The Feel Good Film of The Year.

[claytonian]

sometimes I come back to this and just gawk with my hard poo-poo face

[infamouslulu]

tooot

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

[colormekristen]

Haha, what a classy finish. You can never go wrong with something like that.

[realliveamerican]

I'm sorry but I really didn't get it...

call me immature but the farts were pretty funny.

[midgetmetalhead]

hi brett =]

[midgetmetalhead]

well that deserved a favourite, was definatly hilarious haha

but hold on, why would a pirate walk into a bar, why not a regular person? that makes no sense?

[chris3ff]

Because regular people are boring and don't say things like "Shiver me timbers"

[midgetmetalhead]

Fair point haha

[menyu]

this is the best collaboration i ever seen

[chris3ff]

thanks! favorite it and share it!

[Scrogs5000]

Dude, funny stuff man. It made my day.

[BelovedWhy]

hahaha nice

[crazymikala]

I love the paintings on your wall. OMG you 2 are so evil!!

OMG nevermind, those 2 are so evil... *phone silence*

lol high fives, that's brilliant right there

LOL! "ARRR it's driving me nuts" lmao hahaha

i loved the family portrait at the end!

[chris3ff]

you write comments like you write letters. fragmented but full of lush detail :)

[chris3ff]

Now I do!

[astronautjenny]

The circus peanut joke was pretty epic.

[chris3ff]

Are you smiling?

[singmesilence]

tooot.

-blushes-

[chris3ff]

nice manners, babe!

[KristLoveDale]

Your FACE left me laughing. Buhahaha.

You're missed, btw.

[chris3ff]

ditto, kiddo.

[BlasphemyJuice]

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.. It did leave me laughing.

Hah.. You say peanit!

[chriseffwitha3]

Only when I say it fast! The other times I say peaNUT.

[citizenstand]

youtube is so strange! i don't think i'll ever understand it (i'm talking about the people)

[chris3ff]

yeah, we're a strange bunch.

[MBRHIndustries]

Ten minutes of magic compressed into eight.

[chris3ff]

Haha, that sounds about right!

[JKsWatchables]

The whole video rocked my socks completely off, however it was the pirate joke that slayed my wife. She couldn't stop laughing. It was embarassing. I had to leave the house after a while.

[chris3ff]

haha, did she catch the fact the pirate should have said the punch line and i said the bartender instead? people are thinking that was an accident.

[JKsWatchables]

I'd say she missed that. Hard to tell though, cuz between the snorts of laughter all she could get out was "pirate" and "nuts". Dude, you are a comedy legend in her eyes and if you play your cards right you could get lucky.

[chris3ff]

hahahaha tell her to send a headshot to my agent. we'll do lunch.

[andymcgaffigan]

i tried to comment high five you, but you totally left me hanging. jerk.

[chris3ff]

sorry dude. i was at work all day. high fives on the sly.

[makafeke]

yes that is some gold...of some sort.

[chris3ff]

fool's gold.

[makafeke]

Yes fo sho.

[vanawesome]

also.... incomputech sucks! hahaha

[chris3ff]

I love how you always spell it wrong. Do you know of any other sources for completely royalty-free tunes? Besides my back pocket, near to my buttcrack?

[vanawesome]

Liz sounds like Marzipan!

[chris3ff]

I'm gonna regret this.. but.. who is Marzipan?

[lalalizbeth]

marzipan! isn't that some kind of horrible dessert!? I sound like yucky dessert?

[themoustaches]

lmao amazingly adorable

[makafeke]

Hurrah!

[compleado]

hahahah wonderful

[jennfabulous]

You are crazy, I love it. That vanawesome guy is pretty hilarious... the jokes between y'all was my favorite part. yes, "y'all" ...word. Well played home skillet

[chris3ff]

Sup, e-BFF?

[robleblanc]

Thought others have posited a Braffian influence in this film, I might be the first to link it to the Kevin Smithian style. I would base this assessment on several factors, but mostly upon the odd resemblance of Claytonian to Ben Affleck in certain scenes. This would make Vanawesome the Silent Bob and would leave table scraps for the two others, poor folks.

Fived and faved,

Robleblanc

[chris3ff]

Who is Jay, then? Snoochie Boochies.

[robleblanc]

I thought about you being the Jay, but you weren't quite sleazy enough. (almost, but not quite)...

[Kloxboy]

Inspired brilliance! A comedic tour de force! This day, this moment, the YouTube community was bestowed with great fortune and took witness to an emphatic boom of hilarity. BOOM! A force that rippled across time and space for all of existence to enjoy. I watched this video twice and heard Jesus, I watched it a third time and saw the future! I dare not watch it a fourth time lest the heavens themselves burst open and consume my soul!

[robleblanc]

Well played!

[baishxcore]

IAWTC

[baishxcore]

Clearly!

Actually I was trying to utilize hip internet lingo and simultaneously inform the world that "I Agree[d] With This Comment." I mean it must have been the most perfect comment ever conceived.

[chris3ff]

Best comment in months. High five! Yeah, five it!

[ZamKata]

what a beautiful effvanliztonian family! xD

[chris3ff]

Well you know that we love one another, I love Clayton like a little brother.. /white stripes homage

[snaggletoofskitty]

You guys rule YouTube! Brilliant! I'm rolling.... I can't stop watching. You have to make more videos together.... clever. Love to you all!

[chris3ff]

Thank you!!

[chris3ff]

thanks, tim.

[antiflag177]

hes like a fruity marvel of science. lol.

[chris3ff]

it's true!

[ghostwise]

I wonder if Canada has circus peanuts. Loved the high five!

[chris3ff]

I think everyone has circus peanuts. They should, anyway.

[GrandNarrative]

Never heard of them. I was guessing they're basically monkey nuts though?

[Numnutzace87]

WTF when I tried to post my comment last night it said the video was no longer available. But great video, CIRCUS PEANUTS !!!!

[chris3ff]

Yeah it disappeared for a little while. Youtube does that sometimes for no apparent reason.

[GrandNarrative]

Haha Clay looks completely confused by the whole thing at the end.

Japan? What was he thinking?

[chris3ff]

Yeah, there were no clips of him laughing so I thought deeply confounded was the next best thing :P

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Chris, that was f-ing beautiful lol.

Wa-psh. I just favorited the crap out of this video! lol.

[chris3ff]

Haha thanks, Jeff. Thanks. Thank you, Jeff.

[soundrone]

dude you are the best I had a ear to ear smile the whole video (you kinda stole the show)

[chris3ff]

Well thanks, man! So glad you dug it!

[misterstogy]

I think I need to go and do something... existential now...

[pichurit]

I agree

[pichurit]

But I still think vanawesome is funny...

[chris3ff]

Existential is so 2006.

[aromancandle]

P.S. I want to do a collaboration now that I have a working webcam.

[chris3ff]

Sure! Did you have anything in mind?

[aromancandle]

You are the king of all things funny, I'm sure you can come up with something!

[EmiliaTsontilis]

ahahahhahaha just at the sentence in the side description. I've not even watched this yet.

[AliceInWorthlesstown]

Haha what the hell?! XD

The high five thing was kick ass XD

[chris3ff]

"What the hell" is probably the most used phrase of all time in my comments section. I get it a LOT, haha.

[AliceInWorthlesstown]

Haha, maybe it should be your slogan :]

"This has been a chris3ff production... what the hell?!"

[Barehand1972]

This was good.

[chris3ff]

Thanks.

[AurianSky]

toot lol :D especially love the family photo at the end

[chris3ff]

haha the look on the claytonbaby's face is the best. he wants the teat.

[Copperbat]

zomg I fucking LOVE circus peanuts. They're like artificial banana flavored rubbery vinyl industrial foam goodness!

[vanawesome]

you better believe it! but, anyway, you're crazy, i was eating gummie bears.

[chris3ff]

he was eating circus peanuts.

[gennifer27]

i had my volume up ll the way and his fart scared me too.

...scared me and scarred me.

[chris3ff]

haha. dogs shall howl through the night.

[missdivinestalls]

WTH!?  HAHA!

[vanawesome]

haha. Chris this turned out awesome. haha. Braff-sitive.

[chris3ff]

Braffburger.

[lalalizbeth]

yay! :)

[BilliLovesMargot]

haha, too funny. you went a little zach braffy but he's pretty cool so yeah.

[chris3ff]

zach braffy? lol wheeeeeeere?

[BilliLovesMargot]

you find it! it's in there... def, second halfish... don't sweat it though... it was funny and i may be a little "braff-sitive." it's way too late for this conversation, lol. it was like a second or two and it was hilarious.

[chris3ff]

Braff-sitive. Is that some sort of laxative balm?

[BilliLovesMargot]

haha, i guess zach braff sensitivity or something idk. lmao.

most random conversation ever!

[halfcorrective]

shouldnt the pirate have said 'arggh it's drivin me nuts'? lol

[chris3ff]

that's the point! bad joke teller over here!

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

haha!

tom cruise = gummy nut

i thought it was funny

oh and chris that girl kinda looked like you

[chris3ff]

whaaat she doesn't look like me, haha

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

yeah man,

like your cousin

or half sister

totally

[UnidentifiedRob]

Awkward silence..

Me love. Thumbs up!

[chris3ff]

Thanks, man!

[Numnutzace87]

I love this video !!!

[chris3ff]

Me too !!!

[aromancandle]

hahahahahahaha

A+++++++

[chris3ff]

THA++++++NKS, Sarah :D

[jillenium00]

That made my Thursday night

[chris3ff]

You're welcome!

[bonezjc]

This was the most awesome soapopera I've ever seen. And I live in México, the industry of soapoperas. It made me cry...

[chris3ff]

These are the days of our lives.

[dleefromthestreets]

I couldn't think of anything cool or witty to say. I enjoyed this video.

I hope that's enough. :(

[chris3ff]

It's enough you said anything at all. Thank you.

[lifeinacndyswrl]

Probably one of the best things I've ever seen.

[chris3ff]

I'm so sorry.

[lifeinacndyswrl]

haha.

[cinemastah]

That voice in the beginning sounded like something off South Park. :)

And yay for circus peanuts.

[chris3ff]

So I've been told. That's my "dramatic actor" voice :D

[hushwink]

toot.

[chris3ff]

Tommy the Tank Engine rolled into town.

[claytonian]

This was quite quite quite very good!

[chris3ff]

The editing was outrageous. I'd been working on it every chance I got for like a week. There are still some things that I would change now but I just couldn't stand to take it down, re-render and upload again.

[claytonian]

I feel the same about most any vid I makes.

[claytonian]

ah I just sent a message wondering when this was coming out, belay that message!

[Numnutzace87]

Farts are funny, Great Video though.

CIRCUS PEANUTS !!!

[theslyestfox]

you're gonna have made a collaboration with EVERYONE on youtube by the time you make one with me. and i knew you FIRST!

[chris3ff]

I didn't know you'd want to collaborate. I would be thrilled to share the stage with you, so to speak.

[claytonian]

You have to start a feud if you want a collaboration!

[chris3ff]

True!