Shit Jersey Guys Say

[KidFabulous72]

I grew up like 15 minutes away from u in Jackson!

[demixsonny]

lol IM DONE 

[NickNakSoWhack]

he a cutie

[RollsRoyce09]

WHO DRANK ALL THE COWFFE?? lmao! dats so true! thank u 4 that ha

[musicvidgirly]

im from jersey. and im positive i never seen a guy here talk or look like this only on the show jersey shore

[xanthoxylaceae]

this is why I live in Sussex County far away from these guido fuckers!!!!

[gengenabc123]

OHMYGOD PEOPLE

LIKE ALL OF THE "SHIT ___ SAY" VIDEOS ITS A JOKE

A FUCKING JOKE

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE OFFENCE OR THINK THAT THEY ARE BEING SERIOUS

[jab819]

People from Staten Island act and talk like this. They come down to NJ and come to our clubs. Hence the stereotype. The video should be called, Shit Staten Island Guys say.

[PJBMXBOY97]

no imm from jerey nobody talks like thay

[giggityeffyou]

lame fuckin video. u sound like a staten island fag and your material was too repetitive

[vosogo]

This should be titled "Shit wanna be douchebags from Staten Island say."

[dagmez]

I live in jersey and this is a poor depiction of jersey people....except the wawa part, thats dead on

[iraqihotgirl]

you suck bro.

[lkwhaddup]

Millstone sucks and so do you.

[YaoiEmo739]

That was so amazingly  accurate. Great impressions. Truely.

[Jonnieb011]

FYI all of New Jersey is not Italian.

[dripset427]

I'm from dat 973 diz video ant jerzy smh

[SemperSchwenk9]

i say change the name to shit gay people from jersey say

[Xnjzfyneztx]

wouldn't this be shit that gay new jersey guides sau lol kids def gay

[KADademo1]

Hahaha I'd love to see "Shit People From Millstone Say" You'd need a lot of Shotguns and camo.

[SugarcoatedChainsaw]

Lmao, this video made me laugh so much. x}

[sharilken]

@VampireGirl019 do you know how hard it would be to sound like every person with Jersey accents at once?

[VampireGirl019]

Jersey people don't speak like tht............well some do lol but not all

[xCynicaLManiaCx]

... Im from Jersey and I disagreed with everything until 1:13 when I was like YESS

[emotionsmusic]

Yellowtail Cabernet *lol*

[thebarry1011]

Obviously not from Jersey.... No one speaks like that. Just fucking gweedos from Long Island.

[MysteryoftheGods]

You put the weed in gweedo! haha good vid.

[WiiCkedrugs]

yeyeyeyyeyeee i give you a punch with my dick and i throw you into a nightmare............

[cacent]

alot of these r spot on, this was awful. sounded more like boston or even staten island. theres so much slang in jersey that someone should make a video using.

[katelyng16]

I think the accent was a little too heavy.. We say cawfee not caaawwwfeee but otherwise it was pretty good

[AcidSnake87]

Apparently everyone from New Jersey is Italian...cool story bro.

[altman93]

He needs to add some major carbs to his diet...

[zachariahgriffin]

I love the 50/50 split of people from Jersey that agree with the video and the people that don't. I'm sure if I made a video about Detroit, people would disagree with me too. Get a sense of humor. Gosh. This video is funny, and it's great that you can joke around about where you come from.

[Couver87]

@zachariahgriffin Thanks. I couldnt agree more.

[screwmiami99]

uh yeah... im from central jersey. i dont talk like that at all.

[clockwork1230]

this kids a phaggot.. does he even lift?

[opusjosh]

Haha wawa

[JCornick1292]

I grew up in Princeton/West Windsor while my mom grew up in Brooklyn and my dad in Manhattan. I currently attend college in Arizona.

This video does not represent NJ.....

not at all.

[spike14786]

i like the way ya say coffee

[mymidnightface]

Im from jersey...and just realized I have a jersey accent...

[doglovingirl]

too accurate .

i'm from roxbury (morris county) & half the guys are guiddos like this, just saying

[SalvadorianSM]

Hahah nice video bro xD I'm from Bergen county nj and I approve this msg

[as44720]

Suprisingly i thought that when im moved from north jersey to south jersey people wouldnt have that accent but some people do where i live :) lol

[yep917]

Lol it sounds like a gay Jewish guy from long island

[Chapter2184]

Nope. Not at all

[RSXgurl]

Millstone like the historic town in Hillsborough or Millstone Township...

[mnms112]

WAWA!!!

[TheDemocracyFighter]

Terrible.

[kayseyyym]

im from jersey nobody talks like this only on jersey shore and north jersey

[ruskrewed]

This is mostly South Jersey stereotype but you will still find them up in North Jersey where I was born and raised especially in places like Nutley, that whole town is just guidos and guidettes

[velouriesa]

Millstone??? gtfo here are u kidding me.

[Couver87]

@velouriesa No....lol why?



[joyapetersen]

I live in Toms River, and anyone who has crossed the bridge to seasides knows that TR in on the other side. This is exactly how we talk. I was born and raised in toms river. i have no NY family, i am italian, and this is how I talk, just not as heavily...except when i am excited, mad, or talking fast. this is so dead on. love it

[skapunknj]

You have no clue what a Jersey accent sounds like. This is the worst approximation of a Jersey accent I've ever heard. You sound like a guido from New York.

[Sam2Leon]

I'm so angry of you John ... why didn't u answer my Q i sent u on Youtube n email

[TheHello0077]

Does the thing on the door say Go confidently in the direction of your dreams?

[Couver87]

@TheHello0077 Yes.

[aust0570]

I. Am. Done. hahahahahahaha. Great video! :)

[multiracial17]

I'm from monmouth county new jersey and I have to say alot of guys around here have that mentality. Just not the Italian accent. Ha-ha, I know Where milestone is.

[IgorKaz92]

@multiracial17 lol Manalapan is full of em. Marlboro, Manalapan, etc. Don't forget the guindians up at Rutgers

[MasochistMouse]

Sounds like a guy in some old mob movie to me... lol

[ibarrathegreat]

remain calm everyone.... it's just entertainment. i'm from nj near millstone and its true less than 10% of it's residents talk like this. But none the less this was entertaining.

[landsend144]

OK This was hysterically funny. Watch out or you'll get your own reality show and then you will have to talk like that all the time. You made my day! Great job!

[talent102284]

lol dude you're crazy man hahah!

[AppleSneezeGoo]

I may just have to loop the "OH FUCK YEAH!" part and set it as my ringtone... Orgasmic! <3

[shiannemimi]

you suck you little penis gay fuck for your truly

[fluffymcgraw]

I LOVE WaWa. Best part ofthe video. :-)

[0062513]

FUNNY!!!!

[allizbest]

lol made me laugh:)

[Sleyah]

Hahah, I love you John.

[YoungForever201]

This is not like Jersey at all, it's more like a Jersey Shore audition tape.

[GizmosMonster]

it was like watching Jerseylisious all over again...

[bacongin]

Hahahaha I know this Guy.

[flodroppa]

Think I want a Jersey guy now LOL

[HotMissa]

I had a good friend from Jersey when I was in high school and him whole family talked like this. I loved it.

Hugs

[amb817]

This video pretty much raps up the whole series of Jersey Shore lol but i have to say that im addicted to the show haha

[supasexykitten]

OMG! your hair is FINALLY getting long again ^.^

[SuperWillard89]

great video it's very funny . does all the jersey boys look that good ? lol;)

[Anaprince]

Sooo why the sex toy title tattoo?

[NRoCk911]

I live in Jersey. We don't talk or act like this lol. Funny video though :)

[HEIBAOSHEN]

I would love it if this were your actual personality.

[quarino100]

Lol! :)

[sarahsoflyassaphire]

Why isn't there a love button?? Lmao I go to the Shore every summer and I seriously can't go five minutes without encountering these kinds of people. I actually totally love it, they crack me up.

[sylvial1985]

i think you're out of the self-motivational ideas, but it's good to see your creativity side, more song covers please, i love it, and please, do more vblogs

[slowjam14]

Jersey baby. Nothing like Jersey shore or real house wives of nj. But. Gotta love Jersey.

[ThatRandomGayGuy]

I get that there are some people who are like this in Jersey but I'm from the Union/Middlesex area of New Jersey and I hope you realize most people here don't talk like this! (I know you're from Jersey, but have no idea how they act around you!)

[fandude15]

there are douchebags everywhere where im from we have white trash rednecks

[apurdaneta]

This video is pretty good

[Anaxandra13]

How's my bling? Is it shiny? <<Definitely laughed so hard I hurt my lungs.

[Leadman1989]

You are so SKINNY. I think the technical term is twink. ;p

[gabesnaps7]

I AM DONE lol

[RyanIsMeBlog]

I'm from northern NJ, so there isn't anyone like this near me, but I thoroughly appreciated it! haha

[CKKRAVER]

Nawwwhh you get camper video by video hahah ;D

[lmj210]

Lol I live in south jersey and am a guy, and i will say alot of NJ guys do say that stuff. but not all. Not pulling ANY race cards, but thats only the ones who can "tan" and all. However you are pretty accurate with this

[gabelovesjobros]

HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DoLoR94]

Is this all because of jersey Whor3?

[whynotbig]

wtf?

[ASArandundband]

Wow..hot, hot, hot...Big Kisses From Iceland

[Made4542]

Your so hot when your acting Italian

[Charlie575025]

I'm so turned on right now

[LYFE2Short]

Wawa(:

[MrDimsumbigone]

#55 you forgot "whats a matter with you" however it was really funny could have been a tad shorter to give the lines a lasting effect about half way through it felt like you were talking for the camera and not to the invisible recipient of what jersey guys would say. "Keep it up your awesome just awesome, I can't say no more"

[yaoijerry]

that was hilarious,Love your vids :)

[PTulini]

Haha!! That's good. But not all Jersey guys are like that... I'm not.

[flieg93]

great video! :)

[HahnJames]

Ahhh hahahaa! "...99 ...100" Can you really get that far with push-ups?

[knowbodie341]

i have to agree with comments love you and your vids. but the jersey shore show is made up of those that dont even come from jersey. its a bunch of bratty rich kids who they filmed living at the shore together,

[knowbodie341]

im a south jersey woman myself. Born in camden nj. bad place now. grew up in the burbs of somerdale. lived in clementon for a while now in good old Atlantic city.

[trekie210]

love the accent! <3

[holylance9]

I'm from Texas and you guys know how that sounds.

[SammeSumiko]

Every time you said I'm Done it Reminded me of Sammi And Ron from Jersey Shore

[aaronlosing]

All guys from Jersey are gay then eh? :)

[frumaatholoid]

I have lived in Jersey my entire life and no one talks like this lol. Maybe there are some isolated guido populations but their habitats extend to probably most north-east coast states. You don't really ever come across many guidos where I live and frequent(Hunterdon/Somerset/Mo­rris county). It's amazing that there are many people from elsewhere who actually think this is what New Jerseyans are like.

[zachariahgriffin]

@frumaatholoid couver is from Millstone New Jersey..

[Couver87]

@frumaatholoid Interesting, I know somerset and Morris, I am from monmouth county, about half hour from the shore. Its mostly a joke, but I would be lieing to you and everyone else if I were to say there are not people who talk/act like this. I am proud though I love Jersey. xoxo

[vwestlife]

@Couver87 Monmouth County residents think they're part of Central Jersey, when in fact they're really the red-headed stepchild of South Jersey. The best way to tell is if you call a large sandwich a "hoagie", you're South Jersey, and if you call it a "sub", then you're Central or North Jersey.

[frumaatholoid]

@Couver87 I don't doubt they exist, but I guess we've just had different jersey experiences lol. It's not a stereotype that really bothers me at all, but it is funny whenever I travel around the country and I tell people where I'm from and they're legitimately surprised that I don't sound like a cast member of the sopranos lol

[NutritionTruth]

@frumaatholoid actually this is alllllll i ever encountered growing up only way worse. Though I'm italian and my whole family talks like this. My brother is the worse offender



[SimplePLan4life23]

This is Shit Guidos Say lmao. Not all people from Jersey are guidos.

[OneRandomVictory]

Question. Is every gay person doing a "SHIT ___ SAYS" post this week. Not that I'm complaining I just hate being late. :) good vid

[BornToBeTame]

Jawn, commawn, we'll have kawfee, we'll tawk. :)

[johntakai8429]

Nice jersey short imitation but they don't wear peace signs and they don't have tattoos that say "Evolve". LOL! =)

[Couver87]

@johntakai8429 Hahaha!

[lwiesmann]

I AM DONE!!

Parts of this made you sound SO much like a "Jewish Mama"!! Loved it! =)

[JOSEtheHELPER]

@lwiesmann omg I was soo feeling Jewish mother in this video

[doorbell201]

You used like a whole bottle of cologne

[Couver87]

@doorbell201 I was seriously like choking when I was done...it was intense.

[Renta1Cop]

Is it so wrong to say this video turned me on a bit?

[Netti2nite]

Loved it!!! Felt like I was there. People need to do more of these video's. Some are so great. You're tops the list.

[MrMusiclover41]

Love the video! I enjoy your New Jersey accent! Not a lot different from a New York accent. I also love to hear that Long Island accent! Keep those good videos coming! From an admirer in Dixie! Cheers!

[littleriverboat]

i love this accent SO much

[avesraggiana]

One Dislike? Somebody doesn’t have a sense of humour.

[littleriverboat]

this is fantastic



[xHall0ws]

I love your ears, John, they're like elf ears <3 ^.^

[BeBreezyTV]

when you did the i'm done thing, all i could think of was sammie from Jersey shore! smh #I'M_DONE

[nise612]

@BeBreezyTV haha so true

[BeBreezyTV]

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[jimmypop1222]

Im done...

[miketaylor315]

Love this John! Great to see you doing all sorts of different videos, its really cool. Your more serious videos are helpful, but its nice to see some funny videos too! x

[OneDollarMercenary]

So basicly everyone from Jersey is semi-italian? lol

[gagahusband]

The hair is cute tho :)

[ERAUPRCWA]

Why is it when I watch your videos, I think Davey Wavey?????

[Couver87]

@ERAUPRCWA I have no idea, because I think I am Nothing like him.... ;)

[Ray337Ray]

I am from Jersey I sound NOTHING like that and its awaw NOT wawa

[robsonic]

@Ray337Ray it's Wawa

[Couver87]

@Ray337Ray No its most definitally Wawa :) I was born and raised in central NJ

[Ray337Ray]

@Couver87 I know what it is from Cherry Hill New Jersey we changed it up alittle

[renerdrat]

Loool

[MATTHEWCANCEL123]

im from jersey , this is irrelevant .

[Tactual]

Wow I never noticed how skinny he is...

[KindaGayBlog]

Barbara Streisand angry? :-P

[fall4fellatio]

*stole

[fall4fellatio]

Hey you style the script of the entire season for 2012

[Kiisu101]

lol

[omfffffg]

oh no i got the same cologne, now im rethinking if i should continue using it lol...

[cjay2]

You sound like my family when I was growin' up!

[laxtona]

So funny!

[Toshisan]

now why cant jerseyshore have him? and not steroid injecting orange hulks, and my that im talking about snooki.

the other ones too, but mainly snooki

[GovermentGamer]

...............Jersey people annoy me now! :/

[iDoctorIL]

More like : Shit Jersey Bitches say :)

[danielsplane91]

this reminded of soundlyawake from youtube.that which is a good thing :D

[Rexvolt]

MAA

[lenovovo]

oh yeah!!!! I love this vid!!!!! :-)

[DaringD03]

JERSEY ROCKS BRO!

[hurleyGRANDE]

CWAW-FEE

[ilikeowls11]

i'll have a watah.. and yes i can tell lmao this was great :D