Movie food metal band

[Kath666]

0:50 - "Don't blow your penis up, unless you really need to" ..Wait, wut?

[MarcTaker]

thumbs up if you first heard this on Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged

[IceCadaverX]

Love how some parts sound like King Diamond <3

[SuperPikachuRocks]

Part of the kick-ass music on movie!

[hitoki1354]

Masto-motherfucking-don bitches!

[Flounderboy15]

I've still yet to find a better first 3 minutes of a movie

[Kemonokami]

@Flounderboy15

Watch AKIRA, then. You'll see.

[ryste85]

Okay, I'll follow the rules

[ryste85]

A gumdrop will give you a disease

[SicShredder13]

Mastodon fuck yeah

[zero9112]

I have been looking for the origin of the clip for 3 years. Thank you.

[Raiderfan123]

MASTODON!!!!

[Cerberus1030]

this is SO METAL, omg love it.

[HellMyOwn]

Mastodon for the fucking win

[AirshipFury]

MASTODON! \m/

[GoGoGadgetBeer]

gawd i love this movie!

[GoongalaGoongala]

Best part of the ATHF movie. All down hill from here.

[cuorejuve89]

song title?

[ALEG0Man360]

so get yourselfs a treat mother fuckers

[Kirbyguy91]

Drummer is a box of nachos, guitarists are a pretzel and a box of ice caps, singer is a gum drop

[DarkAngelEU]

this vid actually reminds alot of the Era Vulgaris art, very similar and very nice to my eyes :)

[thirteen3]

Drummer is Nachos, the guitarists are a pretzel and a box of candy of some sort, what's the lead singer supposed to be?

[Koreskreamer]

@thirteen3 I always imagined him being the top part of a pickle.

[Roigawesomness]

@thirteen3 Ima guess a gumdrop or some sort of candy.

[exetier]

@thirteen3 The drummer is a gum drop

[FireypepperCP]

@thirteen3

A green "Dot" from a terrible candy called "Dots"

[Raiderfan123]

@FireypepperCP HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF DOTS THAT WAY!!! They are incredibly delicious.... Although they do stick to your teeth occasionally =/

[FireypepperCP]

@Raiderfan123

If I had to eat Dots or drink anti freeze. I'd drink anti freeze, because it's sweet and delicious in comparison.

[Raiderfan123]

@FireypepperCP Well, to each their own i guess =/

[ealmintheplayground]

i spilt some really hot coffee on my lap in a movie once

i needed to pull out my penis to prevent myself getting burnt 

it was no laughing matter

[XSilentScreamzX]

what cock railing homofaggot would give this a dislike?

fucking sluts.

this shit rocks

[chinmu]

@XSilentScreamzX I don't see what being a homo has to do with disliking this... I love this shit

[XSilentScreamzX]

@chinmu truth be told, i dont remember this, i was probably drunk

it made me chuckle that im so full of surprises, even when inebriated

[ChefBoyardoom]

is the lead singer a gumdrop?

[TonyAirlines]

Projectionist here, i SO want to play this in our theater before every movie.

[Auron46]

they should show this at all the theaters before they play any movie

[patrickhalferty80]

@Auron46 they occasionally do at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin

[BrutalChild]

Ten people will get bitten in the torso and get a disease.

[bluefox164]

you cant beat my meat for a special treat.

[MagicCactus19]

10 disobeyed the very simple rules

[bluefox164]

@MagicCactus19 stfu no more thumbs up comments, 

[MagicCactus19]

@bluefox164 ok........How about "Sucking on me is really neat" Lololololol

now give me + 100 up.

[theamazingdnote]

10 people need satan to rain down their throats with hot acid!

[MrUnidyne]

A feature film-neutral version of this needs to be produced and shown at theatres nowadays.

[sillyhumans1]

take the seed outside! AND RUN OVER IT AFTER THE SHOW

[wajdiwalid]

taco power hell yea

[silverraven89]

hot dog and others = cartoon network

pretzel and others = adult swim

[darkblaze911]

Is that King Diamond HELL YEAH

[doomlord313]

FECKING AWESOME XD i love the ATHF movie.

[mcmetolhead]

"Cant beat my meat for a special treat"

Sucking on me is really neat"

INNUENDO FTW!

[angelbladed]

wtf is the green thing suposed to be?? 0.o

[mcmetolhead]

@angelbladed some gummy candy

[soap102]

i saw this in theaters and it was fuckin AWESOME!

[Vinterblod213]

This should be shown before every movie. I've given up on theatres, since people spend half the time talking to each other or on their phones. I can't imagine why someone would spend nearly $10 to go out and ignore the film for a phone call.

[marcyboy123]

FUCK YEAH MASTODON

[monsterhead13]

what is the green thing?

[TheHaxman999]

@monsterhead13 nugget or gumdrop

[jobforakatelynn]

@monsterhead13 i think its supposed to be a gumdrop? haha

[Charlesmcoburn]

10 dislikes?! Well now we know there are at least 10 emo nerds with youtube accts......

[darkslayerryu]

lmao i thought this song sounded pretty awsome actually

[johnnyk427]

Goddamn that pretzel can sing

[mike2009tx]

they show this at the alamo drafthouse in austin

[WagleBrosProductions]

Wow, ummmm. words cannot describe the halarity of this

[chazragg]

why carnt ever movie have a starting like this man i might sit down a watch it

[Trysinity]

this is what chuck norris's mind shows when he portrays movies out of his eyes

[keithbu]

EPIC TO THE EPIC POWER, run it over after the show

[bobby562557]

TICKLE MY FUCKING PICKLES MOTHER FUCKERS YEAH!1!

[smellsofdeath]

The Ice caps sound like f***ing King Diamond! That movie F***ing Rocked.

[WhoaItsJose5]

I actually saw this at a movie theater.

[2redaces]

@WhoaItsJose5 Lucky. It wasn't running in any theaters in my town.

[razourik]

thats one badass jujube, one angry pretzel, one cool nachos, and one kickass umm.. ice caps? o.o idk what he is. xD

[TrenchyVids]

EPIC

[mkiv15]

this song makes me wanna go on a ragefest

[frostfire65]

lol bass guitar with epic solo

[grimmenigma949]

@frostfire65 what bass guitar?? youre ignorant lol

that guitar looks like an ibonez gio

the other looks like a warlock of some kind

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@grimmenigma949 Lol notice the 4 tuning nuts instead of 6...?

[grimmenigma949]

@ChristianU2ubeh .........obviously not, but a bass could have 6 strings ....i dont know were im going with that...

[cantcomeupwith3]

If i catch you videotaping this movie satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn you GUTTTSSS INTO SNAKES!!!!!!!! brutal shit

[razourik]

@cantcomeupwith3 thats when the voice sounds the best :D

[jemmywilko]

@razourik there are 2 different vocalists

[JisforJenkem]

fuck yea

[blooddevilfox]

YEAH FOR FOOD METAL FUCK YEAH

[Malcolmsgretsch]

This shit rules. When the singer is talking he sounds like mike muir from suicidal. Love it

[phizgp]

Nachos RULE!

[Umenneskehater]

Mastodon fucking rules.

[kiranblood]

when i saw this the first time i told my friend i had to pull my penis out and he told me that is was indecent expour lol i cracked up

[qwertytre]

thats one pissed off prezel

[oscarcc13]

@qwertytre pretzel*

[mkiv15]

This riff makes me fucking bone

[ericx777]

Evil pretzel RULES!

[GEARSJUGHEAD]

Can I ask why the bass player is performing the guitar solo? Or so it appears....

[hoosyerdaddie]

Actually, my first question would be why the band is comprised out of nachos, Icecaps, a pretzel, and a.. What is the singer, a Dot? I have a feeling this movie makes more sense if you're baked out of your skull.

[MorbidDiarreah]

It's supposed to be mocking the introduction to old movies. lol if you need drugs for that to make sense, you're pretty fucking dumb.

[hoosyerdaddie]

Do you need drugs to understand the concept of sarcasm?

[MorbidDiarreah]

Sorry for the misunderstanding. Sarcasm works best off the internet. To me, that didn't sound like sarcasm, it sounded like an every day ignorant cockass remark about good humor.

[hoosyerdaddie]

Hey, no big. Big ups for a Youtube commentator to actually admit a mistake. Usually you'd expect the person to start a months-long verbal war!

[thursdayzchild]

hes a gumdrop :)

[ericx777]

Yup, it helps!

Getting loaded on a fifth of vodka helps the series make sense as well!

[BeastySteez]

Because its a fucking cartoon... With food playing instruments... Its not supposed to make sense.

[jerseythedevil]

2 guitarists

[TRUTH11327]

its mastadon

[timegrrl]

For real?... Cool. I just started listening to them recently. Only thing I've heard is Crack the Skye. I was told their style had changed.

Guess I've been listening to them longer than I thought. This is awesome shit.

[TRUTH11327]

yeah they used to be way hardcore and their alot different now i was really disappointed with the new album

[LpCool19]

....fucking......awesome!!!!!!­!!!....

eh who is this? and...why is a bass dude playing a guitar solo? And why does the bass have more than 4 strings?? rofl

[XmetalrockerdudeX]

dude this is mastodon the song is called cut you up with a linoleum knife and im learning it on guitar and its a real fucking bitch to learn

[bartlikevigina]

don't pull your penis out unless you really need to

[BolnoyBratchny]

Best part of the movie IMO

[dnuofntsol]

100% agree lol. I tried to watch the movie and fall asleep everytime during it. On a side not this should be played before every rated R movie.

[BolnoyBratchny]

Aqua teen is good for around 22 minutes, but never a full length movie, but this intro redeemed the movie for me.

[maojoel]

If you don't understand you should not be here!

[MCrafton86]

I LOVE this. I can watch this clip again and again and still be amused. By far, the best part of this movie.

[ThatGuy1116]

linoleum knife!! lol

[Ouija313]

mastadon!

[themanhatedbyall]

the only part of that movie i watched more than once

[SLCMariah101]

this is awsome!

[pinky315]

ffffsucking on me is realy neat

[revoltinglibrarian]

Superb.

[bluecapone]

lmfao this is hilariouse and the music fuckin kicks ass hahaha!

[georgehwbush]

Funny intro, but man did this movie suck. ATHF Second Season was the best!

[adamgomori90]

Does anyone know if I can download this as an mp3?

[theledzeppguy]

ATHF and Mastodon? 2 great tastes that actually go well together.

[fresca9990211]

@theledzeppguy Like Gravy and Potatos

[phobiaknows]

take the seed outside

[kurfle]

the pretzel owns!

[kurfle]

I WILL CUT U UP IF YOU MAKE OUT HERE!!!!!

[kurfle]

DONT TALK WATCH IT!!!!

[MisfitZoid]

best intro ever

[XxZippyZeroxX]

hahaha fucking epic

[luiz2355]

which is the song?

[lechuck182]

lol the band is mastodon, its a real band :P

[IreneBodomChild]

LOL!

[suomikitten666]

BEST YOUTUBE VIDEO EVER

[lildrummerboy89]

genius. never did i expect to see a metal Dot. nacho drummer? wtf

[wfcposey]

lol no kidding... I love the pile of nachos that bounce around him. And the rubber drumsticks LOL

[DemonWarp65]

I think this should play before EVERY movie. I went and saw wolverine last night (awesome movie btw), and some woman brought her 3 year old kid. This kid talked through the whole goddamn movie! I shused loudly, the usher came by, and the little bastard still kept talking through from trailers to credits. And there was a couple who kept talking right behind me, and kicking my goddamn seat. If I had only brought my linoleum knife, it would have been quiet as hell!

[craftycarnage]

i have the same problems. and thats a great idea.

[Anarcho777]

If you make out here

I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a..

LINOLEUM KNIFE!!! LFMAO!!!

[Kiladude13]

This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner! and if I find you've sold it on Ebay I will break into your house and TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!!!!

[ReigNitemare]

"If I SeeYou Videotaping This Movie, Satan Will Rain Down Your Throat With Hot Acid And Dissolve Your Testicles And Turn Your Guts Into Snakes!" LOL!!!

[alittlebouffant]

I loved that movie.

Be considerate of others or I will bite your torso and give you a disease.

[ScottishDuckHunter]

Mastodons best song by far

[HNTIJ4]

il never see a gumdrop the same again

[dezrow]

when i saw this in theatres i laughed so fucking hard i couldnt breathe for like 3 minutes

[Incary]

Seems to be a constant with viewing it!!!! BAAHAHAHA

[Consequence]

Don't talk, watch! You came here! Watch it!

[ElectricHawk]

Don't like it?! WALK OUT!

[alterTrinityfang]

We still have all your fucking Money!

lol i had to finish the line

[XxZippyZeroxX]

We still have your fucking money!

[wwcoop]

Do not bring your baby! Leave it in the streets!

[wrathofthesquirrel]

then run over it after the show

[robdavham]

whats is the name of this song, or at least the artist?

[jobforakatelynn]

idk the song name but the band is mastodon =)

[TalkingPumpkinhead]

the song is Cut You Up With a Linolium Knife

[robdavham]

thanks =)

[samecool]

lmao mastodon kicks ass

[cgoans]

linoleum knife!

[555rocknroll666]

haha Seen it last nigth too amazing XD

[bbqporkonrie]

this needs to be on the next guitar hero

[bbqporkonrie]

ok best intro to any movie EVER!

[thursdayzchild]

YES. fuck yes, best start to the movie EVER

[lostnations]

they should put this before every movie..

people might actualy shut the fuck up and watch..

[XXmarissaXvampiresXX]

i know right!!!

[DemonWarp65]

Hells yeah! Don't talk, watch!!!!

[xcineguy101]

@lostnations haha, your commentso fucking true

[laharl23]

those are the most metal snacks i have ever seen

[Roadskare62]

Pure awesomeness......

[RojoGatto]

FAVORTIE THAT SHIT!

[eageristhebeaver]

don't pull your penis out...unless you really need to

[jboog06]

Talk about the worlds best intro to a movie, just that intro deserved an emmy, just for being so damn true. They need to be on the tv show!