Squidward should forgive SpongeBob for being angry about Mermaid Man's belt because Mermaid Man understand SpongeBob. And he would say "I'm sorry, I didn't know that Mermaid Man unstands you, SpongeBob".
he just couldnt say anything. he ran out of the room, down the hallway, and straight to his car. He sat inside his car, crying, for what seemed like hours. He finally came to grips with himself. "I have to tell her. I have to tell her how I feel." He KNEW he had to. He walked back to her hospital room, but the doctor told her she was sleeping and to come back the next day.
Jenny passed away that night. The doctors told him that she felt no pain, and passed away as she slept
"Remember when I told you that im getting married that day at the coffee shop Stan? I had no intention of marrying him before I met you that day, Stan. I just wanted to see your reaction. Because i never loved him. I loved you, Stan. Ive always loved you. From the first day I saw you. It was always you, Stan. And im sorry for telling you this now, but I just have to tell you, before I go..." Stan wanted to speak, but he couldnt,
"remember the night before prom, Stan? When you were at my house and i showed you my dress? I always wanted to go with you Stan, but I was always too scared to ask you. But I knew you didnt feel the same way." Stan couldnt hold back the tears any longer, and wanted to say something, but he looked over at Jenny and knew that she had something to say.
"Remember when I told you that im getting married that day at the coffee shop Stan? I
"hey stan? Remember when we were in highschool? remember when I use to tell you about all the boys I liked? I never really liked them that much, you know. I just wanted to see what your reaction would be when I told you about them. But you always just smiled, and never said anything and never looked into my eyes. you always looked like you were busy thinking about something else." The tears started coming to Stan's eyes, but he held them back, as hard as he could.
. "hey stan? Remember the first day of 4th grade? You probably never noticed, but I always looked at you secretly. You were the boy who hid behind his book. I always wondered what you were thinking about." Stan wanted to say something, but Jenny kept talking. "Remember 6th grade Stan, when we became partners? I never told you this, but I secretly went up to the teacher and begged her to let us be partners." Stan wanted to say something, anything, but he let jenny keep talking.
Jenny had been diagnosed with terminal Cancer 2 years ago, but she fought and fought and lived a healthy 2 years. But Cancer had caught up, and both her and Stan knew that she only had days left on earth. "Tell her Stan. Tell her how you feel. How you've always felt. You will never get another chance." He thought inside his head. He was going to do it, he was just figuring out where to start. "Hey Jenny.." but midsentence, Jenny cut him off. .
"I should call my wife right now. tell her im divorcing her. Ask Jenny out on a date." is what he thought inside of his head. But ofcourse, he knew he couldnt do that. Jenny never loved him, and there was no way he could ever risk losing her from his life.
Stan wiped the tears from his eyes before walking into the room. He knew he had to look strong, for her. Stan was 48, divorced, and now sitting on the bedside of the girl he had loved for almost 40 years.
"Ill take it!" Stan told the man who had just sold him his very first motorcycle. He never thought he would suffer a mid-life crisis, but here he was, 40, and buying a bike. He was walking out of the dealership when Jenny called him. "he..he cheated on me. Its over." He knew this day was coming. Her husband was a total dick. But stan never said anything, because he made Jenny happy, or atleast thats the way it appeared.
Stan was out shopping, making preparations for his 36th birthday party. It was probably something that his wife should have been doing, but like always, she was too busy. "do you even love her?" Jenny had asked Stan the question many times in the last few years, but he always lied when he said "ofcourse I do." He never did. He never really knew if he had ever loved her. He use to enjoy being with her, but he never once felt for her the way he felt for Jenny.
He walked up to the coffee table where she was sitting, and sat down. Looking into her eyes, he could tell that she was excited, but also nervous, scared, anxious, and lost. "He proposed!" she said, and his heart fell out of his chest. It took everything he had inside him to hold back the tears, and it was even harder for him to say "im so happy for you!" and make it look like he really meant it.
But all he could muster to say was "you look good!" His heart couldnt stand looking at her anymore, so he made an awkward excuse, and went on his way.
Stan was turning 27 next week. It had been weeks since he had talked to jenny, so he was a bit surprised when she called him to meet up for coffee. Stan had tried dating, met several great people, but he never could stop thinking about Jenny. She had been going out with some guy for almost a year.
It was the night before prom. Jenny had been asked to go with the most popular guy in school, and stan... well stan didnt even know if he wanted to go at all. Jenny asked him to come over to her house. He sat there waiting in her bedroom, as she put on her dress. She came out, and asked him "how do I look?" Beautiful, gorgeous, magnificant, like a star fell out of the sky took human form and put on a dress... is what Stan thought in his head.
Years went by, and Stan and Jenny went on to highschool. Jenny started telling Stan about the boys she liked. She would look him straight in the eyes, everytime they talked. Stan would look down, look at the walls, or look at the sky, avoiding eye contact at all costs; he didnt want Jenny to know how he really felt when she would be telling him about other guys.
but he didnt come to school naked(as often was the case in his dreams), and when he pinched himself, it hurt. Jenny and Stan became best of friends that year. They would build off each others jokes, ponder about things too deep for the minds of 11 year olds, and talk about nonsense all day long. To stan, it felt like they were always meant to be together. But he never told her that, he was always too scared.
It was the first day of 6th grade. Middle school, new people, new faces and new places. The teacher told them that they would be paired up and that would be your reading partner for the rest of the year. Stan sat there at the back of the class, quitely listening as people starting getting paired off. A few moments later, he heard his name called. "Stan, your with Jenny." He thought he was dreaming,
He never really was reading though, he was hiding behind a book, staring at the girl who was always surrounded by people. He never knew why, but he loved her from the first second he ever saw her. "I should go over and say hi. Maybe I should go and tell her a joke? Knock knock...?" he would think, but he never worked up the courage to ever go over her way.
This is a story about a boy named stan and a girl named Jenny. It was the first day of 4th grade when he saw her. She was the girl who was alway surrounded by people; people who admired her, people who laughed at her jokes, and people who just wanted to be a part of a popular crowd. He was the boy who sat at the back of the class reading his book.
we got to keep up owe cock for the fight aginst niggers. and a silly dick for the lad.mormade man letft his cock wow.heres your cum sir. wow the roach was eating shit .lets fuck mormade man. we cant do that. lol squidword and the cock.i wonde if a fall from this hight will kill me.
These videos are awsome !! swear to god I had planned on doing something like this till the wife finds these here !!!! good shit dude, when I get some going ims try using my own voice
Where do you get the "I'm gonna fvck you" line at 4:22 from?
470George 3 weeks ago
It really sounded like he said sex at 1:55
theboomandbang1 2 months ago
mermaidman has a big cock lol xd
SonicTeamGX 3 months ago
this is STUPID, IMMATURE, and NOT AT ALL FUNNY, forshame
JGstarzintheireyes 4 months ago in playlist Spongebob Edited Videos
@JGstarzintheireyes lol at this
lewiscollegevids 4 months ago
@JGstarzintheireyes U HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR
FirecrackerFilms29 1 week ago
1:40 this is all i really came to see! LMFAO
Zeltaro 5 months ago
"Hail satan!" lol the way he said it
joewhatthehellman 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
what does the little s0ng clip say at 3:16
happyhellday3 5 months ago
what does the little s0ng clip say
happyhellday3 5 months ago
for 65 years this cock has prevented the falls of balls and undapants LOLOL
Vengeanceevids 6 months ago
bubby!
veracS1005 6 months ago
9 people got hit with the cum ray
Shwartzie007 6 months ago
Squidward looks like barnacle boy
sonicfan6011 6 months ago
i dont like flapjack
supersniperAK 6 months ago
In squidwards big nose is sh*t.
TheRandomvideos999 6 months ago
2:29 - 2:35 what did he even say????
11808Clover 7 months ago
@11808Clover wait ive got somthing for you
subject19isdead 6 months ago
@subject19isdead oh
11808Clover 6 months ago
this video suck mai SHIIT
coltonpew 7 months ago
slow down im gonna spurt,.....sorry
loveless2198 8 months ago
Squidward should forgive SpongeBob for being angry about Mermaid Man's belt because Mermaid Man understand SpongeBob. And he would say "I'm sorry, I didn't know that Mermaid Man unstands you, SpongeBob".
MalechiPerez 8 months ago
this is a short story i wrote please go back to read it in order copy and paste please
cars812 8 months ago
he just couldnt say anything. he ran out of the room, down the hallway, and straight to his car. He sat inside his car, crying, for what seemed like hours. He finally came to grips with himself. "I have to tell her. I have to tell her how I feel." He KNEW he had to. He walked back to her hospital room, but the doctor told her she was sleeping and to come back the next day.
Jenny passed away that night. The doctors told him that she felt no pain, and passed away as she slept
cars812 8 months ago
"Remember when I told you that im getting married that day at the coffee shop Stan? I had no intention of marrying him before I met you that day, Stan. I just wanted to see your reaction. Because i never loved him. I loved you, Stan. Ive always loved you. From the first day I saw you. It was always you, Stan. And im sorry for telling you this now, but I just have to tell you, before I go..." Stan wanted to speak, but he couldnt,
cars812 8 months ago
"remember the night before prom, Stan? When you were at my house and i showed you my dress? I always wanted to go with you Stan, but I was always too scared to ask you. But I knew you didnt feel the same way." Stan couldnt hold back the tears any longer, and wanted to say something, but he looked over at Jenny and knew that she had something to say.
"Remember when I told you that im getting married that day at the coffee shop Stan? I
cars812 8 months ago
"hey stan? Remember when we were in highschool? remember when I use to tell you about all the boys I liked? I never really liked them that much, you know. I just wanted to see what your reaction would be when I told you about them. But you always just smiled, and never said anything and never looked into my eyes. you always looked like you were busy thinking about something else." The tears started coming to Stan's eyes, but he held them back, as hard as he could.
cars812 8 months ago
. "hey stan? Remember the first day of 4th grade? You probably never noticed, but I always looked at you secretly. You were the boy who hid behind his book. I always wondered what you were thinking about." Stan wanted to say something, but Jenny kept talking. "Remember 6th grade Stan, when we became partners? I never told you this, but I secretly went up to the teacher and begged her to let us be partners." Stan wanted to say something, anything, but he let jenny keep talking.
cars812 8 months ago
Jenny had been diagnosed with terminal Cancer 2 years ago, but she fought and fought and lived a healthy 2 years. But Cancer had caught up, and both her and Stan knew that she only had days left on earth. "Tell her Stan. Tell her how you feel. How you've always felt. You will never get another chance." He thought inside his head. He was going to do it, he was just figuring out where to start. "Hey Jenny.." but midsentence, Jenny cut him off. .
cars812 8 months ago
"I should call my wife right now. tell her im divorcing her. Ask Jenny out on a date." is what he thought inside of his head. But ofcourse, he knew he couldnt do that. Jenny never loved him, and there was no way he could ever risk losing her from his life.
Stan wiped the tears from his eyes before walking into the room. He knew he had to look strong, for her. Stan was 48, divorced, and now sitting on the bedside of the girl he had loved for almost 40 years.
cars812 8 months ago
"Ill take it!" Stan told the man who had just sold him his very first motorcycle. He never thought he would suffer a mid-life crisis, but here he was, 40, and buying a bike. He was walking out of the dealership when Jenny called him. "he..he cheated on me. Its over." He knew this day was coming. Her husband was a total dick. But stan never said anything, because he made Jenny happy, or atleast thats the way it appeared.
cars812 8 months ago
Stan was out shopping, making preparations for his 36th birthday party. It was probably something that his wife should have been doing, but like always, she was too busy. "do you even love her?" Jenny had asked Stan the question many times in the last few years, but he always lied when he said "ofcourse I do." He never did. He never really knew if he had ever loved her. He use to enjoy being with her, but he never once felt for her the way he felt for Jenny.
cars812 8 months ago
He walked up to the coffee table where she was sitting, and sat down. Looking into her eyes, he could tell that she was excited, but also nervous, scared, anxious, and lost. "He proposed!" she said, and his heart fell out of his chest. It took everything he had inside him to hold back the tears, and it was even harder for him to say "im so happy for you!" and make it look like he really meant it.
cars812 8 months ago
But all he could muster to say was "you look good!" His heart couldnt stand looking at her anymore, so he made an awkward excuse, and went on his way.
Stan was turning 27 next week. It had been weeks since he had talked to jenny, so he was a bit surprised when she called him to meet up for coffee. Stan had tried dating, met several great people, but he never could stop thinking about Jenny. She had been going out with some guy for almost a year.
cars812 8 months ago
It was the night before prom. Jenny had been asked to go with the most popular guy in school, and stan... well stan didnt even know if he wanted to go at all. Jenny asked him to come over to her house. He sat there waiting in her bedroom, as she put on her dress. She came out, and asked him "how do I look?" Beautiful, gorgeous, magnificant, like a star fell out of the sky took human form and put on a dress... is what Stan thought in his head.
cars812 8 months ago
Years went by, and Stan and Jenny went on to highschool. Jenny started telling Stan about the boys she liked. She would look him straight in the eyes, everytime they talked. Stan would look down, look at the walls, or look at the sky, avoiding eye contact at all costs; he didnt want Jenny to know how he really felt when she would be telling him about other guys.
cars812 8 months ago
but he didnt come to school naked(as often was the case in his dreams), and when he pinched himself, it hurt. Jenny and Stan became best of friends that year. They would build off each others jokes, ponder about things too deep for the minds of 11 year olds, and talk about nonsense all day long. To stan, it felt like they were always meant to be together. But he never told her that, he was always too scared.
cars812 8 months ago
It was the first day of 6th grade. Middle school, new people, new faces and new places. The teacher told them that they would be paired up and that would be your reading partner for the rest of the year. Stan sat there at the back of the class, quitely listening as people starting getting paired off. A few moments later, he heard his name called. "Stan, your with Jenny." He thought he was dreaming,
cars812 8 months ago
He never really was reading though, he was hiding behind a book, staring at the girl who was always surrounded by people. He never knew why, but he loved her from the first second he ever saw her. "I should go over and say hi. Maybe I should go and tell her a joke? Knock knock...?" he would think, but he never worked up the courage to ever go over her way.
cars812 8 months ago
This is a story about a boy named stan and a girl named Jenny. It was the first day of 4th grade when he saw her. She was the girl who was alway surrounded by people; people who admired her, people who laughed at her jokes, and people who just wanted to be a part of a popular crowd. He was the boy who sat at the back of the class reading his book.
cars812 8 months ago
:20 Mermaidman is a jerk, lol!
Tempist305 8 months ago
i agree that flapjack is fucking scary... i swear how did it pass through cartoon network? but its still my fav. cartoon
ViacomIsBullshit 9 months ago 3
@ViacomIsBullshit oh my god
xxkingkrobestxx 4 months ago
we got to keep up owe cock for the fight aginst niggers. and a silly dick for the lad.mormade man letft his cock wow.heres your cum sir. wow the roach was eating shit .lets fuck mormade man. we cant do that. lol squidword and the cock.i wonde if a fall from this hight will kill me.
darkball31 9 months ago
01:03--WILL THIS COVER IT?........."SHIT"!
ShyD112 9 months ago
Barnacle Boy: "I told you I'm not gay Mermaid Man!"
Robert9640 9 months ago
Spongebob "Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy...must get buttsex"
rd486 9 months ago
Mermaidman "a double piece of shit and coral bits for me...and a silly dick for the lad"
rd486 9 months ago
5 ppls cocks magically shrunk
acfreak55 10 months ago
LMAO if you wanna grow up gay like me you gotta leave room for sex
507Soccer 10 months ago
LOL Mermaid Man is Racist
MelonMan24311 10 months ago
there should be flapjack edited, although it is the scariest cartoon ever to shit my pants
Mercury630 10 months ago
wow lmfao
darkball31 11 months ago
These videos are awsome !! swear to god I had planned on doing something like this till the wife finds these here !!!! good shit dude, when I get some going ims try using my own voice
Bigmokh31 11 months ago
6:39 it looks like SHIT
fiddle981 1 year ago
Flapjack is the creepiest cartoon ever
kmaniscool14 1 year ago
what was the song at the beging
MacandJEM123 1 year ago
through these doors pass all kind s of undersea bullshit.ha ha ha.
RobRulz1231 1 year ago
You got it set to m for motherfucker. lol.
MrFreshedits3 1 year ago
Probably one of the best videos on youtube!
1MSoViP 1 year ago
FLAPJACK NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
conor8262TV 1 year ago
pause at 7:54 it looks like spongebob is trying to get something out of his ass
toiletface10 1 year ago
"You gotta make room for sex!"
That's the most sensical thing I've ever heard.
CaptainOlimar247 1 year ago
"My dick started in a vagina, now it's in one again."
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
nafaidni 1 year ago
Its flap jack
Hanaukyo21 1 year ago
1:next time danger threatens, don't expect any Shit from us
2:you forgot your Penis! you forgot YOUR COCK!
3:here comes the giant PENIS!/Dick!
4:YOUR Mermaidman you old Dumb-Ass!
5:great, now I have to drive 5 miles to TAKE A SHIT, in my own home!(YA' PIECE OF SHIT!)
Kendell12334 1 year ago 7
"you just set it to whore" lol
GTAIVman 1 year ago
at 2:27 how did you do that effect? Masterskodwarde has vids like that and I've been wondering how to do it.
editorzRus 1 year ago
OHH..A SQUIDWARD ACTION DILDO!!!!
THUNDERBOLT013 1 year ago
Were Did The Dumbass Can Form Anyway In 9:02?
toshii5 1 year ago
@toshii5 yeah where did that come from?
mannleslie79 1 year ago
now i have to drive 5 miles to take a shit! Lol
editorzRus 1 year ago
3:51 spongebob got his defense skills from justin bieber
MetalGargantuan 1 year ago
2:30 omg satan sponge
Haasehero 1 year ago
1:56
sounded like he actually said it xD
SpyrotheDragonBoy200 1 year ago 16
@SpyrotheDragonBoy200
i loughed so hard at that
soarespatricia2 6 months ago
6:43 lol
dunttalk2me174 1 year ago
LMFAO hilarious edit.
acfreak55 1 year ago
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ICRITICISEEDITS 1 year ago
Yay, finally!
mooveetraylaguy 1 year ago
Viacom is now pronounced ViaCock.
R.I.P Roshua777
CptDogzz 1 year ago 25
@CptDogzz Back from the dead Roshua666 :)
ICRITICISEEDITS 1 year ago
@CptDogzz yeah lolz
mannleslie79 1 year ago
@CptDogzz Roshua has a new account.
Ceciltheknight 11 months ago
that red part scares me to death
mannleslie79 1 year ago
beginning song is diary of a madman by ozzy osbourne, in case anyone was wondering.
Roshua666 1 year ago
@Roshua666 rosh when are you gonna put some vids up on your new acc
spongebobeditsrule12 1 year ago
@spongebobeditsrule12 i will be re uploading his GOOD stuff and his next edit wont really take a while.
ViacomIsBullshit 1 year ago
@Roshua666 fuckin best song ever
gunraykilla 1 year ago
LMAO
ViacomIsRunByJews 1 year ago
YES RANDY RHOADS
gunraykilla 1 year ago
9:14 ear rape lol
RyGuy900 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha spongebbo shronk sqoubword
spongebobG1 1 year ago
hmm very interesting video i like it
DingusHead45542 1 year ago
omg yay i new edit!
disturbedfan56 1 year ago