SMBC Theater - James Poops

[jgraves1942]

Poop on the floor, then touch him on the penis.

[alextsuname]

More Betsy in SMBC videos! She's so hot.

[ModestMousekateer]

My god she's sexy.

[PowerfulSplicer]

why on earth is there a poster of the prequels on the wall? the horrible horrible prequels.

[LootFragg]

"The usual amount?" Oh you guys rule, this is amazing.

[Rolodextra]

Rosa Parks didn't POOP ON THE BUS.

[AliIKarimi]

HOLD UP, you were in Bahrain !? I'm from Bahrain !!

[UncleFesterius]

Sit in the front of the bus, refuse to move to the back of the bus, touch him on the penis!

[Sylar03]

Biggest poop is best poop.

[Moondras]

poop on the penis, then touch him on the penis!

[eric39175]

You guys are fantastic, simply fantastic, and James - tribbles are hot

[LinkStorm88]

I love that the wife always plays a psychotic angry partner/expartner. Divorce settlement, JP's exes... typecast much?

[Fireworkatheart]

The angry girlfriend is probably the best actor I've seen in these things.

[Rhukza]

James is the best unintentional troll ever.

[pliskin100]

The girl who plays jame's wife is really cute :3

[TheNewDynasty]

I'm divorcing you! RACIST!

[HaxxorsProduction]

So that's how you win arguments with women. Call them racists and quote Rosa Parks history. Woo! I'm armed for the next battle. Thanks SMBC! (The previously stated views are not necessarily supported by SMBC. Results may vary. Optional features on display. Not available in Alaska, Hawaii, and select areas of Puerto Rico.)

[WingParadox]

"He pays us a lot of money" ...and hasn't hired someone to pick up after him when he poops on the floor?

[littledeadybear]

Quick. Someone bring in Kelly! She'll get this shit cleaned up with his tongue.

[Youtomia]

Wow. James and that lady have nice blue eyes. :D

[itsmeian17]

It appears the SMBC is getting more consistent in their deliveries

[bjsmith89]

I got an add for the BP YouTube channel on this video. :)

[marudoethiopia]

Is Jesse Lande new? She's freaking gorgeous.

[tvol319]

21 people had to clean James's poop off of the floor.

[CaptainKaddywhak]

I LOVE this! Faved.

[mjb3190]

wow jesse is hot...

[fdrummer83]

Jesse Lande is hot!

[Pizzachu1]

Problem One: You have to poop

Problem Two: You don't feel like getting up

Problem solved!

[damnchimera]

I don't understand how you can deliver some of these lines without laughing

[Claubuza]

Haha, I hadn't watched your videos in a while. This was a good one to get me back in.

[andy5579]

FOR SHITS SAKE, NO MORE TOUCH HIM ON THE PENIS JOKES, JUST STOP IT, YOU'RE AS BAD AS PEOPLE YELLING 'FIRST' AND 'SECOND.' I hope you die in a fire.

[JargonMcScruffy]

@andy5579 Get mad, post angrily on the internets, touch him on the penis.

[andy5579]

@JargonMcScruffy Ok. I actually laughed at that. You win!

[jogiff]

I wish my girlfriend was willing to let me get away with pooping on the floor (as long as I clean it up).

For that matter, I wish I had a girlfriend.

[JargonMcScruffy]

@jogiff Now read what you wrote out of the context of this video.

[razo062000]

Excellent

[siggeir666]

Wasn't this the first SMBC video to feature a black guy? Were you not comfortable with the Rosa Parks citation without having a black guy on board?

[smbctheater]

@siggeir666 Nope!  Check out MMO, Superhero Tryouts, and a BIG project coming soon!

[part2themovie]

@smbctheater Equal rights for some!

[Gight77]

was this greenscreened?

for some reason the background doesn't look like the actors

[wrh61]

I love it when an angry chick says fu.k....Makes me want to poop....ough excuse me .....

[JosephCheetah]

This was one of your worst vids so far. 

[monologyman]

I think I have that same Acer laptop. Neat.

[RobotTickleFight]

that's one horsecock of a problem

[FlipJick]

Is that a new girl and a new guy? I've never seen them.

[bombshelboy]

Best episode ever

[Econniff]

Ooo! A rare SMBC that doesn't end in gunfire! ...Which is funny because this totally seemed like a skit that would end with someone getting shot.

[Haedrian]

@Econniff Yeah, weird eh? The moment she got mad towards the end I was positive she was going to whip out a piece and shoot everyone. Not sure whether I'm disappointed or not.

[ehayes3791]

james:mmmm....air

[kendallton11]

Greatest opening line ever.

James, you pooped on my floor.

[evenevan17]

poop on the floor, touch him on the penis

[equalcharliebrown]

Your using an ACER?

[MikeScheid]

Fun for the whole family!

[Quintega]

EPIC

[Czarewich]

Oh BP Oil, please clean your poop.

[eyesofnova]

Clean up the shit off the floor then touch him on the penis with shit hands.

[ninjagod1337]

Poop on the floor, touch him on the penis.

[polymphus]

@ninjagod1337 Knowing the internet, that's already a thing.

[Yessj]

Hire a spokesperson, touch him on the penis.

[kammik01]

Poop on his penis, then touch him on the floor.

[KingDavid73]

@kammik01 inter-feces erotica

[Kaluriel]

call her a racist, then touch him on the penis

[QuatroDiablo]

i am the rosa parks of being touched on the penis!

[goose1212343]

I GET IT ITS SATIRE! James is BP, his wife is America, and the shit is the oilspill!

[part2themovie]

@goose1212343 HEHEHE NOt to poop on your parade, but you missed the point entirely

[zupperm]

@goose1212343 I thought it was because the thought of a grown man pooping on the floor is inherently funny.

[TheQuartersQuote]

@zupperm It's a combination of bathroom humor (the reason why you thought it was funny) and the satire metaphors/symbolism which makes the sketch funny. So you're both right.

[Maphisto86]

@goose1212343

Then doesn't that mean the wife as America is into some freaky stuff?

[7410n0]

RACIST!

LOOOOOOOOOOL. Was not expecting that.

[Elolzabeth]

Oh man, you guys...a mere LOL won't suffice for what I've just seen. ROFL? Or perhaps a LMAO...

Love you, Jon Brence. In the least stalker-ish way possible.

[jonbrence]

@Elolzabeth ...And I love you, in a completely creepy way :D Thanks for watching!!

[BrizyComics]

You guys are certifiably insane.  I love you all.

[telanis9]

@C4nnibalC0rpse The redhead was already decent looking!

[whyohwhynousername]

They just keep getting better and better, keep the smart(ish) jokes coming.

[YourXavier]

Great face at 2:27

[wrh61]

how much is he paying you ? I need a job ; perhaps 'poop security'...poop is people too...

[mdickinson]

Best SMBC video ever! Also: nice produce placement for ACER. They better be paying through the nose for this kind of publicity... how many other netbook companies would have LOVED to have their brand name irrevocably linked to the words "pooped on the floor"?

[gaboleon]

Everyone in this video is hot. Also, I never thought a girl could look so cute while saying "just clean your shit off the floor".

[Totema1]

Don't touch him on the penis. Hire a spokesperson to do it for you.

[PostNoctum]

Finally another Good SMBC. I've been waiting.

[leburgan]

Poop the floor, touch him on the penis

[MarkArandjus]

I love the SMBC people, they just look like real people y'know. Unlike those SNL androids.

[Keyfun777]

Hu, is it just me or is this somewhat aimed to riducule the BP spill?

[Mimi103340]

@Keyfun777 Whoa. Good catch there.

[eeyoreisme]

I'm the Rosa Parks of not cleaning up my on feces!

[Lilyonsan]

shmerp

[GeorgeFontaine]

lol I thought he said 'Bill Nighy' I was like, 'what the fuck does Davy Jones know about science'.

[4bit4]

You videos always make me shit myself. Sadly, I'm generally naked and in the living room and my wife isn't buying the whole Rosa Parks thing either.

[rickim24]

clean your fucking shit off the fucking floor...

then touch him on the penis.

[thebordox]

"Prune juice and quesadillas! Prune juice and quesadillas!"

[Snipergen]

James is the best actor ever.

Also Jesse Linde thumbs up.

[i0npath]

ACER PRODUCT PLACEMENT DETECTED

[videogamer810]

This isn't what most people mean when they talk about "YouTube Poop."

[Entamrik]

Poop on the penis, touch him on the floor.

[part2themovie]

@Entamrik damn you, is there a witty meme mixer/generator i don't knows so far as to log in

[tibodeb]

@Entamrik

Eeeeeeeew!

[Kaizuna]

I was sure this was going to be terrible and stupid, based on the title.

I was pleasantly surprised to see this was the best one in a while.

[SobaniForce]

wow best one in a while!!! loving it!

[irowning]

RACIST! =O

[TheVivvav]

Poop on the floor, touch him on the penis.

[BlackBobby69]

Wow, Jesse Linde does an awesome job. Easily the best acting. More of her!

[graxthetyrant]

This was good, wholesome, silly fun. Good job. :)

[TomSFox]

I like how all the "touch him on the penis" comments are now marked as spam.

[toby182]

everyone in the wardrobe wears glasses?

[dannyboyfour]

SMBC theatre, will you marry me?

[diegonaroh1]

poop on the floor touch him on the penis

[lagerbaer]

The poop on the floor is due to my predecessor!

[venefrombucharest]

ipod headphones don't look professional at all

[Kirbysfan0]

If any one of the skits you guys do needs revisiting, this is probably it. The whole concept is brilliant and I want to see more.

[metallicakixtotalass]

Shit on the floor and don't clean it up, touch him on the penis LOL

[Bazgann]

haha lol its a gr8 parody of whats happening in politics...

[Estocavio]

I want a representative XD

[TechMan5]

Clean your shit off the floor!

[Pluntfarb]

shes fine, why the hell would he spoil that by shitting on the floor? Lol stupid

[Thorbie]

Looks like the non-sock puppet Bill Nye down voted this vid. What a jackass!

[windexglow]

Make fun of rosa parks.  Touch her on the penis.

[LocutusIsBorg]

We shall overcome!

[iamacyborg]

To James' Ex-Wife:

I am available if you need someone to perform constant physical and mental maintainence on you without any hope of there someday being sex. I hardly ever poop on the floor and don't clean it up.

[Valacosa]

Also, heads up: you need to clean the camera lens. I can see black specks in nearly every shot.

[Malikat42]

producer-type dudes, i keep feeling bad because i've seen the promo for your DVD release on all the videos, and i want to just close the tab before it finishes. I don't, because i know it doesn't count my view if i stop before completion, but some people probably do. Are you messing with your own viewcount by adding a buffer to the end of the funny?

[Eccid]

Anyone who dislikes this is racist!

[Rolodextra]

I'm racist.

[Hisharu]

Yo SMBC- love the new actress. Way to bring home another successful script! Lets see some more of both

[Squeejee09]

I'm sorry, I was to distracted by the BLASPHEMY on your wall to notice your joke.

[Msliversss1]

@Squeejee09 The star wars poster?

[MacBookHero]

James' wife is HOT

[tylerszabo]

Holy crap! That was funny. My roommates heard me laughing - nothing interesting came of that.

[medicineman4ever]

That woman is hot beyond reason, and a good actress to boot! Can I haz ur numbah?

[thedealer456]

I enjoyed this one more than most recent videos.

[Bissrok]

Continue to overuse the phrase "touch him on the penis", then touch him on the penis.

[duo1666]

@Bissrok why not just touch him on the penis? works a lot better imo xD

[peanutfoot]

Nineteenth! :D

[rm06c]

Why is no one else reporting on poop-gate?!

[Valacosa]

Also, nice shot of the angry wife in the mirrored closet door. The cinematography in this video is some of your best yet. (If you're going to make a three-minute long poop joke, it might as well have great camera work.)

[Vlaew]

"Touch him on the penis" joke is so old now. Hell the joke was all about beating the dead horse. Except the dead horse is just bones and the kids that still show up to beat on it were not part of the cool kids club who were beating it while there was still some flesh on it. They keep whacking the bones going "am I kool now guys? guys!? LOL!"

You lost the game.

[rickrussell]

@Vlaew Revive and old meme then touch him on the penis. "Beat the Dead Horse"

[Vlaew]

@rickrussell I didn't know newfags look like hank hill.

[tychoSNM]

2:10 heh

[Valacosa]

A return to form, sir.

[DrTrishock]

The Rosa Parks foundation must have a shitload of money by now.

[tehredmage]

That has to be a shitload of money... but it's well worth it!

[silntdoogood]

Well...I've never read any statement that said she DIDN'T poop on the bus...

[screamingturnip]

@silntdoogood she didn't poop on the bus. Also, while we're setting precedent Gandhi was not a vampire and Dogs can not play in professional sports unless stated specifically that they can in the bylaws.

[FacelessDeviant]

@silntdoogood Suddenly, the bus situation changes!

[Zralf]

clever

[zergoholic]

This one was really well done :D I like the lighting in the closet haha.

[aRawBlondeAngel]

ridiculously good :)

[Mekose]

That was so great, I love you guys.

[killerABcs]

SOCK PUPPET BILL NYE WTF LOLOLOL

[Rekaeusu]

first lol