Creepy Christian Clown Puppet Talks To "Gary"

[brassbumuk]

kill ,burn,destroy,maim,hurt,kick,p­unch,shoot,blow up,Jesus may love you ,but i think your a fucked up C--T!

[Sniper77799]

sounds like mommy needs to find a daddy

[Kissteria595]

why does the clown sound a bit like ellen

[blackerthanebony100]

@Kissteria595 Little fact: Ellen used to work as a plastic clown, but around 2003 she had actual human skin and hair graphed to her wooden body. That's why she's gay, because she got tired of people sticking their hand up her ass.

[NoApologiesEver]

if i saw that is a kid i woulda fuckin ran for the hills lol

[minispike]

Nope...

[ffsjeyuu]

MOMMY THERS A SCARY FUCKED UP CLOWN OVER THER CAN I TALK TO IT!?

[jwatson626]

How did the clown know Gary's name?

[comedymind]

YOU'RE FUCKING UP YOUR KIDS!!!

[SethMcFartlane]

And these are the fuckers who cry about indoctrination in public schools.

[Bloodassassin92]

@NihilistSlacker No wonder our prayers haven't been heard.

[Rswowplayer]

Hes very happy on the outside, but not very happy in the inside. Someone is clowning around too much >_>.

[joedvb2]

on his 16th birthday Gary brought a TEC-DC9 9-mm semi-automatic to his school and shot 26 of his fellow students. To this day the only explanation he has given, is that "the clown" told him if he did it, he'd be "happy on the inside, all the time" .

[JakeTheHippy]

HAIL SATAN

[ChristianU2ubeh]

MOMMY THERE'S A CLOWN, CAN I GO SAY HI?

Jeez, has this broad ever watched It, or know who John Wayne Gacy was? Golly.

[theraVen27]

Perfect example.

This kid has no idea what Jesus is or what he's saying but they make him say it...

Pound it into their heads when they are young so they don't think to question the gaping holes in what they preach

[whatthemeh]

I love how the kid has no idea what he's fucking talking about. Great parenting.

[transientsmile]

The clown sounds like Andy Milonakis lol

[DeanMartin1231]

somebody get thay Baby away from "IT".

[cujo503]

i couldnt take any more christian bullshit so i stoped watching

[NihilistSlacker]

So you're supposed to do the electric worm with your arms when you pray? Damn, I've been doing it wrong.

[darkerpieces]

jesus loves robotic clowns

[tweedon1]

"Gary...don't look at the camera...GARY!! Stop looking into the god damn camera! Do we have another kid? No..we don't? Alright, I guess we'll make it work. What about someone to be the clowns voice? No? Ok, mom you have to do the clowns voice too. Should we even bother at this point?

[KeybladeKorney]

This why christianity sucks

[PhantomoftheMusical]

Dear Gary,

Never EVER hug a clown! IT WILL MOLESTED YOUR OBNOXIOUSLY RETARDED ASS!

[sdevine1000]

BRAINWASHING CHILDREN GOOD THING I,M ATHEIST! :D

[roselashesamore]

haha this is hilarious! I'm a Christian but..this is really ridiculous.

[Derek2001]

clowns are people too....people who want to kill you

[VHSeternal]

Gary is actually the clown puppet, and the clown puppet is actually Gary.

[Killryde]

WHAT

[saugagirl83]

Well, that was terrifying!

[survivalofone]

Makes me think of David Liebe Hart...

[Clay3613]

GARY!

[CrunchBogus]

I'm going to do something with this. Just you wait!

[superfawful65]

That kid looks freaked out.

[letcherf]

At least they have the funny accents going for them. Thats more than most of these fundie types can say

[doctabaldhead]

They all float down here Gary.

[doddsino]

That clown is going to put some "happiness" inside Gary.

[jrwbtw]

High Octane Nightmare Fuel

[dailyqueeen]

its true, the only people influenced by "jesus" are all lifeless clowns or children.

[mrbarr911]

I always knew Rosie O'donnell was a clown.

[Emidretrauqe]

Well I only have one word to say, and it's quite fitting.

JESUS.

[Sozlled]

Yea you're totally insane on the inside and truly demonic on the outside.

[TheMoonPower]

GEESIS HAELP HAWEITT STAYARR HAPPY ON DEH INSEIDE ALL THA TIIIME.

[steveasat2]

Filmed in a parking lot because GREAT CINEMA CANNOT BE CONTAINED BY FOUR WALLS!

[MartenFerret]

Why?

[FukYooTooB]

Does anyone else find "Gary" to be creepier than the clown?

[earthrose93]

whats creepy is that theres no hand operating the clown so its a mystery of how shes alive. O.O

[earthrose93]

I may look happy on the outsuide but im not very happy on the insuide

[FYIiamspy27]

Did anyone else notice that the clown was voiced by the boy's "mother"?

[tikifreakazoid]

@FYIiamspy27 While nobody was looking, it eviscerated her and devoured her soul, taking on her voice to lure in another child.

[earthrose93]

Its the its girlfriend.

[DrKilgoreMan]

My favorite part is the cars in the back ground.

I wonder why they felt the need to film right in front of a busy street. 

[lemonrind]

I love this video more than words can say.

[gregmonkey123]

This is why people are atheist!

[EltBerserker]

Another hug.... and another... AND ANOTHER

AND I WILL BE HAPPY FOREVER

[TheStrangerPage]

Rosie O'Donnel's first v.o. gig.

[BootyFister]

PRAISE HIM!!!!!

[mphello]

The Christian Clownopede.

If I wait long enough, somebody WILL make that movie.

[EricSchwin22]

Converting Clowns since 700 BC

[BRAINREMOVALDEVICE69]

This is ironic because puppets dont have souls.

[Vincezilla]

That would have scared the shit out of me when I was his age, thanks Stephen King! And who the fuck was voicing that clown Rosie O'donnell?

[pureefficient]

jokes on you clown nobody likes clowns their creepy as fuck all ways have been always will

[chthonic19]

dis gon gib me naht mayuhs

[SomeBlokeLol]

OILL THE TOIIME.

[karmalink20]

Everything floats down here.....

[Drud14]

@crosshatch50 that's because the person voicing the clown is Jewish

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

The Necronomiclown.

[gregmonkey123]

This reminds me of penyywise the clown from it

[whatthemeh]

I was going to avoid pedo jokes, but he did ask for another hug at the end.

[stickmansteven]

I DO COCAINE!!

[Kemonokami]

YOU'LL FLOAT, TOO!!

[WindsorFox]

I don't know what's creepier, the way that clown looks or the Long-Gisaland accent...

[DXMan2330]

I'm Christian, and what the hell is this?

[docsigma]

You just know that clown is sporting the biggest boner.

[amazingbrawlsiblings]

fucking jersey clowns

[kedarguru]

I think that clown feels happy on the outside if you get my drift

[dogma123l]

Stephen King for Christ...Pennywise baiting kids for his dinner

[blueluny]

SWEETJESUSFUCKINGHELLFIRECHRIS­TALMIGHTYNO!!!!!

[coolspindrift]

GOOD GOD.... that repulsive clown is as discusting and ignorant as born again fundamentalism!

[doom3134]

I swear this kid got raped right after.

[EKmion]

More like the satanic clown...

[JSSJR90]

I swear that Gary kid is going to grow up and be some serial killer!

[pokemonsaga]

I like how the clown knows Gary's name even though Gary never said it.

[superfawful65]

@pokemonsaga "Hiya Georgie! Aren't you going to say hello?" - Pennywise.

[WaffleBrother]

" Thank You Gary, I feel happy on the inside . . . but how do i stay happy on the inside ? "

Well stupid creep clown, its called " AMPHETAMINE "

[starberry2947]

BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

[hyposomniac76]

Hey, that looks like little Andy Keaton from Family Ties. He's bipolar and uses now.

[Eidlones]

Woah woah WOAH!! You can't be givin no front hugs. You gotta give em a good ol christian side hug!

[Roxy1559]

jesus christ thats creepy

[sonicscreamingblue]

It's funny how the moms like "Sure Gary, go talk to the creepy clown." Where was HER mind at?

[AbyssalFrost]

Clown: "...but could I have another hug?" *Leans in close and whispers.* "I do cocaine."

[captBLOTTO]

I glad they recorded the audio next to a freeway overpass.

[DogeatersandNiggers]

Mother of the year. What a fucking cunt. She can't even teach her child to speak English. I mean holy shit what language is he speaking?

[shadowfilm]

Clown feels dark on the inside.

[JakeLL]

Nothing will make you happy like a jew who's been dead for more than one thousand years.

[saintJONtheBLOODY]

the only way i can be happy gary is if i had a soul, A CHILD'S SOUL!

[SESdisciple]

Gary is such a camera whore.

[SolidusV2PS3]

"Ade due damballa. Give me the power I beg of you!!!!"

[TheConcreteBalloon]

@SolidusV2PS3 HAHAHA Holy shit Childs Play, I love you

[SolidusV2PS3]

@TheConcreteBalloon Good job getting the reference, friend. Most people were probably like "wait...where is that from...?" lol :3

[TheConcreteBalloon]

@SolidusV2PS3 haha i seriously laughed out loud at that though XD

[shazerian]

i was expecting a young dr.rockso to be honest

[Delrar]

That clown gave me depression, brb lexapro.

[JoelWhy1]

I love how they have a Jewish woman from the Bronx as the voice of the clown! lol!

[HaloSpartanG13]

This video is creepier then the movie It.

[TheAplovecraft]

friendship is fucking dank

[Zamool]

Clowns don't have souls

[IndigoCat17]

WTF Anyone else notice the voice of the clown is Rosie Odonald

Since when does she play a creepy emo clown?

[crkdvnm]

@IndigoCat17 I was thinking Ellen Degeneres, but it does sound like Rosie.

[ranger89]

Noooooo.



[marzzbar]

The kid is clearly drunk

[alyshells]

Insoyde!

[TheGunpowderTreason]

This video has changed my mind about Christianity, I was wrong to doubt in Jesus' power to make clown puppets happy on the inside.

...

Why is this stream of urine running down my leg?

[mfoutz]

That accent makes me sad on the inside

[banana1337kivi]

NIGHTMARES! THEY ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mistereveready]

Clown: Gee, poor brainwashed child, how do I stay happy?

Child: Pretend to have an imaginary friend. Then make believe that he gives a shit about you.

[gatorhighlights4]

Can't understand a fucking word this kid is saying. Sounds like a Bostonian or New York accent. Absolutely horrid.

By the way, 2 months after this video was killed this clown committed suicide.

[121gigawattsD]

Freud would have a field day with this

[NegativeNick]

why is his mom's voice coming out of the clown?

[samuraikarasu]

I don't know which of them is more wooden.

[ranger89]

Vade retro satana!

[NoqturnePL]

"(...) but how do I stay happy on the inside?"

Antidepressants.

[ApeHasKilledApes]

Clown sounds like Rosie O'Donnell.

Ugghhh.

[ineedahug1984]

Two of the creepiest things in the world are now one

[TheBLACKJACK8]

did i just see a puppet clown talking to a little blond boy about jesus........ yes, yes i did? :}

[tommytentiming]

lol overdubbed mom

[Tweekki]

"I'm not happy on the inside because the Jews control the media" said Plucko, the Anti-Semitic Clown

[GorillaSnackz]

That kid is adorable, but the mental scars from this experience will never heal.

[BaronvonCase]

Wait, were they actually saying something over the 50 semi-trucks speeding by in the background?

[TheMoonPower]

The mom has the same voice as the clown. That being identical to a shitty mother on Corrie.

Gary: Hi Mr Clown, are you happy?

Clown: .....NO.

[CanOfMinus]

Stop looking at the camera you little shit!

[gdaym8sydney]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H :@

I'm horrified! Not only do I FUCKING HATE clowns, but this clown is apparently from Jersey. Jesus indeed...

[WhippetGoode]

the clown sounds like its from the sopranos

[veloamant]

terrifying



[lambie22]

who voiced the puppet? fran drescher?

[automatwinslaytracks]

@sonicscreamingblue

Her soul and all sense of hope was crushed by the sight of the clown. She could do nothing.

[KittySquiggles]

HAPPY AWHN DA INSIDE

HORRIFIED ON THE INSIDE

[KevinLounsberry]

JAESUS, HAOW HAPPY UHHHHH STAY HAPPY ONDA INSIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAW DA TIME, AY MEN

[ChocolateTheif]

@KevinLounsberry Hahahaa I love Gary.

[KevinLounsberry]

@ChocolateTheif Poor kid's probably a nut by now. Here he's just going through the actions without understanding them, likely scripted. There's no way his sentence could have made sense to him or anyone else. Only guessed at.

[ChocolateTheif]

@KevinLounsberry Well of course he doesn't know what he's saying, but he could have rebelled or quit believing, or he could be one of the millions of Christians that just keeps religion in the back of their mind but doesn't really think about it. No one knows for sure how he is now, I just think he's a cute kid and it's funny how much fun he's having even though he doesn't even know what he's talking about.

[Ikissboysiamgay]

Yep, that's pretty much how religion works.

[Carnagefan13]

Don't hug the cursed thing, Gary! It sounds like Rosie O' Donnel!

[Gasosag]

I think that clown needs some c-c-c-cocaine.

[Gleepus87]

That was the last time anyone saw young Gary...

[SnatchTease]

Wait till Gary finds out there is no such thing as doll heaven, heaven.

[dreamsinthree]

Oh, fuck.

[gaozhi2007]

"how do I stay happy on the inside?"

It's called Xanax.

[Kemonokami]

THE BLACK SUN CAN ALWAYS CONSUME ONE MORE SOUL, GARY.

[Blast3x]

WHAT THE FU-- AAAAHHHH.

[EnigmaticUnseen]

Isn't that the same girl that got the Duke Nukem Ventrillo Harassment?

[StabbyMcButterPants]

Gary: "How come your not happy on the inside?"

Clown: "Because I have impure thoughts of gutting you and your mother and playing "Taun Taun" with your still warm bodies.... Sexually of course.."

[TheMoonPower]

Holy shit, the clown and the mom hav the same exact voice! DX

[GodPrefersAnAtheist]

This video is what gave John Wayne Gacy ideas.

[MitchZer0II]

Pedobear's new tactic at kidnapping kids.

[androstempest]

stephen king flashbacks. No way is this suitable for kids.

[KenlovesJ]

LOL horrible audio, that kid's screaming his lungs out

[MahMahAfro3000]

Congratulatons Gary, you've just unwittingly been part of a brainwashing propaganda juggernaut hell bent on world domination - here, have a snickers.

[LaCosaNostra132]

Well I guess no one loves your stupid clown ass anymore because your probably sitting in a cardboard box in the back of some abandoned warehouse collecing dust. What do you think about that? Hu? Yea mother fucker, you jusr wait you silly shit faced clown I shall hunt down your location and SMITE YOU!

[andresitoand]

c`mon Gary, dont you want a balloon? Awww... You want it don't you Gary? Hmm... Of course you do... and there's cotton candy, fries, and all sorts of surprises down here... and balloons too... All colors.

Gary: Do they float?

Clown : Ohh yes... They Float Gary... They Float... and when your down here, with me... YOU FLOAT TOO!

[121gigawattsD]

@andresitoand Literally the first thing I though of!

[billygutter01]

@andresitoand

Two words: Fucking. Awesome.

[CHCHuser]

What is it with Christians and disturbing kids shows? Seriously Christians, what the fuck?

[podycheck]

How does the clown know his name is Gary?

[TheNintendonerd45]

why do christains air such crap

[balanceblade100]

NO ONE LOVES YOU CLOWN BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING CREEPY

[JINXXandBVB]

@balanceblade100 i love the clown

[MynameisElliott]

@balanceblade100 amen.

[NotThisGuyAgain]

Lol NO....

@Inf