I'm Lady Gaga

[kissingmexx]

lay down in a dark room n think about all the things i wanna do, need to do and things i have done,.. by the end of it i end up sleeping lol,.. wears me out thinking too much

[FORECON44]

I fall asleep by hitting my head against a wall. That seems to solve all my problems! I even get a medicine and people say I'm special and call me Ed!

[wafflelover14]

Mother: GET OFF THE COMPUTER!

Me: ONE MORE VIDEO!

*six videos later...*

[YoseMiteEmery]

drink a beer! and lay down :)

[1008Luma]

Love him

[twifann4]

I don't sleep at night at all unless I take PERSCRIBED sleep medication and even then I still can't fall asleep sometimes.

That's where writing comes in handy! Whoohoo writing!

[jonny5041]

The guy in the app sounds like an erotic phone enterteiner!!! lol

[ladyreepirate]

Listen to "Sandman" NO THAT MAKES YOU HYPER!! listen to "The Longest Night" by:Bee Gees, or buy their whole album E.S.P. So soothing!!

[xBombahclatZz]

you shoot your self

[ADoryble7]

"I'll be sleeping with you"..... very creepy

[piano246]

17 people dont count dinosaurs.

[mynamemaru]

aww~~aww~~~dont make cute faces or ill might have a crush on you

[singingsince08]

I think of ideas of for stories and eventually fall asleep after that... or if I'm exceedingly tired (i.e. last night) I'll just lie down and fall asleep two minutes later. But it usually takes 1-2 hours, sometimes on really bad nights I won't sleep at all, to fall asleep. Mmm... cookie dough sounds really good now though XD

[TheMegaAhaaaa]

That pout at 0.10. So cute!!!

[wolvesrockILOVEWOLF]

again the captions are all wrong!

[koolkat123me]

Try watching TV... Better yet, a channel that ALWAYS has commercials. I also recommend forcing yourself to read a really boring book, and the stupidest one of all: Counting backwards from 100. If you get any lower than 80, start over, again and again and again. Something I do to make my eyes "tired" (in other words, hurting them so you feel tired xD) is staring at something super bright while you're in the dark. That's my method of boring yourself to sleep/that's all I got xD

[koolkat123me]

I TRIED COUNTING DINOSAURS!!!!!!!

[BalletBeauty97]

omg I have the exact same problem! I will get in bed at 9:30 hoping to fall asleep by atleast 1... but I end up laying in bed for 6 and a half hours untill I finally fall asleep around 4AM!!!

-_-

[girfan811]

I watch vidios on my iPod in the dark until my eyes hurt. Haha.

[Mad4Hats97]

kaleb woke up 16 people

[VampireChick3211]

I'm not crazy, I'm lady Gaga LOL :D

[JustinBieberGirl9514]

I tried counting dinosau- wait AHHH 666 comments, That is until my comment ruins it.

[lauraplenzik]

I listen to The Social Network Soundtrack

[Lunaour1Twilight]

Hey Kaleb , so my tips are because I have the same problem but minor earplugs , classical music , Audiobook ( the twilight saga audio book is a easy to fell a sleep on it because she have the same voice all the time). , FanFiction web site search on Sleep , bed and trouble after this you just want to go to bed than the last one all together you will fall a sleep Start with the FanFiction then Audio Book then Classical and final the earplugs.

[twilightgirl41141]

how i fall asleep is by writing a bit until i cant think of anything else and then i fall asleep to my ipod

[ToxTubeDK]

I fall a sleep to a film... if its good i always fall a sleep (DAMN!!) If its bad it stay up and whine about how f*cking bad the movie is :P

[JacobTheEpicWinner]

usually, i just wait until i fall asleep, but if that takes too long, then i just read a book or two by flashlight until i pretty much pass out.

[TheFourOfClubs]

I think I'm going to start referring to you as Sasha Fierce. Also, there's something in you're hair... Thought you ought to know

[mrsjenniferJONAS1]

i have a heart shape pillow that says truly yours...strange ik aha but without it i cant sleep lolz

[person10001]

I listen to classical music and I think of nice things and then I fall asleep and it's great (:

[aquarmanii]

smoke some weed. ull sleep like a baby

[mrnobody1500]

Usually, I flop face first and pass out instantly so, goodluck! xD

[anastasiachamp]

Haha this is my favorite. Absolutely hilarious :]

[Megalicious1216]

1:16-1:33 There's a little white speck of what looks like paper in your hair! xD Your amazing Kaleb!<33

[HannibalCrysis]

masturbate 7 times :)

[MrsDracoMalfoy72994]

I LOVE YOUR VOICE!!!!!!!!

[MizzLotte98]

WHY do you have a JUSTIN BIEBER song on your PHONE?

[RubyVioletRoses]

I downloaded the Sleepmaker Rain (Free)and I set it on "Gentle onto forest foliage". Works every time, hope this helps!

[hidethepepsi92]

lol you're freaking adorable.:) ... Nyquil?

[hotfrog1989]

Hey Kaleb, have you ever tried melatonin? Its all natural and knocks me out quick, start off with 6 milligrams (Buy em in 3 mg tablets) Hope that helps your insomnia!

[ILoveBlairAndElle]

COOKIE DOUGH. yeah i love you.

[Wolflover5800]

i have had a sleeping problem too, but no this bad. put a pillow over your head and make sure you cant hear anything! then MAKE yourself go to sleep. lik making sure your mind doesn`t wander off i thoughts! be in control. it works 4 me!

[linkfan160]

Think about anything BESIDES "I can't sleep"

[redbell94]

heavy metal music

[Savylovesyouu]

its called laying on your back and playing with your iPod till you cant keep your eyes open anymore and you fall asleep.

( : thass how i work.

[DaHa66]

hey cousin hows lifeeee

[dontcare1000]

i wana buy your book~

[lissrose321]

i text until i fall asleep.

or i toss and turn

[Missmolliekate1]

i don't sleep... much :L -.-

[CartoonDraw]

This is my 6th time watching this! Haha, so good! :D

[Megalicious1216]

I swear, ill love u forever if u keep making hilarious videos like this. <3

[CartoonDraw]

I'm watching this because I'm trying to get to sleep, haha! (I'm on my Ipod)

[simor123]

omg i loved that bad romance thingy at the end!

[0Hlivia]

I don't fall asleep -___-

[hizkijah09]

im not crazy..IM LADY GAGA

[janjoy10]

Ocean noises

[7PinkRose7]

Bad Romance! That's so freaking awesome!

[Blueheart213]

i have the same problem -.-

[ZombieBunnyQueen]

"thank you beyonce!" "thats why they call me sasha fierce!!" xD im liking this video just for that part and that part only <3

[DanItsIronic]

haha simple but amusing :D, I not seen any raw cookie dough in the U.K :(

[mikeyboy010101]

try to stay awake... works like a charm

good vid tho subscribed to ur stuff xD

[Fogglesworthify]

I would say it's your concionse and..

[Naorin93]

Read a book, then think about what I want to dream about until I fall asleep. Chances are, I'll have really interesting dreams ;)

[sarah77825]

That app made me laugh so hard xD

[prnpeach24]

browse apps on my iphone and listen to the same song over and over again on my ipod.

[belongtobill]

I write in my notebook. I write short stories and i just tend to fall asleep with the pen on my face and I wake up the next day with pen lines all over my face XD

[britt1britt94]

I read until i cant anymore, but you have to read a boring book(otherwise it might get good and before you know it you'll be up til 8am!!) good luck!!

[PizzazzGirl32]

read a book. and if you are on the computer, the rays make you stay up 2 hours. you cant sleep.

[SamanthaSparkles48]

Where did you get the Lady Gaga lullaby? I love it!!!

[EmanE77]

i watch the fucking food channel

[HermioneJPotter]

do my homework, look toward my bed and just like that i have enough energy to drag myself under the covers and im gone.

[hersheyhorsie]

i dont fall asleep :(

[jonsitron11]

I fall asleep by go to bed, close my eyes and just lay there. Some hours. If that doesn't work, I play The Godfather. That usually doesn't work either, but by then it's almost sunny so I don't really sleep much. o.O

[boxsetnoah1]

watch tv tell i dose off

[kArLA98991]

I read or write until I just fall asleep...but it doesn't work!!!! (sometimes)

[JonasLuvBug2]

i listen to music and think about past and memories .. till i get bored and fall asleep

xD

[ketzchexmex]

where the bad romance jingle at the end of the vid from???? Anyone know?

[kare3423]

i have to read or watch geroge lopez :)

[kittykatie94]

lol I have the same problem. I usually don't fall asleep until early early morning. as in, 5 or even 8 AM. sometimes I just don't sleep. :/ try not sleeping one night, the next night you'll fall asleep early.

[maiordeidade123]

I fall sleep listening the song of your video.(1:36) dhuashudahus :D

[gaarakanji]

=p i fall asleep listening to soft instrumental music haha =D

[klarissa5]

I love you... I dont even know you but i love you.. XD

[19Luckystarbabe95]

me? i just read....and read.....and read.......and zzzzZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzZ..­.....

[klgallik]

You should take Melatonin, that's what always helps me when I can't sleep. I know how you feel Kaleb! Take two and it will knock you out! Hope it helps! : D

[makandtiashow]

haha i cnt sleep now so im sitting on my bed watching videos on my fone nd it so dsnt help wen u randmly say 'in not crazy, im lady gaga'

[votemichaelformaniac]

that's why they call me Sasha Fierce!

[lola0117536]

i allways sleep by counting sheep bah1 bah2 ...goodnight

[XRvd15X]

I just think about how amazing my dream is gonna be... then it doesn't come... lol

[tiff12ful]

HAHAHAHAHHAH IF I HAD THAT APP I WOULD BE LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME!!

[strwberryskippinrope]

lol i did that one night when i couldnt sleep! !

[EmiEdward]

when i cant sleep, *which is 99.9998% of the time* i either read a little bit of Night World or Marked. Or listen To music and pretend to fall. that usually helps....no it doesnt... read little kid books, like Junie B. Jones. or Thomas and Friends... i know its weird but it helps...and crunches or push ups...then if any of that doesnt work, go out and look at the stars. Or like pain meds with like a PM on it.

[TheBrilliantAK47]

Wanna sleep, eat a bullet or do heroin. You could also try having sex or drinking alot...hell, go for a bottle or Nyquil. I'm just suggesting.

[chuakip]

I usually stab myself in the left foot, and pass out from blood loss.

This is probably not a good habit.

[supersonic3412]

i masterbade myself to justin beiber 0.o''

[cullengal102]

oh dude i been having the same problems this summer and problem is in a couple days i start camp and i have to wake up at 10 am and for thiese past days i been waking up at 12 or 1 Pm. So what i found out is reading a book, writing some notes for my stories or blaring Green Day (It's weird but it puts me to sleep) helps me get sleep

[moviegal3456]

@cullengal102 I do the exact same things (Green Day, writing & reading)! I'm going to a camp too! wEiRd.

[cullengal102]

@moviegal3456 freak lol

[GaurdianCommander]

if i cant sleep i act like f.e.a.r. (as in teh game) is real and i usually piss my pants while i fall asleep.

[jeffersonstealflags]

READ VERY BORING BOOK,IF YOU CANT FIND 1 READ OFF THE INTERNET!

thats how i fall asleep 8)

[xXxA7XATTICxXx]

at one time in my life i try to be original and i get on the internet and do something and everyone calls me a poser

damnit!!

i say "Im not crazy"

[karatepanda13]

If I can't sleep, I usually go on YouTube and watch this video about ten times, because it just makes me feel better about being an insomniac. ^_^

And I actually do the same thing as someone else and read the dictionary. Although I prefer to read the encyclopedia, because it's somewhat more interesting. Then, after I can't continue reading the encyclopedia because I'll die, I go and read the last chapter of Lord of the Flies. By that point, if I don't feel sleepy, I'm screwed.

[GtaLover201]

i play online on my ps3 untill my friends start boring me like ''hey man i know this glitch were you can go this and that will happen and BLAH BLAH BLAH!'' (they dont really say it like that) but i hear them go on and on and i just turn my mic off and fall asleep cuz they bore the hell out of me

[fatalityman123]

Some guy will pop out of that phone and RAPE u to death, their ur asleep forever

[CGFAxel2nd]

I watch tv

[Silenthill0707]

LOL xDDDDD

[XXIKUOLXX]

WHEN I CANT FALL ASLEEP I WATCH SUM JB SHIT HOPEING THAT LIL GIRLS PISS POR VOICE PUTS ME TO SLEEP OR I TRY TO BE AN URBAN NINJA AND JUMP OFF MY BALCANNY AND SUM TIMES THE PAIN PUTS ME OUT OR ILL BRAKE UP WID MY GF AND CRY MY SLF TO SLEEP OR ILL JUST STARE AT DA POSTER OF MY HERO DAVID BERKAWITS AND IF DAT ISNT ENUFF I WILL LISTEN TO I NOW I DONT DO THIS MUCH KUZ IT PUTS ME OUT FAST ILL LISTEN TO.......... NPR.........

[attackthem5]

I cry myself to sleep.

Try that.

[JustMeMyselfAndYou]

So when i cant sleep. I run! i Run from the insomnia. well not really i just run. make sure you stretch first

[doda]

...that app is super creepy haha. I think everyone eats raw cookie dough, haha, that warning is pointless.

[moviegal3456]

I cant sleep either! It's 11:50 right now :p

[hannahbaby911]

i can relate! haha. and i laughed my ass off.

[poodle6298]

i dont sleep im a sugar vampire

[7dust08]

try turning off your camera and closing your eyes. It works for me everytime lol. I have insomnia too though, but mine is from my house burning down last year. :( iiit waaass nooo goood..

[GossipMania1234]

Watch tv all day sooner or l8r ull die or fall asleep.....lol

[sparkhead42]

i listen to death metal and watch tv

[UndeadDragonEmpress]

listening to that bad romance lullaby. i could easily fall asleep listening to that. i haven't slept all night...

[WolfGod277]

hit your self in head with base ball bat...you go out for 16 hours

[numberonefergiefan]

if u cant sleep drink some warm milk that helps

[BellaObsessed]

masturbate.

[starbunny201010]

@BellaObsessed that's disgusting

[BellaObsessed]

@starbunny201010 wtf its something everyone does. yall act like its a bad thing. a man can releave himself if he wants, and he shouldnt be judged for it. so gtfo bitch,

[starbunny201010]

@BellaObsessed well it is and im pretty sure that EVERYONE doesn't do it so you can go SUCK IT!

[attackthem5]

@BellaObsessed Sad thing is, this might be true.

[StiinaM]

hahahaha love when you say "I tried counting dinosaurs" youre so funny!

[Javizzzz2]

COUNT WHORES I BET U HAVE ALOT

[GamerUnleashed]

I play video games laying down.

[WildlifePhotoify]

I've had insomnia since I was two! Warm milk in a mug for one minute, then mix in honey, nutmeg, and cinnamon. Also if you can't sleep, get up and walk around your house 3 times, going into every room. Insomnia can worsen if you have something on your mind or you forgot something. Walking around will tire your body and put your mind at ease! Good luck Kaleb!

[WildlifePhotoify]

I've had insomnia since I was two! Warm milk in a mug for one minute, then mix in honey, nutmeg, and cinnamon. Also if you can't sleep, get up and walk around your house 3 times, going into every room. Insomnia can worsen if you have something on your mind or you forgot something. Walking around will tire your body and put your mind at ease! Good luck Kaleb!

[AshleyMystey]

i listen to a really peaceful flute kinda melody in my ipod.

[sepiaravioli]

I have this playlist I made a long time ago that I listen to whenever I cant sleep. It's wierd but I've kinda trained myself; I fall asleep exactly half way through the fourth song O_o

1. Eyes On Fire - Blue Foundation

2. Bookends - Simon and Garfunkel

3. Lyrical Lies - Cute I What We Aim For

4. If It Kills Me (From the Casanova Sessions) - Jason Mraz

5. Getting Into You - Relient K

6. Twenty Four - Switchfoot

7. The Wreckage - Vanessa Carlton

8. She Is Love - Parachute

[dancingonapiano]

wow that was so random; i luv it! if i cant sleep i play movie in my head but dont sing a song cause it will just get stuck in ur head and annoy u!!!!!!!!

[avenueify]

I'M NOT CRAZY, I'M LADY GAGA!

[happygoth1]

i know how u feel i can never sleep i even ran up and down the hallway for 5 mins and i was still not tried out i get like that ever night

[93628456]

poor you! :)

[KillerTabby]

Lol *Creepy McCreeperson being creepy* Kaleb: "It's not working!!!" *sounds terrified* XD And why don't they have a warning on those things for non-crazy Lady Gagas?

[AnnieBananieBlondie]

when I can't sleep (although I always can, but theoretically... the rare times that I can't) I say something over and over and over and over again. ie. a prayer, the rosery. in the rosery, I pray and our father, and then a hail mary 10 times, and repeat that 5 times, asking God to help me fall alseep, and I NEVER finish because I always fall asleep before I can finish it. :)

[nadja6]

I drink Coca-cola!!! I know it supose to wake me, but doesn't work XD

I'm Lady Gaga!!! LOL

[KowaiiSo]

I use reverse psychology and go all I don't want to sleep. Then I sleep inevitably.

[KillerTabby]

@KowaiiSo You use reverse psychology on yourself? ...that's genius. lol

[KowaiiSo]

@KillerTabby ;o haha 

[wolfiemoonOnROBLOX]

Also, the past few days I've been sleeping at like 1:30 AM @_@ I just lie in bed tossing and turning. But since it's summer, I go to bed at midnight :PPP

[wolfiemoonOnROBLOX]

I love this video :3 You're funnier at night.

[ReflectionMoives]

I'm lady gaga!! lol

[lionandthelamb4ever]

LOL

[mskenziecullen]

i listen to owl city. love them. him. whoever it is. XD. *cough*Adam Young*cough*

[MusicVideoMVP]

I simply love the bad romance at the last part of the video... is there a download for that tune? I could sleep with that melody...

[Astrea22]

I like your videos, I even think I will order your book. But damn I'd like to see your eyebrows sometimes :D

Keep up :-)

[fanpire44]

i write when i can't sleep because my crazy ideas come to life when i am sleep deprived. i usually don't go to sleep though... kind of defeats the purpose lol

[Paintedclaw7]

If I can't sleep I read a good book(Like twilight, or my favorite, The hunger games) until I fall asleep and loose my page XD

[edward5331]

Lol reminds me of two people, Me( LOL, sometimes) and Adam Young (he has real sleeping issuses) adam the guy from owl city....

[Meggy117]

Owl City.

Adam's voiceis so soothing with autotune, I just drift off.... :)

[BroadwayBabe3]

I'm an insomniac as well, so I don't know how you sleep. Usually I read, but I don't sleep, it just kills time.

[Azlananderson]

When i can't sleep i find drinking enough milk to fill you stomich twice normally does it, also pacing... i don't know why that helps but after the 116th time of crossing my room i'm pretty much dead on my feet. And cooling down, even if its the middle of winter i like to be cold, cause then i can 'snuggle up' in my dovay and the warmth makes me sleep ^_^

[sovoyita]

I am cursed with insomnia, too. :( 'Tis a sad night when a girl cannot find peace in sleep and dreams. It's funny, though, because my mom found this drink called Sippin Syrup and it has all these extracts in it that are supposed to help you fall asleep. It takes like grape soda! Hee hee, but if that doesn't work, I recommend meditation. It seems weird but sometimes you accidentally fall asleep while trying to clear your mind. It's quite funny when you wake up again :)

[gaveZexionMyHeart]

MMMM raw cookie dough. lol. i usually listen to my mp3 player to help me get to sleep

[QueenTigerlLilly]

I'm not crazy I'm Lady Gaga

:D

[27plus3is30]

if i can't sleep, i read a realllllly boring book or just clothes my eyes and count. I got to 784 once... it sucked cuz that day was a sunday night.

[MysteryFanGirl]

A Hot Bath & Milk & Cookies does it for me... ^_~ but if you are really desperate you could try a very boring movie/book our lying on the floor for couple of minutes.

[briarrose456]

i love the awesome lady gaga song at the end.

[Shadymoody]

i dont haha

[votemichaelformaniac]

I bore myself into sleeping by reading the same sentence over...and over...and over...and then I'm bored into a good night's sleep!!!!!

[ECbiteMe17]

ha it took me like a minute to realize that was bad romance playing at the end, funny vid kaleb!

[19Luckystarbabe95]

I DONT

i hav nightmares instead they involve studying O.O

[Spiritbender64]

If I can't sleep, I read my "Random House: Unabridged Dictionary" my parents got me for my birthday. Apparently, to them, it looked like the puppy I always wanted.

[kalebnation]

@Spiritbender64 HAHAHA I love this comment :P

[AshleyMystey]

@kalebnation i totally agree!most of the comments i get to see are forced by the desire to type something.

[GeekyArt]

The only thing that works for me is to read a very very boring book. The kind of book you never make it past the first chapter because it's that boring...it always works for me!

[author1993]

Generally I fall asleep when I pass out over my homework. Find a nice large dreadful dull history textbook, does the trick in less than 15 minutes, no matter how energized you thought you were.

[latinlime97]

Drug it up. Sleeping pills. J/k Most of the time warm shower does the trick. If not I have pills. Haha.

[dramaqueenxilovepotc]

Go to the nearest Target or Meijer or something and buy Melatonin tablets. It's the natural hormore that makes you sleep, but in pill form. They're really small and they work fantastically (it's not a word, no. But I don't care). You might want to try the 3mg ones first because it seems like you're having some major problems in the sleep department.

[shives16]

***Dreams =P

[shives16]

Sweet dreans Kaleb(L)