Mike Reid Best Stand Up Joke

[WiseOwlOfGallifrey]

I struggle to think of a better joke. If a more mainstream comedian had done this joke, it would be legendary.

[UnitedFan0411]

Brilliant. Just fucking brilliant.

[MrDPS666]

I had the pleasure of having dinner with Mike and his wife Shirly, I was thrilled as he was a childhood comedy hero of mine, I met him on several occasions and can tell you he was a really nice guy, as well as a great comedian. The girl I was with was a close friend of his and Shirlys and was a smoker. The conversation got round to smoking and dead pan out of the blue Mike said, of my girl, she has always been a heavy smoker, she doesnt have a period, she just has a fall of soot Great , nice guy

[iwanfishz9]

i really need to get my ears check.

[Bullsight2020]

I can't understand a word that you are trying to say... I suppose it's all my fault, eh? Yeah, I thought so. What a P.O.S.!

[LadyHarrington2k]

Oh I loved Mike! R.I.P you bleedin legend!!

[GuideToSuburbia]

This fucking dead prick? what an insult, you called him dead, you fucking alive wanker.

[BIGSTAFFY66]

This fucking dead prick was always jealous of the much more talented Jimmy Jones..Reid was a CUNT!

[michaelrod14]

can any one understand him cuz i cant

[bobsurgranny]

How can you even dislike this? Or mike reid he is a legend not in acting though lol.

[coltsuperocean10]

When does the comedian come on for the best joke ever? This cunt is really annoying and fuckin shit!!

[wesmatron]

Reminds me of the classic one about the guy who takes his workmate home for dinner. They walk into the house and there's a kid hammering nails into the furniture, the floor, the TV, the walls, the HiFi, and the colleague says "He must cost you a fortune" and the bloke replies "Nah, I get the nails free from work"

[adamkernan87]

I watched this when i was younger, my dad has it on vhs. The Best Start To Stand Up Comedy for my life : )...........!!!!! RIP Mike.

[esbxd07]

160 arseholes haven't got a sense of humour!! fuckin brilliant joke :D:D:D:D:D

[bloodkilla69er]

@esbxd07 yeah but how do you understand what he says?

[DRCsyntax]

Doug the head?! He died?!

[IwatchRegularShow]

Uditdoydyo wall otosizgziz banister taistizigz no he got away with it, WTF is this guy saying

[Razamabaz]

Brilliant.



[supersesqui]

What a great comedian and what a great puch line !!



[qbb01]

what the fuck is he talking about..

[fridaysongsucksass]

this guy was fucking shit leave it to northern comics

[ANDYGYD]

legend 

[rdmantle]

That is fahckin' hilarious.

[dheartl]

sorry but so not funny

[Weslo2]

@dheartl because you don't find this funny, doesn't mean it's not funny...

[LoLzZ85]

Typical Mike Reid ...always needs to add 'fucking' in his weak punchlines for a cheap laugh.

[MrTal1988]

@LoLzZ85 Yeah because that's why everyone laughed. Because he said "fuck". >_<

[kaykoyasuddin]

that is a clever joke.

[noelnedkelly]

What the fuck is medicocre,you thick twat!!

[bomaoneuk]

two and a half minutes for a medicocre punchline?

[worsecards]

dislikes are because its hard to hear....i myself however will abstain from voting.

[weareleeds28]

153 dislikes ???? you go and laugh at julian clarey then

[YARDNHALF]

i like this co yanks dont understand aha frobo frobo yard n half chin

[johnboy726]

this guy was a legend

R.I.P Mike !!

[UltimaSteve]

Absolutely nothing wrong with this audio quality. Mike Reid isn't hard to understand at all. That accent is of Londons East End!

Only the English have a right to say they don't understand the English accent. Sorta makes sense really as we invented it... ;>)

Mike Reid, A True LEGEND, Is sadly missed by myself and many others.

RIP Mike!!!

[Amazongrassmonster]

lol loved it!!!

[stevecrabbo]

Mike Read - legend.

[RocknrollaMW]

Hahahaha. Quality!

[myg0tpurepunk]

You have to be American or something not to understand him, I can easily understand him...

[hihihi337]

i cant understand a word this faggot is saying

[C00PS6474]

@hihihi337 cos he's cockney and have some respect for the dead

R.I.P .....Mike

[xZosu]

@hihihi337

You're lucky, I can understand it and it's fuckin shit.

[leemero]

Fuck me, if that was his best joke, I'd hate to see his worst. Shite.

[tehf00n]

good joke with a nice double twist and he sold it well.

[bassaboo]

fuckin brill me ole sunshine

[helltopay1]

To all you dumbnuts this is the queens English NAA FAK ORF AHT OV ITTT WITE?

[DarthRevan1051]

the TRUE landlord (sorry al im still a big fan)

[crapgame11]

Pish

[roejames12]

When I started the video I thought he was auctioning. Then I realized I have absolutely no idea what he is saying 90% of the time!

[Wrathasyth]

the british accent cant be that hard to understand, surely? Its really sad that some of the people commenting on this are american. With english being their first language n all... then having the nerve to comaplain about a few words that are said differently to the way they speak. Hes only pronouncing the vowels differently. Whats hard to understand about that? You hardly need a brain.

[iluvflltby]

Meh. I can NEVER understand these people.

[xZosu]

@iluvflltby

Try travelling a bit - you know - past the big house on the hill.

[gdub12345]

LOL! Class joke RIP

[dkiely87]

My favorite part is "hsuhfuishgiuengfnwienfiwd asunnfnwef jifeioifejwfee" thats all i hear from this mumbling drunk.

[mremile72]

lmao, classic

[makeminealarge1]

that was a long crappy joke.......just like reid.......crap

[SpagBoll4Ever]

@makeminealarge1

2.38 mins is long?! Sex with you must be even more crappy.

[makeminealarge1]

@SpagBoll4Ever your misses never complains when i fuck her, you stupid cunt

[SpagBoll4Ever]

@makeminealarge1 thats because your dick is so small she never even notices.

You really are an nasty offensive little boy. Obviously not actually getting any otherwise why be so aggressive? And have no sense of humour because you didn't get Mike Reids joke and you didn't get min. Sad tragic little 'no dick'. Have another lager and keep pretendin your a man.

[leave12]

@makeminealarge1 One long crappy joke, just like your dad's blowjobs.

[titaniumcarpenter121]

is this English?

[LeonWgner]

@titaniumcarpenter121

Inbred english limey accent

[xZosu]

@LeonWgner

Aw diddums can't you understand it? Let me guess - never been out of the USA?

[homsie25]

That was shit, Cockney Wankers

[mylestails]

I thought this was going to be shit but it was good

[sisudo21]

Silly wanker. Great jokes

[Agrashsallam]

I don't have any real problems understanding english, but it's pretty hard for me to understand what this guy is saying..

[tearabite]

It may have been funny. But I could not understand one single word.

[HappyNeil]

Took a while but the Punch was worth the wait.

[DaveAlmighty3000]

Is everyone watching this video severely deaf? It's a cockney accent, not a different language. It's not like it's a thick scottish one or anything, jeez.

[WcWGoldbergWcW]

@DaveAlmighty3000

i only think southern english people can understand what he is sayin

[susaneta20]

"I shot him" ; "Why did you shoot him?" .....What does he say after that??? can't understand! thanks

[DjNefarious]

@susaneta20 "because he was wrecking the fucking place"

[mrfickensie]

i cant understand this ?

[satokibibecky]

surprisingly good, thought it was gonna end with a comment about black people.

[toddcfghjk]

Ha Ha LOL !!! that was great !!!!

[ScottieH89]

thats fucking brilliant!!!

[bluedogdick]

Scottish ? lol you got to be yanks !!! he is a fucking cockney. Londoner mate you fackin cant.

[AbdullahForEver]

@bluedogdick Irish, Scottish, English......its all the same.....mate.

[bluedogdick]

@AbdullahForEver you stupid canuck cunt. Thats like saying you are american and you never will be you frog bollock. Now yanks are fucking stupid but I thought you moose fuckers were slightly more aware of the differences. Then again with a name like abdullah you are probably christian. see what I mean?

[RocknrollaMW]

@AbdullahForEver No it ain't you fucking mug!

[iboozed]

@bluedogdick That grammar is so perfect, not to mention the spelling. I bet you have a literature degree!

[UB4042]

@bluedogdick dick-ed

[MrSmid888]

@bluedogdick ha ha!!!

[ammorreztristar]

Such a funny man. RIP Mike.

[smegma101054]

frank from scotland again....just been reading the comments and i see that a lot of people dont understand his accent........if they dont understand his accent then how the fuck do they function in every day life ?

[MaxwellsAttourney]

@smegma101054 We live in a place across the Atlantic Ocean where we don't worry about people speaking like that.

[smegma101054]

frank from scotland.....loved mike reid...especially in the seventies RIP

[Archangel1183]

WHAT??? What language is this in?? Sounds like jiberish

[thecitizens]

@Archangel1183 he is from london , a true cockney legend .

[Momowako9]

LMAO

What a twist

[wonkytonk]

LMFAO!!! THAT WAS HULARIOUS!

[MrSkate4weed]

can anyone translate this for me?

[meathookd]

what for?

[MrSkate4weed]

so i can know what he's saying...

[ahg337]

I cant understand a word this guy is saying lol

[00calvera]

Help, call the ambulance. He is having a panic attack and I cant understand what he is blabbing.

Seriously... is there a subtitle version? Or one with a better audio? Or one he did the bit when was still young and could speak properly?

[Scotty90210]

You aint from round ere are ya son :P

[TheKittenclaws]

@00calvera thats just how we talk

[TheMathsstudent]

Fair enough if you dont find is stand up funny, but dont insult a man whose dead thats just disrespectful

[00calvera]

@TheMathsstudent

I don't know if is funny or not the stand up. I just can't understand everything because of the bad audio coupled with the fast talking and blabbing. Would like to see a subbed version so I could laugh.

[Vioven]

@00calvera Look back on the comments, I translated it for you guys a while back. It's hilarious.

[ben14279]

He speaks that way for a reason, just the way he does it. And in my opinion thats what is so funny about him. Bad audio on top doesnt help. :)

RIP M.R

[WcWGoldbergWcW]

@00calvera

where you from

[sjmacc1412]

MIKE REID IS A TRUE KING!

[tenbarsteam]

I still think he was better on RUNAROUND. Surely his finest work.

[xxxmatie15xxx]

what?

[dodgedart74]

im sorry its like trying to listen to a stroke victem**

[Guyza1geza]

Awesome bloke i loved Mike Reid best for his amazingly sharp thinking, quick wit and flawless timing and delivery both in acting and stand up, Even more for his London Cockney accent voice, for me its the best example of Londoner cockney i have ever heard , Watching him on form doing stand up always makes me feel proud to be English hes a true legend , rip Mike , you will forever live on in our hearts

[maikeru01]

lame

[deltorso]

great man-very funny

[d3ath0rglory]

I saw mike reid at brompton barracks a short while before he died. He was very good.

[SimonB198207]

Mike Reid was where the Fast Show's Simon Day got his character Dave Angel, Eco Warrior from, must be.

[supershinystoat]

The best joke teller was Bernard Manning. He was the King.

[hostbay]

eeehh WHAT!!

[boxingGARDEN]

im scottish and struggled t the start but understood him a minute in. Damn the english must be very bad at chatting girls up with them accents lol

Yeah it was pretty funny lol

[Scotty90210]

Lol at least weve got girls worth chatting up down here in england mate, most of the girls up there would do anything for a hit of smack haha

[onetwomany92]

LOL nicely put :P

[8114muffin1418]

I understood all of that and absolutely loved it!

[GhostSpectre]

Understood most of it, didn't find it that funny. Oh well.

[colonelcocoa]

wow i understood him completely and im not british

[theassassinsway]

Can't understand a word he's saying...

[tiedupsmurf]

are you from the USA??

[AsielDominguez]

umm yea i cant get it...i ...i just cant make out many words 0_0 oh well...

[jamminjp]

Thats because you're Australian and retarded

[jrdndyl2]

can not understand a word this guy is saying

[tiedupsmurf]

and where are you from?

[2puttking]

Then your thick as shit ..get the wax out of your ears!

[yamanmustafa]

You're thick as shit...

[2puttking]

least im english..not a fucking arab!

[yamanmustafa]

If you're English then learn to at least spell when trying to mock the intelligence of others. Calling someone with a Muslim surname an Arab isn't really proving your intelligence too much either.

Internet - where everyone can play hard and pretend they're clever.

[2puttking]

Get the semtex out

[dracula0091]

the man was a fucking legend

[Gellis2009]

Its doug the head!!! Legend!!

[dokkenmassive]

2:09 - i love it!! BG - proud of ya

[ihaveforgotit]

good riddance, i'll tap dance on your grave in your mums wedding dress you fat bastard

p.s. i just fucked pat butcher

[rockiniboepip]

lol @pat butcher

[CriminalMinds89]

Why do you hate him?

and she's Pat Evans now.

[Renwick19]

this is my car lot boy!! legend

[pancakeshitta]

i cant understand what he's saying!!

[flakone]

Classic comedy that is...

RIP MIKE REID...

[marcokarldefelice]

Mike Reid ! what a legend...

" Ello Pat " ;o) lol

[Blancoboy605]

is he speaking english?

[celedeox54]

not a word

[rfnalex1]

good joke : )

[FIREWORKEVENTS]

Fucking comments on here are funnier than that joke lol !

[Vioven]

Here's a rough translation for you guys. It's not exact but it doesn't need to be to get it:

Geezer says to his mate, he said "What's the matter? You look upset."

He said "Upset?" he said "Dave's dead."

He said "What happened?"

[Vioven]

He said "He's coming over here overnight, in a car, the brakes don't work, he's crossed the lawn, through the bleeding gate, he's hit the concrete steps, the car stood up on end, he's gone through the steel roof of the car, up through the bedroom window, straight through the bleeding bedroom window! All the glass has come down and shattered, hitting him in the back-"

He said, "Oh! Oh-"

[Vioven]

He said, "No no no no no, he got away with it!" He said, "He's trying to get himself up, grabbed onto the wardrobe to help himself up, as he's grabbed the wardrobe it's coming down, he's trying to steady himself, grabbed the light bulb, you know that big chandelier fitting? It's all come down, it's cut his face to smithereens, and the wardrobe has smashed him into the bedroom floor!"

He said, "Whoa, I'm terribly-"

[Vioven]

He said, "No no no! He got away with it! What he did, he gets the wardrobe off of him, and he grabs the wire that came from the ceiling, as he gets up his foots caught in floorboard, he's reached up for the tank cause you know that that tank is a thousand gallons, it's come over on him, the water's splashed all over him! Smashed through the ceiling, onto the landing below, and all the water-you know it's caved all his ribs in-"

He said "Oh, what a way to die-"

[Vioven]

He said "No no! He got away with it!" He's said "He's pushed the tank off of him, he's hit the banisters and gone over the top, he's brought the banisters down, and as he's come down the banisters have pinned him to the floor! Four banisters right through his chest, there's blood everywhere!"

"Oh my god," he said, "what a way to die."

[Vioven]

He said, "No no! He got away with it! He's pulled the banisters out of himself, he's standing in the kitchen where all the water is, he's sliding about, his big toe's caught the carpet, he's ripped the carpet, he fell forward, he's put his head through the wall where the light switch is, all the electric cables have gone around his bloody head, 300,000 vaults have gone through the water, ZZZZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ!"

"Oh," he said, "What a way to die..."

[Vioven]

He said "No no no! He got away with it!"

He said "FUCKING HELL! Hang on!" he said "HOW DID HE DIE!?"

He said, "I shot him."

He said, "Why did you shoot him!?"

He said, "He was wrecking the fucking place!"

[imachillbra]

is that english or gibberish?

[prfctday]

LOL who's complaining about the audio? can't you see how old this is? RICKY!!!!

[blursi]

i think he's very Drunk

[huntnfishtosurvive]

am i the only one that cant understand what the fuck he is saying? might be my shit ass speakers

[Zerrotan]

terrible ass audio...just terrible

[bizzabinnkin]

che ya fuckin goon its ot an accent

[CheZZi17]

im not english, so i have trouble understanding his fast and difficult accent. but i've watched it a couple of times, and when i found out what the punchline is, i laughed my ass of xD

[aldamaster]

i am english and i find it hard enough to follow!

[CheZZi17]

then why talk so fast?

very few ppl understand him, and thats not what it is about.

[youngian67]

Good thing about a Mike Read joke is that you can go out and have a pint and still come back to hear the punchline

[Retard0800]

he died 2 years ago today

[hayward213]

Best stand up comic ever... RIP Mike. The world was definately a funnier place with you in it XD

[drsaten]

i wouldent call that the best joke but its ok

[viletantrum]

Style...

[AtomicNerd001]

haha XD i wouldnt say the funniest stand up joke, but still pretty funny :P

[swordsmen2005]

i couldn't understand him enough to catch the jokes

[hiboz]

westhamlee1--obnoxious bastard

[MrGripperz]

shit comic, copied all his gags

[Deftalulz6]

wat

[jewbagggg]

that wasnt funny. i hope you die 2moro. your accent sucks. it makes people sick

[Butt0nk3y]

....Mike reid died nearly two years ago. I hope you die tomorrow.

[westhamlee1]

fuck off jewbagg i hope u die in pain cunt!

[kobiianardo]

lol so HOW did he die? i never caught what he said (like 5 times)