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  • Where do you get the "I'm gonna fvck you" line at 4:22 from?

  • It really sounded like he said sex at 1:55

  • mermaidman has a big cock lol xd

  • this is STUPID, IMMATURE, and NOT AT ALL FUNNY, forshame

  • @JGstarzintheireyes lol at this

  • @JGstarzintheireyes U HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR

  • 1:40 this is all i really came to see! LMFAO

  • "Hail satan!" lol the way he said it

  • what does the little s0ng clip say

  • for 65 years this cock has prevented the falls of balls and undapants LOLOL

  • bubby!

    

  • 9 people got hit with the cum ray

  • Squidward looks like barnacle boy

  • i dont like flapjack

  • In squidwards big nose is sh*t.

  • 2:29 - 2:35 what did he even say????

  • @11808Clover wait ive got somthing for you

    

  • this video suck mai SHIIT

  • slow down im gonna spurt,.....sorry

  • Squidward should forgive SpongeBob for being angry about Mermaid Man's belt because Mermaid Man understand SpongeBob. And he would say "I'm sorry, I didn't know that Mermaid Man unstands you, SpongeBob".

  • this is a short story i wrote please go back to read it in order copy and paste please

  • he just couldnt say anything. he ran out of the room, down the hallway, and straight to his car. He sat inside his car, crying, for what seemed like hours. He finally came to grips with himself. "I have to tell her. I have to tell her how I feel." He KNEW he had to. He walked back to her hospital room, but the doctor told her she was sleeping and to come back the next day.

    Jenny passed away that night. The doctors told him that she felt no pain, and passed away as she slept

  • "Remember when I told you that im getting married that day at the coffee shop Stan? I had no intention of marrying him before I met you that day, Stan. I just wanted to see your reaction. Because i never loved him. I loved you, Stan. Ive always loved you. From the first day I saw you. It was always you, Stan. And im sorry for telling you this now, but I just have to tell you, before I go..." Stan wanted to speak, but he couldnt,

  • "remember the night before prom, Stan? When you were at my house and i showed you my dress? I always wanted to go with you Stan, but I was always too scared to ask you. But I knew you didnt feel the same way." Stan couldnt hold back the tears any longer, and wanted to say something, but he looked over at Jenny and knew that she had something to say.

    "Remember when I told you that im getting married that day at the coffee shop Stan? I

  • "hey stan? Remember when we were in highschool? remember when I use to tell you about all the boys I liked? I never really liked them that much, you know. I just wanted to see what your reaction would be when I told you about them. But you always just smiled, and never said anything and never looked into my eyes. you always looked like you were busy thinking about something else." The tears started coming to Stan's eyes, but he held them back, as hard as he could.

  • . "hey stan? Remember the first day of 4th grade? You probably never noticed, but I always looked at you secretly. You were the boy who hid behind his book. I always wondered what you were thinking about." Stan wanted to say something, but Jenny kept talking. "Remember 6th grade Stan, when we became partners? I never told you this, but I secretly went up to the teacher and begged her to let us be partners." Stan wanted to say something, anything, but he let jenny keep talking.

  • Jenny had been diagnosed with terminal Cancer 2 years ago, but she fought and fought and lived a healthy 2 years. But Cancer had caught up, and both her and Stan knew that she only had days left on earth. "Tell her Stan. Tell her how you feel. How you've always felt. You will never get another chance." He thought inside his head. He was going to do it, he was just figuring out where to start. "Hey Jenny.." but midsentence, Jenny cut him off. .

  • "I should call my wife right now. tell her im divorcing her. Ask Jenny out on a date." is what he thought inside of his head. But ofcourse, he knew he couldnt do that. Jenny never loved him, and there was no way he could ever risk losing her from his life.

    Stan wiped the tears from his eyes before walking into the room. He knew he had to look strong, for her. Stan was 48, divorced, and now sitting on the bedside of the girl he had loved for almost 40 years.

  • "Ill take it!" Stan told the man who had just sold him his very first motorcycle. He never thought he would suffer a mid-life crisis, but here he was, 40, and buying a bike. He was walking out of the dealership when Jenny called him. "he..he cheated on me. Its over." He knew this day was coming. Her husband was a total dick. But stan never said anything, because he made Jenny happy, or atleast thats the way it appeared.

  • Stan was out shopping, making preparations for his 36th birthday party. It was probably something that his wife should have been doing, but like always, she was too busy. "do you even love her?" Jenny had asked Stan the question many times in the last few years, but he always lied when he said "ofcourse I do." He never did. He never really knew if he had ever loved her. He use to enjoy being with her, but he never once felt for her the way he felt for Jenny.

  • He walked up to the coffee table where she was sitting, and sat down. Looking into her eyes, he could tell that she was excited, but also nervous, scared, anxious, and lost. "He proposed!" she said, and his heart fell out of his chest. It took everything he had inside him to hold back the tears, and it was even harder for him to say "im so happy for you!" and make it look like he really meant it.

  • But all he could muster to say was "you look good!" His heart couldnt stand looking at her anymore, so he made an awkward excuse, and went on his way.

    Stan was turning 27 next week. It had been weeks since he had talked to jenny, so he was a bit surprised when she called him to meet up for coffee. Stan had tried dating, met several great people, but he never could stop thinking about Jenny. She had been going out with some guy for almost a year.

  • It was the night before prom. Jenny had been asked to go with the most popular guy in school, and stan... well stan didnt even know if he wanted to go at all. Jenny asked him to come over to her house. He sat there waiting in her bedroom, as she put on her dress. She came out, and asked him "how do I look?" Beautiful, gorgeous, magnificant, like a star fell out of the sky took human form and put on a dress... is what Stan thought in his head.

  • Years went by, and Stan and Jenny went on to highschool. Jenny started telling Stan about the boys she liked. She would look him straight in the eyes, everytime they talked. Stan would look down, look at the walls, or look at the sky, avoiding eye contact at all costs; he didnt want Jenny to know how he really felt when she would be telling him about other guys.

  • but he didnt come to school naked(as often was the case in his dreams), and when he pinched himself, it hurt. Jenny and Stan became best of friends that year. They would build off each others jokes, ponder about things too deep for the minds of 11 year olds, and talk about nonsense all day long. To stan, it felt like they were always meant to be together. But he never told her that, he was always too scared.

  • It was the first day of 6th grade. Middle school, new people, new faces and new places. The teacher told them that they would be paired up and that would be your reading partner for the rest of the year. Stan sat there at the back of the class, quitely listening as people starting getting paired off. A few moments later, he heard his name called. "Stan, your with Jenny." He thought he was dreaming,

  • He never really was reading though, he was hiding behind a book, staring at the girl who was always surrounded by people. He never knew why, but he loved her from the first second he ever saw her. "I should go over and say hi. Maybe I should go and tell her a joke? Knock knock...?" he would think, but he never worked up the courage to ever go over her way.

  • This is a story about a boy named stan and a girl named Jenny. It was the first day of 4th grade when he saw her. She was the girl who was alway surrounded by people; people who admired her, people who laughed at her jokes, and people who just wanted to be a part of a popular crowd. He was the boy who sat at the back of the class reading his book.

  • :20 Mermaidman is a jerk, lol!

  • i agree that flapjack is fucking scary... i swear how did it pass through cartoon network? but its still my fav. cartoon

  • @ViacomIsBullshit oh my god

  • we got to keep up owe cock for the fight aginst niggers. and a silly dick for the lad.mormade man letft his cock wow.heres your cum sir. wow the roach was eating shit .lets fuck mormade man. we cant do that. lol squidword and the cock.i wonde if a fall from this hight will kill me.

  • 01:03--WILL THIS COVER IT?........."SHIT"!

  • Barnacle Boy: "I told you I'm not gay Mermaid Man!"

  • Spongebob "Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy...must get buttsex"

  • Mermaidman "a double piece of shit and coral bits for me...and a silly dick for the lad"

  • 5 ppls cocks magically shrunk

  • LMAO if you wanna grow up gay like me you gotta leave room for sex

  • LOL Mermaid Man is Racist

  • there should be flapjack edited, although it is the scariest cartoon ever to shit my pants

  • wow lmfao

  • These videos are awsome !! swear to god I had planned on doing something like this till the wife finds these here !!!! good shit dude, when I get some going ims try using my own voice

  • 6:39 it looks like SHIT

  • Flapjack is the creepiest cartoon ever

  • what was the song at the beging

  • through these doors pass all kind s of undersea bullshit.ha ha ha.

  • You got it set to m for motherfucker. lol.

  • Probably one of the best videos on youtube!

  • FLAPJACK NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • pause at 7:54 it looks like spongebob is trying to get something out of his ass

  • "You gotta make room for sex!"

    That's the most sensical thing I've ever heard.

  • "My dick started in a vagina, now it's in one again."

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

  • Its flap jack

  • 1:next time danger threatens, don't expect any Shit from us

    2:you forgot your Penis! you forgot YOUR COCK!

    3:here comes the giant PENIS!/Dick!

    4:YOUR Mermaidman you old Dumb-Ass!

    5:great, now I have to drive 5 miles to TAKE A SHIT, in my own home!(YA' PIECE OF SHIT!)

  • "you just set it to whore" lol

  • at 2:27 how did you do that effect? Masterskodwarde has vids like that and I've been wondering how to do it.

  • OHH..A SQUIDWARD ACTION DILDO!!!!

  • Were Did The Dumbass Can Form Anyway In 9:02?

  • @toshii5 yeah where did that come from?

  • now i have to drive 5 miles to take a shit! Lol

  • 3:51 spongebob got his defense skills from justin bieber

  • 2:30 omg satan sponge

  • 1:56

    sounded like he actually said it xD

  • @SpyrotheDragonBoy200

    i loughed so hard at that

  • 6:43 lol

  • LMFAO hilarious edit.

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  • Yay, finally!

  • Viacom is now pronounced ViaCock.

    R.I.P Roshua777

  • @CptDogzz Back from the dead Roshua666 :)

  • @CptDogzz yeah lolz

  • @CptDogzz Roshua has a new account.

  • that red part scares me to death

  • beginning song is diary of a madman by ozzy osbourne, in case anyone was wondering.

  • @Roshua666 rosh when are you gonna put some vids up on your new acc

  • @spongebobeditsrule12 i will be re uploading his GOOD stuff and his next edit wont really take a while.

  • @Roshua666 fuckin best song ever

  • LMAO

  • YES RANDY RHOADS 

  • 9:14 ear rape lol

  • hahahahahahaha spongebbo shronk sqoubword

  • hmm very interesting video i like it

  • omg yay i new edit!

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