How to Tell if Your Girlfriend's a Bitch

[EdotS84]

Certain ppl need to realise this sooner than later! But remember to not class me in the same catergory Pussy Ole looool

[ggnub100]

hahahahhahahahhahhah FAIL. FAKE GF FOR THE WIN. Say Hi to Kimi for me. Tell her to get me some Kimchi... wait I thought she was Japanese... HAHAHA TROLL

[MMAStoopid]

Why are girlfriends such bitches?.....I guess it depends on the girl...alot of them are,but I have had one that was nice...lol

[barbidoll0]

if your gf hates your friends, theyre probably assholes

[CrazyForKate]

How about "All your friends and family think she's a bitch and keep telling you this for over two years, but you're stubborn and stay there because she occasionally wants to have sex with you even though about 15 other girls in the dorm will also give sex if you so much as smile at them."

[Kohrote]

...you forgot to say "She asks you to do the dishes"

[BadVoodo0]

thank you man u saved my life lol i broke up with my friend and the first thing she did was date my friend and made a sex tape with him then she ruind his credit score rofl thank you THANK YOU !!!!!!

[dubstepinforlife]

haha so true about the picture folder and the saying your friends are stupid

[JSasRays]

lol "if she doesnt wanna bone you anymore"  were you into that strapon stuff or something?

[annastasian11]

I firmly embrace the title bitch...the girl you are describing is called self absorbed! ;)

[Sukuraidogai]

I feel sorry for you man, but this kind of stuff happens when you don't wait until marriage. A lot of simple problems like bitches can easily be solved by not having sex with them - oh and don't be the "money man" as well. If you follow these simple rules it'll be obvious soon whether or not she's a bitch.

[MrPocketWatch1]

This is all true and very good! This was uploaded back in 2007 though, and even though that's not long ago, the bithces have changed alot.

There are now many easy ways of telling if a girl is a bitch without even having to have her as a girl friend.

I should upload a video on this when I get some free time.

[BumGravy69]

True. That.

[Xziz10ths]

we should have a gender war and have men kill all their gf's, exes, and wives that have made their lives hell. the dikes would probably be the only ones left standing.

[kemeasha]

20 Bitchs and my GirlFriend clicked Dislike.

[year2kill06]

@kemeasha ima guy and i clicced dislike what does that mean

[kemeasha]

@year2kill06 means your a fag. 

[madhatter762]

Mr. Coffin, you get "real points" for this. For keeping it real. Mad dudes need to understand what you learned. It's just unfortunate that you had to learn it the hard way.

[madman101ish]

the last bitch i went out with and caught her cheating on me. i shaved her head, tore her cloths off, wrote "whore" in perminent marker all over her body, and pushed her out in front of a police station with some marajuana. if u want to do something bout a bitch do wat i did

[liLLiPaDDy]

You sound like you should be narrating educational films! Lol.

[GemiStr]

Oh sry I thoguht this was "How to Tell if Your Girlfriend shes a Bitch".

[vonzen321boom]

oi pete, go to a club man, u c a chick thats hot but not dancing, thats not a bitch, a bitch likes to show off around her friends, but some bitches dont dance coz dey dont wanna sweat but trust me, the bitches that dont dance, u can tell theyre bitches.

[liLLiPaDDy]

@vonzen321boom

I can tell that you're single. What if they're tired? What if they just want to relax with friends? What if they're embarrassed and don't want to look like idiots? What if they're having personal troubles? Many more "What ifs", but you should think before you post something about a group of people, even though you don't know their situation. Maybe they don't dance because guys like you judge them, and they'd rather dance with nice guys.

[MiguelakaMO]

this is old as fuck! lol

[picturegirl1995]

im a girl..n..im none of those sign1-6...knowing myself...that i think im a good gf..:) but sign #7...isnt all girls..likes to take picture of their self?..lol..like..just their face...i dont know..how is that a bitch!!:)

[gritsgurl]

lol

[BlueTieMafia]

Funny and educational!

[CRAZYPHATPAT]

HOLY FUCK DUDE THIS IS THE MOST SENSE IVE HEARD IN AWHILE

[3cho613]

The word for a whore in Tibetan is " gzhang tshong ma "

[MsVenarsian]

oh poor peter you should have call me before..you know babe, there is one thing a bitch fears the most in the world and that is: a DIVA, yes! a DIVA. I'm telling hun as a DIVA I woud have whiped her ass and she would thought that was a complement. Seriously hun, whenever you seem to be bother by a moody lonely hoe AKA BITCH give me a call I'll be there for you. We the DIVAS are there to ensure that bitches don't become DIVAS.

[MrBuzyrd]

WOW! I spent 6 years with a bitch like that and I still don't dress like that idiot or whine about it. After all, I was the DUMB-ASS that stayed with her . If I looked like or sounded like that freak I would never stop kicking my own ass!!!

[snapplyapply]

maybe the girl was having sex with you at first cause she still had hope that it would get better... and gave up on sex when she realised it never would.

[arjay1382]

"hi my name's peter coffin, and i have brain cancer..." all videos should start this way

[erictolson88]

If she's a bitch then NO SEX FOR HER! Let's see how long she can last without some man candy.

[imnotgovernorwatts]

thank you peter this whole video describes my gf and now that i think about the idea of dating her makes me wanna groan and the idea of seeing her getting hit by a train makes me happy so thats a pretty good sign i should dump her

[j03v0ns0bl4ck]

FUCK BITCHES PUSSY'S INSTEAD OF THERE FUCKING FEELINGS :D

[Salvatrucho503ms13]

nice shit lol

[CartoonDraw]

272 pics 0.o omg she lvs her self xD

[UNKNOW7V]

dis guy is a fag

[Kahungunurep]

FUCKING LEGEND!

[BloodHprime]

This video is so true my ex filled all of these... Just wish I had seen it first! Both me and my brother (who she thought was shit) watch this constantly. Thank you so much! I think every guy starting a relationship should watch this.

[lostislandchick]

dude!

im a girl and i have to agree with u!!

some girls are a f***** pain in tha ass!!!

ni,,,im no homo.....i hang around with a lot of girls who think dat dey r "PRINCES"

yea rite!!!

im with u in dis 1 dude!!

[begood4000]

Hey Peter great video ! I like the funny way you presented it. Sounds like you were dealing with a possible Narcissist. I speak out these type of women on my channel as well. Dealing with such a woman can almost ruin one's life.

[asd5127]

Hey PeterCoffin...what's up man? Love your vids. I was wondering where you got the cheesy music that you played in the background of this one. I'm making a vid school and I'd like to get some similar music for it. Thanks!

[87poe]

@photolitherland RUN MAN RUN you can find vigina any ware! if not she will turn into a suckubus! lol good luck dude,

[IfIWereYourVampire]

Favoriting.

I'm going to show this to my girlfriend. xD

[MrLostman17]

Well.. my girlfriend's a bitch.. boy ain't it the truth.. blah..

eh i cheat anyways w/e : )

Free labor n more fun!

[savior123100]

your a bitch how can u kick a girls ass??

[OFFICIALreaper5]

'Identify' ?

[Botany101]

preach onnnnn

[rmassah]

Was your ex Russian? lol

[cv9113366]

According to the signs, yes, my girlfriend may just be a bitch, but i'm dumping her this week so who cares? ;)

[aspacelot]

hahahahaha... i just googled searched "how to tell if my girlfriend's a bitch" right AFTER mygirl said for the 10th time - "WATTA WE DOING TOOONIGHT???!"

[lek900]

Sorry about the cancer. I'm a girl and I agree with this, in all it's sarcastic (and unfortunately ironic but true glory). I have a friend with a Facebook photo album devoted to over 50 pictures of just her posing, and they are all self portraits. She's gone through and edited them all too (played with the lighting, contrast etc.), I think it's disgusting. Her boyfriend must really love her. cough.

[grachious]

haha aww. well you're still hot tho so not all is lost:)

[crazyrocker444]

lol. this is one of my favorite youtube videos.

[87poe]

ha ah ha so true!!!!

[asbadastv]

I just made my girlfriend watch this... she just turned away and rolled her eyes at the end.

[ltdex400guitarist]

just find a GIRL that SMOKES POT and she WONT be a BITCH

[petercoffin]

Not true. The ex that caused this video smokes pot.

[87poe]

@petercoffin true man my ex smoked and she was a bitch lol and thanks for the vid so true!!!

[vonzen321boom]

@petercoffin

LOL

[unionboy2223]

@petercoffin Holy shit where was I when this vid was made?

[gonza8200]

@ltdex400guitarist deffinatley not true, my last girlfriend was a pot head and she was by far the worst

[mcklhs]

@ltdex400guitarist yes, yes. very untrue. biggest bitch of a girlfriend i ever had was/is one major pothead.

[TheJhoneyboy]

most def not my gf just smoked a blunt while prego and finnaly got to eat some food and is still contiuing to be a BITCH.

[madhatter762]

@ltdex400guitarist umm yeah you're in for a rude awakening when you find out that stoner girls are equally bitchy. but keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better about your girlfriend situation.

[PullinUpWeeds]

@ltdex400guitarist agreed bra



[IsThisSumBattleToads]

@ltdex400guitarist

Mother fucking TRUTH.

Other females are cunts... At BEST, they will be sammich making bitches...

[ThePowerofThe0tak]

@ltdex400guitarist You fail big time.

[aim101096]

stubid

[HungryWalleye]

If they did not have a pussy on them, there would be a bounty on them.

[HungryWalleye]

I do appreciate this guide, but it is not really necessary. Just assume that she is a bitch, heartless, fucken cunt, and you will be right.

[andrewteli]

i just came off a break up and this made me lmao, cheered me up, thanx dude

post more vids dude, awesome

[omfglawll33thacks]

ya, i never did get why EVERY GIRL ON THE DAM PLANET takes like ABILLION PICTURES OF THEMSELVES and posts them on facebook, myspace,twitter ect.

[chippaa]

Haha way to go, man! Glad you didn't say things like, "She doesn't make you sammiches." This is all 100% true. Well, except the end. I don't get that. What's wrong with taking a bunch of pictures of yourself...? o.O

[petercoffin]

Nothing, as long as it doesn't take like a month to accumulate 100s of pictures that are just you in a room being vain!

And I can make my own sammiches, I don't need other people to do stuff for me :)

[pete2778]

I've never had a girlfriend who didn't exhibit at least three of those signs, come to mention it, I've never met a woman who didn't...

This leads me to a worrying conclusion...

Great vid, mate, I'm forwarding it to all of my friends!

[IntellectualConcepts]

women cheat more than men do

[frogmanlego]

hahha a chik in front of my language arts class is frecking hot but she treets evry one like a slave rofl i always do shit to her!!!! bitch!!!!!

[frogmanlego]

lol evry girls a bitch cuz tehy all take a trilion pictures of themselves, a chick i dated had her computer full of pictures i know a whoe fucken computer !!!

[asomexly]

u gotta know tht everybody has a tiny bit of bitchness in them unless there actually bitches then yea

[ihateme4me]

"LOVE" haha

[rrcloseanddie]

the words at the end of sign 3 1:40 are the exact definition of my mom.

sign 4 is totally her too...

...and sign 7... about 50 times over...

but I guess my dad married her, so I'm guilty of sign 4 myself.

[DJM424]

This is 150% true! When I watched this every sign describes her, which is a little shocking. Im going to send this in email and tell her to watch this!!!

[greatest2005]

Oh shit man.

[meinzselfon101]

omg this is soooooooooooo funny

[VengefulEgg]

orf to tibet!

[TheSnotrag2009]

haha...yeah i a bitch lol

[MischitaMouse]

this is funny.

...I'm a little bit of a bitch i guess.

haha!!!

[herbienbrian]

THANK YOU!! thank you thank you thank you.

I'm telling that bitch/whore to get the fuck out today. Lying cheating non sex giving cunt.

[Cubicleboy04]

eff it. I'm sure you could do a ton better. eff dat betch.

[WakeTheDead300]

guys with bitches for girlfriends are usually pussies. you have the dick not them.

[eluding]

My girlfriend.

Is a bubbly girl that I could never identify with.

Hates my friends and gets mad when I hang out with them.

Really doesn't want to have sex as much anymore.

Hates staying at home and just hanging out with me, because I will never identify with her, i.e. I like trance music, she likes poppy rap music.

I have been dating this girl for 2 years and 3 months.

My girlfriend is a bitch dude

[Glitterwings84]

Thats currently happening to me.....

(Sigh) But, at least there is Oakenfold, and Paul Van Dyke And Bennie Benassi, and ATB, and ATC, (Babbling on about various DJ and groups) : )

It will work itself through.

[M0oM0o1]

hopefully she doesnt catch this video haha but yeah good luck with that :S

[petercoffin]

Life's not a bitch if you are picky enough not to settle for anything - relationship or anything.

[StandardofPurity]

Bummer dude

[Leaderofyou]

One of the funniest videos Ive ever seen. Why? Because my ex girlfriend was such a bitch. Lol

[Allexxx96]

so funny!!!!!!!!!!

[ROBPE92ST]

i love this! its bloody true! :)

[Heitor619]

Truth,fucking bitches!!!

[50Gunner1984]

soooooo fucking true !!!!

[nycbassist76]

someone kill my bitch gf please

[69flamez69]

omfg this is soooooooooooo trueeeeeeeeeee

[doucher27]

272 pictures of herself hahahahahahaha

[890malibue]

my mom is not a bitch just becuz she duz all those things to my dads family.......OK!i admit she is a bitch

[wardoar]

no 7 *nodnod*

[gibsonLP141]

lol that was funny. my dad lives with this stupid bitch that doesnt have a job, has a mother fucking horse face, and is PMSing 24/7. she doesnt like my dog and kicks it. i have had many insidents where the baseball bat has ben brought out and smashed her, wait my dad door down cause she taunts the shit out of me thretening to sell the dog and saying i cant do shit about it. i could put a round in her head and feel nothing. as soon as that bitch is gone i can continue my life and grow marijuana!!

[3wheels3souls]

you should break her ribs and then let your dog bite a hole in her face and then throw her in the street and tell her she cant do anything about it, but dont grow pot, that can get you into bad things

[jadedforlyfe]

yep i had a dumb bitch take my apartment and my dog after she cheated and got knocked up by another guy, then the bitch tried to pawn the kid off on me till i learned the truth... in short, FUCK STUPID BITCHES!!!

[DeadEndJustice13]

gang up your bitch girlfriend and kick her ass lol

[bigglego]

Thank you so much this is an amazing educational video, and funny too!!!!!!

[wangouthangout]

Not sure if that stuff really hit's the mark for me. But I'm still sure she's a bitch.

[dragonsyth10]

haha yeah me 2

[seeingstars000]

hahahah omfg this is hilarious

[Felixazz]

The guy meen witch not bitch, so just burn them,

[jokeersuper]

lol, fag detected.

[TheFeralFury]

"lol, fag detected" Yet he dates women. Hmm..Nope, can't comprehend your stupidity. You must be a feminist. That's a rather TYPICAL feminist mantra too. Got any new material?

[RemedyDrive1]

omg haha one of the most true videos i have ever seen!!! hahaha! thing is most of the things he says in this video about the girls are FACTS.

[00bigmike000]

i can identify,,,,cept i married a beach,,,,and she took my house and kids.

[RevinDay]

tell me that last part is not true peter coffin! if you got screwed over that bad you need to choke-a-bitch.....violently... (its not domestic violence anymore!)

[Exondriak]

In Tibet they call them whores.

[jmafi]

My girl is perfect!!! none of that is true 4 me

[RedPaintedAvarice]

Haha wow I've dated a lot of bitches... but this guy's got it particularly bad lol

[amitycat1109]

haha im laughing my ass off ....

and IM A GIRL!!!

would a girl really do that?? seriously! lol

[wwwggxcom]

YOU, HAVE, NO IDEA !

[amitycat1109]

onfg thats terrible!! wats wrong with some chicks!!??

[Botany101]

AMEN BROTHA!

[pinonoir302]

This guy is a GENIUS!!!

all he sais is true.

[JoeJonasobsession15]

erika and sam sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g

[Kristinational]

this is funny but very very true!! i'm a girl and i can identify bitches!! i just wish more guys could too and save themselves the wasted time!!

[joeybusta]

This pretty much describes my wife....guess that's why I'm getting a divorce

[metalslug7]

lol this is funny

[zvader1609]

TRUE! ITS ALL TRUE! This should be televised as a serious public service announcement, could save a lot of people a lot of problems.

[Aggionist]

Lol!! XD

[xHellKatx]

this is as funny as anything and im a gurl! totally true shit though!!!!!!!!!!

[ESCAPExTHExFATExGurl]

omg i just clicked on this and i'm a gurl and i think it's totally funni totalli had to fav

[PosholNahooy]

Oh fuck...this was my ex wife. No wonder my marriage went to shit!

[krayzgerman]

HOLY SHIT! This is my girlfriend... fuck me...

[debosier]

Haha. This is great. And I love the reference to Tibet.

[ejgonzalez11]

i agree dude hahahha nice

[lovelylonely101]

i hate little bitches like that.

[carloswallauer]

Very real man, wish I had conscience of all this 1 year ago =p

[gonnaragonu]

not to mention the herpes she left you....

[wooooahblud]

soo...we should kick her ass???

lol

[DallusDaPwnage]

Hi i have brain cancer and take great affence to this.

no just joking I loved HoW t0 TeLl If Y0uR G1rlfri3nD's a BitCh

Loved the open line

[lancerralliartist]

very good brother hahahahha

[ThrowntoReality]

Human beings have a fundamental instinct to have sex. Often with the one they "LOVE"!

Hahaha! Keep up the good work!

[Adrakanador]

if only I knew HOW TO TELL IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S A BITCH I would have broken up with here months ago she says my family tree is a piece if shit im gonna gang up on her and im serious.

[petercoffin]

Don't actually kick her ass! It's a joke toying with social normality.

[publicdrunkeness]

yeah, kicking her ass is one of the least harmful places to kick a woman... besides dont you think burning hre parents house down on x-mas would hurt her year after year waaaAAAAaaay better than a shoe to the tookus?

people are always keying eacothers cars right after the fight and getting caught... real revenge takes yeeeears!

combine severe emotional trauma, with birthdays and holidays that mean love and happiness to them. every year theyll remember poor fluffy & granny...

[TommytheHollow]

Wow.. serious-ness. Lol Poor girl.

[TommytheHollow]

OMG LOL dude you have an amazing imagination. I wish I could think of stuff like this!

[AKATECHSUPPORT]

u and ur family should gang up and beat up ur girlfriend lol ahaha

[rmercado89]

this was a great vid lol

[nvela2006]

I love this video. Im a girl and i guess ima bitch:-) you need your own show man!

[petercoffin]

Thank you! Email Comedy Central or something :)

[nvela2006]

I sure will email them. you are awesome i will watch your show everyday:-)

[petercoffin]

Thank you!

[LexxTech18]

Wow, has it really been that long ago?? Anyway, great vid Peter. Glad to hear everything's cool with you now. :)

[Klonoa2929]

this is just like my girlfriend right now..

[chollyo92]

hahha lol lovin this vid kick ass .

[rabbitdarkhero]

lmfao reminds me of my ex lmao!

[lordbrixo]

LOL!!!!

[120blackheart120]

wow what a stupid dick sucking whore you shoulda ate that niggas face ps: im white ha ha ha but wow that was a good video keep em comin

[dirkson]

This was fantastic. I have dealt with signs 5/6. It sucks.

[shyguy1684]

awesome!!!!

[tremblingkiddo]

lol.. love it

[TheGreatAltCtrlElite]

LOL! "You shall all gang up on her and kick her ass" Funny shit my friend