Let's Make Fun Of "Self-Conscious Guy"

[randomguy199545]

4:11 there is a LOT of sexual tension between those two

[Italian4Lyfe04]

3:47 - (guy on the left): "how rude"

[Italian4Lyfe04]

7:51 "Ahh, it looks like he was raised by two lesbians" haha funny shit dude

[drybrawler]

2:02 - Yes that is what i was really a quire

[420comfortablynumb]

@2:06-like when my father shoved his dick in my ass. boy, did that feel mighty uncomfortable. but strangely good.

[musichalloffame]

2:18 maybe if the spotlight guy wouldnt follow me around i wouldnt feel self conscious.

[preciousmuysic]

....wtf

[gorance2000]

01:26 oh no there making a sequel to twilight

[Rorschach1212]

6:04 sounded like he said "everybody wants some balls, really."

[killeraustin3]

6:33 "JIZZ IN MY PANTS"

[Muscledeth2201]

3:31 the person on the side of the screen am I a chick or a dude

[myboobtoob]

0:26 Now we want to do good on jeopardy!

0:37 Why is everyone looking at me?

0:46 Get the hell out of the shot numbnuts!

[kevin92620]

Entire video: High school for the bi-curious

[connorchapman1]

0:49-lolz i iz firin ma lazor

0:57- "hi im eddie and im an alchohlic"

2:07- *black dildo appears*

3:18-"....to beat my testicles with"

3:58-"then why dont you shut the fuck up?"

5:31-"when i lost mine in my ass"

5:56-"i was self conscious about the raging boner i got when i saw jack bend over the table (at 5:41)

8:01-"oh shit my tampon is stuck"

8:23- "that my dildo is missing so if anyone, wait its in my cousin!!"

9:34-"its $100 sweetie"

[AnOTHERPRoDUCTi0N]

10:17 Guy: "Thank god its over, i need a wank."

[coolestcat8]

3:45 "Oh hey Marty are you ready to get beat up *Cough* anitiated into our gay club later??" "Oh sure that would be real swell after I finished my geometry homework and finish masterbating to some animated porn later."

[coolestcat8]

3:00 Oh shit what do i say what do i say!? *breaks out singing womenizer like a little whore*. *Sigh* Golly i hope they pick me that took almost all my pride away. What more do I have to lose?

[coolestcat8]

2:00 Wait, I hope nobody saw my erection becauase that guy across the stage really turned me on.Damn it, damn it, damn it!

[reviewman]

2:02 1950's little tip for you never use the word queer!

4:56 Anne really sucked.

7:15 is the play about the hlaf ton man?

[angelmarine1292]

1:10 I wanted to shine...like a nuclear bomb of sorts.

[Carthsting]

01:25 Oh no not this random erections again.Gonna findsomething ugly...

01:35 Well hello sweety,i am Mona.

[MadMudProductions]

4:28 - Hi, what are you wearing?

[geffrod]

9:28

And as my confidence grew, the police found me before I raped two underage girls that I had tricked into playing ping pong with me. It is ironic that the spotlight that gave me courage to talk with those girls was also my demise.

-fin

[skullrock76]

3:44" Soo then i whipped out my dick! Huh what? whatever then..."

4:19-"For the love of god please Susan and Manny have been shot i need to call an ambulance!"

-"Hang on bitch fuck, im ordering Avon."

5:10-after bieng a Flower in the attic water hose treatment made me play flawlessly!"

7:36-"are you talkin to me? ARe you talkin to me?"

[skullrock76]

0:57- "Why yes i was the first person to ever try Rogain on his ass." 1:52-"its ok if your not circumsized, nobody is perfect...... like me."

2:39- "immy youd tell me if youd cheat on me right? Especially if it was with my brother Kent?"

-"yeah dude course!"

-"Ok,,, wait that looks like cm on your face!"

-"Shit, i went down on him once, i had to give a speech in front of everone so i had to hide my head somewhere to get away! Its that damn spotliht that follows me everywhere!"

[skullrock76]

0:22 in a bomb shelter from the Soviet nuclear scare they decided who will be eaten first. 0:35 Timmy-"id eat martha first look at those calves alone." 0:47 light man "where the fuck is my dildo? Oh, there he is!"

[Aluroth120]

0.33 - And here we go with the first ever teenage AA meeting! But as you can see with this brewsky in my hand, it aint going so swell.

[electrogeek77]

"Dr. L. Ron Hubbard is a great speaker!" Win, win, and WIN.

[cgaurd52]

alienxmz & Nathen40k won already.*sigh* I give up.

[essej]

4:00 "You mean ...YOU were self conscious? you ? Plainly dressed, bleach face, no talent , frat boy from rhode island?

well slap my knee. I had no idea." "I guess that makes us bosom buddies."

[westernestates]

9:50 Well there it is. I still feel a little self-conscious at times but by concentrating on others (begins noticing her breasts) by making the whole situation jugs, shoot I mean blouse clowns, darn I mean sweater melons. Awe man..

[westernestates]

9:29 ...Cause Im getting more and more practice in turning the spotlight on the situation as a whole and in a few moments Im going to turn my spotlight on their holes if you catch my drift. wink wink.

[crativ3]

1:14 "no, not me, not mee... NOT MEEE!... Fuck"

[DenverCholoX3]

5:44 "Hey bitches(or faggots) , get the fuck away from the pool table!"

[Undergerardsbed99]

Lmao I liked what essej just said on the 9:54

[essej]

9:54 I quickly learned that wearing a massive trench coat on a date helps hide my horrible armpit stains and my bony unattractive figure.

[essej]

7;38 Masturbating in front of a mirror on a daily basis really worked wonders for my self consciousness. I No longer turn my head away in shame.

[essej]

Why do I feel like im watching

Spider Man 2? was this directed by Sam Rimi? Every1 looks like either Toby Maguire or James Franco.

[c0ry5m1th]

have nothing to say

[BSODBSODBSOD]

0:47

"KRYLL!" "USE THE UV TURRET!"

[imchasingsirens256]

9:35

"what's what she said"

[alienxmz]

at 9:50 as soon as he says "well there it is" what if a sniper just shot him in the head and the girl screams "holy shit! was that part of the movie?".

[ScreaminEagle17]

wow

[VideoGameMaster360]

2:14

*geek voice* So this one time I was going through my sisters purse and I found a wet baloon...

[reddin4343]

1:11 He said I wanted to shine. Yea I bet he does. Shines like Elton John

[alienxmz]

9:09 "no i don't want your muffins bitch."

[HistoryGeek4U]

9:34 "Why yes, I am Rock Hudson."

[grimreaperhenrik]

''ehmm... which side of the racket should we use?.. they're both grey'' 5:19

[Patmancav66]

sorry previous comment 8:46

[Patmancav66]

(8:35 ugh these invisible muffins are awful somebody please fire that invisible chef

[Patmancav66]

wow hes trying out for an eating disorder PSA 7:25

[alienxmz]

lol at 8:29 he's staring at the teacher's ass.

[alienxmz]

as soon as he goes to sit down at 6:07 the guy next to him is like "holy shit what does this nerd want?

[Patmancav66]

0:30 it gets harder and harder being a sex machine trapped in a body which makes Jerry Lewis's Nerdy roles look like don Juan

[Patmancav66]

hey what the heck is that guy with the spot light stalking him? and its kind of unsettling how the light always shines when hes getting a boner

[Patmancav66]

eeew i hope this isnt one of those obscure 50's gay pornos where they improve his confidence with Gulp "Boom chicka wow wow"

[Patmancav66]

3:10 woah i may be self conscious but at least my eyebrows arent THAT HUGE

[Patmancav66]

2:30 wow this guys sucks with women more than i do and my chat up line is "if i cant be with you then i will clone you

[Patmancav66]

1:13 and so Im going to grease my cock in order to do that XD

[Nathen40k]

1:21 (There's the escaped prisoner SHOOT HIM)

[Nathen40k]

56-1:03 (Hello my name's steve *COUGH* and i've been sober for 3 weeks *everybody claps*) Good?

[6willy79]

4.57 paino

[PEROXWHYGEN24]

0:56 "hello im stanburdman" lmao jk

[JJTecumseh87]

Hope stan burdman is jealous of my musculinity

[JJTecumseh87]

"Shit, i hope dont cut the cheese right now".

Hope  stan burdman is jealous of masculinity

[AztechCamera]

You'll have to forgive the double post, the first one sent itself. So I added a little extra.

[AztechCamera]

2:05

"that's why I felt so queer" it wasn't the fact that until I stood up I had been fondling my balls while gazing into eric my best friends eyes, nor was it the fact I have skid marks in my pants from sticking my thumb up my ass and it most certainly was not those toe cocks I sucked last night, no it was self-consciousness.

[AztechCamera]

2:05

"...Self-concious that's why I felt so queer"

It wasn't the fact that until I stood up I had been fondling balls with my thumb up my ass or the fact I have a severe gag relfex from the 27 cocks

[irbster]

1:19

Congratulations Ben Savage! You have AIDS

[fireman4000]

0:46 Light bazooka, i wonder if it can really kill or something?

[whiteboydark]

2:30

Hey....you wanna cover up my homosexuality....I mean...go out?

[alexlazaroff]

1:44

Screw Mr. Pat-On-The Back's advice, the perfect cure for Self-Consciousness is a good lay.

[westernestates]

8:49

...and for $500 a month you too can become a horrible actor at the Ben Affleck school for shitty acting.

[westernestates]

8:02 Hi, my name is Glen Stimplemeyer and Im a Yu-Gi-Oh addict.

[westernestates]

6:41 "Only this time when I audition I will sit on that casting couch and put out for the director."

[westernestates]

7:10 Here we see a young Rodney Dangerfield trying his stand-up act for the first time

What a crowd. What a crowd! Let me tell you last week I was in rough shape. I found out my cousin is gay; in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies. My cousin is dumb too he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock (rimshot and then akward silence). Thanks youve been wonderful and dont forget to ask the waitress about our drink specials.

[Headforahand]

when the light stops on you,you must show you penis to all your classmates and put a ruler up your ass but all's well and good.NOW UNDRESS PHILLIP!!!

[xenniex2]

hilarious!

[Aevlar]

2:09-2:15 "*sigh* a boner again?! you go first" "well this project is about -" "I hope you brought enough boner for the whole class this time" "no ma'am just enough for me..."

[harvestmoon4eva]

2:01 I felt so queer cause the guy next to me was giving eyes at me!

[bluslurpy]

2:14 and for some odd reason there's a spotlight in the classroom

[Spaceman445]

1:41 Uh... its not my fault i lost my virginity to an orangutan, i thought was Sheyrl Crow! Wait does that make me sound gay?

[FireEmblemDemon]

3:39 So i Became gay

[FireEmblemDemon]

1:20 I shat my pants I knew I should have wore underwear today.

[xxfrozen]

1:25 and i peed my pants

[andrewsurf]

9:20 "Wow these hash cakes are goooooooood."

[KittensFromMars]

1:53 "you sir r a noob >:-("

[MattyGearSolid]

8:04 - So this is how Al Gore got into politics (hint: the guy sounds like Al Gore)

[TheSignPainter500]

So I herd you liek mudkipz :D

[prajitram1]

You copied me -.-

[RedDaVincy]

0:51 ACHTUNG JUDEN!!!

[SethTheGoat]

00:55

Hello i have alot of STDs so much that 75% of my weight is genital warts

[SethTheGoat]

2:52 could you please lick up my orgasim ooze

[mronionsalad]

4:27 hi is this the phone sex line

[nubbz777]

1:36 holy shit, urr is that a women or a man urr

[spare44change]

2:39 wow shes hot ..and sexy like..a vagina oh yeah!!!!

[Zengx]

8:07 and slowly burning them until their eyeballs burst into flame.

[dylanzzzu]

it looks like the contest will be won be the least thumbs down everyone sucked lol

[vgcdxcfh]

it's kinda sad to think some guy making 3 or something accounts for the sole purpose of thumbing down people...

[CyborgNinja7]

Seems that way. I haven't made a joke yet, but I'm shocked at all the thumbs down. There are some shitty jokes, though.

[darkshinmoteuchi]

00:50 Holy shit! I'm a wampire! Hrrrr!!

01:08 Hm, I wonder what happens when you put your dick in the bottle and bone... What what?? Ow yes, I like you speech!It was very freash and... sexy.

1:21 And now I need you to tell something damn important. I killed my cat by dressing it like my mom and having hardcore sex with it. It though it was so happy but it was dead...

[dipaulo5]

Wha?

-Take some comedy classes and while you're at it, take an english course or two.

[towliemcd]

3:26 Ahh i just shit myself again

[4greatlulz]

1:18 DON'T TOUCH MY DANGERZONE!

[gumbum360]

8:34 YES I HAVE HAIR ON MY CHIN NOw im a MAN maybe this meens my penis will finnaly gorw more then 2inches

[gumbum360]

1:12 Maybe i should tell them about the boils on my penis. im shaw that will turn the girls on

[Hal566]

The best part of this edutainment short was at 10:22

[06clennellr]

0.52

Hi , I'm (insert name) and im an alcoholic

[duhmez]

1:40

Every one of you owes me 100 Nazi scalps. Now go out there and get me my scalps!

[GorillazGames]

3:49

So, Marley, is your "cock and ball" disease giving you any trouble today?

[skaterkidz7]

I once thought that the Holocaust was bad and concentration camps were the worst but I have been learned today that being self-conscious is the very worst thing that can happen to a person and I am happy that this movie showed us the true horros of self consciousness oohh!!!!

[oqal]

6:36 this time the prof told i am gonna upgrade to to a rock

[oqal]

5:38 man that ass with the light bazooka is back

[oqal]

2:46 oh shit the acne cream didn't work

[POOPtard69]

Stan, everything you said was hilarious i cant add anything.

[michaelcat41]

2:00 hes a queer XD

[michaelcat41]

1:46 CAnt a guy jack off in here

[prajitram1]

1:38

So uh guys... umm... well... uh... I heard you like mudkipz.

[TlGBC]

7:16

"apart from my elderly neighbour keeping me locked naked in his basement!"

[flamesofnoobs]

7:11

As he slowly braced he hands down her scarlet-red thong, she let out a subtle moan of enjoyment.

[Someone0like0me]

10:10 DUDE UR GAY

[Someone0like0me]

0:18 IM GAY

[ZuuLSpAcEmAn]

1:52 heya guys, need some help with that circle jerk?

[olih12345]

10:06 after the date i raped the girl i was with..hehe, now im no longer a self concious virgin.

[ronnawrie]

2:00 I don't think your self consciousness had anything to do with you being queer. Really should stop looking at yourself naked dude..

[helldrag0n47]

3:04 I'm not going to try out... BECAUSE I WANT TO MASTERBATE !!!! OMG!!!! I CANT TAKE IT NO MORE!

[screaming4moreramen]

1:26

umm umm umm

take 5 dozen eggs put them in a bowl

mix the fuck outa them

and uhh what do you get..

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

(he gets a boner)

[JTC545]

ripping off funny people is awful

[bratcher71]

Hey everyone, lets cheat and give me thumbs up.

[destroyallhumans12]

2:23-2:25 "And this boys and girls was how emos came about"

[destroyallhumans12]

1:05 "But enough about the cool kid, lets talk about me and my elvis hair".

[TheEditingJesus]

02:34 But im your sister, we live in the same house!

[nwolwo]

lmao 7:06 ." Sheesh calm down dont kill us now if u wanna read lines u can''

(though out the whole video)'' why am i so self Conscious why does everyone laugh at me why cant i go infront of the class why do i talk to my self so much

2:35' why is she looking at me like that o gosh i must have a booger hanging out

[8bitPikachu]

0:53 will the real slim shady please stand up

2:52 sign my thing

3:44 (is that guy zipping up his fly?)

5:20 forest gump i played pingpong so much that i even played in my sleep

6:56 alright now strip for mama

9:50 look its dick tracy

[streetking1337]

love you vids stan.

[greenfireflytime]

8:18 oh no the gay thoughts are back he is to arousing for me.

[JTC545]

4:02 well ya but not like you, you looked like a moran. who stutters and says im not gonna say anything no wonder no one likes you

[vgcdxcfh]

wth is this? the "i have no life so im going to thumb down people 4 times?

[LittleCD]

this guy has NO game what so ever

[ineedsleepingpills]

1:06 "I'm so hungry I could eat my own finger.. hmm, not bad, not bad at all."

[askAlanNow]

3:00 Excuse me excuse me. I am a homosexual... Thats all.

[megamanpda]

0:23 - that's what it sounds like, whenever he makes a joke infront of his friends

5:03 - Nuh-uh, her secret is wearing a dildo in her panties.

5:32 - Knockin' balls around.

8:43 - It's rapin' time for our li'l buddy.

[xContaminatedx]

3:51

- Say, why are you wearing a shirt made out of a picnic blanket?

- It reminds me of happier times, a time before my tragic sombrero accident.

- I see. If you need some cheering up, come on over to the boys locker room round 11, we'll have a good time.

- Alright, see ya.

[Zero86Sk]

1:18

And than it happend, as the light shined on me I wet myself, pooped myself and had and erection at the same time.

[southcoocrecords]

10:15 --And "self-conscious-guy" went on to do bigger things in life, such as Broadway, movies, and assasinating President Kennedy.

The End

[restuber]

4:20

listen mom I peed my pants again and....go away will ya.....nothing it's just that guy who's girlfriend i'm banging. ohhhhhh yea

[entrarideath]

that was my trouble. That was why i felt so queer.

[kholsinger]

1:21

ACTUAL DIALOGUE: There I was, in the spotlight. And I felt uncomfortable, and awkward, and different. And they were all watching me, and laughing. At what? At me? What was I doing wrong? Did I look funny?

And somewhere, a 300-pound vlogger wearing nothing but Hello Kitty nipple-rings is filming his latest YouTube video.

[DagothUrWelcomesYou]

I can't think of anything, standburdman steals the show.

[Upthemeds]

1:22 The black and the jews are the reason this country is awesome, aww why is nobody laughing

FYI I'm jewish