LOL yeah, thats us alright. I can laugh about it because I know its silly, but I'll be the first to own up to it. As for all the whiners going on and on about infantile humour and sexual discrimination, get a life, and a sense of haha.
Breasts are one of the most important features of differentiation between a man and woman. The sight of mammaries, especially large ones, are very feminine
and therefore arousing to a man. In this way, it serves a practical sexual function by expediting male arousal.
None of this is new, It's only natural for a woman who does not have them to be jealous, she has to be. We are all well aware it's a competitive factor for male attention.
Why bother with a job, they only complicate life. Find a successful, reasonably wealthy social moron with self respect issues and a small cock to finance your life of pilates, tennis, and ninety dollar lunches. Spend your idle time (you'll have plenty of it) tanning and shopping for $700 lampshades, and when he finds you've been out fucking ever bartender and personal trainer in a 30 mile radius, plead mental anguish and take the house and the car in the divorce. Get paid to be a vacuous fucktoy
My most voluminous ejaculate is inconsequential compared to the fullness of your boobs. Punish me! Smother me with them...make me gasp...boobie-slap me until I have paid for my inadequacy. Encase your boobs in studded brassieres that completely transform tits to weapons...
oh cliché cliché cliché blah blah objectification of women with ~humour by women blah oh gosh don't get so annoyed it's supposed to be satirical no one REALLY thinks like that even though it has a bit of truth in it... but LOL, women with big breasts ARE stupid, right? right? who listens to then anyway!~
What a novel, original skit! Let me guess, written by a guy with a fifteen-year-old mentality. Oh, look at that, I'm correct!
as well they should be, and movie critics too. Unless you can do better yourself, or do anything yourself, you have no right to criticize. Any douchebag can say 'fuck that, that sucked. Fail!' (as is proof by youtube). But if you can't do it yourself, then what possible grounds does your criticism stand on? Says more about you, then it does about us.
@TooFarTV that's bullshit, you must just accept any politician that would walk through the door then because you'd never do a better job or perhaps a pathetic doctor whose patients die half the time as he's a least better than you so you couldn't criticise him or the builder who builds a house but it is shoddy and cracks appear but he built a house which you couldn't do so just accept the cracks and live with it. I could add tons more examples but I doubt it really matters.
Look how popular HotForWords is on YT. She has nice tits and always makes a point of displaying them. Many female contributors on YT display their cleavage but the serious type do not. What's more pathetic than a human male? Nothing.
LOL yeah, thats us alright. I can laugh about it because I know its silly, but I'll be the first to own up to it. As for all the whiners going on and on about infantile humour and sexual discrimination, get a life, and a sense of haha.
Gord488 7 months ago
Will this work for men as well? I'm thinkin', I wouldn't have to go far to ejaculate on some tits.
hartistry1957 1 year ago
Wow!!! Lol, classic! I love it when producers make their own clips and movies.
SheCallsMePanda 1 year ago
Breasts are one of the most important features of differentiation between a man and woman. The sight of mammaries, especially large ones, are very feminine
and therefore arousing to a man. In this way, it serves a practical sexual function by expediting male arousal.
None of this is new, It's only natural for a woman who does not have them to be jealous, she has to be. We are all well aware it's a competitive factor for male attention.
MrAdjure 1 year ago
woman can get any thing from a man with a short skirt and big boobs all out.......
SuperDarkcry 1 year ago
That's Todd Burger!!
Ripupthat 2 years ago
Why bother with a job, they only complicate life. Find a successful, reasonably wealthy social moron with self respect issues and a small cock to finance your life of pilates, tennis, and ninety dollar lunches. Spend your idle time (you'll have plenty of it) tanning and shopping for $700 lampshades, and when he finds you've been out fucking ever bartender and personal trainer in a 30 mile radius, plead mental anguish and take the house and the car in the divorce. Get paid to be a vacuous fucktoy
shaveyourtaint 2 years ago 2
Sadly true. We can all thank evolution for offering something guys can be stupid for and for girls to be self conscious over.
Hooray
FENiXRiZN1 2 years ago 3
My most voluminous ejaculate is inconsequential compared to the fullness of your boobs. Punish me! Smother me with them...make me gasp...boobie-slap me until I have paid for my inadequacy. Encase your boobs in studded brassieres that completely transform tits to weapons...
SensualGuy2 2 years ago 2
not to return to infancy. bigger mammaries mean more milk, meaning more food, meaning survival is more ensured.
AntiVenomFangX 2 years ago
Finally, truth in advertising.
Nickelodeon2002 2 years ago 10
this is so true
tinylittlesun 2 years ago 6
fair enough
calypsotwenty 2 years ago 4
Especially true on youtube! Shoudl call it B00Btube.
platinumpig 2 years ago
psychological desire to return to infancy? where the hell did she get that from
dollamayne 2 years ago
Slutty Skirts! I love that product!
DrewBeats 2 years ago
this is 100% so fucking true
girls don't even need to go to college, as long as you have big tits you can get any job in the world.
to bad i'm a guy...... fuck
xdudx778 2 years ago 3
Dude.. live the dream, guys can have big tits too.. just don't stop eating, ever..
afroschlan 2 years ago 2
Motorboat!!!!
music2012 2 years ago
I think this video is disturbingly true
1000michaelgriffin 2 years ago 23
Jesus titty-fucking.......
Allahisafairytale 2 years ago 6
WOW! those girls had big tits.
xXMGSMk23Xx 2 years ago 20
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bitemetv 2 years ago 7
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mrmase463 2 years ago
"do you want men to constantly pretend they care about even the stupidest shit that flies out of your face?" I lol'd
Pheus 2 years ago 5
einer Lust und energie mit mir zu cam chatten bin so gelangweilt
LiibeSexiii91 2 years ago
Totally!
TooFarTV 2 years ago
oh cliché cliché cliché blah blah objectification of women with ~humour by women blah oh gosh don't get so annoyed it's supposed to be satirical no one REALLY thinks like that even though it has a bit of truth in it... but LOL, women with big breasts ARE stupid, right? right? who listens to then anyway!~
What a novel, original skit! Let me guess, written by a guy with a fifteen-year-old mentality. Oh, look at that, I'm correct!
RAGE.
itscaketime 2 years ago
says a 21 year old with no videos of his own. What a surprise
TooFarTV 2 years ago
So criticism on videos can only be given if one shoots their own videos? 'Cause then the literary critics of Shakespeare would be out of jobs...
itscaketime 2 years ago 7
as well they should be, and movie critics too. Unless you can do better yourself, or do anything yourself, you have no right to criticize. Any douchebag can say 'fuck that, that sucked. Fail!' (as is proof by youtube). But if you can't do it yourself, then what possible grounds does your criticism stand on? Says more about you, then it does about us.
TooFarTV 2 years ago
aha truth danny.
thats some real talk.
so where do i purchase these big tits?
youngice604 2 years ago
@TooFarTV LOL I don't buy that at all, sorry. Besides, that just reeks of butthurtness.
publicpwnership 1 year ago
@TooFarTV that's bullshit, you must just accept any politician that would walk through the door then because you'd never do a better job or perhaps a pathetic doctor whose patients die half the time as he's a least better than you so you couldn't criticise him or the builder who builds a house but it is shoddy and cracks appear but he built a house which you couldn't do so just accept the cracks and live with it. I could add tons more examples but I doubt it really matters.
Sageeth 1 year ago
@itscaketime Get some tits and you'll be fine!
ibanez991 1 year ago
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itscaketime 2 years ago
funy with a ring of truth
dumb7890 2 years ago
lol my friend showd me this i said real talk haha
wheremahstankat 2 years ago
The whole " return to infancy " thing makes sense and sorta grosses me out ---
alwayscode390 2 years ago
duh!
fart1fart1 2 years ago
Hot chicks with huge tits...well they usually are pretty brainless and slutty lol
JonDeth 2 years ago 3
If ya got big tits and are willing ta f*ck me, -I- will promote you, too! And that's the way a man in this position SHOULD "handle" this case!! :-D
Bonkoz 2 years ago 2
long live big tits
icefrappe 2 years ago 4
Look how popular HotForWords is on YT. She has nice tits and always makes a point of displaying them. Many female contributors on YT display their cleavage but the serious type do not. What's more pathetic than a human male? Nothing.
rollsthepaul 2 years ago
Big Tits do work, they made me come watch this video just to see them...
^..^
TheWildAssCopyCat 2 years ago 7
I love this one!
NocturnalComedy 2 years ago 2
Yeah, pretty much.
monkeyman1140 2 years ago 3
Who wouldn't fuck sally?
funwithphobias 2 years ago 6
sally says thanks
TooFarTV 2 years ago
What if she is ugly as hell but has big ole titties? Still get the promotion?
herpessores 2 years ago 4
LOL
real talk
FiswaT 2 years ago 2
love
hangman9001 2 years ago 2
who doesnt like them?
Passater 2 years ago 4
Maybe if girls didnt cover up their beautiful form men wouldnt be so obsessed with uncovering them?
Yes, I am a supporter of women's liberation, burn the bras, and then the shirts!
:P
kronicTOOL 2 years ago
wow so totally sad and so totally true
i hate dumb ass bitches
cromt 2 years ago 3
second!
burngonjia 2 years ago 3