Masterminds Hacking Scene

[Jgcxelite]

Welp, multiplayer is sure going to be fun with a latency of 5000.

[bijibadness]

wow, that guy is one talented hacker. he said that yes, he wanted to enter, theb farted around a castle occasionally being threatened by immobile roaring skeletons. occasionally threatening words came on his screen. then he went through a door and got everything he wanted. its so much like real life its scary.

[Gamiac]

@bijibadness Yeah. I remember that one time I tried to hack Facebook, but I couldn't beat Wild Dog. I had to use like all my fucking credits and still couldn't beat him. Fucking bitch.

[bijibadness]

hahahaaaa "welcome to 'scream II system database! - NO UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS." and of course "hackers will be aggressively prosecuted. do you still wish to enter?" what the fuck?!

[1957pinup]

After he initialized the eight hour and forty-two minute downloading sequence, he went to meet his Hanson bandmates.

[thesmwassup]

2:35 - lol

[dalellll]

Ah! I see he has a "MODEM" brand modem. Old skool.

[SonoNessuno]

And I love even more how the trace is NOT going backwards from L.A. to his location, but starts from HIS LOCATION and ends at L.A., so they knew all along where he was connecting from.

[SonoNessuno]

I love how it zooms in on "ILLEGAL" and "FEDERAL".

Dem damn kids with their hacking and video games and stuff! FBI will get you!

[WTF1920]

God, Hollywood is so fucking stupid...

[Chdonga]

Dammit

Someone already made that same joke.

[Chdonga]

I bet this guy created a GUI interface, using visual basic to hack those guys.

[silentcaay]

I've never used an MMORPG server as a proxy while haxxoring... but now I will.

[Yukondano2]

Uplink is more realistic than this shit.

[odaxelagniaproject]

what the shit

[TheMarksmanG]

This Looks like TES oblivion so i guess if i wana Hack facebook or something id better get a wabbajack

[k2kraze]

This is bullshit, I've cleared half the dungeons in Skyrim but I don't have access to ANY government database. I got ripped off.

[gravitywheel]

@k2kraze In all fairness, when you clear the final dungeon in Skyrim, you actually DO get a copy of Scream 2.

[LordQwert]

What kills me is that it looked like legitimate (if movied up) hacking at first. Even then I could conceive of a complex graphical interface for their database, with some sort of "You have two minutes to do X" thing as some extra security. But then it told him that it KNEW he was an unauthorized user. If it KNOWS you're a hacker, it's over. The system thinking you're someone you're not is how hacking works. Unless the interface just throws that at everyone, regardless. Sounds tiring.

[tadm123]

Every experienced hackers needs their own joystick.

[paris466]

Thank God... I don't think I would have known that was a modem unless it was labeled "MODEM".

[STABxWEST]

Thumbs up for the Stabbing Westward song! Woot!

[PharodWormhair]

He's lucky that the n00b demon forgot to cast level 8 firewall. 

[tricksterhuaun]

No wonder there's so many hackers in the world.

This video game looks awesome!!!

[cmburke7]

Man, finding porn in 1995 was much harder than today.

[WildCardFive]

Cracked.

[thehadgi]

did they mispell offense?

[TheRoyalAquamaster]

I can't wait for the Console port.

[zoo1619]

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!

[Tablo0213]

She ACTUALLY went through 7 proxies!

[Urpuss]

@Tablo0213 None of us are safe any longer!

[Tablo0213]

I wish hacking was this awesome - and firewalls had games to go through them :3

[MisterZombyWoof]

Why they just didn't kill his connection, I will never know.

[Xunkun]

What. What. What. What.

Ah, gad, WHAT.

Motherfucker. What. What. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

AND IF HE WAS ON THE CEILING THE WHOLE TIME WHY DIDN'T HE NINJA DOWN AS SOON AS SHE OPENED THE DOOR?!

[DustinThePooper]

Quick, men! Man the singular keyboard!

[94XJ]

So...you find the right door by chance and magically they stop tracking you? Is there anything about this that isn't completely fucking retarded?

[doublet395]

This is how Mark Zuckerberg made FaceMash.

[ken060693]

wow, it's a good thing he was behind 7 proxies

[thedoors919]

3:39, that's good luck, binary system

[OlaftheFlashy]

Morbo, if you like the honour.

"HACKING DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!"

Thank you Morbo.

[coolsnak3]

i meant the girl on the computer duh

[coolsnak3]

lulz. garbled nonsense/video game interface/federal prosecution. subvert the current paradigm!

that girl has nice hair.

[XDlolzilla]

WOW I HAD NO IDEA THAT HACKING WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME IN THE 90s!!!

[smackknot]

Oh man, this is some hardcore hacking right there.

[tubeuser2222]

i think what REALLY happened is that the kid found a link to a promotional website to watch a TRAILER, and the website had hosted a video game that looked like "HACKING" but this kid ACTUALLY thought he was hacking into a site and not actually playing a game....idk

[VictorHugo289mex]

These kids today...

[BlackvvvFist]

Sooo... is Crysis the modern security system for companies? :P

[MrKickyourbutt]

@BlackvvvFist Since no one can run it, it's the perfect security!

[theif519]

@BlackvvvFist Yep, it's so good, that only the high-end PCs can handle it.

[topster888]

It sure was nice of ESET to program their security system into a fully-rendered dungeon crawler

[donbasuradenuevo]

Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies !!!

LOL L33T !!!!

[brewtr0n]

it's such bullshit this isn't on netflix.

[pancakewafflebacon]

someone broke into my house yesterday. OMG!!!! HAXXX!!

[ImdgtDg]

Remaining time: 8:42:23

Bwahahahaaha

[RavenholmHunter]

Nazi Zombies DLC for "Hacking game" coming soon !

[i0npath]

Are any DLC's coming out for Hacking?

[virulentRant]

A true hacker would have been able to make the timer stop

[KiraStillLives]

What the hell just happened?

[drdriftphd]

@TwilightTriEdge Ah, I knew someone was going to bring that up.

[Squidpus]

Great song.

[Asylum86]

Woooo, thumbs up for Helsinki!

[rockworm503]

Dayum if I knew hacking would be this fun I'd look into learning how to do it myself.

Oh wait that didn't look fun at all.

How nice of these people to tell him how much time he had and to stop hunting him after he made it through.

It may be a federal crime its ok cause you have l33t gaming skills.

[Human1league]

Scream II was the codename for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

IN 1997 THERE WASN'T A SINGLE GAME WITH SHADOWS.

[WinstonFisher]

The corporation he hacked should have created a GUI interface in visual basic to see if they could track his IP address. The could also should have used IRC since it is like an shipping channels in the ocean. If he spoke leet, they would have to get someone who also spoke the language to decipher what he was saying.

[AnonymousDiv0]

@WinstonFisher

I think the cyber police were using a GUI interface in visual basic to backtrace who it was coming from. At least, the on-screen graphic appeared to show a backtrace going through his seven proxies. But then that seemed to stop as soon as he beat the end boss, so I guess they forgot about him or something.

Maybe next time they should have two people on their keyboard so they can track him down twice as fast.

[AnonymousDiv0]

@WinstonFisher

I think the cyber police were using a GUI interface in visual basic to backtrace who it was coming from. At least, the on-screen graphic appeared to show a backtrace going through his seven proxies. But then that seemed to stop as soon as he beat the end boss, so I guess the firewall forgot about the intrusion or something.

Maybe next time the corporation should have two people on their keyboard so they can track him down twice as fast.

[SupremeAmerican]

@AnonymousDiv0 probably 3 people on the keyboard to be most efficient. i expect nothing less with my hard earned tax dollars.

[camelhound1]

CRACKED!

[Popcultureguy3000]

I'm starting to wonder if these Hollywood writers make these poorly researched movies to overcompensate for their own stupidity.

[flaurosan]

so to hack all you need is play dungeons and dragons?

[qoaa]

I bet he could hack the gibson with that setup!

hack the planet!



[maglight117]

Hmm....

*U3E3S L33T H4X*

[ZemplinTemplar]

Hollywood Hacking par excellence... :-)))

[ishootbutterflywings]

if youre gonna portray hacking as some easy super fun time video game shit, at least spell offense right...

[pr0kris]

Yup! That's hacking, alright!

[imfromtambunan]

well... at least the aussie govt lets us choose firearms when we hack into their system

[kirkalmeida]

Thats not hacking to hack you gotta line up the pipes to complete the flow.

[spiderwillkillyou]

The street cred is kind of ruined by the corny typical movie soundtrack. Oh yeah, and all that other shit too.

[demonn00bslayer]

Hollywood has no fucking idea...

[charmander4533]

Portal 2 must be the latest hacking game out there

[LittlePikachu]

Wow they spelled "Offense" wrong

[SchroNyah]

Firewall security settings: I'm Too Young to Die; Hey, Not Too Rough; Hurt Me Plenty; Ultra-Violence; Nightmare

[gravitywheel]

How ridiculous/awesome would it be if Bit Torrent worked exactly like this?

"Congratulations, you cleared the dungeon, here's your pr0n."

[Jjvalour]

@gravitywheel That's how most eroge games work.

[gravitywheel]

@Jjvalour I didn't know what that was, because I'm neither Japanese nor insane.

[dustilb]

I'm just impressed that he was able to download a movie in only 8 hours. In 1997 it took that long to download a few songs.

[woot450]

L337 HAX D00D

[Dakilleux]

script kiddy

[peter1234930]

good thing he was behind seven proxies

[LegendShark]

This makes... the least sense

[319qwertyuiop]

cracked

[nprbum]

1:07 I bet his password is password.

[TheXand19]

3:35 Lol 9 hours to download a movie.

[gravitywheel]

@TheXand19 Hey, sometimes, it still takes almost that long these days if you get 1080p.

Of course, this dude was probably getting some sweet-ass 240x320 RealMedia files.

[bijibadness]

this is so much like my real life hacking its incredible. hollywood FINALLY got it right

[kakashi76767]

thats why the pentagon servers are so hard to hack - they are protected by world 8 of super mario brothers 3.

[gravitywheel]

@kakashi76767 LOL! Yeah, but wait till the terrorists figure out how to code themselves a P-Wing.

[kakashi76767]

@gravitywheel  Good thinking. We must prevent that at all costs...

[SABRIINAGRIENDER]

CRACKED.COM

[Kaylore]

What kind of company uses a dungeon for their GUI? The only one I could think of is a novelty store, which begs the question: Why is he hacking into their site?

[shinimog]

Fuuuuuu.... i need to get dialup so i can hack like pro

[lonespartan31289]

lol now he has 8 hours and 45 minutes to download a file that is most likely 3 megabites

[SpooderW]

I thought the 1:01 at 2:30 said "lol"

[LicensetoIL]

o hai cracked

[xxSEBBExx]

Hey what the hell are you doing stop playing and get lucky strike back!!

[princesssookeh]

what is this song?

[gravitywheel]

@princesssookeh "Lamest Song Ever" by Stabbing Westward.

[princesssookeh]

@gravitywheel >.> you sure about that?

[gravitywheel]

@princesssookeh Yes, but it was 1997. A lot of lamer songs have been written since.

BTW the actual song title is in the video description.

[drdriftphd]

I'd like to start hacking, but I need a better graphics card.

[TheBlitz1]

@drdriftphd lol so rediculous lol

[spacejesusadventure]

cracked

[ironite]

at 1:33, ist that diablo 2 fonts???

[ejoelmx]

@ironite yup, they are

[kirant]

I will so pay someone to have my firewall look like that

[TechnoTechnoBurger]

Computer hacking: The video game

[fire2box]

This movie is pretty bad in terms of logic, but it's a fun movie.. much like charlie Shhen's movie The Chase. it's just a funny campy movie, and die hard for kids.

[1ofmeful]

So fake. Not all hacking is a bunch of fake commands.

[ClickClackClickClack]

this is the true meaning of linux

[DizRupTnz]

So that's how software piracy works.

[Giratina493]

What?! You mean hackers don't actually go through some random first-person shooter thing to hack databases?!

[antalz]

Hes playing a first person hacker...

[BooksMusicMe17]

So bad it's funny.

[Sykes90]

hahahahhWTF

no aturised access

hackers will prosecutet

u still weant tom login.

It like they installed a hackbotton on their server in case somebody wanted to get in :D

[d1rcwill]

So anyway, why did he press about 4 keys when it told him to press 'enter'? Surely he could have used the joystick? :P

[rahzel860]

@d1rcwill he hit the same 4 keys to enter yes, one can only assume the command had to be 'YES!"

[IrishcultFilms]

is dat sum HAKIN or wat?!?XD!

[9098419]

whats the song that is being played.

[Scotsman210]

the song is "what do i have to do?" by the band Stabbing Westward

[KidsTrax]

that's a pretty snazzy Bitorrent.

[spartaaa]

Surely you meant to say usenet

[Muffinman012]

Surely he meant to say Limewire.