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  • id wrather get searched then gettin blown up by someone or flight getting stopped because someone had a gun.

  • @QSwhiteboy and that's just what they want you to think....

    they are using fear to take away your rights and you fell for it.

  • @v908 No one is going to blow themselves up in line in front of you. Idiot. Stop giving your Rights away because you fear an Attack.

  • Fucking TSA. I'm an anarchist, I do NOT want to get felt up by creepy g-men.

  • press 4 party time

  • Grow up. You get more radiation during the flight than from the scanner. And, with terrorists (or wanna be terrorists) stapping explosives into their underwear, how do you expect the TSA to keep people safe on flights without an occassional pat down (I would hardly consider it a ball massage). Relax, get through security, and enjoy your trip.

  • @v908 Actually, that is misinformation. The backscatter tech can see bones therefore its on par with a medical x-ray. Now who is a liar?

  • @Philip02K, Seriously? That's like saying morphine and aspirin both ease pain so they must work on the body the same way. Backscatter scanners are quite different from medical x-rays which are different from CAT scans. They all may let you see "under the skin" to some extent, but each works differently and exposes you to vastly different amounts and types of radiation. Do just a little research and you'll see what I stated is accurate.

  • @v908 And if your a fequent flier with buisness?

  • @v908 And if your a fequent flier with buisness? Also, radiation effects are cumuliative.

  • @Philip02K, I am a frequent flier for business and I worry more about some jackass blowing himself up in line BEFORE security, or packing explosives in his underwear on the plane than I do about radiation while flying, let alone radiation from the scanners. Honestly, I don't worry about either much, but do feel the hassle and scrutiny of security before a flight deters people from doing something stupid. Small price to pay to get home in one piece.

  • @v908 Actually, that is misinformation. The backscatter tech can see bones therefore its on par with a medical x-ray. Now who is a liar? Thomas Jefferson said it best, people willing to give up some liberty in the name of security don't deserve either.

  • @Philip02K And don't trot out that tired Thomas Jefferson paraphrase... Flying, or getting through pre-flight checks, is not a liberty or right. Simple fact is that living in a civilized society we agree to abide by some rules: we don't drive the wrong way on the freeway, we don't rape other people just because we want to, and we agree to security checks before flying. Nobody is forcing you to fly. If you don't like it, drive or take a boat!

  • @v908 911 was an inside job. I was down at ground zero....I worked at that scene saving lives.

  • Here's the deal, don't fly. Yes its a hassel to drive or take a train, but every time you fly and "agree" to this illegal act, the more you secure it. Kids are being brainwashed to think that this is ok, and then what? Yes, it now takes me two days to drive to LA instead of 4 hours but I still have my dignity and my freedom. NOTHING is so important that we HAVE to give that up. The government is counting on your lackadasical attitude to slowly strip you of anything that makes you human.

  • I totally lost it when you showed the "ladies" shirt :D

  • Lol love the shirt for the girls mate

  • I will go through the scanners as soon as Obama and his daughters go through them. The same goes for the molestation that the TSA calls a "pat down".

  • @intrepidorator Yeah I agree 100 and 10% one this one. Why should it be one rule for one and for everyone else its a differnt rule? Would love to see how Obama thinks of these pat downs when its his kids that are subjected to the T.S.A gropeing everyone else has to go through

  • @intrepidorator If you fly in a private plane you don't go through the TSA screening

  • Hehe....weiner xD

  • those shirts are a rip off from political humorist DMAN71215 at zazzle dot com. look him up on zazzle

  • Do they let gay people have the 'hand job' shift ?

  • rofl at the shirts, especially the third one!!

  • why are be crying i mean guys pay hookers to grab their balls and here its free

  • @MRconner84 Yeah, you just have to buy a plane ticket.

  • @SugarFreeMentosGum ok still a plane ticket is about as much as a high class hooker unless you want one who needs the money for crack

  • @MRconner84 If it's the same price as a high class hooker, why not just go for the hooker. Christ, if your horny enough to buy a plane ticket just so you can be felt up by TSA, you have a problem.

  • 1. If its a bad neighborhood, you can hire security guards or use metal detectors

    2. See #1

    3. See #1

    4. See #1

    I agree that it would be ridiculous to X-ray or pat down at these places, I get what your saying but there have been several times security guards have saved lives at these places. I guess it comes down to this: Do we feel safe? If the answer is yes, then enough is enough.

    a year ago someone had an explosive bomb in his crotch. do you see what im getting at?

  • hahahaha weiner....

  • like this comment if it hurts to get hit in the balls and u know it.

  • idgaf im proud of my weiner 

  • hey! did u guys read about the pilot who quit bc of this? so what happened one time he was being checked by one of the security guy, you know, the feeling of the balls and stuff, and he reports being "sexually harrassed". apperently the ball inspector squezzed the pilots balls a little to hard, and as the pilot was thinking about going to work that day, he threw up on the driveway. and for those of you ladies out there, when you hit your balls wrong, it makes you really quezzy.

  • @ThePaperPress And it hurts like a bitch.

  • @HabeKeinMitleid I know! it does doesnt it?

  • they saw my wiener? shit.

  • @zunedog31 It looks like you aren't hiding a 4 inch lie any longer.

  • Weiner... lol...

  • What if I tell them I'm gay? Will they let a female grope me?

  • @wetweasel56 I hope so.

  • LOL!

  • If they touch your crotch and get near the package, tell them to "NOT TOUCH THAT!" But maybe not. I would just drive, rent a car one way if you don't have a car.

  • Did you know when you fly every time your getting about the same dose of radiation when getting an xray?

  • I wore this... And I'm Canadian.

  • traveler, you're so cute!! :D

  • You totaly went to iraq they watch southpark there all day dont they and you know what if they were fighting for me and this country would we have to pay them so damn much to do something for the place they love yeah right. Just because you change something a little does'nt mean it's working we have found no one with any item under their nut's but does that mean it's saving life NO it mean's no body with an item under their nut's has showed up no life's have been saved at all.

  • Epic girl shirt

  • bought a shirt for my flight home this xmas

  • @InfoUplink ok seriously???? my grandparents were exposed to the same x-rays you speak of. they, nor no one i've ever known, has ever has a problem with security. and yes, I've been personally searched, it was around 9-11.

    Honestly, Mr. Traveller, You're supposed to be on the good side. There is nothing wrong with what we are doing. I Would let the government feel up my nutsack if it helped protect the US from terrorists

  • @Davek1013 Typical response what do i have to hide, If you dont have something it doesnt matter. Well my freind I'll tell you why it does. Going to these length's is bullshit and honestly if terrorist's want a plane they'll take one. Looking at people's ballsack is wrong if protection require's me to be seen naked by random people and they save these images by the way but back to the point if it requre's that much the id rather not be protected.

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  • @shanjoker Going through these lengths???? go to iraq then you can talk about how making such a small sacrifice like a random security check. They aren't doing it to everyone anyway, just a random portion and those that dont want metal detectors. You get Checked, not photograph and go on with your day!

  • You take your freedom for granded shanjoker... Never forget people are dying every day for the freedom we enjoy,

    I'm not saying we should give up any of of our rights, nor should we cave to terrorists like South park was forced to

    It was uncomfortable when I was randomly picked and searched in front of everyone, but if terrorists would have had it happen 9-11 would have been stopped short. Thats why its worth it, it saves lives.

    Its not fun, but if it saves someones life thats worth it imo

  • @Davek1013

    I need to lick your pussy to taste for explosive chemical ingredients. Its not fun for anyone but its worth it because it will save lives.

    See what I did there? Youre saying we shouldnt give up our rights but at the same time youre saying that its worth it.. Make up your mind.

  • @iWearGlassesLOL yeah except you should give up the right of a pat down when you go to the airport so they know you arent going to kill peopple. thats all im saying. I Dont think a pat down is a big deal, but thats my opinion

  • @Davek1013

    They can blow up malls. Does that mean malls should have pat downs and xrays too?

    They can blow up schools. Does that mean schools should have pat downs and xrays too?

    They can blow up subways. Does that mean subways should have pat downs and xrays too?

    They can blow up churches. Patdowns and xrays?

    The list goes on.

    Where do you draw the line and say enough is enough?

  • @iWearGlassesLOL Your school doesn't have pat downs? Hmm. Maybe I should ask to see an order from the board of educations tomorrow..

  • @Davek1013 I do NOT consent to searches. The 4th amendment right of the constitution says that I do NOT have to let them pat me down.

    You might not think that a pat down is a big deal, hell you might even enjoy getting the attention but for us women it IS a big deal. With how they do it in 50 of the states it could be concidered sexual assault, it is painful, AND it's humiliating especially when it's a guy patting u! U might be ok with giving up your civil liberties but the rest of us aren't.

  • lol girl shirt was hilarious .

  • You should totallly record their reactions, Please

  • Hey Traveler,

    Are you really good friends with Dylan or are you just pals or something. How did HH get started cause you and Dylan never really meet up and do a joint vid.

  • I would just wear a hard cup and when they ask me about it, I would just say "What do you think it is ? Are you the same pervert that molested me when I was a kid or are you a different pervert ?"

    ~ Michael Javert

  • Everyone choose the rub down.

    Personally inform them to go fuck themselves, politely of course.

  • my dad is the lead engineer of Rapiscan - a company which makes all types of airport safety machine including bodysacnners and he told me that those machines are quite old actually and arent safe so after 6-7 consequent scans you could be facing radiation poisoning!

  • seriously? did they do that?

    glad i dont live in usa lollll

  • as far as radiation goes - in order to create a see-thru image of a person, some radiation particles have to pass thru your body, while others have to hit molecules in your body. Since it is possible for a particle to collide at any point in side your body, there is a chance that it will hit the cell DNA - which is a very large molecule. DNA damage is actually the main way to get cancer.

    If it hits your balls, you may have defective sperm that will result in deformed baby

  • lets hope its a hot chick

  • I want to see a video of him going thru security with that t-shirt.

  • You might not feel that way when one of "those peeps" stand up with a bomb on the plane that your on. cheers!

  • traveler, you are awesome.

  • where can i get one

  • i dont see the problem as long as their gentle lol

  • It might feel good

  • How did you get the preview image to be different from what's in the video?

  • @batfan1939 He's a partner.

  • haha, i forgot to get my belt off, so they had to check me....atleast it was a hot woman

    lol.

    Btw redbull cancelled ur advertising? Cuz i dont see a redbull can in the corner anymore

  • oh my this was really funny!!

  • Say no the the dehumanization in the airports

  • Who doesn't want their balls massaged?

  • @liljack8421 by a big hairy man i can say i fuckin dont but a sexy brunette oh hell ya

  • @liljack8421 The TSA is sexist. I don't have balls!!

  • @liljack8421 by an old guy

  • Whoa whoa whoa whoa I thought that was a complimentary ball massage are you telling me they have been checking for something each time???

  • @Nemo1181 LOL

  • the perfect word for travler...  JOKER! (you rock)

  • traveler your fucking awesome, "i can't wait to get my balls massaged" hahaha

  • HAHAHAHA the girl shit made me spit my pop out omg that was crazy

  • Fuck NWO and lizard people. :P

  • even made one for the ladies, that was awesome

  • epic!!!

  • Oh god I lol'd at the female one!

  • Lol Trav actually looks like someone who would smuggle drugs...

  • @HicdDoc No form of public transportation is a right. FYI.

  • quit flying if your gonna cry.... flying is a luxury not a right fyi

  • @HicdDoc Baaa baaaa ,mooo moooo .Onk onk onk.Baaa Baaaa.

  • @HicdDoc Hey retard it's a VIOLATION OF OUR RIGHTS! It has nothing to do with security, it's all about you submitting to the government. Guess what, next we're going to have these at banks, yep, that's right, banks, before you know it we'll have them at the grocery store.

    What do you have against our rights anyways? You a government worker or did you just go to a public school?

  • haha! "weeeee!!"

  • LMAO

  • Man the fuck up and deal with it.

  • @dannelchannel STFU

  • It's not the feeling up you need to worry about but the body cavity searches....

  • the pink T-shirt, LMAO xD, damn my azz is on the floor now :(

  • WHOOO! One more video and you'll have 200 vids! Go Travs!

  • Ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha! Travs, man, you just too bad but that's why I like your videos! You're awesome in general, too! I've GOT to get me some of those shirts!

  • Muslims are exhempted

  • lol this music gets so annoying

  • why the hell would he get charged for anything? this comment section is completely retarded.

  • No need for shirts for the ladies, everyone knows girls don't exist on the internet. :)

  • Please let me know how those t-shirts work out when you go to the airport. I really wanna know!!!

  • hahaha i hope the female one sells

  • the wikipedia page explaining how the body scanner works (technique discovered decades ago) is pretty cool. they send one spectrum of energy at you and your body tissue absorbs a little but scatters out higher frequencies, which they can image.

  • Lol the last shirt was epic. It almost makes me want to get a sex change.

  • those bitches

  • 199 videos :o

  • LAX airport woooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • no happy endings? pshhh what are our tax dollars going to? health care and education?! wtf is this country coming to

  • So where are you going? You should come up to ND. :P We could hang out or something. We could maybe make a video together since im planning on quite a few soon with my other friends. Btw there has to be a way to just go though a metal detector instead of those radiation thingys. I wouldn't want to go though them.

  • have fun with your parents!

  • Go through Burbank. Never go through LAX, unless you have to use it. Bob Hope is the bomb.

  • wow...the ladies one is great XD

  • Now America thinks that everyone is a terrorist lol...ohhh America.... :)

  • I want one of those ladies shirts! :D

  • I think the amount of radiation your exposed to getting scanned at the airport is less than eating a banana. And you are exposed to more radiation flying at high altitudes than getting scanned.

  • Best T-shirts XD

  • LMAO "The TSA grabbed my balls. Boy were they surprised." I would so wear on of those if i was a girl.

  • come on traveler.... FREE BALL MASSAGE!!!!!!

  • If terrorists played COD:MW2, they'd realize how many people they could kill that were waiting for the long ass lines at the airport. These security checkpoints are a major risk to the United States.

  • those naked body scanners dose you with loads of radiation and will give you cancer.just say you opt out of getting scanned.i would rather get felt up than get cancer.

  • haha! nice shirts! if i had money i'd buy one. have a safe trip!

  • theyre probably goona charge u for harrassement and profanity then grab ure balls if ure wearing that shirt T_T

  • Have a safe trip

  • I took a trip from memphis, to atlanta, to San Jose, Costa Rica. And at EVERY security checkpoint, I was pulled aside for "random extra screening" or some shit. Even though this was before the aggressive pat-downs, lucky ol' me got 6 pat-downs and 6 nude scans. Even though it was an international flight. I thought these guys were just suppoused to profile people so this wouldn't happen to decent guys, like me

  • omg nobody comment on this video! there is 69 comments...wait,dammit

  • Just a bit too paranoid about the radiation thing.

    But I do agree about the groin searches being too much.

  • TSA = Thousands Standing Around

  • Are you going to get to see Oscar?!? :D

  • if i ever take a flight i'll yell "i have a bomb" to see what happens lmao

  • @Yourizan They will seriously probably kick you off the plane. That is unless of course you in flight.. and even then you'll probably still get tackled by an Air Marshall.

  • @Yourizan that definitely will get u in prison or get u a major fine

  • @lilchrondog Not only that he'll get a killer beat down..

  • Any t-shirt for Canadians?

  • Those shirts are actually pretty funny.

  • if i ever have to get checked because of something stupid; imma request a female..

  • Just another reason to goto the US

  • Damn, you guys in the states are so paranoid....

  • @drftme hell yeah nigga thats how we roll.

  • make a vid of you going thru w/ shirts on!

  • ROFL!! The one on the left is awesome!

  • DUMPLING!

  • @oblivion234brown thts not how you spell write idiot

  • I would take the radiation before having another man grab my balls. The U.S is going gay.

  • Take a viagra so you have a boner, then your dick wont appear to be so small on their camera :D

  • Are you going to Puerto Rico?

  • I've heard that the radiation kills DNA and that it's more dangerous than the scientists first thought.

  • Robot Science! :D

  • If it was me i would scream rapist is touching me i need an adult i need an adult!!!!

  • Right when I thought you wouldn't make one for us ladies... <3

  • Song?

  • Take the bus.

  • @Doaness going to Europe is gonna pose some problems on a bus

  • i was gunna make a traveler traveling pun but looking down like 30 people already did :P

  • @xXDeanBeanXx xD i didn't smile until I saw the last one, perhaps your sense of humor is very over board. =P I would be more inclined to pose naked for them over getting something shoved up my ass/penor...

  • man up its so you dont die by the hands of a terrorist

  • Traveler Traveling

  • OMG Traveler thanks for the lol's everyday love your vids and balls shirt. (no homo)