i still think that McCains beer heiress economic plan is more logical and practical than obamas real one. Yahhh 2 trillion dollars in debute thanks to obamas fool proof plan. obama rly is showing he was the right choice. and look at all the change he has caused i mean just last night i say this guy light himself on fire put a brain leeche in his ear all while cutting off his penis screaming its better than one more day wit obama as president. you just didnt see tht kind of dedication befor obama
@Ilovevidgames123 no surprisingly he is just a struggling middle class man fighting to support his 2 children and wife. he is not white or black nor any other ethnicticy becease he represents all of us just regular ppl who strive to stay out of debute and keeping food on the table. now obviously my illistration below is outlandish but many americans today are unhappy with their lives soley because of the massive amount of pressure the goverment has put on them with taxes. look around man.
@LeroyJenkins4 And apparently he didn't do any research on the subject, because taxes for people under the 'middle class' (I don't remember the exact income limits on it) tax bracket have actually FALLEN overall. The tax breaks that everybody thought never came promised in the stimulus bill? It did, but it was designed to be difficult to notice. It came in the form of a drop in income tax, meaning a slightly increased per hour pay after taxes. Obama's economic advisors believed releasing the
@Ilovevidgames123 tax breaks in this manner would be a more effective form of stimulus than a tax rebate. They thought it would subconsciously encourage people to spend more without even noticing it, helping end the stagnation of money.
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Don't do it. Don't anybody go out and marry a beer heiress, it's an evil trick from the government.
They just want to put everyone in a higher tax bracket. It's evil but genius, they're counting on everybody being too drunk to catch on, from a lifetime supply of free beer
God, I hope I get the St. Pauli Girl... "six mugs & big jugs"
I agree completely, if not planned by the government, its planned by someone behind the curtain. I think J.F.K.'s assassination happening shortly after his announcement to shut down the federal reserve using an executive order would be a nice little hint as to who. Funny my last comment got -2 when I spoke nothing but truth in it.
JFK was as corrupt as any other leader. He gave the federal reserve MORE power and maintained an imperialist policy. I think we're overvaluing that man.
Remember, there was a time when only the landowning aristocrats were able to vote within US. This changed due to the efforts (civil disobedience) of the people not elitist leaders.
i never said he wasnt corrupt....i can't think of any president that wasnt corrupt save maybe the founding fathers. However he was about to sign a executive order to shut down the Federal Reserve right before he got offed.
Founding founders were not corrupt? Last time I remembered, during those "great" times, only white male, land owning classes were allowed to vote. Hmm..I guess you could say, they were at least honest.
Well they knew it would start a civil war in their already brand new country.....that would have been pretty stupid of them to do that. Hell even Abraham Lincoln didn't want to free them and let them stay here. He wanted to send them back to Africa and Congress said no it was too expensive.
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I really like that you guys do not wink and/or flinch in these videos. That is, thank you for respecting my intelligence enough that you don't need to remind me you're joking; the earnestness and sincerity are what make this funny.
Also, it's awesome when I scroll down to find incredulous comments, like they're tryna call out The Onion like: "This isn't real!!! Dumbasses!" Just a little extra funniness.
America should elect a tired old man and a beauty queen. That would be a perfect ending for a real cheesy over dramatic story. Then write a screenplay,sell the movie rights,and have Asians make copies.
I prefer marrying a female drug lord. Like Samuel and Sheila we can lie down together on most days of our waking lives intoxicated with marijuana and cocaine, putting off today's life-changing decisions for yet another tomorrow.
Wow, it's good to see some actual news in this country. I'm glad there's people out there reporting this screwed up policy. I can't believe that this is real. Wow. How could we all merry a beer heiress? The ratio of unmarried men and beer heiresses is creatainly somewhere in the 1,000,000:1 area. I hope that this video changes a couple of peoples votes. You'd have to be a weirdo to vote for someone with such and outlandish and real economic plan.
Wait! Beer heiress plan has a critical flaw! It will only save half the population of America. What about working women? Sane sex marriages are still illegal and not recognized in many states.
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Seriously, why would a more successful, younger (by the time they met), and above-average beauty like Cindy would fall for an older, military pay-graded (not even reach Admiralty as his father did), and married man like John?
Nevertheless, not everyday you can see a monetarily loaded princess and a war hero's marriage as commendable as theirs minus the political spousal image like the Clintons, and sadly the Edwards and other mistress-laden Capitol Hills' incumbents.
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I would like to know why... -Obama campaigned for a radical, communist educated man in Kenya while he was a US Senator -When asked about religion in college Obama replied Muslim -Obama took money that Rezko received from Saddam Hussein -Why Obama recited "Allah is suppreme(4) I witness that there is no god but Allah(2) I witness that Muhammad is his prophet... -Obama was friends with someone who bombed the capitol and calls him respectable -Obama defends Wright after he said God Damn America.
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I would like to know why... -Obama campaigned for a radical, communist educated man in Kenya while he was a US Senator -When asked about religion in college Obama replied Muslim -Obama took money that Rezko received from Saddam Hussein -Why Obama recited "Allah is suppreme(4) I witness that there is no god but Allah(2) I witness that Muhammad is his prophet... -Obama was friends with someone who bombed the capitol and calls him respectable -Obama defends Wright after he said God Damn America.
We all have a past we all change our minds about things over time. 2nd I don't believe your claims. You must have got them from the traitors of the USA Orielly, Hannity or Limbaugh or Fox news. McCain is stupid and has bad judgment. He was shot down because of breaking orders. He spilled all he knew about the USA troops when captured. He is NOT a hero, he's a victim with Stockholm syndrome. Hero's were those that got the hot head out of prision. Court Marshall is what he should have received.
Furthermore the real reason you won't vote for Obama is because you are a racist and can't admit it. Most People of this country are and can't admit it, they will just get angry when told how they are acting. Get over your fears of Obama they are unfounded and you should be terrified of Grampy and Vampy with no experience, they will kill what's left of the USA. Be Afraid of them BE VERY AFRAID. Palin is a Pentecostal Christian and wishes to bring about the end of the world to see god. Fear Her.
hahaha, good one! WorldWideNewsToday, although I thought your post was very funny, I think you shouldn't post it anymore because some people might actually believe your lies and start spreading false rumors. Thanks.
I would like to know why... -Obama campaigned for a radical, communist educated man in Kenya while he was a US Senator -When asked about religion in college Obama replied Muslim -Obama took money that Rezko received from Saddam Hussein -Why Obama recited "Allah is suppreme(4) I witness that there is no god but Allah(2) I witness that Muhammad is his prophet... -Obama was friends with someone who bombed the capitol and calls him respectable -Obama defends Wright after he said God Damn America.
McCain dumped his first wife when he came back from the war..she was disfigured in a car accident while he was gone and didn't look the same..he met Cindy while still married and left his wife for the millionaire.
I love how horrible our democracy is. In the long run, you need to be rich in order to win. I'm bringing this up because the witty reference may be my favorite line.
"Marrying a beer heiress can even finance a presidential campaign!"
"What they'll say is, 'it'l cost too much money'...but, you know what? It would cost ab-, it would cost about the same as what we would spend, i-, over the course of 10 years...would cost what it's cost us...i-, it, ahuh... All right, okay. We're going to...it would cost us about the same it would cost...for about. Hold on one second, I can't hear myself, but I'm glad you're fired up, folks."
McCain may be no great shakes, but God save us from Obie.
"Lets spend 700 billion dollars of taxpayers money on wallstreet to save crumbling corporations, and claim that the government totally doesn't ally itself with major corporations and also claim that the government isn't ruled by those corporations themselves..."
Geeze sometimes our government takes strange actions that frighten me. I don't want to be ruled by corporations!
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i still think that McCains beer heiress economic plan is more logical and practical than obamas real one. Yahhh 2 trillion dollars in debute thanks to obamas fool proof plan. obama rly is showing he was the right choice. and look at all the change he has caused i mean just last night i say this guy light himself on fire put a brain leeche in his ear all while cutting off his penis screaming its better than one more day wit obama as president. you just didnt see tht kind of dedication befor obama
LeroyJenkins4 1 year ago
@LeroyJenkins4 Did this suicidal individual happen to be wearing a pointed white hood and white robes?
Ilovevidgames123 1 year ago
@Ilovevidgames123 no surprisingly he is just a struggling middle class man fighting to support his 2 children and wife. he is not white or black nor any other ethnicticy becease he represents all of us just regular ppl who strive to stay out of debute and keeping food on the table. now obviously my illistration below is outlandish but many americans today are unhappy with their lives soley because of the massive amount of pressure the goverment has put on them with taxes. look around man.
LeroyJenkins4 1 year ago
@LeroyJenkins4 And apparently he didn't do any research on the subject, because taxes for people under the 'middle class' (I don't remember the exact income limits on it) tax bracket have actually FALLEN overall. The tax breaks that everybody thought never came promised in the stimulus bill? It did, but it was designed to be difficult to notice. It came in the form of a drop in income tax, meaning a slightly increased per hour pay after taxes. Obama's economic advisors believed releasing the
Ilovevidgames123 1 year ago
@Ilovevidgames123 tax breaks in this manner would be a more effective form of stimulus than a tax rebate. They thought it would subconsciously encourage people to spend more without even noticing it, helping end the stagnation of money.
Ilovevidgames123 1 year ago
this is so satirical.. brilliant
neonaction 1 year ago
Pete - You can't drink beer anymore; how will you woo a heiress?
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whosjamesburton 1 year ago
I'm a girl! Does that mean I'll have to become a lesbian?
ElveeKaye 1 year ago
@ElveeKaye I don't think anyone would mind you doing that. I believe that most of us will support that decision!
mrjpvoid 1 year ago
@ElveeKaye are you a beer heiress?
UndeadTheta 1 year ago
Well... my girlfriend is a heiress to... something. Does that count?
TheOverItFellow 1 year ago
Fucking brilliant, as usual from the Onion. It's quite true, these politicians have no sense of reality at all.
taxmonkey123 1 year ago 5
What do I do if the beer heiress I like is straight??
Clearie552 2 years ago 2
I'm sorry there's no other option for you. D=
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Well, they have to earn money somehow.
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ERIK000000000 2 years ago
Don't do it. Don't anybody go out and marry a beer heiress, it's an evil trick from the government.
They just want to put everyone in a higher tax bracket. It's evil but genius, they're counting on everybody being too drunk to catch on, from a lifetime supply of free beer
God, I hope I get the St. Pauli Girl... "six mugs & big jugs"
Chuichupachichi 2 years ago 7
@Chuichupachichi I really hope you understand that this is a joke
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1:16, "Avoid talking about your current Wife" LOL
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Actually, marring a rich woman is very presidential.
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masterplanmarketing 3 years ago
this is so funny but sad because that is the reason mccain is so rich while plus the lobbiest go president obama
andrewrauch91 3 years ago 5
lol right cause obama wasnt backed by any lobbiest nor did he support them in his 1 year of political experience.........jesus people are blind.
Drunkz101 2 years ago 2
Been saying it for years. FDR once said, "There are no mistakes in politics, everything that happens has been planned for months."
nolanbowling 2 years ago 4
I agree completely, if not planned by the government, its planned by someone behind the curtain. I think J.F.K.'s assassination happening shortly after his announcement to shut down the federal reserve using an executive order would be a nice little hint as to who. Funny my last comment got -2 when I spoke nothing but truth in it.
Drunkz101 2 years ago 2
JFK was as corrupt as any other leader. He gave the federal reserve MORE power and maintained an imperialist policy. I think we're overvaluing that man.
Remember, there was a time when only the landowning aristocrats were able to vote within US. This changed due to the efforts (civil disobedience) of the people not elitist leaders.
raptorkiller2k5 2 years ago
i never said he wasnt corrupt....i can't think of any president that wasnt corrupt save maybe the founding fathers. However he was about to sign a executive order to shut down the Federal Reserve right before he got offed.
Drunkz101 2 years ago
Founding founders were not corrupt? Last time I remembered, during those "great" times, only white male, land owning classes were allowed to vote. Hmm..I guess you could say, they were at least honest.
raptorkiller2k5 2 years ago
Well they knew it would start a civil war in their already brand new country.....that would have been pretty stupid of them to do that. Hell even Abraham Lincoln didn't want to free them and let them stay here. He wanted to send them back to Africa and Congress said no it was too expensive.
Drunkz101 2 years ago
that was in FDR's time
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I was going to say either that or Newport Menthol cigarettes.
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Isn't Michelle Obama the Colt 45 beer heiress?
berberwhore 3 years ago
OH SNAP! Michelle just got pwned!!
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I'm still waiting for everyone to jump my ass, calling me a racist.
Oh, it will happen. I think.
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buttonsputon 3 years ago
ha ha
livegems 3 years ago
shit i need to get me one of those!
leitermann 3 years ago
HAHA....Marry a beer hieress...what abot people Already Married??
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DrHavanger 3 years ago 22
lol
ScaperSteph 3 years ago
I really like that you guys do not wink and/or flinch in these videos. That is, thank you for respecting my intelligence enough that you don't need to remind me you're joking; the earnestness and sincerity are what make this funny.
Also, it's awesome when I scroll down to find incredulous comments, like they're tryna call out The Onion like: "This isn't real!!! Dumbasses!" Just a little extra funniness.
jawsquid 3 years ago 72
@jawsquid I know! They take it VERY seriously, and THAT is what makes it so insanely funny.
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tangerinegirl59 1 year ago
America should elect a tired old man and a beauty queen. That would be a perfect ending for a real cheesy over dramatic story. Then write a screenplay,sell the movie rights,and have Asians make copies.
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chilliqa 3 years ago
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patworx1 3 years ago
I prefer marrying a female drug lord. Like Samuel and Sheila we can lie down together on most days of our waking lives intoxicated with marijuana and cocaine, putting off today's life-changing decisions for yet another tomorrow.
SeventhSun 3 years ago
Ha! very funny. Sucks for his first wife though, guess she should have tryed to make more money. Because money is the way to McCains heart!
hilabe23 3 years ago 4
not a government handout? wtf
blacksaber 3 years ago
NO FREE RIDES!
dodgerdodgerbubodger 3 years ago
Wow, it's good to see some actual news in this country. I'm glad there's people out there reporting this screwed up policy. I can't believe that this is real. Wow. How could we all merry a beer heiress? The ratio of unmarried men and beer heiresses is creatainly somewhere in the 1,000,000:1 area. I hope that this video changes a couple of peoples votes. You'd have to be a weirdo to vote for someone with such and outlandish and real economic plan.
everennui1 3 years ago 4
lol, just lol. ITS THE ONION, ITS NOT REAL!
rubydeamon 3 years ago
i think that it is funny that you actually think that this is real.
maybe u should read a newspaper or watch actual news!
this is all a joke!!
boq757 3 years ago
lol? this is a comedy channel
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Besmerched 3 years ago
I liked the video. It was very funny. I thought the Secret Service guy on the right was very good. I think he was in Sopranos.
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lukeyami 3 years ago
Wait! Beer heiress plan has a critical flaw! It will only save half the population of America. What about working women? Sane sex marriages are still illegal and not recognized in many states.
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jannifer168 3 years ago
"and even finance their own presidential campaign"
migkillertwo 3 years ago 3
Funny video, but unfortunately McCain's real economic plan comes off as comedy as well.
PoetryHound 3 years ago 6
any pointers where to read his plans? found obamas but i have no idea what mcbush is going for. just trying to get the facts somewhat straight.
somberlight 3 years ago
Andrea is awesome.
Mcheetah 3 years ago
I wonder how bitter McCain will be if he doesn't win.
kthankxbye 3 years ago
He will have a fit of rage! ;)
Jaidali 3 years ago
Seriously, why would a more successful, younger (by the time they met), and above-average beauty like Cindy would fall for an older, military pay-graded (not even reach Admiralty as his father did), and married man like John?
Nevertheless, not everyday you can see a monetarily loaded princess and a war hero's marriage as commendable as theirs minus the political spousal image like the Clintons, and sadly the Edwards and other mistress-laden Capitol Hills' incumbents.
csmlouis 3 years ago 4
Yeah, why...married with 3 children? My guess that's the "power" or maybe she fell in love with his temper? I'm stumped!
Iwantasmartpresident 3 years ago 3
I like John McCain but you are right, I have no idea.
issanel 3 years ago
I just want to have a beer with Andrea.
Lightstrikers 3 years ago
"This isn't a government handout. No one is going to be given a beer heiress. You'll have to woo one on your own."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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I would like to know why... -Obama campaigned for a radical, communist educated man in Kenya while he was a US Senator -When asked about religion in college Obama replied Muslim -Obama took money that Rezko received from Saddam Hussein -Why Obama recited "Allah is suppreme(4) I witness that there is no god but Allah(2) I witness that Muhammad is his prophet... -Obama was friends with someone who bombed the capitol and calls him respectable -Obama defends Wright after he said God Damn America.
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I would like to know why... -Obama campaigned for a radical, communist educated man in Kenya while he was a US Senator -When asked about religion in college Obama replied Muslim -Obama took money that Rezko received from Saddam Hussein -Why Obama recited "Allah is suppreme(4) I witness that there is no god but Allah(2) I witness that Muhammad is his prophet... -Obama was friends with someone who bombed the capitol and calls him respectable -Obama defends Wright after he said God Damn America.
WorldWideNewsToday 3 years ago
I will be single and drink whiskey
flatsignedbooks 3 years ago 2
All I can say is that McCain must be good at eating pussy. You guys better think about that.
sadieaugust 3 years ago
Can't I just marry beer, instead of an heiress?
spacecase7000 3 years ago
lol
bozzelbagger 3 years ago
the bonus clip had me laughing for like 6 minutes
Ruskiedann 3 years ago
hey, beer is a recession proof salary! He made a good choice.
therealcaptobvious 3 years ago 2
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I would like to know why... -Obama campaigned for a radical, communist educated man in Kenya while he was a US Senator -When asked about religion in college Obama replied Muslim -Obama took money that Rezko received from Saddam Hussein -Why Obama recited "Allah is suppreme(4) I witness that there is no god but Allah(2) I witness that Muhammad is his prophet... -Obama was friends with someone who bombed the capitol and calls him respectable -Obama defends Wright after he said God Damn America.
WorldWideNewsToday 3 years ago
We all have a past we all change our minds about things over time. 2nd I don't believe your claims. You must have got them from the traitors of the USA Orielly, Hannity or Limbaugh or Fox news. McCain is stupid and has bad judgment. He was shot down because of breaking orders. He spilled all he knew about the USA troops when captured. He is NOT a hero, he's a victim with Stockholm syndrome. Hero's were those that got the hot head out of prision. Court Marshall is what he should have received.
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Furthermore the real reason you won't vote for Obama is because you are a racist and can't admit it. Most People of this country are and can't admit it, they will just get angry when told how they are acting. Get over your fears of Obama they are unfounded and you should be terrified of Grampy and Vampy with no experience, they will kill what's left of the USA. Be Afraid of them BE VERY AFRAID. Palin is a Pentecostal Christian and wishes to bring about the end of the world to see god. Fear Her.
1BIGBIT 3 years ago
So if you are white and like McCain you are racist?
If you are black and like Obama you are racist?
Stop the crap; I dont like Obama cause of his past
WorldWideNewsToday 3 years ago
What if, like me you know OBama AND McCain are total bank-owned Socialist scum? Am I a people-hater?
zorbacci 3 years ago
hahaha, good one! WorldWideNewsToday, although I thought your post was very funny, I think you shouldn't post it anymore because some people might actually believe your lies and start spreading false rumors. Thanks.
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No it isnt false information...Look at Passports, voting records, Speech locations...Stop being brainwashed and do the truth
WorldWideNewsToday 3 years ago
Hypocrisy is lol. Thanks for the laughs!
TheTurtleRevolution 3 years ago 4
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WorldWideNewsToday 3 years ago
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smokeydonkey 3 years ago
more like rofloling ;)
Sc0ttPrian 3 years ago
"He pointed at his wife with his thumb, rubbed his thumb and forefinger together to make the universal symbol for money and winked lasciviously."
lol!
debakel24 3 years ago 3
Whoa whoa whoa...
I have to woo my own? What kinda crap is that? I should be given a beer heiress! I want my reparations for slavery!!!
SKiTzShow 3 years ago 4
lol
cfG21 3 years ago
i love the list they put up. night of love woooo.
Peacekeeper76 3 years ago
"Our new model Haley, is a singing, dancing, snowboarding, half-Japanese, half-Indian girl. Now finding her in reality would be impossible." lol
ParmaLorraine 3 years ago
oops replied to wrong onion video.
ParmaLorraine 3 years ago
haha Avoid talking about your current wife.
darkfirelights 3 years ago
McCain said in that tux, "Yeah bitch, I found me a sugar mama! Now go find your own."
I'm trying, I'm trying...
DaLizard2137 3 years ago
Tips for picking up a beer heiress - "Avoid speaking about your current wife." Awesome.
BushSucksDaily 3 years ago
LMAO!
twilight2272 3 years ago
viva obama
3rdKingPleasureville 3 years ago
hahahahaha.. hilarious! great job, this is one of the funniest political parodies i've seen in a while. five stars! :D
NorrisChuckling 3 years ago 2
omg why didnt i think of that its so simple
baka6660 3 years ago
Loved those last 5 seconds..how did she keep a straight face??
nyroneuk 3 years ago
What did she say after "universal symbol for money?"
lin2k4 3 years ago
"and winked lasciviously"
that's my best guess.
hekesuede 3 years ago 4
and winked lasciviously. lascivious=lewd and lustful
pythag123 3 years ago
This is such a great plan! We all decided to marry a beer heiress! Now we also have free beer too.
TheBigDumbCrowd 3 years ago
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I would like to know why... -Obama campaigned for a radical, communist educated man in Kenya while he was a US Senator -When asked about religion in college Obama replied Muslim -Obama took money that Rezko received from Saddam Hussein -Why Obama recited "Allah is suppreme(4) I witness that there is no god but Allah(2) I witness that Muhammad is his prophet... -Obama was friends with someone who bombed the capitol and calls him respectable -Obama defends Wright after he said God Damn America.
WorldWideNewsToday 3 years ago
lol.
HotPiratesWench 3 years ago
mccains a cunt
jeraldr1111 3 years ago 8
Doesn't anyone realize this is a joke?
Patoyl 3 years ago 2
it's just as dumb as his real economic plan
smog282 3 years ago
nothing is that dumb.
ThumbWarDestroyer 3 years ago
At least he has one.
E3Proscia 3 years ago
Teehee
AliceWithFriends 3 years ago
McCain dumped his first wife when he came back from the war..she was disfigured in a car accident while he was gone and didn't look the same..he met Cindy while still married and left his wife for the millionaire.
Leftyduke 3 years ago 3
if what u say is true thats effin insane!
SocaTrain 3 years ago
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check it out, its the truth
acuradan623 3 years ago
lol "Avoid speaking about your current wife."
gccwang24 3 years ago
What about a Malt Liquor heiress?
I know the Mickeys daughter. She lives in a crackhouse down the street. I am headed over there right now.
rodneykingstrikesbck 3 years ago
The Onion.
Trying HARD not to give a damn about elections.
wzxd8rm 3 years ago
this man is a piece of DUKIE dangling from a monkeys freashly fucked asshole
durtyreddz 3 years ago
I love how horrible our democracy is. In the long run, you need to be rich in order to win. I'm bringing this up because the witty reference may be my favorite line.
"Marrying a beer heiress can even finance a presidential campaign!"
WizzyBoy520 3 years ago 2
I love the McCain pic at :30.
Umprella 3 years ago
Take it from McCain: dump your loser spouse and bag yourself a rich one!
(yes, I know sarcasm doesn't translate well in print...)
Truthiness231 3 years ago 4
omg McCain is a idiot....
pachayking 3 years ago 5
pstt... The Onion videos are all fake..
SJGster 3 years ago
NOOO Really when did you figure that out
opyte 3 years ago
When I read Our Dumb Century so many years ago.. YouTube doesn't show it, but I was replying to someone else.
SJGster 3 years ago
The Republican party has announced before Sarah Palin does another Interview she will need more lipstick.
WashMitt 3 years ago 3
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tetrixcorechico 3 years ago
I like the part when they make fun of McCain.
saper321 3 years ago 3
The Onion is awesome how they make fun of everyone equally in an unbiased manner.
froman182 3 years ago 6
The Government has just announced they will start printing a $1000 dollar bill. ( Easier to withdraw your money without a wheelbarrel)
jfcrow1 3 years ago
LoL, why print more money.
Just make debit card......
FranksGeckoVideos 3 years ago
What a cute video. This is for real:
"What they'll say is, 'it'l cost too much money'...but, you know what? It would cost ab-, it would cost about the same as what we would spend, i-, over the course of 10 years...would cost what it's cost us...i-, it, ahuh... All right, okay. We're going to...it would cost us about the same it would cost...for about. Hold on one second, I can't hear myself, but I'm glad you're fired up, folks."
McCain may be no great shakes, but God save us from Obie.
stew4lunch 3 years ago
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"McCain may be no great shakes, but God save us from Obie."
so very true.
Hljott 3 years ago
the "web exclusives" need to go, they distract from the earlier clips. Still love the vids though, keep them up!
ahunter316 3 years ago
that is awesome. good plan lol!
EuralNodnarb 3 years ago
I love how they make fun of everyone and don't ever just slam one political party lol.
SWATKAT22 3 years ago 3
McCain's economic plans scare me.
shadowenglish 3 years ago
the opening animation is epic
charvel67 3 years ago 4
22000 in just 2 days.....lol
abdullah000adel 3 years ago
"Lets spend 700 billion dollars of taxpayers money on wallstreet to save crumbling corporations, and claim that the government totally doesn't ally itself with major corporations and also claim that the government isn't ruled by those corporations themselves..."
Geeze sometimes our government takes strange actions that frighten me. I don't want to be ruled by corporations!
TaffyAlpha 3 years ago