Alan Kalter's Celebrity Interview with Harrison Ford

[htdart]

Just look at Ford, playing along like the pro he is. He's fantastic.

[LordValor001]

WHY DO THEY DO THIS WITH EVERY GUEST?! lol they must do it to freak the guest out or something casue will smith was like O_O

[jdnightwing]

EPIC!!!!!!! Big Red rocks!!!!!!!!!!!

[JackBuck44]

Get a pencil and mark this down, Sally.

[mustymuf]

FUCK OFF!!!



[cotybarker]

Looked like Ford said "the fuck?"

[Commando303X]

I wish not every one of these bits were exactly the same...

[ceeeejaaaay]

all these celebs know how hollywood works...don't feel sorry for em one bit!

[ceeeejaaaay]

the funny part of it and refreshingly honest part of it is when Alan calls Dave L. a F**KING A**HOLE!! LOL

[frbjoernLA]

@ceeeejaaaay Gee! it looks like the show is working, they've got you talking like them, albeit in code!!

[superfob54]

Don't really know why this is supposed to be funny. All this Alan guy does is swear at people. I don't get it.

[Agadalif]

@superfob54

that makes you really stupid

[ANNABECKDK]

@superfob54 I agree with Agadalif

[superfob54]

@ANNABECKDK

That makes you really stupid.

[ANNABECKDK]

@superfob54 Fail

[AngeliaClaire]

there faces! It is so funny! It is just a sketch.

[elvisjimpa100]

Its stage people and Alan is so god dam funny.The humor and ironi is that he is mad and swears alot at Dave and the celebirtys.This is just like the fuck you guy scetch and he is awesome too.

[cavealieniv]

"Scrubbing urinals at the Burt Reynolds Theatre!"

HHAHAHAH.

[isocrate27]

I don't get how he's still working on the show after so many failed interviews.

[clintonskakun]

He looks really nervious lol

[EarlWire7]

Alan is always comedy gold!

[Ecksntrick8]

How many people call Harrison Ford a**hole?

[mason000]

The look on Harrison's face, plus that bottom lip quiver...priceless.

[TheAllKnowingTribute]

Alan Kalter is currently the only guy who can threaten Harrison Ford and leave while the crowd cheers

[estheroh87]

LOL, Harrison Ford looked genuinely scared. Great actor hahaha. Alan Kalter is awesome! haha

[chaingangsergeant00X]

Is it just me, or does Alan Kalter look an awful lot like Rorschach?

[919evilkiller919]

oh yeah omg he is Rorschach

[Ecksntrick8]

Rorschach? Like in that movie?

[tvpirate05]

If this doesn't prove why Alan Kalter is the MAN, I don't know what will!

[kirbygene]

What's funny about these is that they get the BIGGEST stars on them and they just sit there, LOL

[mormonsick]

@kirbygene They just sit there and look scared

[rockerduff1231]

@kirbygene well they were actually interviewed on the show and they just stick around for this

[tommig007]

It's because Dave "steals" his guests. He pretends that he booked the guest first and then dave does the interview first, hence ruining his interview.

[rlegear19]

Yeah... Funny.. every fucking time.

[davewah3]

god these things are so not funny.

[spannerboy72]

just do your home work and go to bed !

[Tigerlily21]

ha ha ha Harrison is so funny at the end when he's just like "pfftt"...

[Tigerlily21]

I liked the Jodie Foster and George Clooney ones best due to their facial expressions.

[El135o]

Boy, Ford sure looks like he wants a cold beer in the Green Room!

[Sheldon66]

LMFAO!!!!

[ccy2]

"That is EXACTLY how it happened" --- my favorite line always.

[AdobeExcel]

talk about a one-way interview.

[Christian4Yeshua]

This is a skit..its all planned out...but still funny

[dcshoecousa757]

that was awesome...lol...

[Tamayo15000]

Harrison looked like a kid being reprehend, and catch the last glimpse of H. to the guy..... Funny stuff

[wonderbread57]

Alan truely looked intimidated by ford. He didn't give him his signature "funny lookin" line at the end.

[rozinator]

LMAO Harrison looks so shocked! at first he looked like hes was gonna punch him Jones style. *FPHHH*

[wtfisjesus]

Rofl I love this guy.  5 Stars

[at90percent]

This always happens on any Kalter interview.

I don't think Mr. Ford appreciated it.

I know I wouldn't.

Kalter's last comments to Harrison Ford weren't funny at all.

The fact that they simply keep repeating the exact same stunt over and over makes it all the less funny.

Dave, get some new material!

[NorwegicusOnAstick]

Ford is an actor you know.

Hes then very good at putting up an act and playing along with the skit.

[rozinator]

this is classic!

[Aponac]

Poor Harrison, he was really hurt. :p

[OnePineTree]

Harrison Ford is such a good sport. Alan is hilarious.

[mastermold2009]

They did this same spot with Will Smith as well. I think this one was a little funnier, though..

[funto2001]

おもろい

[youlittlemonkey]

"You got pencil and mark this down Sally, you monkey with my BLEEP I'll squeeze your nuts until your dead you senile old bi*ch!" HYSTERICAL! LOL!

[youlittlemonkey]

I LOVE ALAN KALTER! HE IS HYSTERICAL!

[vlvwlapn]

... still laughing my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

off !

[sobersgarfield74]

it was funny the first time i heard it but he just repeats the same lines

[BiloBarcelona]

it's te same theme but he uses other lines...try listen to all of them...and then again it's priceless to see celbrities get insulted.

[Daaaavvid]

sense?

[snapsoidpablo1]

I think Harrison Ford tapped into his character from Regarding Henry for that segment.

[goldragon988]

I love how Harrison acted scared :D Hilarious!

[Jim08Stuck]

"you monkey with my sh*t again, I'll squeeze your nuts till you're dead you senile old bitch!"

[7d23]

In every one of these Alan Kalter celebrity interview sketch, i always look forward to how Kalter describes Letterman's ass kissing the celebrity. It's a different line every time.

[pgy002]

I would LOVE to have a pic of Alan the way he looks at 0:17 for a screen saver:)

[cromicus]

i bet the actors are really pissed off by this segment. getting yelled at on TV is bad for their image.

[pgy002]

It makes me admire them more for being a good sport, but I wonder if they are expecting it?

[pgy002]

Also I don't see why it's SO BAD! I mean after all they ARE actors, and this segment is like a "skit". It would be like someone yelling at them in a movie. Alan would be a GREAT actor!

[ermonski]

nah, it's all a part of the joke, just pure fun

[SaintJimmydied]

man this is a plan skit its like the matt damon thing on Kimmel

[mikeytubester]

Awesome!

Alan Kalter is the best!

[doubledoshow]

Harrison got owned... no match 4 Big Red

[danishpride1]

"You'll be scrubbing urinals at the Burt Reynolds theatre!"

[nickj077]

Haha! I love how he had to improv the "scrubbing urinals" part. Comedy gold.

[stonemosaic]

Harrison looked kind of uncomfortable in the interview, and here too. I wonder why...

[jimbobreloaded]

Alan should have said how shit INdy 4 was

[luvbite1]

Yes Big Red is God and I love these segments. First time in all of them though, that I've seen him muff his lines right near the end. Still a legend!

[juniorsceptic]

kalter is god! he should have a spin off show!

[mroscoe]

This segment is always a treat