I think were alone

[1000meterstare]

Phucking EPIC!

[ScotsLass1960]

Absolutely brilliant !! Love it !!! THANK YOU ! Take Care of yourselves......and each other, Remain Safe, ♥

[mommyof208111]

This is so funny!!!

[cmcjoshua]

HAHAHA!! Love it!!

[TheLuke1729]

0:10 hahah lol

[MrBritjeff]

go lads, doing a shit hot job. stay safe

[stusurf1]

you didnt finish the job

[malenakiss]

What a sad state of affairs......

[smithywick]

how do you think your mom got here!

[smithywick]

nowt wrong with porn! its natural and a god send to these guys, its educational too.. fuck all prudes!!

[Jaceric2]

the first clip, the guy in the chair. is that inside a tank or a APC or what ?

[steelwolf411]

@Jaceric2 he is in an abrams

[Jaceric2]

@steelwolf411 k, thanks alot sir !

[DvergApeKentaur]

2:52 random guy laughs in the background! :D

[foxyladyx2]

great vid lads xxx

[scarymary66]

Omg this is so damn funny. Love it. great job.

[Raven63000]

that was funny as hell

[Fight4MyFreedom]

Omfg the military is a cockblocker. =O

[pewepe1]

all hale porn lol

[armyvetmom]

I think you meant Hail, not Hale...you guys are still hilarious, i can't get over the many nicknames for masturbation in the beginning...LMAO!!!

[yourmothersdouchebag]

my cousin's an Infantryman... he just got home from Iraq, and i wouldn't be suprised if he did a similar vid over there haha. You guys are great...

[lmc1dj]

good video dude,,wish you all the best, from england

[TheArmylifer]

Thanks for the awesome comments! Hard to explain the mentality of an Infantry soldier but we do what we can to make ourselves smile in combat...can't believe there are so many views! haha! Thanks! @shortfuzed1 if you want to see what I am up to now! Just finished my 2 year stint as a Drill Sergeant and going back to deployment in April so I am sure I will make more videos to keep myself sane!

[pjluke1230]

OMG! this is hyserical I was crying frm laughin so hard! Glad to see r troops can still have a good sense of humor! Great video!

[pdiddy1357]

i may be 15 but its an awsome video

[CopperVibez]

@nitestryker7 I bet he's fitter than you

[frieda1889]

These guys rock.

[nitestryker7]

Damn boy is faaaaat

[frieda1889]

@nitestryker7 OMG your so rude.

[Manyfilmproductionz]

this video should be alot more popular then the tra la la boys louis and zach...just saying LIKE!



[Nathan99911]

your not alone more than 88,318 or more are looking at you :P

[maitesheart]

Ya'll are retarded, lmfoa!!!

[ssn22]

super

[Stormchaserda18th]

1:28 "Greatest band on Earth"...... Look at the pics on the background haha

[ONEOFHAM2]

you spelled "hail" wrong...

[USAFFleetwood]

LMAO this is is the funniest thing ever! I dig the words of wisdom lol

[rb2112002]

20 minutes? Was he reading editorials?

[ssn22]

@rb2112002 hi reading first

[looby1961]

haha brilliant all great fun ... god bless you all

[XxFoRTxMiNoRxX]

messed up...but kewl:)

[skullergabz]

WHY IS STAR WARS INCLUDED IN THE INTRO?!?!?!

[TheRyanAkers2]

tl;dr

[51Saffron]

Maybe you should of used "I touch myself" by the Divinyls.

[frieda1889]

LMAO this was awesome.

[0quandor0]

is this what they do with our tax dollars?

[ryan11444]

@0quandor0 No they use that money to pay for your mothers flight back after they had their way with her.

[weekfuron]

@0quandor0 yea... get over it

[0quandor0]

@weekfuron i was mocking the haters regarding these videos.

[weekfuron]

@0quandor0 oooooh ok :p gets me mad when i see shit like that tho sorry

[traicachua96]

All Hale Porn? lol hell yea!!! :D

[letsGOblue16]

lol 1:30 theres porn in the background

[TxGursk]

nice pics in back ground

[AYY116]

a timeless classic!!!!!! you did well... i watched 2 +.. you have smarts and you made me smile!!!!!

[tinarogers9]

love it guys

[XxSPARTAN216xX]

Wow..

they're totally lip-singing. WTF

[mpgirlie16]

This looks alot like BIAP haha

Striker to be exact....

[mpgirlie16]

This looks alot like BIAP haha

[cookookachoo1]

singing in the tube of lotion! BUAHAHAHA

[TheGameLover666]

all hale porn

[Canman222]

love it lol



[jinnifir]

lol nice one this is really a porn video bwahahahaha

[mrkirkuk]

hahaha thats baghdad my dad room use to be there

[beans101493]

score for the porn haha

[atomicdoc1]

GENERAL ORDER NUMBER ONE !!!!

[thepoll599]

@atomicdoc1 Take charge of this post and all government property (porn) in view.

[atomicdoc1]

GENERAL ORDER NUMBER ONE 1111

[wolfbrother111]

only porn on youtube @ 1:30

[KillerNeuron]

whoever chose this brilliant cello piece... i love you.

[TheArmylifer]

It's not a tank...it's an Infantry Carrier...and we got the design from the Canadians. It's not classified, trust me.

[SevenDedlySINs1]

is it legal to show the inside of a tank? would think it was classified

[goddamikickass]

@SevenDedlySINs1 Considering these tanks are for sale to many countries, I doubt they're classified...

[LindsET5]

Support the troops, send them porn!!

[angelspicer]

@LindsET5 lord i enjoyed this thank you young man you was very funny

[dsalcedo19]

what about pulling the organ lol

[waikato5020]

awesum , i want a marine lol or a us soldier lol

[gameplayertje]

hahahahahahahaha fucking awesome dude !!!!!!!

[travvi1]

All hail porn.

[beetlegus]

LOL too cute!!!! You gotta do what you gotta do to keep sane out there. Proud of you men and women serving in all branches in the Military.,

[cheertyme2003]

Omg lol, I cannot stop laughing!

[MrKomets20]

singing into a tube o' lube microphone and a bed of porn??

not too bad!

[MegaAcesup]

What about punchin' da clown

[ninjax105]

I can't help but notice the female face in the top right corner of the vid... Man, if you're the one who sticked it up there, take it down... It's creepy... Get another face up there!! LOLz...

[koenelinos]

Glad they still can make some fun :)

[WolfLegions]

anyone notice that one tag was masturbation lol!!

[WoodGrainMayne]

1888-cum-a-tun XD HAHAHAHA WHAAAAAAA <3

[alaskaman72]

can't believe it took 20 minutes.....Mosul 05-06 Baquba 08-09

[midiaism]

wow, It is nice to see our soldiers having fun in a time of choas. Keep having fun loves and come home safe to ur family.

[TheHooligan311]

Im suprised to see positive comments usually there are a bunch of soldier bashing morons on these videos...yes we actually had a little "down time" between missions, and we made the most of it...and so maybe we're a little crazy and we really don't need to explain ourselves, just sit in your comfy chair and youtube all night long....we love our country and do what we have to do to cope in a shitty place!

[afbrat19]

we don't need to know that they hale porn

[Twisted94440]

dont forget "Bruping the Worm"

[melissaruark]

lol ok.

[katrachosps]

Your buddies spent too much time at the Dfac I see.

[Ichbinladen]

All hale porn!

[Deadlytacos]

1:27 ? Porn Pics ON the Background Wall ?

[pandemic4tw]

1:28 / 5:00 back ground pics are awesome.

[goodnightChesty1775]

man you got some fatbodies over thier...jesus

[goodnightChesty1775]

thats a stryker right

[shapow54]

what vehicles is he in in the beginning? a tank?

[TheHooligan311]

glad you guys like the video....i enjoyed making it!

[imanoob4]

You see civilians, Combat is nothing more than Bordom with a few short bursts of Actual Combat.

[rick74631]

weeeeeeeeee that was good

[JaydetheSpaz]

one word: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA!

[merckillerm3g4]

Just amazing

[merckillerm3g4]

Just amazing 

[3939Jennifer]

so so funny........i love it

[ravenlady1313]

The guy with all the tats is seriously hot.

[SCRAppS]

hahaha i never heard this song before

[mechranger]

i am ashamed to say that i have never seen that but now my life is complete thanks apel

[bigTexStevo]

lmao ! YES!

[skillz03784]

lmao firing off knuckle kids, havent heard that one before

[aboutagirl98528]

Freakin Awesome...and added to my favorites. Thanks!!

[Etcabezas]

Rock out with your cock out! :} LOL!

[adonaimaranatha]

lol that is funny

[pawsgirl420]

these guys have too much time on their hands.... no pun intended....

[SuperDavidlyon]

oh my god that was hilarious :D

[Icon310086]

YES!! AWESOME! GET'EM

[kaothewolf1]

HAHAHAHA

[faalkon5]

I used to play this song as I would go to sleep back in 1987 when I first joined the Army. Ney Year's Eve night I walk into my room after getting first ever drunk, and catch my room mate filling the happy sock. LOL.

[ils33keril]

4:46 lmfao

[jesusisnotreal1]

Pretty sure you meant "All Hail" but then again, that would mean knowing how to spell.

[deguimerautube]

HAHAHAHAHA This video is GREAT!!!!

[RewriteLegacy]

hahaha they should of put im churning the butter

[Destinyfairy]

hahaha!!! wow. glad yal have fun. lol

[raiya125]

I just about died at "filling the happy sock"

:)

[Chris1760]

Dam that was funny

[abdomina]

was the first part inside a stryker?

[Novafaith1]

2nd Infantry Division HOOAH!!! I love the video!

[sirstikay69]

WIN!!

[pam5606]

very funny ..........did you remember to wash your hands? g_d bless our vets.

[brandonS911]

I hated the star wars shit at the begining. But lmao the vid! HA HA

[army4life1100]

@brandonS911 dude the star wars shit was awsome

[frenchricaine]

me likey!!!!!! ;p

[badmintonho]

wats the classical song at the beginning?

[leerider52]

This is my RIFLE this is my GUN one is for shooting one is for fun...Simper Fi ether way watch out I will shoot!!!

[themissballinger]

Wow lol reminds me a little bit on Hod Rod lol you guys are awesome :D Thanks for your service

[wolfchick08]

lmao rofl wtf was that bahahahahah

[lildent123]

lmfao bro,that should be a human right

[joshuaapel]

Oh my god I can't believe this video got so many hits and still going...I made this thing so long ago and you have to understand the mentallity of soldiers being in a combat zone for a long time we start to get wierd and make stupid videos like this lol...but we had fun making it and I would go back and do it again if I could.

[toboe399]

I would agree with you. If anything, i would assume you guys need the mentality of Benjamin Franklin Pierce of M*A*S*H 4077, though fictional you need to have humor to cope

[ChelseaBeanstalk]

@joshuaapel I think its time for the reunion tour

love this video!

[albrott]

@joshuaapel i know the feeling. just came home from my 2nd tour there and you gotta find a way to make time go faster over there lol

[flipshorty21]

@joshuaapel hahaha love it. my boyfriend is deployed right now and hes def getting weird and makes weird/funny bids. I LOVE IT! i think its cute haha

[mayorkory]

@joshuaapel to be honest...This is amazing its nice to see videos of these kinds of things. Its like relieving to see you guys having some fun.. Keep doing what your doing, and kick some more ass. Without you America would not be America. Thanks for fighting for our freedom!

[thegreatWIIMO]

thats to cute!!

[kittykatkyla]

you guys are EPIC i love it! =]

[tomthemarine84]

haha love being crazy out there!

[XxMaverickxX1494]

I can't wait untill the USMC!,I will pull crap like this all the time, hopefully i won't lose my rank lol

[grneyesnc]

AHAHAHAHAHA that was great!

[xxcaution210xx]

Hooah 2ID.... i miss wearing the patch.. CRC South Korea

[zianclone234500]

Lmao.

[kountryredneck4u]

nice video, I like the first guy they show, the white guy, with the tattoo's all over. very hott

[nickkomanz]

this song came on at a bar nd i was like ahhhhhhha lol

[largemarge04]

seeing as how they are wearing army pt uniforms i don't think they are marines!

[nickkomanz]

absolute banter. top notch

[TheOregondawg]

god these cant be marines...

[thescotts123005]

Ahhh you guys are hiliarious... I cant believe Scotty was out there with you guys for 15 mos... no wonder he was always laughing ...

[cpuwizard9225]

They are either Reservists, because this is the kind of shit that we would pull in my unit, or they are infantry, cuz infantry is crazy like that.

[HenryChinaski405]

Funny Shit...I hope these guys are reservists...The two "back up singers" are a couple of FAT BASTARDS...get those boys some PT...

[nelsonmouse]

you missed out the good ole British Wank

[OLONOODLE]

he has a peace sign on his helmet, how ironic

[MsLisaS200]

Nice tats BTW

[nissanmaxima219]

how do u guys have gutairs over there

[XxMaverickxX1494]

haha that was fucking hilarious!

[Curufin42]

Its fucked up though they give you pills that makes it almost impossible to get a hard on lol

[ArmyCav147]

No "they" don't... What are you talking about?

[Curufin42]

An MP told me that... Maybe he was giving me shit. He told me they give you pills or something so you arent horny... He was in the marines not the army though. He also conceived when he was there with a woman in the marines so maybe he was wrong.

[jbyrd0861]

i love workin with the army...funny bunch of guys...

[DeltaMuse]

@jbyrd0861 I worked for AAFES & loved it!!!!!!

[ArmyOfH907]

Female US Army. Hooah! very frickin funny yall.

[CujoTheMadDawg310]

lol hooah

[IKnowIWazThere]

how about 'advising your advisary" or "suficating your sausage"?