Games Convention 2008 DUKE NUKEM

[garrysmodmoviemaker1]

You can tell that he's thinking "Oh god, why did I take this job?"

[ZZSFAN]

Achievement unlocked!

50G - Überfail

Fail at failing.

[875design]

he looks fucking real!

[TheArtan9]

after Chuck Norris looked this video Chuck figured out with Duke.

[MegaSwat13]

chick norris i think

[Smiley100000]

to be honest i think he looks a lot better then duke nukem

[0ls0n91]

MORE STERRRRROOOOIIIDDDSSSSS HIS FACE HAS TO LOOK LIKE A F***** SQUARE !!!!!!

[ShroedingerWatcher]

The real Duke Nukem (after knocking that fake out the way): They don't make em better than me.

[FranceAustin1110]

hail to the king baby!

[MCToniYo]

Duke Nukem: There are to ways we can finish this

Clon: Huh?

Duke Nukem: and both, you die.

::Bang::

[LIcOnD]

Fake duke needs: SOLID HAIR - X RED SHIRT - check AWESOME MANLY FACE - x 'HAIL TO THE KING BABY" ONCE HE SEES SOMEONE - X BELT WITH DUKE SIGN - X GLOVES - X WEAPON - check CIGARETTE - X SUNGLASSES (BLACK!) - check THIS DUKE SUCKS BALLS

[LIcOnD]

HAIL TO THE KING BABY

[3DISEASE]

wheres the gloves.... HMMMM?

[Russalio]

At leas that guy dressing as Duke did one thing right...he defiantly kept up on his steroid use as much as Duke Nukem does in the game

[T800ization]

isso ae e soh bomba

[spuddsstudios]

That duke is a SPY!

[SirTaichi]

where is the monster?

[suicidalcow657]

he is missing the belt and he has a boner.

[roguetrooper96]

@suicidalcow657 I'm sure... I mean hope thats his wallet, either way I lol'd

[Camanderclaw]

Duke Nukem vs Chuck Norris

Duke"Hail to the king baby."

(Chuck flies backward and smashes through a wall)

[WildFeline999]

@Camanderclaw WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD IMAGINING THAT SCENE?

[Russalio]

@Camanderclaw seriously chuck norris jokes are so fucking old and lame that chuck norris reaches out from the computer screen to smash out anyone that keeps posting them

[xXxKINGLJxXx]

DUKE NUKEM is a Student from CHUCK NORRIS!

[RoadkillPC]

This says copyright all over it... lol

[unknownkiller00]

im not gay but holy shit im in love

[Nightpacer1]

OMG MAN HE EXIST IN REAL LIFE :D

I IZ SO HAPPY :D

but his face.... sumthin bout it just isnt Duke Nukem :(

[FinalFrenzyGames]

OMG!!!!!!

[Fitopawer]

Sino posara como puto... diría que es igualito al Duke

[Andy50k1]

BALLS OF STEEL!!! FTW

[mafatu32]

@Zyykeli123 The guy's ripped isn't he?

[xMarkuzx]

come get some!

[boyrichboy]

I don't know what's bigger.. His gun, or my erection! <3

[Bastiest]

Now all he needs to do is to say some one liners with whiskeybass and he's perfect.

[Damythxful]

All my money on this guy please.

[Raniar]

Hail to the King baby.

[predhunter50]

is this duke nukem or my grandfather

[renegade1179]

@predhunter50 your attorney. the fifth pleads him.

[leightonransome]

Anyone else smell a Duke Nukem movie with Bruce Willis?

[predhunter50]

he looks like him but duke has steel balls lol

[NoahLDiamond]

Ok, so spare me the BS and tell me who the actor is.

[MTZTayko]

Wait wait... he looks alot like the 'Governator'... I knew it!! :D

[TimmyBlox]

@the31dogcat Im gona kick your ass, Chuck.

NO WAY!!!11

*KICKS DUKE*

Lol, you are a son of a bitch.

*Duke eats steroids*

Chuck: Oh, Fuck...

[TimmyBlox]

@the31dogcat What? Chuck Norris a shit compared to the Duke.

[KlavierKummer]

@the31dogcat i dont know why i said that

[TimmyBlox]

@KlavierKummer Man, you only are a fucking kid of 9 years.

[KlavierKummer]

@TimmyBlox shut up u son of a bitch

[TimmyBlox]

@KlavierGay Stfu, youtube is for adults.

[KlavierKummer]

@TimmyBlox go suck your mums dick son of a bitch

[TimmyBlox]

@KlavierKummer Fail.

[KlavierKummer]

@the31dogcat KAMEHAME HAAAAARR!!!!

[KlavierKummer]

@the31dogcat WRONG!!! chuck norris will hunt duke nukem and hive him a roundhouse kick in his face and after that he give him 360 falcon PAAWNCHs in his damn ugly face but i think he already die after the roundhousekick

[rureallysorry]

lol thtzs his jack off hand lol

[KlavierKummer]

duke nukem sucks

[TimmyBlox]

@KlavierKummer You suck.

[KlavierKummer]

@TimmyBlox your mum sucks my cock duke nukem is a little son of a bitch

[TimmyBlox]

@KlavierGay Fail Troll Is Fail

[KlavierKummer]

@TimmyBlox fuck your life and duke nukems pussy

[TimmyBlox]

@KlavierKummer Fail, troll, is fail.

Ok?

[KlavierKummer]

@TimmyBlox then stop troll ...problem?

[TimmyBlox]

@KlavierKummer Fail.

[KlavierKummer]

@TimmyBlox DUKE NUKEM IS A FAIL

STEAM META SCORE: 50/100 baddest gAME

[TimmyBlox]

@KlavierKummer Yes, duke nukem forever is a shit, but is not the baddest game.

Duke Nukem 3D: One of the best FPS.

Look ET from Atari or Big Rigs, Over the road racing, or Superman 64

PD: Noob.

PD2: Metacritic Big Rigs: 0/100

[bloodharvest999]

Where is the sex girls ?

[Pommes1983]

@bloodharvest999 He isn't duke, because he cant lift 1200 pounds

[KirbyAndLink]

The chin... IS NOT ANGULAR ENOUGH

[ihavenosubs1]

it is time to kick ass and kick ass and I am all out of kick ass

[captainbackflash]

I miss the cigar!!!

[Breheny86]

This guys in beerfest

[kagome27]

His face is not manly enough like Dukes

[xRxSxFx2xPxGx]

@kagome27 pretty sure hes manlier than you are.......

[GodDamTruth]

@kagome27 LOL GAY :D

[Zombie666Lover]

it would be funny if he had a high pitched voice

[SkysWeirdProductions]

@Zombie666Lover Ralph Wiggam as.... DEWK NEWKAM

[TheNand311]

@Zombie666Lover with a lisp XD

[num1sirlan]

i wonder if he was dissapointed with DN:F :u

[titoxullman]

Ahh, I always loved nerds convention

[KillerKrieg]

This guy is a pretty good lookalike of Duke Nukem. He is definatly jacked(built) enough to be Duke, if anything he could be a little bit blonder. Props to the guy, helping to keep the legend of Duke alive!!!

[easyrider788]

Damn, I look good.

[KillerKrieg]

@easyrider788 Lol! Hey there is no mirror for him to say that.

[xxfiguexx]

where r the globes?

[DaRottweiler84]

Gunter Schlierkamp makes a damn good look alike

[Baalund]

All that workout for one idol ^^

[2124161]

O-O What the hell? !!!!! IT'S HE!!

[Jete7557]

@2124161 Nope. Duke is pure Awesomeness. This guy is only 98,5% awesome

[2124161]

@Jete7557 you're right

[Gibbagobba]

That's awesome.

[CHMgamemedic777]

He got some duke pills to make him to a body builder for 400 duke coins XD

[2124161]

@CHMgamemedic777 XD maybe

[Simuleino2]

is it he?? O.O lol

[MrKloku]

is this little brother of duke nukem?

[2124161]

@MrKloku yeaa Duke is more muscular

[TommyDDoom]

Kid: Mr.Nukem do you sign this for me?

Duke: Sure, kid but i better not find this on ebay!

[RbonStudios]

somone has to say it: that is so tejbz

[theisoganders]

his body and everything looks okay... but his HEAD looks nowhere NEAR what duke looks like....:/

[roy1996]

this dudes pretty jacked 

[YouStubid]

Not blonde enough.

[sajo1111111]

so this is what he was doing for 12 years

[Deathbringer99699]

HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!

[Dimokrussia]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololol

[1488slav]

fucken roid monkey

[rayman1995]

thats not real :O

the flat top isnt there

he is supposed to have a golden desert eagle

and he was probably kicking ass in space again while we didnt know

why else did it take so long for dnf to come out?

;)

[schelrobin]

Isn't that Gunter Schlierkamp?

[JunJP02]

Official.

[MaxPayne0407]

Duke Nukem is Chuck Norris' dad

[flobbie87]

Isn't that the german body builder günther schlierkamp?

[zirius89]

@flobbie87

Jop,das issa.

[JJpunk707]

i bet he went into his inventory and used his steroids lol

[EbonyMasks]

Duke Nukem! :D

[PardyDragon]

chuck norris in exceptional camouflage

[ZombieKiller766]

Chuck Norris is better than Duke Nukem

[MarkP0rter]

looks fucking bad ass but wouldnt it be annoying to pose for people for like 6 hours straight? i dont know how long that dude's shift is.

[NKassad]

@MarkP0rter

Don't worry. He only appeared on the DukeNukem announcements and after those he was available for photos and videos and posed with people. I think his shift was no longer than 2 hours a day all in all.

[sharki9876]

@NKassad @markp0rter

wow honestly he cares he's duke fuckin nukem

[999DOOMZday]

@NKassad still, makin up poses is a pain in the ass!!!

[BUNnGUNallday]

@NKassad

But whos keeping track?

[Digiwario]

BEST. JOB. EVER. lol

[jambalolk]

Hearts of Iron 3 music in the background :D

[MetalHeadJimi93]

Duke Nukem is like Charlie Sheen. WINNING!

[Kinotolian]

He is a big motherfucker.

[Gunner193]

Duke Nukem doesn't flex. Everything relaxes around him, bowels included.

[jflasssh]

I want to look like that!

[Jrod1rulz]

'i'll be back!'

thumbs up if you got the joke

if not im saying he looks like the terminator

[ycatthebrave]

@Jrod1rulz

Thanks for clarifying your retardedness kid. 

[AdamHodsdon]

7 people didn't realise that is Duke Nukem!

[JackedJohn]

der braucht be shotgun man!

[Unl0gisch]

Duke: time to Kick ass and... Raiden: fuck of pussy i cut ass! Duke: *hit his head off and use his sword for a giant bayonet*

[SweetAHE]

it's time to kick ass and kick ass...and i'm all outta kick ass! >:L

[AntiStupidity]

He needs a cigar

[spritblob]

This is crap

[jasonta12]

This guy is kinda..... hard to explain.... not Duke Nukemish..... he's more like... mindless muscle-builder on a day off... lol

[TheAnonamass]

@jasonta12 yeah because if someone is bigger than you they are mindless. Bet your just a lazy fag

[callmepistol]

Looks like him, just lacking the confidence of duke

[playaluka]

wow he actually looks like arnold

[d3vils4t4n]

he looks like tony halme :D

[mattigi]

no offence duke fans but THIS guy, the GUY is a douche bag.

[ILikeToShootZombies]

i am so secure in my heterosexuality i would give that guy a hug for being AWSOME

[PopcornCoolie]

Duke Doesn't translate into the real world very well. That guy looks like he's in costume for a porn movie.

[SubaruOfTheTriad]

@PopcornCoolie Well considering most of Duke's games involve him summarily boning or appreciating the nudity or near nudity of every female he finds...that's rather fitting actually.

[KileAcab]

i've got balls of steel!!!

[TITANUS008]

Smithers... smithers... who is that linky, long , large dude ?

ahh ahh That is duke nukem sir...

[TheSpliffKing]

hair wrong

[kacper236]

no duke nuken

[nicogdeboca]

That guy isn't Duke Nukem, the epic sax guy is Duke Nukem ! :D

[slipknotskate1]

People believe in God,

God believes in Duke Nukem.

[llianator]

Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum!

[mrbogdan441]

Chuck Norris makes Duke every morning coffee:))

[leadiceman22]

Arnold swatsanegger may play as an aged but still cool duke

[SpareXXXX]

Gosh, Chuck Norris is Duke's bitch.

[WraithGod]

I'm a 36G brunette come bang me pls.

[IIIMAVER1CK]

I am looking for an alien toilet to park my bricks.... Whos first

[Caysekong]

oh yeah im duke nukem AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[NKassad]

@Caysekong

You just gave me an idea... Ehrm...

Somebody got a small Duke Nukem Action Figure? (Does something like this even exist?)

I want to make a new video. 8D

[mertdejedi]

@NKassad let me guess, Arnold Schwarzeneggers big comeback, as Duke Nukem.

[TheRogueMonk]

@NKassad yes there is an aciton toy ... but i dont know where you can get it.

this bodybuilder really looks like duke nukem

[legocontrollerjr]

@NKassad they will be coming to toy's r us soon... YEAH!

[DarkAngel31678]

@NKassad Yeah there is a Duke Nukem action figure that came out with the game.

[HelsinkiSmashRod]

@NKassad I have a Duke Nukem night stalker(I don't know what its called his clothes are all dark) action figure. I had a regular Duke figure but I think I lost it. I got them when I was a little kid so don't be too hard on me.

Yeah it looks 100% accurate to Duke; very detailed.

[Gibbagobba]

@NKassad "Hey kid! I'm not a toy! I'm and action figure!"

[TheRogueMonk]

@Caysekong DANG Gunter looks good!

[McMIxTER]

after Duke Nukem visited Virgin Islands it became THE Islands

[Greenjumper25]

what a flamer

[smotpoker86]

Dolph Lundgren looks alot like Duke Nukem

[hideki12345]

duke nukem > chuck norris

[MrMagichobo21]

@hideki12345 duke nukem = chuck norris

[PokeRaynite]

@MrMagichobo21 Duke nukem > chuck norris LOL

[proctorxguru]

PERFECT COSPLAY!!!!!!!!

[shadowtempest91]

He seems Swharzenegger

[FadeToBlack181]

Duke Nukem lost his virginity BEFORE his father did.

[TheRealAkaRai]

This dude was looking pretty awesome until he turned the gun sideways.

Duke Nukem knows better than that! The sight's on the top for a reason!

[youknowwhoyouare8]

YOUR ASS IS GRASS, AND I'VE GOT THE WEED WHACKER.

[soldiertewi]

amazing!!!!!!!!!!! the real duke nukem

[maxyfratello35]

2012 

[vonsparks]

Im not going to fight you, im going to kick your ass!

[sauzer65]

while i see big shells in that vest i see no bullets looks like this duke shooting blanks!

[DarkBloodurth]

I always know it... DUKE NUKEM IS REAL!!!!

[punchatomic]

Duke Nukem vs Chuck Norris (it's gonna get bloody)

[4everDukeNukem]

@Eagle5 Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, he believes in Duke Nukem.

[Tauro008si]

@4everDukeNukem Fuck yeah!

[Masterlink981]

@4everDukeNukem Then that means Chuck Norris is Atheist. Duke Nukem believes in God and Jesus Christ. That's why the two can never get along.