Crazy football commentator

[IAMCANADIAN1998]

Just to add, Grosso admitted he exaggerated the foul, but the ref was also completely wrong to give Materazzi a straight red when Bresciano leapt over him at the end of the first half. Karma can be a bit of a bitch...

[marcel99016]

haha i want this guy to answer the phone for me whenever annoying ppl are calling

[thenoobful]

press 9 for jig wa

[TheMientiao]

That commentator actually lost his job after this. He had to apologize on TV and in newspapers.

[jazzer97]

worst ref in soccer history!

[pavle740paja]

dede sai skjafhiwghviweguvefkgvjkef 

[maxskhur]

OMG ! The best simulation ever ! Italy didn't deserve to win the world cup ( sry for my english , i'm belgian )

[Matej19LiverpoolFC]

What does "ni gola" mean??

[specky29]

what a dive

[S67Snail]

That is the most ridiculous penalty I have ever seen given, he was clearly only ever going for the ball.

[IAMCANADIAN1998]

@S67Snail "Going for the ball," yes, and he missed completely and made it easy for Grosso. Lucas Neill is known for tossing his cookies and making stupid, hopeless challenges in the box like this one, people who follow the game for more than a month every 4 years weren't at all surprised. =)

Anyway, I want to meet this commentator someday and shake his hand. Happy birthday Paolo Maldini indeed!

[ErikIsInThaHouse]

I'm imagining that a chinese military officer would sound just the same :D

[tHoMManDi]

Hard to say if he's really excited or just fking pissed....!

[faisal98765]

i agree with what the commentator is saying.

[EvenIfYouCared]

That guys diving is faker than Pamela Anderson's tits.

[MegaBarca95]

Ha! ha! i love this guy!

[lindagirll]

he is a huge italian fan....yi da li wan sui=long live italian

he is so crazy..haha

[spectat12345]

there is no penalty ;]

[wia729]

I am 100% positive he bet all his money, property and families lives on Italy to win. LOL

[tabbaci]

G.I JOE G.I JOE....u better bring it back....Tha CARTOoooooooon!

[soccermanmessi]

Translation: He past, hes in the box now! Here he is... EEEHHHHH PENALTY!!! PENALTY!!! PENALTY!!! ITALY HAS A CHANCE NOW! ITALY HAS A CHANCE NOW! ITALY HAS A CHANCE TO WIN THE GAME!! All the Italy fans from all over the world are counting on him to score. He missed a few penalties before so can he walk out the stadium happy? What will be his expression in ten seconds? ITS A GOAL!!! THE MATCH IS OVER!!! ITALY IS VICTOURIOUS!! WHAT AN ITALIAN TEAM!! WHAT AN ITALIAN TEAM!!! WHAT AN ITALIAN TEAM!!!

[EgekildeKageTismis]

Relaxe dude

[idontfkinknow1234]

Translation: WHAT, FUCKING CHEATERRRR! CHEATER! CHEATER FUCKING DIVING ITALIAN FAGGOTS ARE AT IT AGAIN!!

[GrieversHearts]

what are all the bad to say about italy just jealous

Vai Vai FORZA ITALIA

[villy8778]

It was not even a foul ahahahaha

[hjmcfar397]

what a PUSSIE.....so what u had a little tumble dont stay down therefor 4 minutes get back up!

[babybinladen123]

dudes on some potent amphetamine

[bbnnsince1981]

italians are like spanish and argentinian. little skinny cheating, diving and acting bastards lol I hate them very much !

[villy8778]

@bbnnsince1981

LOLOLOLOLOL



[MrAwab10]

crazy china!

[teddy89pony]

he's on steroids

[zoidberg96913]

This comment will recieve to many positive votes it will be removed.

[RenGader]

Why are a bunch of people thinking this is Japanese? Do they think all Chinese is Cantonese?

[squigg0th]

@RenGader japan,korea,china - same shit.

[RenGader]

@squigg0th

Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania - same shit  ;)

[JustinLT212]

@RenGader hey im lithuanian.... :L but i agree with your comment tho ;)

[dzhnmaster]

@squigg0th shut the fuck up. ignorant faggot

[MrZegeZege]

1:53 

[raben39]

Australia were robbed in this game..

[oioienglishboiere]

cheating ITI bastards.....shit shit shit at the 2010 world cup

[KalasNikov89]

why do they even permit non-european language commentators... i know english-french-spanish-greek and still i cant figure wtf he is yielding xD

still forza milan forza italia even with fake penalty.... :P

[anbesaw]

@KalasNikov89

You think fans that don't speak those languages shouldn't have commentators? I'm saddened this comes from a rosonero

[KalasNikov89]

@anbesaw the point is that even if i know 4 languages i cant get what he is talking about, im not some racist or anything, just made a fail joke :P

[davo9678]

I was so pissed off when i saw this game!!!! But this guy is made my day lol!!

[superalihare]

GI goes in a liddle lad - that's what it sounds like

[declaration963]

He should be a metal band vocalist !

[hmavjee]

dirty iti divers

[dhrmlp]

AAAAA BABI PANGANG!!!!

[declaration963]

@dhrmlp pasti tiko yang anticokin

[xarrox123]

Does anyone know the name of the commentator?

[ElitexRecon]

0:47 "HE PUSHED ITS NOT FAIR, ITS NOT FAIR!....SHIT"

lol thts what comes to my mind

[bestiaundertaker]

Commentator: FAAFAFSOFJDISGSHGJFHAAA JUJUJUJOJJIJJJIII YUPINAMI JUAAA!!!!!

[starwarsfan0410]

The Chinese are so funny!

What's really funny though is that I get this channel on cable. 0_0

[bindazzone]

no subtitle

[MrMshaalan]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool

[hoegg]

he sounds like the japanese mafia

[alexlvnv1688]

He said this: "Grosso made it! He made it! Don't give Australia any chance! Great Italian left back. Grosso alone represents the long history and traditions of Italian soccer. He is not fighting alone. It's a goal! Game over! ... Italy didn't fall to (Guus) Hiddink's team this time. Happy birthday to Paolo Maldini ! Long live Italy! The victory belongs to Italy, to Grosso... to everyone who loves Italian soccer!" Extremely bias toward Italy

[xarrox123]

@alexlvnv1688 Thanks! Could you write the "original lyrics" as well? :D

[alexlvnv1688]

@xarrox123 the guy got fired the very next day but he will forever be remembered as the only crazy Chinese commentator. If you watch a game say barcelona vs madrid in CCTV (chinese sports channel), usually the commentators have 0 emotion even if Messi just out dribble 5 players and then chipped the goalie, commentator will still stay cool and be like "hmm, very nice goal, well done messi"

[xarrox123]

@alexlvnv1688 Interesting, thank you. :D

[sonicploman]

huh don't mess with italians ok!

we don't cheat

therest of the world cheats when we won the world cup and atleast we can dive

unlike scardy cats

we are not scared to dive

even though my mum is half italian i supported them since euro 2000 when i was years old ok

and i am a Roma Fan so don;t mess with us or we will dominate the world again muthafuckers in football and evrything else man.

[ArmorKingRulez]

@sonicploman

If u Italians soo great,then why did Spain won the world cup?? Italian douchebag diving cheating muthafucking sonzofbitches..

[sonicploman]

@ArmorKingRulez lack of creativity mate

[disclaimer175]

Why did he get fired? lol this guy is amazing.

[alexlvnv1688]

@disclaimer175 Because in China you cannot be so bias toward a team and scream at a mic. Very unprofessional. He got fired the very next day. pretty much what he was saying was "grosso.. he did it! Do not give the Australians any chance! The amazing left back Grosso!"

[sersarsor]

oh this is so famous in China, the guy was drunk, and got fired next day

[alexlvnv1688]

@sersarsor wrong, he wasnt drunk. He had lots of money on Italy winning the game in 90 mins.

[ita823]

u mean y do french always dive, and c ronaldo. y dont u mention them. and brazil as well. the world always has to b against italy. how bout all the screwjobs we got in 2002 world cup.

[AlfieJ06]

why even bother watching... cheats :p

[Faresiin01]

LOOOOOOOL



[bobtimon]

ITALIEN STINKT

[SirDaniel666]

why do italians always dive?

[ahmad3652]

@SirDaniel666 he didn't he actually tripped over the body view it (although it was not a foul the Italian was clumsy).

[779LR]

the chinaman sounds furious

[MultiCoolking]

do not way fuck;)



[razoyn1]

0:16 ...is he yelling G.I. Joe?? lol :D

[TheGuitarsNStuff]

@razoyn1 LOL! ;3

[alexlvnv1688]

No... Tien Joe means penalty. What comes next is even funnier... he said "grosso did it! you are not just yourself! you are not just yourself! god bless Italy! dont let the Australians get any chance!". It turned out the guy had money on Italy winning during the 90 mins and this happened in the last min so he just exploded!

[therallyfan]

@razoyn1 haha 

[alexlvnv1688]

@razoyn1 no, tien Joe mean Penalty in chinese

[amanjaram]

@razoyn1

hahahahahaha

[RenGader]

@razoyn1

LOL  He's yelling "Penalty!"

[Arkinko1]

@razoyn1 lol excatly

[xlntjames]

shit commentator

[Thorskeeper]

ITALIA!!!!

[THEIRISHVL97DIMIR]

@Thorskeeper are shit...

[booneygoinhard]

WHOEVA SAID IT AINT NO MAFIA, U FUCKN TRIPPN

[cric69]

stkildaftw: I'm Italian and i bet you don't have the guts to say that to an Italian,you will probably shit yourself......

[DjDNF]

@cric69 FUCK OFF ITALIAN CHEATS, FUCKING SCUM OF FOOTBALL, YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED OF YOUR COUNTRY'S ANTICS IN GAMES!

[ondasuondaable]

@DjDNF

watch closely the elbow (with the left arm) of neil to grosso

4 world cups

[pigjedi]

wtf he actually said long live Italy? wtf

[alexlvnv1688]

@pigjedi Yea then he said "do not give Australians any chance!" got fired the very next day

[MarcusMlayChr]

is this a naruto film whitout translate?

[sunbo2010]

@MarcusMlayChr yes,and finally he was fired by cctv

[MrBarea11]

guys,could you stop arguing for this match and enjoy the craziness of the commentator

[MrBarea11]

PIGIOTO!PIGIOTO!!!PIGIOTO!!!

[liamwitdre]

Diving Italian bastards... that will never change.

[colfamatt]

@liamwitdre fuck you pussy

[manunitedfan117]

@liamwitdre fuck you pussy

[Vinchenzough]

@liamwitdre thats not even italian.

[nobodyshearing]

@Vinchenzough what? look at the scoreboard it is the italian flag, but you shouldn't need to see their flag to know their clothes....

[Vinchenzough]

@nobodyshearing i thought he was talking about the announcer.

[ValerioSoccer126]

@liamwitdre lol fuk u jealous bastards with ur 40 votes lol watch closely first guy tries pulling his arm down and fails and the second fucker slides and sits up and what you expect the opponent to go around you know fuk u if ur in teh way then hell fall lol its soccer world cup not a fkn friendly nobodys fkn complaining about suarez's hand ball in teh africa world cup eh you fkkn jealous pricks just pick on teh good teams lol

[liamwitdre]

@ValerioSoccer126 I didn't need a full explanation by a no-one American.. Those that have voted my comment know for a fine fact that it is true because you see my friend they have probably been watching football for about 15 years + The good teams, i'm pretty sure Italy finished bottom in the group stage and besides this doesn't take anything away from my point that they are divers and cheats

[mnmmc1]

@liamwitdre stai zito tu stupido grande bastardo. - shut up you stupid fat bastard. racist cunt.

[SuicidalBannana]

@liamwitdre FUCK YOU

[KH4ORLIFE]

@liamwitdre Jealousy gets you nowhere...

[newtonsecondlaw]

The great Italian left back!

change to

don't give any chance to Australian

[newtonsecondlaw]

...They should go home. They don't need to go as far away as Australia as most of them are living in Europe. Farewell!

[newtonsecondlaw]

Goooooal! Game over! Italy win! Beat the Australians! They do not fall in front of Hiddink again! Italy the great! Left back the great! Happy birthday to Maldini! Forza Italia! The victory belongs to Italy, to Grosso, to Cannavaro, to Zambrotta, to Buffon, to Maldini, to everyone who loves Italian soccer! Hiddink ... lost all his courage faced with Italian history and traditions ... He finally reaped fruits which he had sown!

[newtonsecondlaw]

Penalty! Penalty! Penalty! Grosso's done it, Grosso's done it! The great Italian left back! He succeeded in the glorious traditions of Italy! Facchetti, Cabrini and Maldini, their souls are infused in him at this moment! Grosso represents the long history and traditions of Italian soccer, he's not fighting alone at this moment! He's not alone!

[alexv2k7]

sony, toshiba, sega megadrive?

[csslostit]

At 0:21 - 0:22 is he saying "Cola for Ricola"?

[theretrogamerno1]

THE MAFI RUNS FOOTBALL

[theretrogamerno1]

@theretrogamerno1 A

[Kamishe96]

MAU! DIDI MAU!

[kukumare]

what a mad guy...

[urakanine1]

If you listen to him at about 2:00 he says in chinese: "Happy Birthday to Italy! Long Live Italy!" but after that kept quiet for a long time, and I'm wondering why.

[ryunaki]

@urakanine1 I usually keep quiet when I'm jacking off too

[SebastiaanSailmaker]

they did not deserve this, Italy.

Australia should have gone through. The penalty should never have been given.

[paulmaking1980]

I love this commentator! he's very funny, why don't other commentators have the same passion for the game.

[TheElHarto]

lmao wat a commentator

[lambada10lamby]

'igheneeee tzaitooooooo' :))))) i don't understand nothing doodessss

[2downson]

I just joined his fan club on Facebook. "Fans of Mr Huang Jianxiang (黄健翔) the greatest chinese commentator"

[2downson]

He was forced to resign after the incident (under the pressure of S. Korean government, not Australian), but has been more successful since. He has his own show and (I think) works for ESPN now. Lately he explained on his blog that he got so emotional for that penalty because of what S. Korean did shamelessly to Italy (and other teams) in 2002, and he felt it was some kind of justice (because Hiddink coached S. Korea in 2002). He's a great guy, and a life-long fan of Brazil in case you wonder.

[MrStrahinja92]

Hahahahahahahahaha this chinese guy is crazy motherfucker.

[MrSONYgamer]

y was the guy crying on the floor?

[urthebest392]

@MrSONYgamer coz its the world cup and australia got kicked out and this win made italy win the world cup in 2006

[KicksaintsNick]

It sounds like he is saying "GI JOE!!!! GI JOE!!!!"

[vaskekluden]

0:18 - 0:21

Now we know what penalty is on chinese :DD

[FloodBloodful]

tiachooooooooooooooooooooooooo ajfakadilamadila :D lmao:p

[astrit009]

aaaaj tiachooo tiaachoo hahahah..he is great..and for those who say bad things to Italy..im just asking one thing..are you from england??..where is england???or USA..if USa go play NBA or NFL...dont say anything to Best Club Ever..

[x630susan]

HAHAHAHAHA xD

this guy is probably a big fan of Italy since he's rambling on about Italy.

[MTOTOwaNYAYO]

Fuckin grosso...that fuckers face is gross man...fuck the shitalian diving team, they got sent home in the first round haha

[xb0xkid]

TIEECHO@!!!!!!



[snappycruise]

lol italian thinks they are all marcello mastroiani

[MrZakattack97]

i would to have loved to see him miss....

[snappycruise]

@stkildaftw as usual, they are shit can't win without cheating

[tirreno1408]

@stkildaftw

shut up ya`lousy comments!! they were the best team of the tournement. Go and catch your kangoroos !!!

[njinjing]

EPIC

[simmzy80]

I was laughing at this so hard i had to wipe the tears away from my face!! LMAOOL!! This clip is quality! regardless of the blatent teefin' that was so obvious but this was titled ''Crazy Football Commentator'' Whoever posted this, THANK YOU!! This is an instant classic and im saving this to my favourites list!! :D

[atown327]

Fuck Italy!

[raveeno2005]

@atown327 fuck u bitch !!

[LadyParisina]

Fuck the Italian team I hate them so fucking much

[StayFlyPi]

Fuck Italy . Bitchs !

[joninyt]

@StayFlyPi fuck you Ahole...where you from haiti??? bitch slap yo ass back to bangkok...

[StayFlyPi]

@joninyt sweet. you little girl. go home and cry :D:D:D

[joninyt]

@StayFlyPi yeah you wont tell me where you from...gutless faggot...cause i will rip you to shreds...then you will cry all the way home...poofda!!!

[thelcfkilla]

my say on this is that the commentator put a huge bet on australia and was mad to see them lose ;)

[tcdkal]

@thelcfkilla

Probably not!!

i don't think you should be a allowed to commentate on football if you think that betting on Australia to beat Italy is a good bet - shows a lack of football knowledge..!!

[thelcfkilla]

@tcdkal er, actually you show the lack of football knowledge. Have you ever bet in your life? Italy could be giving one and half ball to Australia. People in this century bet on every game . It depends on the balls given, lack of football knowledge huh? piss off

[tcdkal]

@thelcfkilla

chances of australia beating italy is 0% literally

if u think that putting money on them is a good idea, then its stupid Malaysian dumbasses like you that keep the bookies happy & that portray to the whole world how fucking stupid your nation is.

Here's to hoping for another Tsunami in your region - fuckface!!

hope ur family gets it!! =D

[thelcfkilla]

@tcdkal oh gosh do you know how to read or are you just plain ignorantly stupid? there are balls given u fucktard. Italy could be giving two balls to australia that doesnt mean australia has to beat italy. Go fuck yourself you dumbshit, learn something in school for godsakes. You have my pity dimwit

[tcdkal]

@thelcfkilla

well fucktard, u cannot play football with two balls in the pitch, only one.

this isn't golf!!

learn the sport before u comment or suggest what the commentator was betting on,

asswipe!

[thelcfkilla]

@tcdkal AHAHHAHA YOU REALLY ARE STUPID. IM TALKING ABOUT THE BETTING SYSTEM. gosh, learn mroe about the betting system of the 'balls system' before you talk to big daddy here. I'm tired of talking to you already. You win good job kid

[Allrightteam]

@tcdkal Out making friends again, are you?  Grow up.

[tcdkal]

@Allrightteam How about you make friends with my balls, faggot?

[NateDamnLate]

0:18 G.I. JOEEEEEEEE

[superdave1014]

WTF. What the hell is he saying????????

[spepper]

@superdave1014 Learn Mandarin, and you'll find out

[superdave1014]

@spepper it is Mandarin?  Cool.

[BJrockk]

but what happend with Gigi at 1:36???? his back hurts? =))

[lukianzio]

had the referee been a little better at his job then italy may not have won the world cup!!!

[flowerpower31]

souldn't been penalty....not even a foul ...omg......

[nathanomgnathan]

what a fucking pussy he didnt hurt himself at all

[defaultoasis]

(now replaying the shot)with high hopes of the Italians, this penalty is technically..(he messed up his diction there)absolute dead(changed the word)..buzzer beater. impossible angle to save. Italy is through to the top 8. (still cant get enough) Victory belongs to Italy, to Grosso, to Cannavaro, to Zambrotta, to Buffon, to Maldini, to everyone who loves Italian football!(lowly, let em piss off) Australians may be regretting now, Hiddink paid his price for being too defensive with 11 v 10,

[defaultoasis]

this guy is called Huang Jianxiang. He is saying: "Gattuso asked for a booking himself. Grosso...dribble over this guy...nice, into the box...ahh!PENALTY!PENALTY!PENA­LTY!Grosso made it!!do NOT give the Aussies any chance!....the magnificent Italian left-back, inheriting the gracious tradition of Italy football, Fachetti, Caprini & Maldini's souls are absolutely on him right at this moment!..Totti. Totti is taking this. He is taking all the expectations from Italians all over the world...

[defaultoasis]

Schwarzer saved 2 penalties in the World Cup qualification playoffs, Totti must know this. Is he gonna smile...(trying to find a word)to face the guy in front of him? In 10 secs whats his face gonna be like(seeming to be nervous)...GOAL!!!!The match is over!!Italy has GOT the victory!!They did not fall again in front of Guus Hidink's team!Knocking out Australia!!Great Italy, great Italy's left-back, Maldini happy birthday!!!Long live Italy!!!...

[defaultoasis]

@defaultoasis

(hiddink) lost his bravery, they finally, REAPED WHAT THEY SOWED! its time for them to go home. they dont have to go all the way back to the remote island, they mainly live in Europe. Goodbye!!

[CLAUDIOSORIN]

What the fuck fair penalty? Es una mierda, hijo puta! Arbitro maricon gay . This is a crime, go to prison.

[Kra7as]

It wasn't a fair penalty, but I am not sure whether the commentator was mad because of that or just happy that Italy got a penalty kick. Either way funny as hell, but I've heard crazier commentators on Al Jazeera sports in Arabic.