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  • wooooow  ur cute btw

  • THIS IS USA!

  • lulz

  • wow i guess the real ignorant ones are the ones uneduacated on their own history. but i guess we can't hate on your autistic behavior. since that was a waste of time maybe for you next video to be more construtive is one of you playing in rushhour traffic.

  • not the song metal militia its still awesome

  • we in the militia are not hating on minorites or hating on queers soo stfu

  • thats not funney

  • Seems to me the minutemen, milita and the like people talk about here were formed with the authority of a growing government opposed to British taxes and rules.

    I do not see how this fits in with the current day crop of weekend warriors and armed inbred morons in the states who think they know how to run a country better while they stock cans of beans in bomb shelters and watch what Sarah is doing on FOX. I'm Australian, by the way, so political parties don't matter to me, I only see idiots.

  • Did this guy stop making videos because of the fake girlfriend incident?

  • THUMBS... down...

  • GO MW2 BASTARD

  • This video is stupid.

    You are an ignorant, immature asshole.

  • Bawww people. The militias back then are more related to the National Guard. Not the current retarded militias made by complete randoms.

  • @paratrooper6 uh...no. The National Guard is pretty much Federal.

  • You cunt.

  • If it weren't for the Militia, you would be sipping tea and have redcoats invading your home every other day, and please, do some research instead of listening to that liberal CNN and Fox News propaganda...

  • @MilitiaUSA please, stop taking credit for something someone else did. you are not a liberal. you had nothing to do with rebelling to create a republic. It is retards like you that ruin a republic bc u refuse to educate yourselves. now pls, stfu, b4 the north comes down there and puts a hole in your head, again.

  • @SOSTacoJohnson I am from the North, dumbshit.

  • @MilitiaUSA but your brain is from the south

  • @SOSTacoJohnson You only say that because I adopt the Militia mentality. Truth is you're probably the one from the South because you don't even know half of your grammar and you suck at spelling.

  • @SOSTacoJohnson Actually your spelling is good. I have to admit that.

  • @MilitiaUSA good to see you can stay on topic. Seeing what's important at hand must be your forte.

  • i will fuck you up:)

    Jeff will, too.

    Love,

    New Yorkers

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  • @blotto85

    You wouldn't know the world if it bit you in the ass, man..

    lol stop givin people gear suggestions when you're just as unsure about all this as the rest of us.

    Get people hurt.

    God bless ya and your family ~ forever and ever =)

  • @TheCrystalRiver

    Quit smoking crack, learn who the fuck you are talking too before posting tough guy

  • @blotto85

    Alright, so who am I talking to? Another tough guy, apparently

    Better yet, why the HELL would you be telling people to stock up on 5.45?

    Explain that one - please

  • @TheCrystalRiver

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    $260!! THATS 12 CENTS A ROUND!!!!!!! COMPARED TO A .223/5.56 THATS ABOUT 40 TO 50 CENTS A ROUND, ITS MORE COST EFFECTIVE TO STOCK UP ON. ALSO COMES IN SEALED CANS THAT CAN BE BURIED AND DUG UP 20 YEARS LATER AND FIRED WITHOUT A PROBLEM. AK74 IS A CHEAP COMBAT RIFLE WITH AWESOME BALLISTICS AND RANGE. VERY VERY VERY CHEAP TOO. IF YOU HAVE THE CASH BUY A AR15 AND 4000 ROUNDS, BUT IF YOUR TIGHT ON $ GET THE AK74.

  • And before you keep up with this angst that started when I was drunk

    let's try to remember we're on the same side

    Maybe we could learn somethin here

  • how manny petercoffins are in this video

  • Hey you look good with longer hair. funny video

  • When we have all 535 of congress strung up from the light poles. We're going to make you cut 'em down, son.

  • haha what a liberal idiot. fucking redneck wannabe fuck whole. the militia is mostly based in fucking nrthern states and even in california so what a bias ignorant fool.

    you brainwashed piece of shit is going to hang in a tree. you and your family are mine asswhole

  • Ignorant cowards are gay.

  • What the hell do you know about militias. Nothing obviously so stick with what you know. The majority of the militias out there are not your stereotypical skit. They are soldiers that protected you in many wars. They are now fed up with the FED taking our rights and burning them down. They are sworn to protect us from threats foreign and DOMESTIC. They uphold that oath no matter if they stay in the armed service or not. So when you decide to make another idiotic vid DO UR HOMEWORK FIRST.

  • When the government is taking your rights away and locking you in a FEMA camp you will pray for the militia. After this very childish and annoying video I highly doubt they will do anymore than spit on you and laugh.

  • this is gay

  • I wish i could get it up the ass.

  • Maybe this is just a democratic video with OBAMAS name writtin all over it.

  • what a moron

  • Wow, you try and be all liberty and include gays and then get videos talking shit about the militias being gay! Seriously, you can't win in this country and you are better siding with what recruits the militia the most, that isn't gays. People want liberty or ignorance? I find it interesting that I can talk about unity and nothing happens, but when I talk about pro-abortion or anti-abortion people fucking launch on both sides.

  • If it weren't for the Militia, you'd be a British subject. What a disingenuous as well as childish video. You can thank the Militia for your right to make such utter rubbish.

  • @bozzchem these will be some of the first idiots to go when the SHTF... i cant wait!

  • @bozzchem Well that would make sense if he was attacking the original militia who defended American soil, however he's making the point that a lot of gun owners don't act safely and that it reflects badly on responible people. also that a lot of "militia" groups in modern day America haven't exactly got very American values at heart. Now stop being so alarmed and just laugh at the comedy.

  • Learn to laugh with things, people. Get that stick out of your ass bozzchem

  • @bozzchem Are you saying the British wouldn't let him make a video like this?

  • @BioHazardProduce There would be no need because the would have been no militia

  • LOL

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  • as a militiaman i have to say this is some pretty ridiculous shit, thumbs down

  • looks like some folks need to look up the history of the militia in this country...but that is just a suggestion....other wise this was childishly comical.

  • there is a difference between far religous right militias and constitutional militias. a gay person in a militia is not bad, i may not be totally comfterble with them but im willing to bet i can trust my life with them as they will theres with me. i dont personally know anyone like that but it would be no different than religion or race in my oppinion

  • This is way more important that you could ever be. It's also way more important than the negative comments. If it wasn't for even the threat of these militia's the free world of America would be under sharia'h law, and you wouldn't be able to make this video... Make fun... When the militia's are saving your ass, and you're a shitting yourself coward begging for your life under a table, we'll look back at this video and have a laugh at your expense.

  • Interesting video lol

  • Ok.... this is pretty funny. Apparently, when I made "The Unofficial Dummies' Guide to the Militia," I became a temporarily moderately important figure among the self-declared "militiamen." A few of them seem to have repressed rage issues, & this parody's take on a different form of repression is pretty funny.

  • i think this is one of your best videos Im surprised it doesn't have a ton of views.

  • this video is bad militiansdont sound like that even in texas and dont have gays

  • Thats kinda mean to gay people though, so what if they different.

    People have their owns views and we as humans should respect that!

    Im straight by the way!

  • thats some funny shit

  • sick ass hole

    

  • "like us self hating gays don't need a piece from time to time, I sya what the hell bill whyd you even join this milita" LOL

  • BTW, this video is a gueer as a three dollar bill

  • Spoken like a true tool. Militias are what set us free in the revolutionary war. You are spoon fed your opinions like the opinion that ,militias are racist gay bashers. That is what the media feeds you. YOU ARE EMBARRASSED TO SAY YOU OWN GUNS. Christ that is probably the weakest statement I have heard in quite some time.You should be emabarrassed that you even said that.

  • @KendoTheGreenWiza Coming from KendoTheGreenWiza, that means A LOT...think about it.

  • stop mocking us but it is funney

  • whyd u join this mother shit rofl

  • lol funny shit

  • What are you intelligent people doing with those guns then anyway?

  • @AlexvanLunteren, Hunting, shooting sports, protection. Many reasons.

  • peter, i don't know how you do it man but every vid gets better.

  • peter, i don't know how you do it man but every vid gets better.

  • peter, i don't know how you do it man but every vid gets better.

  • this was so funny

  • The new comment system makes it so you can spam comments on accident because it doesn't make it clear that your comment posted. Stupid Stupid Mrsgerardway, go read My Immortal for the fifth time.  Anywho, Peter, this was a funny one.

  • :3 lol *puts a thumb up her butt* down with women! D:<

  • @chesterchewbacca no women have many uses like being stupid and horrible drivers and belonging in their natural habbitat (the kitchen) where they make me sammiches. :3

  • this is great i love this video it makes me laugh every time i watch it

  • hahahaha....squeal like a pig ya fruitcake

  • LAME

  • OMG OWN XD

  • Goddamn new Youtube layout is fucking with my posts

  • Goddamn new Youtube layout is fucking with my posts

  • @petercoffin Thank you, you are a man of many wise words...and video's...and songs...awe hell, your just all around awesome!

  • @petercoffin Actually Militias are here to protect the people in case of a state of emergency and they keep the government from taking advantage of its citizens. As for the recent militia that supposedly made a plan to kill police officers, they were just some rednecks who were setup by the governement so the public would see militias in a negative light. Most militias are respectable and are very good to have.

  • @MutantKush

    They were just no true scottsman.

  • @petercoffin There is no such thing as abusing our right to bear arms, how can you abuse that anyway? I see that stockpiling ammo is good because when you run out you can always go home and get some more instead of spending another $260 and waiting three weeks for it to be delivered.

  • @kidrebel20002000 - people used to say things like that here in England, but then the govt DID take our guns away!

  • @kidrebel20002000 well im sorry you have a gun since you are a pussy an you will the first to run an hide

  • @1generalk ?? Seriously, you're going to try and start a fight on Youtube and you call ME a pussy? Yeah, good one. Go buy some balls at Sam's Club and start a fight in real life.

  • @kidrebel20002000 like i said i have fought in vietnam moron you mpussy

  • @1generalk Wow, you're so cool! When I grow up I want to be as tough as you! I want to be someone who starts fights over Youtube, and "cna barly tipe" in the process! Too tough for me! Man, I don't want to mess with THIS guy, he claims to have fought in 'Nam! I can tell you I'm an M.D. Lawyer, who fought in WWII that doesn't make it true. So ouff out your chest you tough tough man, who is SO scary and threatens people on the internet. You have won your first online fight! Post it on your wall!

  • @kidrebel20002000 yes you realy have a brain the size of a flea lol

  • @1generalk Compare my typing skills to your, whatever you want to call that.

  • @1generalk You know they have a saying... "Starting a fight over the internet is like playing in the Special Olympics. No matter if you win or lose, you're still retarded. Think about that with whatever "Brian clels" you have left. I will leave you to ponder that, come back when you evolve from a Neanderthal.

  • @kidrebel20002000 well sorry for your misfortune as being gay you like tit up the butt lol

  • @1generalk You know it ;-)

  • Totally agree. What's ashame is they give normal, sane, gun-owners a bad name. Me I love the fact I can have guns, but I'm not retarded enough to think that the government is going to take them away. Also, I'm not going to abuse my right and threaten to shoot someone if I don't agree with his/her policies. The militia and most tea party members are absolutly, ridiculously; stupid. I'm embarrassed to say I own guns because it makes me look like them...Long live the sane, intelligent, human being.

  • I like the video, but i would like the title if it said stupid instead

  • I like the video, but i would like the title if it said stupid instead

  • I like the video, but i would like the title if it said stupid instead

  • I like the video, but i would like the title if it said stupid instead

  • Great video!

  • That. Was. Epic. What gave you the inspiration for this video?

  • ***** Five stars for Peter!!!! *****

  • ***** Five stars for Peter!!!! *****

  • LOL Oh dear me, not that! I love your gay man outfit!

  • id actually like to see this scene continued. i wanna know howd you fuck yourself lol

  • now this rap was decent.

  • militias aren't gay

  • @DYOLFMOT the real ones aren't gay, they retarded! filled with cupcake eating fatties that play GI Joe for 1 day a month.

  • ahaha you always make me laugh ^_^

  • "Praise Jeeze"

    Hahaha, nice.

    Still funny as ever Peter

  • Hilarious!

  • I couldn't have found a better punishment myself. xD

  • Punish the gays with buttrape?

    You are too much man!

  • Amen dude! iJustine!

  • Please don't take this the wrong way but I would rather see iJustine take off her pants in a video than you.

    Long live the Sekond Ammendmant

  • @CrappyCartoons That's more than fine

  • @CrappyCartoons you fag his is way better than that piece of shit he has to fucking go to sleep like around 3:00 or 2:00 in the mornig just to make videos for us, look at the Alejandro spoof and listen closely

    o_o

  • how the fuck do I give this 5 stars? fuck the new youtube

  • @edd146 There's the thumbs up button now!

  • dey tok are jobs!

  • that gay guy has an amazing sense of fashion.

  • Didn't quite get the ending... enlighten me

  • Lol, awesomeness.

  • Bill just wanted to hang out with his friends. Don't be a dick, Peter.

  • Woo! Women sux0r!! lol looking sxe in the bandana, Coffin Cake

  • lmao

  • Haha. Not too shabby!

  • Love it Peter!

  • 1:41 haha

  • Lol (Y)

  • Hahahaha!!! Awesome. Loved the ending!

  • how do you even come up with this all?! so good.

  • haha awsome :)

  • Hahahaa

  • funneh x3

  • I had a dream about you a few nights ago. I think we had pet T-rexes. And we were in Australia. I think it was fun.

  • I lol'd hard.

  • rofl

  • rofl

  • Peter, I thought I'd tell you I hate women.

  • am i 10th love?

  • Nice one! Haha.

  • Looking for work?

    I'll bet the U.N would love having you as an Employee!

    I hear their looking for a few good Propagandist, film makers,that hate the Constitution......ha ha!

    Think you'll fit right in.

  • Actually, I disagree. I doubt anyone concerned with nullifying the Constitution would hire me for anything. But not as much as I doubt a bunch of gun-toting violence addicts can actually make the world better.

  • Nice. Timely. Funny!

  • Nice. Timely. Funny!

  • Hello, Peter.

    Make sure you practice "safe" punishing!

  • hahahaha, "I'm gonna punish you for being gay by butt-rapin ya"

  • Always funny Stuff!