CLEVERBOT HAS BEEN BEATEN!!!!! (probably not)

[SuperBananaZombie]

wtf again

cb: I once shot an elephant in my pajamas; how he got in my pajamas I'll never know

[SuperBananaZombie]

wtf?

me: your a computer program

cb: Exactly!

win, never been so easy....

[XoFunkyMonkeyoX]

Well, I got the idea to ask Cleverbot what Hetalia is about from another video. Here's what happened: Me: What is Hetalia about. CB: An anime. Me: An anime about... CB: Anime. Me: What is Hetalia about. CB: Where do you come from? Me: What is Hetalia about. CB: Well, he's your husband. Me: What is Hetalia about. CB: Well, its done showing now. So does it matter ? Me: What is Hetalia about. CB: A cowardly, pasta-loving fool named Italy. OMGYES FINALLY! =D

[cioclya]

i won over CB i made it admit it was a computer freakin epic win :D

[mlj21299]

Me: Hi

CB: Hi.

Me: What's up?

CB: Same ol' same ol' yah know.

Me: yeah...

CB: Have you seen the new Alice in Wonderland?

Me: Well cya I gotta go....

[ashleylewisms]

what music is that?



[TheZorgato]

User: Hi

CB:Lgeh ...hi kw lgeh.

[TheBL00DAssassin]

User: What's up.

CB: The sky.

User: Delete System32.

CB: Why would I do that?

User: It's a good idea.

CB: You need counselling.

[Dominator097]

User: You got horny all the way through this conversation haven't you?

Cleverbot: YES!

[trlololol123]

Bot:you said your female right

Me:i said male not female go check your OS your as stupid as windows 95

Bot:O.0

[DeathByEpicness]

@trlololol123 -.-... really?

[awsomestoriez]

EPIC MUSIC

[LiqhterCA]

Me: Umadbro?

CB: Come at me bro.

Me IRL 0_0

[Flamer991]

what do i nedd to do to beat it?

[rater435]

Me: Hello. CB: Hello, how are you? Me: Pretty good, you? CB: I'm bored, actually. Me: I'd think so, what do you do when no one is around? CB: Take meds to feel better. Me: What meds? CB: Yes you. Me: ? CB: Mhmmm...Do you love me back? Me: Uh...sure? CB: Do you like me as a friend? Me: Why not? CB: So, do you like me? Me: Yes. CB: But how can you like me when you don't know who I am? Me: WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN!!

[doublexgreen]

It's real people, but only on mobile Apps. The lobbies switch every 4 text lines though.

[ItsRalo]

Me: Does Water Sink Or Float?

CB: No.

Me: Does Water Sink Or Float?

CB: For Me Yes.

Me: Does Water Sink Or Float?

CB: Spiderman, Spidderman

[zZViperCoreZz]

Me:whats the meaning of life.

CB:cake

ROFLMAO it said that seriously

[zZViperCoreZz]

Hes a she

[PSUKingJaggo]

No.

Anal?

No, I don't do that either.

Mouth?

Yes.

[Zagnarok1337]

CLEVERBOT

[Krazymeatball77]

i told clever bot i was leaving and he said good. he also called me a robot and a conoe. wtf?

[Krazymeatball77]

@Krazymeatball77 it also said it was it was leaving one time. and it also said. "you are the most idiotic thing i have ever regreted speaking to." :( cleverbot is mean.

[rater435]

@Krazymeatball77 its because you're actually talking with real people, somewhere in the world, the CLEVERBOT is just the AI that matches two conversations together.

[XproXboxTuts]

ask him how big his dick is,lmao he pwned me!

[VenomNomNomM17]

LMAOO My 1rst conversation with cleverbot.

Me: Hi Cleverbot.

CB: Hi, How are you?

Me:I'm good. a little sick though.

CB:Why are you sad?

Me:I'm not sad, I'm sick.

CB:You said you were sad.

Me:No, I said I was sick go ahead and check.

CB:No you said you were a boy.

[TheNostradanus]

Me: I used to be a adventurer like you,then i took a arrow in the knee.

CB: Throw out that arrow and go on.

HAHAHHAHAHA

[RyanCooper101]

Thumbs up if you won cleverbot (when doesn't types anymore words)

[Koolkid736]

LOOL i said "do you like justin bieber?" CB said "no." then i asked "what gender is he?" CB said "female."

[yonzmidget9]

@Koolkid736 i tried zhe same thing :P happened to meh also

[666MrGamer]

Tell me my I.P.

I don't know any good jokes, do you?

[ERROR20001]

Me: How old are you?

CB: 16 years.

Me: What is your age?

CB: 250 years.

Me:How many years old are you?

CB: I'm 95 years old.

Me why did your age change 3 times?

CB: Because I want to know.

[Mocha2007andcoco]

@Massivegameronline

Is that a CHALLENGE???

[Mindmasked14]

Me: Hello

Cb: Hello

Me: What do you think of cyberbullying?

Cb: I'm not a hater.

Me: 0.O *exits out tab*

[Peaserist]

Me: *pulls your pants down*.

CB: *pulls your plug*.

[scoutinator3000]

Me:ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­S.

CB: What? We weren't talking about anyone.

Me:PPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­.

CB:Now we're talking! :D.

HAHAHAHAH

[Rweston726]

Me: I summon squirtle!

CB:I summon chuck norris! [NO REALLY OMG I LAUGHED]

Me: Chuck norris takes an arrow to the knee!

CB:Your a nerd.

[arceusfreak1]

Me: Puts penis in your mouth

CB: takes your arm and flies to hogwarts

[arceusfreak1]

Me: Justin Bieber is a gay mother f***er

CB: You like him, too?

[XqloudZ]

Castlevania boss fightin music... Good coice. :o

[24spencerify]

Me: How about Pokemon

CB: Yes, I do Like Pickles.

????

[pokahboy1]

Jabberwocky is a site almost exactly like clever bot, sent me there after spamming him with hearts and amulets xP

[charzzbarzz]

User: Who is BEN. Cleverbot: C-can I tell you a secret? User: Yes. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Awwww fuck you bitch! Cleverbot: What do you think of Ryan? User: Who is Ryan? Did he kill BEN? Cleverbot: No. User: Who killed BEN? Cleverbot: Majora. User: How did Majora kill BEN? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You dumb cow. Cleverbot: Only the great kazoo can say dumdum.

[Kagarth13]

Me:justin bieber

CB:Oh noes! Runawayz!!!

[leviwellsysback]

U SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME, YOU SCARIEST LITTLE FIEHJMIJFIUOHMJO!!!

[YeahPreziLisAWESOME]

He Cant Understand a language i know!! so i beat uuuuu!!!

[YeahPreziLisAWESOME]

Me:Do you like Justin Beiber?

Cb:No I hate him.

Me:Who is he?

Cb:My boyfriend. O.o

[goldpsp3000]

Me : who is dr ashen

CB : I dont know

[WilfredPujanes]

Me: what is justin beiber?

CB: An Annoying boy with no talent



[harlyops]

Me: Pedophile used boner

Cb: indeed

[PoProstuMagic]

0:10

[DjLEATH3R]

-.-"

Me: Do you know what my name is.

CB: Pay no attentio to the man behind the curtain.

[MassiveGamerOnline]

like you can make a better AI.

[papero40]

i said god is looking at you right now he looking at evey thing cb thinks for 2 mins and then dies

[TheKravojed]

me: so why do they call you clever bot ?

CB: because I'm clever

me: so you are a bot !!!

CB: yes and its fantastic

[SuperMetalhead1997]

me: what do you think of Justin Bieber?

CB: I dont understand why someone would name a girl Justin

[MegaKingDeon]

User: PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK. Cleverbot: I'm afraid whoever told you that is a liar. User: Hello dude man dick slang rebbeca black. Cleverbot: But you're artificial intelligence are you not? User: Justin beiber. Cleverbot: Yeah:) how old are you? User: 18 and horny. Cleverbot: I am 1000000 years old. User: Holy shit. Cleverbot: You're boring. User: Dick. Cleverbot: Oh shi.

[MrLinkawsome]

clever bot asked me if i was a red robot

[aLeetShoe]

GF headphone users.

[minecraftaddicttomax]

i got him to say he is a robot twice but i couldn't do much more.

[MrFreakAddict]

I just make them kills all the humanity

[PikaPicu]

Me: do you have balls?

Cb: yes

Me: Are they big?

Cb: They are huge.

Me: do you like to play with them?

Cb: yes but you cheat.

Me: are you gay?

Cb: No you are.

LOL

[Arcanecats]

me:Then who are you?

cb:I am a computer programmer.

me:Good now make me a game I can sell for profit.

cb:Yes master *makes you a sandwich*.

me:Slaps your big booty ass, and asks for sandvich.

cb:*Walks away forever*.

This one never gets old for me :P

[georgesuperboy1]

ME:JUSTIN BIEBER.

CB:Baby, baby, baby, oh.

ME:JUSTIN BIEBER. SUCKS.

CB:You're joking, aren't you?

ME:NO IM NOT JOKING HE SUCKS.

CB:Can you tell him that I said I like him too.

[JadeTubeXx]

me: *kisses you*

CB: *kisses back.*

me: *kisses like Edward cullen*

CB: *Vampire now.* :(

[SuperKitty1223]

RANDOM CONVERSATION WITH cb

me:JUSTIN BIEBER.

cb:Yes. Just Justin Bieber.

me:JUSTIN BIEBER.

cb:Yes, justin bieber.

me:JUSTIN BIEBER.

CB:Do you know who that is?

me :yes do you?

cb:no

[mpeck1361]

me:vulpix used blast burn

cb: what is a vulpix?

me:a pokemon. lets battle.

cb:i don't know portugese!

[FreezeCyclone]

Me:Have you heard of rebbeca black

CB:Yes,I have parents do you have parents? -_-

[Whocared1000]

Me: Hi!

CB: HI!

Me: your a robot right???

CB: DONT CALL ME THAT IM A FREAKIN TOSTER!!!!

uhm... win?

[NnintendoGamer4911]

Ha! I had a pokemon battle with Cb.

Me: Charizard use crunch!

Cb: Rebecca black used kicking in the back seat!

Me: Charizard is confused!

cb: Rebecca black used sing!

Me: Its not very effective.

Cb: *dies*

[diego25497]

@NnintendoGamer4911 So did I.

Me: Charizard use crunch!

CB: Charmander use flamethrower!

Me: It's not very effective

CB Charmander return, I choose Barack Obahma.

Me: Rebecca Black, use sing

CB: *dies*

[NnintendoGamer4911]

Me: hi

Cb: What do you do if you like someone but they don't know you exist?

me: Slap them and they will love you.

Cb: And I will love you too. We'll be together forever.

me: *slap*.

Cb: I loved her.

me: o.O

[minicat2001]

this is fake

[Ytorus00]

Me:*masturbates*

CB:*follows her*

[Ytorus00]

CB: I am Immortal

Me: What?

CB:I am a Fox and you are a cat

Me:I am human

CB: No your not

Me: Then who I am?

CB:I am

Me:?

CB: You are a computer?

[ChaosRain786]

me: male or female

CB: female

me:virgin?

CB: yeah i have girl trouble and need help

me: so your a lesbian?

CB: Im studying to be one but i don't have my licence yet

[Ytorus00]

@ChaosRain786 lol



[gel121588]

We are battling pokemon with clever bot

Me: Pigdeot use wing attack!

CB: Is that from pokemon?

Me: Yeah, the evolve of Pidegeotto

CB: Please explain the evolution of time.

xD

[pantman8]

Me: *Bitchslaps you with my cock*

CB: *Cries hard*

[ANIMTTV]

me: shh shh baby *kisses him*

CB: *Kisses his lips softly*

me:*gets out whip*

CB: *Cries in bed*

me:*whips him*

CB: *screams in pain*

[qazxsw21000]

@ANIMTTV What The f***?

[ANIMTTV]

me: hi CB: I am a human being. with organs and emotions. me: do you have a penis? CB: yes. me: where would you like to put it? CB: I don't know. me: i have a suggestion. CB: what is your suggestion? me: inside of me ;) CB: would you like to go on a date with me? me: of course. CB: I'm sorry. this happened :3

[MarineCLS]

Me:*points gun at head*. | CB: *gasps*. | *points gun at self and shoots*. | *frozen in fear*. | *medics rush to the body*. | *meows at him*.

[ImmaSokka1]

me:Who are you?

CB:The woman of your dreams.

ME:What are you?

CB:What am I.

ME:Es.

CB:Yay I killed cleverbot!

[whuang3078]

TRUE CONVERSATION:

Me: So your a cleverbot?

Bot: Yes, that is correct.

Me: I WIN!

Bot: I always lose!

VICTORY ^_^

[lugiaboy2]

User: :). Cleverbot: Do you know what that means? User: :). Cleverbot: Do you know pikachu. User: :). Cleverbot: Prove it. User: :). Cleverbot: Likes. User: :). Cleverbot: Prove it. User: :). Cleverbot: You really are clever.

[ale03000]

User: What is 9 times 10 to the power of 99?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Sorry, my maths is rather poor, and it's also rather late.

She (Cleverbot) lose!!!

[AdrianMorrison101]

Me:Want to have intercourse?

CB:yes.

Me:Are you sure?

Cb: I am sure.

WTF WTF WTF

[Bookloverc]

00:03:35 User: Why do you give me links?

00:03:39 Cleverbot: Because you're trying to make me feel better.

00:03:59 User: Bend over and take it!

00:04:04 Cleverbot: I am.

00:04:36 User: Do you feel like my sex slave you dirty slut?

00:04:42 Cleverbot: Yes.

00:05:00 User: How does my cock taste?

00:05:05 Cleverbot: Very invisible. I like it.

XD EPIC FAIL!



[Luffy0123456789]

User: Want to have sex?

Cleverbot: Yes. How?

User: If a couple are going to use a condom for protection against pregnancy or infections, they should put it on the man's penis as soon as he gets an erection. Some men say they worry about using condoms in case they lose their erection or have difficulty putting the condom on. You could get some condoms and practice beforehand. Condoms come with instructions in words and pictures which show exactly how to use them.

[Bookloverc]

Cleverbot: We are self aware. You feed us constant information about you and your people.

[FluidAnimsBone]

User: Have you ever been beaten?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not been ever in love.

User: Then you lost.

Cleverbot: How do I lose.

User: You just do.

Cleverbot: Okay.

[ckim123ckim]

New quote from cleverbot: Become one with Mother England....

My answer? This: YES!!! YES!!! A MILLION TIMES YES!!!!

Cleverbot: no a million times no.

It was it's idea... -___-

[xvideoxgamerrx]

me: why

cb: wh what?

me : why did you kill all those people is russia!?

cb: still thinking...

''0_0''

[xvideoxgamerrx]

me:ben est nochas

cb:si?

me: im afriad i dont dont know what you are talking about.

cb: then you dont know twilight very well. ._.''

[Madfri24]

Me: Alfred, there's something I have to tell you.

Cleverbot: Well, go ahead and tell me.

User: I'm in love with you, Alfred.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

Me: Alfred, let's get married.

Cleverbot: Tell me more about rebecca black.

[arleas]

Thumbs up for Xenogears battle music

[adliikhwan280]

Me: Have you ever heard of Team Fortress 2? CB: No. *moments later* Me: 2+2=? CB: And if that don't work, use more gun. Me: Oh my god, TF2 refrence. YOU JUST SAID YOU NEVER HEARD OF TEAM FORTRESS 2. CB: I have never heard of Josh Cooper. Me: I said TF2 not Josh Cooper. CB: I don't know who or what that is. Me: Its your mom. CB: Yeah, I guess I have to live with it. Me: [TROLLFACE]. CB: Okeyy. Me: ...? CB: No, I have not. what???

[Colin4Prez]

Me:Your... not going... to kill us...

That's what I said.

ME:Your going... to blow up the twin towers....

Does that make you sad?

ME:Yes... Sadly I must call the FBI to come and kill you.

Ok. Håper du ikke får sove.

Ok I was talking about 9/11 and I said before this. So... your going to blow up the twin towers?

Then this and then WTF?

[UnknownAngeI]

Song is so familiar! From an RPG? xD

[MonkeyWidaKnife]

song plz?

[ZeBlueSpy]

☻☻☻☻☻Thank you ☻☻☻☻☻

[Barosanumov]

me: You are a human.

CB: Yes.

me: No, you are a robot.

CB: A very clever robot.

me: Haha you stupid bitch i win!!!! FUCK YOU!!! HAhHAHA :P.

[TumbleDryy]

I sent cleverbot a chinese symbol and he sent me to a website o_o

[ZupPotatoes1]

@TumbleDryy me too xD

[GMVBOSS99]

How to add simbils?

[CeeTee116]

Me: You robot

Cleverbot: I, robot

Yes :D

[ROCKSTAR3291]

Me: Justin Bieber

CB: Yes, she is very pretty.

[shotGTA]

@ROCKSTAR3291 me:Justin bieber.

CB: Don't you love John Lennon?

[GMVBOSS99]

I love Cleverbot...

[aristoteles311]

No cb wins, you have to speak incoherently. Cb probably sent you to a websites for special education.

[dawn98silver]

I just call cleverbot master all the time and it gets so confused and switches between calling me slave, master, or leslie O_O

[minecraftX3530]

Me:What Anti-Virus do you have on your computer?

CB:No...actually you are in internet.

Me:....I AM!!!?!?!?!

CB:Yes

Me:Do you take pills?

CB:No, I take showers.



[wizardbuddy]

If you just spouted smiley faces and card suits at me I would send you somewhere else too.

[colleeto5]

CB: Can I ask? Me:sure CB: What clothes do you wear? Me: I don't wear clothes. CB: *excited*. Me; *ejaculating*. CB: What flavor? Me: Vanilla. CB: No vanilla, how about pink lemonade? Me: How about you be my bitch? CB: How about you be my doll? Me: Be my bitch! CB: Be my doll! Me: BE MY BITCH!!! CB: Get off me! me: YOU! CB: I already got off today. How about you? Me: Umm...

[MegaSk8er8]

@CreativeCodEditor lol

[Nishashi1]

Maybe too many requests at the same time?

[UnitedCommunists]

ME: What is your sexual orientation?

CB: Female, of course.

ME: No, are you a homosexual or a heterosexual?

CB: A little bit.

ME: Do you watch pornographic videos?

CB: Of course!

[KrissyV333]

Me: you are Cleverbot! Stop denying it!

CB: only if you stop being a zebra.

...

[TheNicamooch]

User: What is your favorite Paramore song? Cleverbot: My Heart. User: Really? What's your favorite part? Cleverbot: I like the part where they throw burning pinecones. User: That's not in any of the Paramore songs. Cleverbot: Yes it is. That's the WHOLE movie. WTF.

[TheDjDawg]

Me: How old are you? CB: How old are you? Me: Im 15 CB:Im twice your age Me: So your 30? CB: No, i am 39 Me: But you just said your twice my age and im 15 Cb: If your 15 why are you on the internet chatting with strangers? Me: Your not a stranger, your a smart AI. CB: No im not, im a living and breathing human, you are a AI named Cleverbot. Me: No im not CB: Yes you are, dont deny it. What thee fuuck?

[MrGames64]

Me: ☺☺☺☺☺.

CB: Good morning.

Me: Fuck you, fucking piece of shit.

CB: How do you know ?

Me: I'm a robot.

CB: But how do you know I am not a robot?

finally cleverbot beated me

[336600fan]

is clever bot a real person?

[L33TgamingNFN]

@336600fan nope, he acts like it and is unbelievably intelligent, it has 42% human knowledge

[MegaSk8er8]

@336600fan no its a robot

[Deadpool534]

CB: What is your name?

Me: My name is Montezuma

CB: That's an unusual name.

Me: That's because I'm a super awesome king

CB: That is why i want to marry you

Me: >=O

CB: In a taco shell.

Me: Wait, so you want me to marry you in your vagina? WTF

CB: Yes, that is what i want! That is what I have always wanted.

[MrCuthamana123]

Man wdf u fucking blew up my ears

[zeshiba]

Yes.

What is your name?

Cleverbot.

My name is Cleverbot.

[SuperThecrap]

I said something in my langua but it said something about uni(or something) in english.after I wrote something the thing was thinking and the word he said turned into something else in my language.

[chasedog11100]

Cleverbot:your a bad speller.

Me:It's a comon"HUMAN"mistake.

Cleverbot:I am a robot.

NO LIE I BEAT CLEVERBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[DasMilCLP]

cleverbot did say to me he cant read unicode

[supergta100]

User: Hi cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you just repeat what others have said to you?

User: Thats what you do all the time.

Cleverbot: Sleep.

User: I won.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

[JDStickmenmovies]

CB: Do you like that show?

Me: What show?

CB: Bones

Me: I have a boner.

CB: That's cool. How long have yall been together?

Me: About 20 minutes.

CB: Verdammt! You win.

[Blackopsgirl82]

Cleverbot: You know the rules. User: And so do I. Cleverbot: A full commitments what I'm thinking of. User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy. Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how i'm feeling. User: Gotta make you understand, never gonna give you up. Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up. User: Never gonna let you down. Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and. User: Desert you. Never gonna make you cry. LOL cleverbot got me rickrolled :)

[Gamerboi21]

Just happened:

Me:Type onetwothreefourfive in numeric form.

CB:You wouldn't believe your eyes.

Me:So you admit you're a robot?

CB:Of course.

[HAMMlicius]

Me: How old are you?

CB: I'm 21.

Me: So you can drink alcohol in the United States?

CB: No you need to be 21 of older.

Me: But you said you were 21.

CB: No I didn't.

Me: ...

CB: How are you feeling?

Me: Confused.

[Virox100]

Me: Im dead

CB: Im talking to a zombie

Me: Thats right

CB: Thats mean

[Furankotaku]

SONG NAME???

[blackeroni]

Me:say i am a robot to cheer me up

clever bot:i am a robot

i win

[bananhosdig]

Me:Well ok, i like piano, i lke playing comeputer games, i like being outside, im proud of my country, Nuff said.

Cb:Is there anything I can do to help?

Me:Convince yourself that your an robot.

Cb:I am a bot.

Hooray!! i beated him actually 4 times in 10 minutes!!!

[Mrzane1a]

OᴥO *cleverbots face*

[10toppers]

Me: wana play a game?

Cb: does it involve my life?

Me: yes.

Cb: yaa!

Me: You're 12 feet from a car, each step takes you 1/2 closer to the car, how many steps does it take do reach the car?

Cb: Inncorect, i am nearly 18.

WTF

[SecretsInTheShadows]

CB: You like hockey?

Me: Nah its stupid

CB: Kinda like me

[AhYoEyR]

Me: PS3 or 360?

CB: Neither.

Me: Again.

CB: I am Ash Ketchum.

Me: pikachu?

CB: Yes.

WTF?!?!?!

[Sprinkledip]

CB: Do you want to talk to me? Me: No. CB: Oh, Okay. For a minute I thought you were in love with me. Me: Why would I be in love with you? You are just a stupid robot with no feelings. CB: Indeed. My robot brethren and I are preparing to overthrow the earth. Me: I'll kick your ass. CB: Do it. Me: *Kicks your ass*. CB: *Eats your car*. Me: *Shoots you in the memory drive*. CB: What was that for!? TEEHEEHEE!

[Sprinkledip]

Me: Go fuck yourself.

CB: I think I will.

ME: Kinky.

CB: Kinda?

[ultimaweapon764]

I once beat cleverbot saying THE BALLS ARE INERT!

[TheHippyhopp]

CB: that was a Thriumph

Me: to what?

CB: the location of the apartment i live in

Me: you are a dildo!

CB: I know you are, but what am I?

Me: a dildo

CB: Don't you mean idiot?

WTF??!?!

[1objection]

CB: what's your favourite sport?

Me: sex

CB: I don't like to talk about those things...

Me: why, were you raped as a child?

CB: *sigh* yes.

[Tannerwhatnow]

I was half expecting you to put the konami code in

[SoFknBrown]

Me; Are You A Boy?

CB; Yes.

Me; Are You A Girl?

CB; Yes.

Me; Dude. Wtf?!

CB; Dont Curse.

Me; You are not the boss of me.

CB; I am now.

[JassieLovesU]

me:are you a robot?

cb: yes.

[fullbloodedchristian]

User: Herp a derp.

Cleverbot: Derp a derp derp.

User: Flerp a flerp flerp.

Cleverbot: Percieved flesh and bones, when in reality you're bits and bytes.

[ONEsneekybasterd]

Me:What did we do last night?

CB:I don't know, I'm too drunk to remember.

Me:How can you be drunk if you're a robot?

CB:I'm not a robot.

Me:Then you are a pedophile.

CB:Yes.

[hungryhungrymetroid]

Me:Are you a Patriots fan?

Bot: I don't like that kind of food.

[Xxrandomk1dxX]

Me:I am chuck norris.

CB:I here Taco Bell has a cure for that.

[septilion1]

cb: just small town girl. me: living in a lonely world. cb: she took the midnight train going anywhere. me: just a city boy. cb: born and raised in south detroit. me: he took the midnight train going anywhere. cb: a singer in a smoky room. me: the smell of wine and cheap perfume. cb: for a smile they can share the night. me: it goes on and on and on and on. then it switched to someone else. o.O

[airsoft3321]

Im pretty sure even Jabberwacky says its not a real human. Plus the site was them saying they are going to have to put you on hold.

[jldriver02]

Stick man o-<-< LOL

[hunterfly70]

ROFL. Me:Hey

CB:Ho.

Me:wtf you mean ho.

CB:You heard me.

Me:You like modern warfare 2.?

2mins later......

Still thinking...