VAMPIRE SEX ED

[LoikTuttleLee]

this reminds me of Ugly Americans.

[stevinie7free]

can a vampire smell your period? lmao.

[xXstealchukokieessXx]

the cups in the back ground at 0:06 are fixed at0:07, haha, its not really important but whatever

[sirloin869]

so blakkks are vampires...

still waiting on the zombie apokolpyse

[danielkolodkinrulz]

Pretty good for a two minute AIDS joke.

[reorourke]

Who is that sexy vampire?

[RoseOfHysteria]

if a vampire has not blood circulation then how do they get a boner

[1321apple]

I'm suprised that no one asked if they can get Vampirism from a black person or a gay guy... those racists...

[18DaynaRenee]

lol the vampire period part WAS hilarious Gresysa. lol and I totally think they would be able to too! lmao.

[MizzBrina08]

I want to sleep all day cuz I'm vampire tired! lol

[SuzukiluvrRX11]

If they could've gotten a scene like this into the twilight movies , I would have enjoyed it alot more.

[Sureshotgirly]

I HAVE THE SAME SHOES AS ROBERT PATISIN OVER THERE!!! just wanted to point that out...

[90rashad]

his facial expression dude in the red hat at 1:30 lol my father use to look at me like that before he'd whoop me ll.

[meredit77]

so can they smell your period...puts me in mind of anchorman the legend of Ron Burgundy...the bears can smell their mestration.

[OfWhiteShade]

Can you get vampire from breast milk?

[manlyIt]

Press 8 for a great time. :D

[PapaRoachRox05]

omfg that was funnier than i thought it was gonna be. "does he get marked absent for that?" HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[sunjinn]

can a vampire smell my cum???????

[xNightKissx]

People spend lots of time and effort making a video like this to post it for you, and the only thing people comment are random quotes from the video everyone has already heard already? I love this video BTW, great job! :D

[83ishgirl]

"Does he get marked absent for that?" :)

[copperwopper]

.......i just realized his name is colton.....at 1st i thought it wuz Cotton.....daz racist bitch

[yippedoodah]

Does he get marked absent for that?

[DJJmoney12345]

man the dude with the fro iz stupid

[Jettsetting]

Im vampire tired...ROFLMAO

[andalora91]

Colton is da best!

[Sei1863]

Yes, a vampire can smell your period. If Edward can smell human blood over a mile away, he can smell Bella shitting in the next room. That's one thing they just kind of completely ignore in the Twilight books. When she came back to bed after using the bathroom, she would REEK to him.

[metavash]

*Alucard walks in* I will show you a real vampire

[PinkGallo]

Can you get Vampire from a toilet seat?

[6Churches]

I always thought vampires COULD smell your period.

[frenchfriesforyou]

"Do vampires look like werewolves?" lol

[msfantasy2013]

Yo i think i am a vampire. I be tired. I dont want to get up in the morning. So i think i am vampire tired

[TheRealDarthWicket]

One of my favorites!

[bigbuttblonde]

"so does he get marked absent for that?"

[Exmoor123]

@bigbuttblonde That was the best part of the video!!! 'So does he get marked absent for that?' EPIC.

[SpecialFXBoy]

@bigbuttblonde i was just about to comment that

[anonymouscrank]

Suzi Barrett---so earnest.

[ForestMan1129]

That was the creepiest ass graphic I've ever seen. Dammit.



[klusshelby8991]

stupid ending

[HeartShapedSpace]

I'm Vampire tired!

[Sananikei]

lol i do not get the edward part xD

[CameronGTW]

"And when I eat meat, I chew it a lot."

[TobiShinobii]

About that, "Can a vampire smell your piriod?" question, according to Anne Rice's "Memnoch the Devil", they most certinly CAN!

[Zsazsa96]

@TobiShinobii Hahaha! I know ... heck of embarassing.

[Cullenists9395]

dude i think im a vampire too im vampire tired all day!!!!

[leereturn2006]

"does he gets mark absent for that?"

[bingbangbongable]

"whats going on in your dome?" - hahaha if i got a nickle for every time i heard that... i ... um...

[live4horses7448]

Hah funny! Does he get marked absent for tht?

[MissKika26]

I love how he just stands there and doesn't do anything xD

[StupidWiz]

"Does he get marked absent for that?" LMAO XD~

[xTheHWordx]

haha thats so funny. i think im a vampire man. when im eating meat i chew it a lot

[Cullenists9395]

"um...does he get marked absent for that" xDDD

[annahpanna]

um it's not mocking aids, it's mocking the stupid questions people ask about aids

[MsTrycie]

LOL @ the paper cut question. Paper cuts are always tricky.

[bemyers]

So, um, am I to understand that vampires don't have dicks? (Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question.)

[TheSkySailing]

"Can you get vampire from a toilet seat?"

Ah. CLASSIC.

[SpotttedFlower]

......stupid ass people omg lmao

[xKineticSparks]

"colton, what's up homie.,.. what's going on in ya dome?... safe place?" gotta love the patronizing white guy.

[Xenite]

I'm vampire tired!

[MonstersEatCookies]

"When I eat meat, I chew it alot."

Whoa.

I think I'm a Vampire.

[amandalaaaaa]

Mocking AIDS but it's hilarious xD

[nbeckster1]

dang, my dick fell off

[meggiecat08]

Dude... that Edward lookalike guy is way cuter than Robert Pattinson.

[chattycassie]

Nice ending! Does he get marked absent for that LMAO

[twitchyllama]

Does he get marked absent for that? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[freedomland11]

When I finger my gf...umm, wasn't there a girl in the class??? how rude!!

[capeverdeancutie]

Looks like the teacher got a little herpire on his upper lip.

[BustedRecruit]

now THAT, was fucking AWESOME

[blymeyblake]

that's sooo funny! !!! *silence. poof* "does he get marked absent for that?"

[spunkalicous96]

When I eat meat, I chew it a lot.

[The64v]

I should be on this show.

[Gresysa]

I choked on my sprite when I got the the "can a vampire smell my period part."

[Zsazsa96]

@Gresysa I think that they probably could ... but I wonder if that would actually get them horny, you know kind of like animals or something XD. Sorry couldn't help myself :p.

[Zet210hehe]

lol my twilight book is sitting right next to me and i feel its glare

[XSammieSabotageX]

LOL does he get marked absent for that?

[Thiefree]

It's so important that kids learn this stuff. When I think about that awful cautionary tale - what was it, Twilight or something? - I feel so bad for Bella's parents. Sit down and tell your kids about vampires before someone else does.

[CherryRedSenses]

I'm VAMPIRE tired.

[TheKquartz]

no i'm really tired

[kageoushu]

Aids.

[erlover3]

omfg hahahahaha absolutely hilarious

[seriouslysallybambi]

hahahhahahahahahhahahahaha. this is hilarious.

can they smell for my period?!

[pigs2love]

does he get marked absent for that?

[littleglonia]

Can you become a vampire from a toilet seat? haha!

[BugGoddess]

Ikea cup!!

[spat210]

I have that mug!!!!

[vardoegers]

NGL, I wish I had that power to use three or four times a day. "Where you aware that you were speeding, Ma'am?" *Pooof* I'm a bat, yo.

[TeeZ1990]

I think...I may unsubscribe.

[rottentomatoes]

@TeeZ1990 Agreed. Second City Network, you are starting to suck. More Sassy Gay Friend or GTFO

[ThreePeopleAreDead]

@rottentomatoes I MISS SASSY GAY FRIEND!

[LegoPatapon]

I think this was supposed to be about how ridiculous teens can be about AIDS.

[smartblonde15]

Who is the hot brooding guy?

[Coltsman4]

Kolten...Homey...whats goin on in your dome!

[iamxray1256]

The guy playing Edward Cullen was way too hot to be Robert Pattinson.

[marrieddogs1]

@iamxray1256 he's totally got the pose down. hilarious.

[zonebellond123]

what's going on in your dome, man..LOL

[TheBarbaraManatee]

does he get marked absent for that?

[cooliorick]

colton=hiimrawn

[Sei1863]

Haha the vampire standing against the wall reacting to everything was actually the most memorable part for me. I thought he was really funny even though he didn't speak.

[cerickNY]

You guys should meet my friend Room-tone.

[mirandanoneya]

mehx4

[gulabZjamal]

meh x 3^(k+1)

[guttatyme]

mehx3

[JMLdesigns]

mehx2

[Haizme]

Lol.. can i get vampire from toilet XD

Can vampires smell your periods XDD

She is great XD

[shuttledik]

meh.

[laurentaylorgaglia]

Hilarious. Your channel never ceases to disappoint! :)

[1mazn]

oh.. kay.. that.. was interesting... Well at least I know my d*ck wont fall off :D

[fusedblue]

this isn't very funny... get it together please.

[newkie2008]

the hell?

[veggiemuncher86]

Im vampire tired!!!!!! And I chew meat a lot ! hahah

[CascadaaXx]

SNATCHFLAPS. Okay I had to.

[FlyAwaySongbird]

Omgosh that was hilarious. Oh dear. "Will he get marked absent for that?" xD

[delightfullydorky]

When I eat meat, I chew it a lot

[ghostdirective]

does he get marked absent for that??? perfect!

[jealouscuzimhot]

Is this from The Office...?

[roguelol]

"Make sure you have a circulating blood before/during intercourse with women, because if you don't, they'll slap you and walk out"

[NowhereManStudios]

i dont know why i bother with secondcity anymore...

[phonegirl2004]

Haha! That was great! 

[QuatroDiablo]

what? of course your dick will fall off.

[snager80]

@QuatroDiablo no, your BALLS will fall off/shrivel up and die.

[Kcat10]

Hahaaaaa! Colton Dunn rocks the funny, every time!

[CaptDope]

@Kcat10 yay!

[PanicAndCrime]

I'm vampire-tired too in the morning. );

[megslev3451]

hahahahahhaa

[voirmoi1]

Can I vampire smell your period? Duh! Ofcourse they can!

[RuggedLace1813]

"does he get marked absent for that...?" lol! XD

[scorpiomooselove]

i must be a vampire too...i eat sashimi ALL the time and am really really tired at school. :P

[oceansgem]

Vampire the new AIDS

[BlackANDWhiteConnect]

lmao XD love it

[quoththeraven929]

This was very funny! It didn't have to be liek Sassy Gay friend to be funny! Some of the previous videos have been lacking, but this was hilarious!

[wangstergirl]

hahaha this is good!

[Erilis666]

lmao, i loved the teacher. -a very good character.

[PiPikachu206]

I am sick and tired of people asking about sassy gay friend. Don't these people know that they got other people working at second city too? Give others a chance to shine.

[belias360]

1:47 He is totally a vampire LOL

[shazam15]

Vampire tired.

[XxXWeepingxXxWillowX]

"Does he get marked absent for that?"

No, but staking him should do it....

[xdanaxinsanax]

haha nice. :)

[cokeheadbenny]

sweet a funny video from second city

[dkinsight138]

haha cause im vampire tired????///

[LoveIsTheMovement404]

@dkinsight138 vampires supposedly dont sleep :)

[dkinsight138]

@LoveIsTheMovement404 ha i know i was saying the line was funny

[LoveIsTheMovement404]

@dkinsight138 o ok haha just checkin :P

[sharimar123]

wait ...what?

[taraluvspenguins]

@sharimar123 I.... just don't know O.o

[coolsteven2]

HAHAHA That was actually kinda funny

[RaynMan718]

Yo I'm vampire tired

[GAGAMANIA2000]

FINALLY! a FUNNY video from you guys!

[livingxforever]

"Can a vampire smell your period?"

[kaloykoynol]

"Does he get marked absent for that"

[TheActingFox]

That was great!

[fdaslkdf]

Hahahaha he lied to that chick so she'd have sex with him.

"If you get him too excited, and dont have sex with them- will his dick fall off?"

"No, that's ridiculous!"

"I thought so..."

[MatthewMarkMendoza]

I'm vampire tired! hahaha

[MusicalGViolin]

hahahahahaha finally!! :)

[danno1111]

It's funny because the one guy that was obviously a vampire turned out to be a vampire in the end.

[bla2706]

Does he get marked absent for that..lol

[Dingoman9126]

becoming a vampire could have been prevented if she had a sassy gay friend

[tamorapiercefan]

@Dingoman9126 You win. You win so much.

[DetectiveTective]

@Dingoman9126 LOL XD

[csm1025]

"Colton, homie..."

That's my name!!! I rarely ever hear it!

[juanmora19910209]

Thank God the world can still hi5 for a super cool science project & not have to worry about catching the vampire.

[designRpt]

funny and cool way to talk about aids and safe sex :D

[VertSk8er12]

@designRpt shut the fuck up

[designRpt]

@VertSk8er12 lame

[VertSk8er12]

@designRpt nou

[seinahXtheXgoldfish]

that edward cullen was much more good looking than the orignal lol.

[calebmwebb]

Does he get marked absent for that?

[elspoko]

cuz im vampire tireddddd

[KingGoofy1]

LMFAAOOOO

[justanotherZOE]

"does he get marked absent for that?

LOL YES