
0120jojer 11 months ago
hahahhaahaahahahahaahaha
Captainfrowny 11 months ago
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茂雄が乗った飛行機が墜落したのは彼が母を殺された憎しみを憎しみとしてぶつけたからです。
飛行機はこの地球であり、テロリストは隣人、茂雄はあなたです。
daytimelampman 11 months ago
o____________o
DesuKawaiiNature17 11 months ago
KASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Gearsparker 11 months ago
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@Gearsparker
"atention PRICE"
SwordMasterTala 11 months ago
それはサラリーマンピストルじゃないかww
h09020 11 months ago
かああああああああさああああああああああん!!!!!!!
arinokatyou1 11 months ago
我々は、国際テロ組織、でじゃぁ…じょn…ょ…ょん……である。
ハンサムは、殺す!…ばーん。…きーーーーーーーーーーーーー……きん。
supeinn2 11 months ago
Translate please PLEASE !!
BrumeSilencieuse 11 months ago
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かみまくりwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
syoux2500 1 year ago
「すこぶるハンサム」・・・なんか泣けます(つД`)
エンジンがまた良い(・∀・)
mj75442 1 year ago
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MY BASIC JAPANESE
Y U NO BETTER
earthboundisawesome 1 year ago
シュールだなホントwwwwwwww
odorokinooisisa156 1 year ago
「はい、わたくしがハンサムですが何か。」 の所超面白い!
MAMOU122 1 year ago
なぞかけいいね
tomonori0827 1 year ago
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イケメンとかww
ロバートのあれににてるwww
DicTionaRy810 1 year ago
最後のほうドーンの連続
kitanyann 1 year ago
OKAA-SAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN
ralius944 1 year ago
笑い方キモスwwwwwwww
MsKumityou 1 year ago
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ロバートの秋山っぽいww
1127mio 1 year ago
終わり方ww
panakikare3rd 1 year ago
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おかあさん、市橋そっくり
hirunewa 1 year ago
お母さんのなぞかけうけるwwww
abc12359669 1 year ago
最初の茂雄ズボンに手入れてるwwww
08watapon25 1 year ago
ぴんぽんぱんぽんー
ハイジャックーー!!!!
blythesmiles 1 year ago
ピーンポーンパーンポーン。アテンションプリーズ。
当機は北海道へ、向かおう...向かおうと...してたんすけど〜...なんかこう...ハイジャックされました。
ピーンポーンパーンポーン。
ここ一番好きwww
もう全部セリフ覚えたくらい何度も見ましたwww
7kanayan7 1 year ago
its like the guy drawing this did give a flying fuck
DudeZbanned 1 year ago
つわものどもは夢のあとwwwwwwwwwwwww
whale22211 1 year ago
息子かわいそw
moooton1 1 year ago
タイトルロゴww
tetette0807 1 year ago
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稲中卓球部
NIKUMANN2030 1 year ago
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your comments make sense to me..
wilmerpwnzorz 1 year ago
しゃべりがウケ狙い過ぎwwwwでも脚本は神レベルw
omochiyuka 1 year ago
怖ぇー
shisohiziki 1 year ago
あんたの人生とかけて
上り専用エスカレーターと説く
その心は
くだらない
Σ(゚Д゚;エーッ!けっこううまいな!
the15931kkk 1 year ago 2
か、浣腸てw
azamu02 1 year ago
「お客様、早く下りて下さい。」って・・・・無理だろ・・・・
iketaku629 1 year ago
絵うまくね??
7321masa 1 year ago
∵ゞ(´ε`●) ブハッ!!
おもろい
the15931kkk 1 year ago
i am way too high for this
whilwheaton 1 year ago 2
@whilwheaton personnaly, I think its an advantage in this situation.
olivierlar 1 year ago
subtitlessss
stevenliaw360 1 year ago
かあさぁーん!!
声割れw-
ROMGAD 1 year ago
なんか・・・なんかこう・・・ハ、ハイジャックされました
↑吹いたwwww
omega7y7 1 year ago
何故修学旅行にお母さんが付いてくるww
gotyakku 1 year ago
subtitle please someone, thanks.
sajkopas 1 year ago 25
まさかの「ハイッ」
mikkakannijou 1 year ago
I just love how he even does the sound effects using nothing but his mouth.
SomewhatDisturbed95 1 year ago
学校で秘かにはやっているwww
TheTailduck 1 year ago
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しゃべり方がむかつく
oregamienainokasugu 1 year ago
茂雄はハンハム。
YouTubeは新しい才能の発掘現場ですね。
faithhopelove868 1 year ago
ohh I wish I could see this with English subtitles!
MundiVondi 1 year ago 2
someone please translate this!
senna01 1 year ago 49
@senna01 Please! XD I beg you!!
abbyfanduby 1 year ago
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Japanesable 8 months ago
@senna01 I translated.
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Translation. It uses funny Japanese, so I tried to use almost same meaning of English.
Mother
"Did you prepare to go to school trip? Shigeo? Oh you are sleeping and doodling again. You have an unrivaled ability to doodle seriously. Oh I play with words. Your life and escalator up are same because both are KUDARANAI (means useless and not to go down). hahaha It's so funny. I'm planning to going to say kind of funny things this year. It slays. It slay really.Why did I bear useless boy like you.
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It's TSUWAMONODOMO GA YUMENOATO (Filled with smell of green grass,My thought is driven to dreams of warriors,Those who passed away in the battle). Really. uh? It's not correct. my fault, sorry. What i wanna say is you are useless after all. You are."
Close the door.
Mother"I absolutely doted on him because he is so handsome."
Japanesable 8 months ago 5
Title"Shigeo is handsome"
Booooom airplane sound.
Anounce
"Attention please. We are planning, going to Hokkaido but oh yeah we are like highjacked, I think."
Crew
"Is there anyone who is handsome?"
Shigeo
"Yes, I am handsome, but why?"
Japanesable 8 months ago 7
Crew
"You gotta get off the airplane, otherwise..."
Terrorist(Te is on one of terrorist shirt, Rro is on another one)
"Ta-dah, we are international terrorist group named jajaja-ja$&…. We're gonna kill handsome."
"Wow because he is so handsome, the bullet doesn't work!!"
Leader"Hi."
Terrorist"Leader!"
Leader"Look at him carefully. He is not handsome as he say."
Terrorist "Oh yes! we're gonna kill you again."
Shigeo"Damn it!!"
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Mother"Shigeo watch out!!"
Shigeo"I'm sorry mother, because I'm not handsome."
Mother"I didn't make a mistake. Doing the best not for you, for everyone makes you badly handsome"
Shigeo "Mother!!!!!!!"
He chopped everyone and the airplane engine.
The end
Japanesable 8 months ago 12
どぉーんどぉーん.゚+.(´∀`*).+゚.
agefly 1 year ago
sa104cinema 1 year ago
ぴぃんぽおんぱあんぽぉんwwwww
ricken325backer 1 year ago
コレ・・・腹が爆発しそう(笑)
テロ部下ww組織名ぐらい覚えとけよwwww
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ハンサムすぎて弾がきかねぇってうけたww
soudemonakabeon 1 year ago
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田村先生が森君をいじめていました
先生が教壇で“森がHなサイトをわざわざ早退して見たらしいぞ。みんな、森みたいにHなことばっかり考えるんじゃないぞ”と言っていました
田村先生は花瓶でむやみやたらに生徒を殴る
太めの子を前に出させて、黒板に大きく。“豚”と書かせる
生徒をイチゴにたとえる、できる子は“あまおう”(注=同県特産)次は“とよのか”。“とちおとめ”出来が悪い子は“出荷できないイチゴ”という
森君が隣の子の消しゴムを拾ってあげたら“森は偽善者にもなれない偽善者”と言った
この田村伸一、本当のところ死んで詫びてほしいところですが、それはしそうにありません。
まず、せめてこいつを懲戒免職にしてほしいところです。