ThePreacher84040's QuickCapture Video - May 13, 2009, 10:47 PM

[pallevader]

This is funny no matter how many times I see it!

[pchannell]

Was jesus crucified on the day of passover, or the day before?

[keithtrutth]

Passover weekend was commonly called passover.

[Clobberbob55]

I've been weaving handbaskets.

I'm gonna make a fortune.

[floydstinkyboy]

clobber when you get rich please send $198.00 us cash only to raphmattic, to save his soul.

the preacher was supposed to send it  but he's a cheapskate and a tightwad.

[Falloutmoon]

and he'll never give a dime to you... :)

[pchannell]

Does your ass talk Roland? Balaam's does:

And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee. And the ASS said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.

Numbers 22: 29-30

[CirnoPreacher94040]

pchannell -- Why do you have "ASS" capitialised? I don't think that you know what that word really means in the context of the verses you quoted.. Sigh...

[pchannell]

What is a nephilim? Are you a nephilim? Was your father a demon?

[pchannell]

The bible talks about the birth of jesus and the bible talks about the ministry of jesus 30 years latter, but it says nothing about what happened in between. What did jesus do for all those years? When he was a teenager, was he a drunkard and a gambler like you? I bet jesus got a lot of pussy in high school with all the magic tricks he could do.

[CirnoPreacher94040]

pchannell -- High school as it exists today did not exist 2000 years ago, sir. You are a lunatic! Psychotic! Bizarre! Even worse than Pastor Roland Perez!

[floydstinkyboy]

he went to study with the buddha, and buddha taught him everything he knew. no shit!

[pchannell]

I think god killed himself the day you were born.

[CirnoPreacher94040]

pchannell -- Your god is insane for killing himself! That is nothing like my GOD!

[lucidatheist]

I'm going to hell, who's coming with me?

[CirnoPreacher94040]

lucidatheist -- Many people are coming with you to Hell, e.g. Blasphemers, mockers, Pastor Roland Perez, et cetera

[lucidatheist]

Don't forget to add yourself to that list.

[CirnoPreacher94040]

lucidatheist -- What, do you think I will be tormented in Hell if I find the true God and manage to be saved?

[CirnoPreacher94040]

Hello BAKA Preacher -- YOU ARE CRAZY, INSANE, ABNORMAL like me! But unlike me, you are a LUNATIC! IDIOT! Psychotic, incredibly estupid, retarded, pathetic, as I will point out in one of my future videos!

I BELIEVE IN GOD! But not your God, Señor Rolando Perez...

From Karisa (Aerisselicious) and Ami (Cirno Preacher)

[corvardus]

I must admit that the Preacher does bring atheists together in a glorious community bound by a single honourable purpose. That of to mock and blaspheme God.

We have Roland to thank for this boon.

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Some things never change.

[thesecondlenin]

Atheists have no substantial difference in life expectancy to christians - the concept of atheists being more likely to die than christians is illogical.

[SOMALlPIRATE]

Loooolll a christian preacher telling to atheists your beliefs will not change the reality that is so funny.

[SOMALlPIRATE]

You have the voice of the Almighty Lord Satan.

[bads06]

I wonder:

Tony41219 = ThePreacher84040 = Nutjobs?

[Raphmattic]

I will never stop blaspheming the holy spirit

[CirnoPreacher94040]

Raphmattic -- If you continue blaspheming the Holy Spirit then you WILL go to Hell if it exists! If there is even a 0.01 percent chance of an infinite Hell existing, then you should still be very careful about that! 0.01 percent may be just a tiny probability, but anything greater than zero, muliplied by infinity, will result in infinity! Think about that!

[floydstinkyboy]

thank you doktor wankenstein

[Raphmattic]

Im still alive. As he is giving me chances after chances

[Chibling]

Jesus had wet dreams and morning wood.

[Raphmattic]

that he did lol....he also masturbated

[pchannell]

jesus had hairy palms

[BZ987654]

Preacher, I'm still alive. I'm upset you didn't mention me. I have been busy teaching evolution just to mock your god.

[lupocephalic]

Prove it.

Show the evidence that god created the multiverse.

That, or shut the fuck up.

[Grayfox55]

Behold, Judgment Day is here. Show me your tits and I will judge 'em.

-Jesus Christ

[corvardus]

A dog barks because he is a dog. We do sin because we are sinners.

GOD MADE US SINNERS

God is, therefore, EVIL for making us sinners. The bible is very clear that God is a cunt and deserves no worship from us.

[corvardus]

He keeps saying that he's surprised that we are all alive. This surprise is every time he does a video. I am surprised he doesn't become less suprised at our obstinate life!

[VenonnFangX]

Hey, you didn't mention me! Aren't I going to hell too?

[CoolAtheist]

we are psychotic huh? Oh the irony

[pchannell]

How do you know the bible is the word of god? Maybe Satan pretended to be god and inspired the bible. How else do you explain all the evil shit in the bible?

[pchannell]

You've made 375 videos saying the same thing, and you call us stubborn!? LOL!!

[pchannell]

You have plenty of passion Roland, but you lack originality. Have you ever considered delivering your message through interpretive dance?

[lupocephalic]

Hahahahahaaaa.

[pchannell]

In the sight of leprechauns, you are a fool Roland. You say you don't believe because there is no evidence; YOU ARE INSANE! You will be tortured for eternity for not believing in leprechauns Roland! You have no alibi! The fool has said in his heart "there are no leprechauns". You are a fool Roland.

[corvardus]

Burnt alive in hell? I thought you had to die first!

[corvardus]

I have not been burning in Hell, Roland. I have been in heaven and God commanded me to mock and blaspheme him because he told me he is entertained by your antics Roland. So, know, Roland that my mocking and blaspheming of God is due to divine command!

And its all down to you Roland! You do know that, don't you?

[windham666]

preacher i promise to repent, but not until i see a demon fly out my ass!

[windham666]

well hello nice to meet you are you a real preacher or an escaped mental patient from the loony bin???