Phesys the Kitten

[SlidingTomato]

YOU WERE TOTALLY WATCHING A CHRISTMAS STORY!!!! I HEARD IT!!!! Its the part after Ralphie totally pwns that ugly red head bully

Me and my family were watching it a little while ago :)

[TwoLeggedMutton]

cats are the shit poop

[cathieprickles]

you're the shit poop dangle girl

[cathieprickles]

duh dangliest, naw mean?

[Wizjkahna]

You appear so wholesome...and then four letter words tumble out of your mouth like clowns from a Volkswagon. I think you may have been a truck driver in a former life.

[mrblisterfist]

Kathleen is quite possibly the cutest human being on Earth.

yep....I'm almost sure this is true.

[cathieprickles]

isn't she though? she's my shmookiddy dooks

[CallMeNiner]

I've always liked Jasmine Saphire. It was the name of an exotic dancer I once knew in Arbutus.

[cathieprickles]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

[ImaPeezaGUM]

Oh! Story! Today at OM the other teams was looking up greek baby names and I recommended Phesys! You know what happened? They laughed and said it sounded like feces!

[cathieprickles]

A. I love that you do OM. I used to do that in the 8th grade and it was super fun.

B. that's awesome that you took this story into your life ... i'll try to be a better influence

[cathieprickles]

also ... I feel I should tell you that it's not a real greek name ... i made it up!

[ImaPeezaGUM]

I think you're a GREAT influence. I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up!!!

cheeio!!

[cathieprickles]

oh LORD girl, stop inflating my big stupid ego. <3

[CraigDev93]

Maybe you should just go all out and call it 'poopy'.

;)

[trapezebird]

my cat's name is Atilla Puppy Ironcakes. it was a collaborative effort.

[cathieprickles]

eric and i love this.

[UnityPhreak]

Whenever I'm trying to come up with anything creative, I usually go with whatever I can't say without laughing... so Feces it is!

[chevkoch]

boxcrapper doom of rodents shedontcare hedontcare scratchgood doom of birds furballhawker claws#1 claws#2 sofakiller bitescables doom of fish rubsassoncarpet nevahome

[cathieprickles]

are you a dog person? :)

i like shedontcare and hedontcare.

[chevkoch]

Me likes dogs alright, but no, no owner (they want you to be drill instructor; not my kind of personality). I just thought of cats of friends, cat stories I've been told, to spew out a few name suggestions. Let us know what you decided when you're done namepondering.

[nightworm]

clementine and emilio

susan and jeff

ruthie and derek

gertrude(gertie) and barney

boner and rascal

ding-dong and bong-a-long

[cathieprickles]

NICE! i think gertie is adorable. clementine might be cute ... clemmy or teeny for short ... i like "meeka" but eric doesn't. we first talked about naming a cat "batman," and laughed like idiots over it.

[nightworm]

those were all names i just came up with off the top of my head... some names of friends' pets that i've always liked: Batman Scratch Fury, The Destroyer of Worlds Martin Van Buren Pez Frank Seven Cobra Commander Darla Hashbrowns Lucy-saurus Rex Pickle Mao Mao Neil Diamond Maxwell Edison (majoring in medicine)

[KateReadsBooks]

i'm making you something. something retarded.

[cathieprickles]

YAY!!!! I am making paintings right now, and i'll make you one too. :)

[omnidoug]

REESE'S PHESYS PIECES

[cathieprickles]

HAHAHAHA

[schatze78]

Out of curiosity, I looked up the direct translation for "whirlwind" in Greek. Haha, Phesys is better, and easier to say than anemostrobilos. I guess you could call him/her strobe for short?

[omnidoug]

Hahaha! Now it's a challenge. Anemostrobilos has to be on the short list.

[wolfgirleatsbaby]

my friend named her cat kinky, maybe you could name yours kinky phesys

...im craving a pickle from jimmy johns now

[cathieprickles]

kinky phesys is a new low. i love it

[arodismynickname]

love the movie in the background.... you'll shoot your eye out kid

[psychodelicateh]

i call my cat.. nico, nikki, nini, snickers, snickerbutt, boobie, lovebutt, lovebean... the list goes on and on.

i say give them french names. OH and i heard animals respond well to 2 syllable names. every animal i've ever owned had 2 syllable names.

[cathieprickles]

i think nico is really cute for a cat. right now i just call them "babies," "little boy" and "little girl" in a high pitched voice. eric suggested elmer for the boy, which is cute, although it reminds me of elmer's glue.

[psychodelicateh]

what about florence and phillip?

[theangrynerd]

I thought this was going to be a video of kittens eating fish that are assholes!!

[cathieprickles]

we'll have to train them for that. did you know we went to the bait shop to get live worms for the eel? we keep them in the REFRIGERATOR.

[ImaPeezaGUM]

hahaha! when you laugh, i laugh harder.

[cathieprickles]

that's how i felt when kathleen was laughing. she's so funny, because she CRIES when she laughs

[schatze78]

It can't be worse than Boopy, Schmoo, Schmupple, Sir Boopington, or Schmupleupagus--all names I call my cat. Everyone thinks I call him booby.

They're so cute! *^_^*

[cathieprickles]

booby is a great pet name. pet pet name. know what i mean?

[dipsetmuthafucka]

SCREAMS! haha...oh man, so amazing.

[cathieprickles]

<3 !!!

[stephenashley74]

depending on their gender you should name them either: Crocket and Tubbs or Kathleen and Hannah

[stephenashley74]

you should warn people how cute the first 10 seconds are. my eyeballs exploded....

[cathieprickles]

doesn't the little "mew" just kill you? he's the boy, and my favorite. don't tell the girl.

[shannograms]

Shanno: I think That's the best name ever.

Kate: I don't know any good Greek names, but here are a few from Ewok mythology. Chukha Trok, Weechee, Moose, and Teek.

[cathieprickles]

HAHAHA. Chukha Trok. I'd have to say it in a SEVERE german accent. Weechee is cute!

[missduni]

I also love your furtive (woo!) glance at the camera.

[cathieprickles]

keepin that vocab fresh. i just looked up furtive and i like it! keep em coming

[pete275]

maybe it's pronounced phie(like "pie")-sis. like 'pisces', with a 'ph' sound.

Poop The Cat would work, except you seem to be unable to stop laughing every time you hear the word.

[cathieprickles]

"Poop The Cat" is a great band name

[pete275]

but would the fans be able to hear the music over the noise of the uncontrollable giggling upon hearing the band's name?

[nawffoh]

Reminds me of when I named my puppy Yorin.

[cathieprickles]

HAHA. My first impression was, hey, that's cute.

[missduni]

mannnn i wish my coworkers were this fun.

[cathieprickles]

you'd love her. she throws pottery!

[notcalebkruzel]

I like the name "cookie monster" .... or "baby apple"

[cathieprickles]

i think "cookie" by itself is kinda cute.

[frumpyframpton]

How about "Scatological" and you could call it "Scat" or "Scat Cat" etc... And the other one "Fecal" and "Feeky" for short. Or "Dungaroo" and "Dung" for short. Either way, I think you're on the right track.

[cathieprickles]

feeky ... HAHAHA

[bearchay889]

The one looking at the cam de niro and the other witness protection because it doesn't want it's face shown.You can't name one anyworse than i did years ago.I had one named hitler because she looked like hitler though we didn't know she was a she at first i don't think we could have left the name if it had been a boy.

[cathieprickles]

hitler is pretty bad. my stepmom just named her cat "booger," because it has a little black dot under its nose.

[bearchay889]

If i can remember to i'll find a pic of her she was a weird looking cat i've had many with other odd names too though like pepe lopez.

[nbwulf]

Phesys works... run with it!

[pete275]

but be careful not to slip on it

[ToxicPopsicle]

Name one "High Arbiter Galactus" and the other one @. And called it Attie. It'd be like Prince, having a symbol for a name.

[cathieprickles]

Man, you need to talk to Eric ... he's all about the knightly names like Vincentreaux and Excelcior. I think (hope) he's mostly joking.

[eshninerforest]

jimmy johns. yum!

[cathieprickles]

yes! eat it.