Brick-Top compilation

[wurble]

"I'll cut your jacobs off". Only just realised... jacobs = jacobs crackers = crackers = knackers = testicles lol

[Cruisey1234]

Who the facks talkin'a you boy?

[Tw4tz0r]

"Sugar?"

"No thanks Tur'ish, im sweet enough"

[bitcheslovetugboats]

goody gumdrops

[VastHobbes]

Brick Top has to be in my top 5 favorite movie characters of all time. Fucking prats!

[GhostAsassin103]

"fuck me your lady friend got a voice" lmao

[twmmay]

ILL CUT YOUR FACKIN JACOBS OFF

[Str8211]

"I don't care if he's Mohammed I'm hard bruce lee" lol best line

[MovieHound17]

cool lil tid bit...in lock stock and 2 smoking barrels, brick top is the one narrating it!

[dylandior123]

Titbit.

[JoeFishDen]

You Faking PRAT

[metmad100]

Posonified in this case by a horrible cunt... Me

[jezzpopp]

good stuff

[SuperSterns]

he is like my old vicar alan ford no joke hahaha

[so1fia3]

who is this actor ?? he is by far one of the best actors I have ever seen !!!!!

[jack93993]

@so1fia3 alan ford

[LavaLampBlob]

No thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough!

[tashhurlow]

now you dont wanna go sieveing through pigshit nah do ya

[tashhurlow]

hes the spitting image and personality as my grandad, They talk the same and have the same mouth and the same glasses

[nelsonlauren]

@tashhurlow You sure it ain't him? lol

[StaticTremor]

Who the fuck's talking to you, boy?

[Superhands89]

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

[ihxq]

So no, I don't have my fight do I? You fucking prat!

[AdamCW2k5]

" ill cut your fucking jaccobs off "

[HFLanciaStratos]

Nothing beats good old fashioned British cynicism... in this case, personified by a 'orrible cunt, Brick Top.

[ronanizzy]

I'm back here again!!!



[adisa091]

"cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for ya mum to discover, now is it?" hahahaha

[Goon2006]

"GIMME THAT FUCKING SHOOTER!!"

[zuss10]

1:29 best part avaaaaaaaaaaaar!

[TitanJoshy]

'You are on thin fucking ice you pedigree chum'

[HammerLex77]

@TitanJoshy It's "my Pedigree Chums"

[TitanJoshy]

@HammerLex77 I stand corrected you cunt.

[RhaegarTargaryen1884]

@TitanJoshy haha cool

[gulo22gulo]

Oh fuck me, youre lady friend has a voice!

[EpiiczRealmzz]

Brick Top - Go and put the kettle on... Turkish - You take sugar? Brick Top - No thank you Turkish... Im sweet enough xD

[gilmanuel]

What an 'orrible cunt, indeed.



[TheCheweeRevolutions]

he seems like hes doing a permanent david bowie impression

[KiloByte69]

8 people don't want anyone to know the real reason why they keep a pig farm.

[PsychoProductions369]

IN the Quiet words of the virgin mary.....come again

[IshyD2K9Blad]

press 4 and 9 for some funny shit

[denyingdestruction]

you fucking prat

[MrJuliusrapper]

guy:you want some sugar in you tea? brick:no thank you, i'm sweat enough

[albericosa]

@MrJuliusrapper

sweet

[HamerD]

@TigerGameing how the hell did I get that wrong, must have been half asleep lol

[billybowsaw]

i only logged on to see the best quote of this film from brick top and it's missing you (clown),so this is why i gave it thumbs down.Best quote is "your not a dog are you harry" "no brick top" "Well take your tongue out of my arsehole then"

[HamerD]

I DON'T CARE IF HE'S MUHAMMAD>.....I'm HARD....ALI

[ty3165]

the best british film ever made. total brilliance from start to finish 

[SpartanXTV]

you ruined it with the last bit.

[Cerberusballs]

This is going to make me look and sound like a total jerkoff, but will someone please explain to me the line, "In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?"

[kinghaul95]

@Cerberusballs Well the virgin mary is aparently, as her name states, a virgin. But if your not religious you can see the problem with that considering she had a child so something must have happened that no one knew about. hence 'in the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again'

[fuckthis81]

i'll cut your farking jacobs off!!!!

[dageezerboi]

8 piss heads didnt get their curry

[sgtraytango]

"You can keep the fat wanker, the lads can't lift him"

[MeXX1808]

wie heißtn der film, aus dem der ausschnitt ist? thx

[TNSL1111]

Snatch 

[kyle20017]

8 People weren't Mohammed I'm Ard Bruce Lee

[lukesta12]

christ bricktop is scary

[00StangGT00]

"no, i lose all bets at the bookies you can't change fighters at the last minute so no i don't have my fight do i? you fucking prat" LOL

[Kivlov84]

Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

*slurp*

[erdem666]

Listen, you fuckin' fringe. If I throw a dog a bone, I don' t wanna know if it tastes good or not. YOU STOP ME AGAIN WHILST I' M WALKING, AND I' LL CUT YOUR FUCKING JACOBS OFF!

Brick Top is the best villain character ever! A TOTAL COCKNEY THUG!

[Madhatter24463]

Guy Ritchie makes some epic flicks.

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Snatch. RocknRolla. Sherlock Holmes

Keep it coming.

[pelvaanali]

8 people were fed to pigs

[okukok]

who the fuck disliked this!?

[scottiedoesntknow1]

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, Come Again? HAHAHAHAHHAHAH GENIUS!

[kale11111]

8 people are FUCKIN PRATS

[pennthebaker]

British films are balls achingly funny, gritty, dark and i think the best in the world! Hollywood aint got nuthin!

[melnickovnick]

What accent does he have?

[melnickovnick]

@pennthebaker What exactly English one????

[FightForTheInnocent]

@melnickovnick cockney

[LOMAZ5150]

the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a pisshead

[georgecostanza18]

8 people are TYRONE fans

[wendysanson]

lol cockney thug



[FutureWarhead]

he makes Ray Winston look like Dora the explorer

[bittercottoncandy]

@FutureWarhead hahaha

[saintanik89]

and i hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs hahaha epic!

[BuzzinFr0g]

"I'll cut you're fucking jacobs off." I've been using that line ever since I saw this movie.

[Nicklacruz]

Me.....

[cannonsfade]

if i throw a dog a bone i dont wnna know if it taste good or not...YOU STOP ME AGAIN WHILE IM WALKING AND ILL CUT YOUR FUCKING JACOBS OFF! Haahahaha if i hear a guy say that to someone id be pissing

[TheElite3740]

I don't care if he's muhammed I'm hard bruce lee......No i don't have my fight you fucking prat

[atavismdream]

Tap 9 for cunts!!!

[spetznazalexei]

I'm sweet enough.

lol. Classic

[willingslave123]

One of the legendary villains! He's a 'orrible cunt, but he's got such charisma and charm! :D :D

[Owneador1337]

Cool final spoiler, bro.

[91thomasg]

8 People were irish gypseys lol

[TerrorToBehold]

Goody gum drops.

[mrKoncpom]

I is just such a shame that Guy made this one before Rock'n'Rolla with Tom Wilkinson. I always watched Lenny Cole through the prism of Bricktop. And that spoiled the fun If You haven't seen Snatch AND R'nR altogether WATCH R'nR first. Leave the best bits for lunch, not for breakfast!

[rugbyballs25]

Your on thin fuckin ice my pedigree chums classic!!!!

[Furykidxxx]

Oh fuck me, you lady friend got the voice...

[gavin20295]

I love this so much



[tinsane73]

I don't care if he's Mohammed "I'm 'ard" Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters!

[pants735]

I know a man with a pig farm, hmmm

[Adeysworld]

MASTERED? I don't care if he's Mohammed Ahmad Bruce Lee. Best line for me!

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

@Adeysworld its Mohammed "im hard" Bruce Lee

[Adeysworld]

@Pravoizavlijesvijeta That's even funnier. Thanks mate8!

[krisseeboy08]

@Adeysworld and its mustard, not mastered

[wes8424]

"It's not like he's incon-fucken-spicuous now is he?!"

[guffmuff]

you fucking fringe haaaaaahaaaaa

[thejellyandham]

"no thankyou turkish im sweet enough" lol quality.

[popjoeandco]

The look on his face when he say's "I'm sweet enough" is fucking brilliant

[The343Player]

Best. Villian. Ever.

[D3AD5PAC3L0V3R]

FACK!

[taxii2006]

oh fuck me your lady friend got a voice

[taxii2006]

oh fuck me your ladie friend got a voice

[Lazyplaye]

You fackin pratt!

[ragingcluegoo]

He still cuts his jacobs off... ha

[E4STLONDONG3N3RAL]

PULL YOUR TONGUE OUTTA MY ARSOLE GARRY..

DOGS DO THAT..

UR NOT A DOG ARE YA GARRY..?

how dya miss that part ahahha terrible

[joeyp9876]

7 peoples got theirs jacobs cut off and got fed to pigs

[Covzbear]

Who the fack is talking to you boi

[EssexMetalHead]

"Do you know what Nemesis means?

A rightious infliction of retrebution, manifested by an appropriate agent.

Personified in this case, by a 'orrible cunt...

Me."

How much more classic can you get?

[Fuhgawzzz]

@EssexMetalHead It's "audible", not " 'orrible"

[EssexMetalHead]

@Fuhgawzzz imdb.c o m/title/tt0208092/quotes

[keeperofthecheese]

@Fuhgawzzz

No it isnt. Its ' "Orrible ". Read the script.

[D3AD5PAC3L0V3R]

@keeperofthecheese personified in this case, by our honorable cunt

[UnCreditedPersona]

@Fuhgawzzz It's "by a 'orrible cunt"

[MrGangaheaD88]

@Fuhgawzzz im afraid its horrible

[oOZePirateOo]

no one can say "FACK" better than Bricktop

[B789c]

i found the lecture about pig feeding interesting, im gonna write down some notes, god knows when ya need a pig farm lol.

[bandera001]

I'll give you a shooter you cunt!!

[SillyYak13]

My absolute favourite character in Snatch and he hardly gets a mention in the credits or interviews. Brilliant

[Mueiwark]

Loooool greatest gangster ever! look at his glasses XD XD

[123wowboy123]

I love the music that plays when Brick top says awesome stuff

[tehWSTY]

'i don't care if he's Muhammed 'I'm Ard' Bruce Lee'

[RobSoskop]

I think Brick Top is one of the most menacing villains I've ever seen in any film. Just imagine being interrogated by him, or owing him money!

[Huskybeast00]

@RobSoskop

Just imagine if you were Tommy...

[nemesisrogue]

@RobSoskop I agree wholeheartedly. When a guy - a small, old one at that - can make your blood freeze from the comfort of your arm chair then you know that he's the meanest SOB ever. And you pray to God you never, ever meet him.

Same goes for Don in Sexy Beast. Absolute nutter!

[samboy1007]

@RobSoskop i agree along with tommy hatcher from green street

[DoctorDROphd]

7 people were fed to the pigs

[ilikezombieification]

@DoctorDROphd actualy 8...



[TRB1946]

Legendary !!!

[katri1349]

"Do you know what nemesis means...?"

[fiveminutestotroll]

omg they loved it big time- ty alan ford

[fiveminutestotroll]

going to do the pig as a monologue

[PainkillahRO]

We've lost Gorgeous George.

Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it?

[Grizhster]

curry to a pisshead hahah

[HerrKrimeMinister]

the english language is so boring....watch in german. fucking english accent...pfff

[Snelselen]

@HerrKrimeMinister only a german, raised with braindead dubbed tv, would make such insane remark. I heard one german claiming "Nicolas Cage's voice is better in german". If I was ever to be reichkansler, you would be excluded from the satellite network.

[candyflippy]

the way he says Turkishhhh is just awesome

[MegaLynchman]

go put the kettle on

[Erinnbannkss]

Hence the expression, as greedy as a pig.

[stinkyskunkedmonkeys]

'es not in-con-fucking spicuous is he?!

[milanpalermo02]

Il personaggio più bello di snatch !!

[chesslooser86]

NOW FACK OFF

[Kosh2971]

Alan Ford is a legend lol !! An 'onourable Cunt lol

[sage4000]

"LISTEN YOU FUCKIN FRINGE!!! if I throw a dog a bone I don't want to know if it tastes good or not, you stop be again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off!" say that to the next person that acts sarcastic when you give them bad advise :D

[kpuc1973]

@sage4000 Indeed, but have you a Danny what Jacobs are?

[sage4000]

@kpuc1973 i'm guessing balls

[kpuc1973]

@sage4000 yep, good guess my septic friend.

Jacob's crackers (knackers).

[marekmycawka]

@kpuc1973 jacob crackers knackers. knackers being another word for balls.

[kpuc1973]

@marekmycawka Thank you, but considering I used some more slang and clearly didn't need telling, I can only assume you were adopting the role of Tommy (as seen in the vid) and interjecting where not needed/wanted.

[chapmasi]

YOU FACKIN FRINGE

[stevecoot]

Can anyone tell me why he is called 'Brick-Top'

[rocksoliddude1]

@stevecoot It's because of his reddish hair, in England they'll call ginger or red-headed people "brick top"

[stevecoot]

@rocksoliddude1 cheers dude, it's been puzzling me for a while...."but I've got no time for grasses" lol

[lillukey11]

@rocksoliddude1 Its also because he likes to use brick hammer if you see at the beggining of the film where hes bashing that mans head in.

[puffpuffyogi]

Bricktop is a fucken G...=D

[Alan27Jorn]

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

[russlander227]

Never heard nemesis defined quite like that before.

[Entrepreniggro]

your on thin fuckin ice my pedigree chums n i shall be under it when it breaks!

[Troublesome2008]

Alan Ford (the guy who plays Bricktop) also has a role in Fable 2 (videogame). He is the voice of Arfur, a wanted criminal living in Bowerstone. And check him out in this music videoclip (LOSTPROPHETS - For He's A Jolly Good Felon).

[PackNic]

Harry Redknapp was killer in this film.

[frankolol]

@PackNic harry redknap? lol

[youHaveNoChance]

sorry, but no Bricktop compilation could be complete without "PULL your tongue out of my asshole Gary. Dogs do that - you're not a dog, are ya Gary?" Best line in the movie!

[basildonboi18]

I DONT CARE IF HES MOHHAMED IM HARD BRUCE LEE

[leetz00r]

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary.... Come again

[mdirtydogg]

Never again Guy Ritchie is going to repeat this magic.I will be very happy if I am proven wrong.Immortal epic in British film making history and I will take up the challenge of any one who disagrees.