Dave Chappelle - The Secret

[piaybackjunkie17]

I cired laughing when he said that's the secret of life to you...?? then kill yourself... hahaha

[cussbus]

"quote from video"

Laughs at own comment. Hits post.

[Jlundy0612]

thats stupid to say robert downey jr on tropic thunder dress as a black man and was funny as shit im black and i enjoyed it stop dissin dave you stupid fuck and get you facts right

[mistadreadman]

"yes, you just have a bad attitude about starving to death." Lol!

[killiancoakley]

He's gotta be the funniest comedian alive today!

[moodude16]

hahaha awesome

[Razzle162]

Daves awesome

[JulyArises]

Please Dave, make another stand up special!

[frobrofityfoe]

word! my chin was too low? that's what I was coin wrong?

[sunnyahsan1]

ahaha dave never fails to make me laugh

[ListenLowZ]

This is great, but you can stuff the commercials up your...

[SeregaCh]

DRINK THE FUCKIN BEER ALREADY

[Searchinganswers]

at 2:18

[Searchinganswers]

That guy in the audience. Is that the badass dude that fought in the buss? The one with the beard?

[SiriusMined]

I hope Dave goes on tour, I'd love to see him live.

You guys are on the wrong coast! (for me :-)

[einrib4truth]

"Brilliant!" But the "Secret" is the Will-Power to listen to "YOURSELF!" and not follow others! But we have ALL manipulated and have become so reliant on others to tell us what we need to make us happy! No matter What makes you "Unhappy;" just leave it and get it out of your system, even if it's Your FAMILY! Because you only live ONCE so break-FREE and find YOUR Inner Pleasures NOT someone else's! Chappelle's finding His because he's searching Himself for IT! He's also a fantastic Comedian!

[TheForsberg2009]

"the secret" works, but that was funny as fuck! lmao, hes using the secret while acting negatively with his jokes.

[TheOwllover13]

Lol u have a bad attitude about starving to death tht killed me

[BabyJane711]

LMFAO. Omg. I just died. My brother used to have a dvd of The Secret, and he used to watch it religiously! Like... almost 6-7 times a day, everyday, for the whole summer in 2010. I can probably recite the whole damn thing backwards!

[BreezJesh]

DAVE CHAPELLLEEE!!!! COME TO THE UK!!!!!!!!!!

[BigBrianStormer]

Is it possible to buy a download of this set? Is the Laugh Factory or Dave selling it?

[BrunoInBrazil]

@BigBrianStormer Yeah I am interested in that as well.

[TheLastRevelation01]

he looks high

[JNeverMindMe]

0:40, blonde lady on the right is hot as fuck

[Drega001]

has anyone seen Chapelle do more than nick cannon since 2009?

[Starree1039]

so ppl who r bummish visualize them self bein bummish??

[SmokeTheEarthMan]

0:41 santa likes Dave Chappelle

[stephensylvia19]

Whats wrong with you , I have not eaten in 5 days with an accent lmaooo

[TWutangT]

The problem is that you're having a bad attitude about starving to death!

[ArifTalks]

this helps me take a shit at night

[piaybackjunkie17]

"Bitch that's the secret to life? Then kill yourself" LMFO!!! XD

[pingasoenlacara]

in non of the videos of this stand up he gets to have a sip of his beer

[vigoloverx]

Fuck you :D, in my opinion "The Secret" is a great book which implements a deep philosophy of life.

[asskickerone]

@vigoloverx lol

[WalksThroughLife]

So funny

[SOLIDSNAKEXXX360]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY PENIS IS SO BIGGGGGGGGG

[Zonde32]

@SOLIDSNAKEXXX360 mine too

[skinheadfred94]

OH SHIT!!!....i forgot my soup back in the microwave

[fareed8810]

you fuckers need to stop putting a quote from the video i keep fucking reading it and its not funny anymore

[MrL0R3NZ0]

@fareed8810 You could always just, I don't know, watch the video instead of reading the comments.

[xSeppuku]

@MrL0R3NZ0 you could stop sucking dick.

[MrL0R3NZ0]

@xSeppuku Sexually explicit insult huh?

Glad you could thrill us with that one....(starts slowly applauding your effort)....

[TBAGNFACEFUKER]

@fareed8810 Don't read the comments before you finish watching the video then. People will always spoil the videos.

[cdubmeyer]

@fareed8810 Thank you, tired of stupid unoriginal people who put the quotes up.

[boastfuls]

@fareed8810 better than you complaining how the fuck are you angry on a chappelle video

[OfficialRilo]

@fareed8810 The problem is your having a bad attitude about the comments not being funny, you have to visualize a funny comment and it will come.

[piaybackjunkie17]

@OfficialRilo hahahahaha

[josol004]

@fareed8810 u need to visualize for a better attitude.

[TheKozarec]

muhađarabadi funi gay

sorry for my bad english

[nkechi1964]

he should have read the whole book. the secret is TO THINK POSITIVE

[Deepstarr7020]

@nkechi1964

You should watch the whole video, because that's what Dave explained.

[majed89]

hard for you to keep it up dave when you don't have a chin

[PaladinHero]

The secret is that gorgeous brunette on the first row. Meaning of life, right there, people.

[warmanqq]

But "The Secrets" point aint that! -.- It changes my life TOTALLY! U make good jokes but that was just childish to read only 5 pages and make comments about that.. huh..

[mitchsmullet]

@warmanqq so that's where the 335 dislikes came from...

[thegoodlife420]

dave is doing 4 shows in sf @ the independent !!!!!!! hes too expensive right now though for me though, $50 tickets

[thecrazyreviewer]

@thegoodlife420 Only fifty dollars a ticket? Shit, I'd pay 120 honestly.

[Ofaliss1]

@thegoodlife420 I would kill to be able to see Dave for $50.

[JoblessGuydotnet]

Dave chapelle appeared once on Laugh factory, and this is the most viewed video in the laugh factory. Imagine!

[666sicklife]

people who disliked this really believe in the book the secret

[TheKnowledgeThurst]

I don't give a shit! Dave Chappelle is the funniest comedian by far of all time! If you don't think so...YOU'RE STUPID!

[098tristan]

"Thats you're secret to life to you? Then kill your self" xD this shit is fuckin funny 

[pfreaks112]

im gonna read that book



[BigRedCotter]

dave chappelle never disappoints, hes hyped up but that cause hes the best.

[vermilionskin]

Yeah I bought that book as I was so curious due to the buzz made by the mediaq everywhere and it was a Disappointment. All the Ads and Opera made the book a top seller.

[blackrhapsodies]

the food jumped from my mouth. dave is too funny. come back pleeeaaaasseeee!

[xnobody777x]

R.I.P. Dave.

[gooodwoood]

Dave is the funniest comedian ever

[choongification]

0:47 "uahh i know" that reminds me of too many people Lmmaaooo. its like the 10th time ive watched this and the other 2 vids from this set. there are too many classic lines in them

[eujeeves]

The blonde women at the front have that book

[Astaripearl]

LoL i luv dave . some of my friends recommend me to read the secret and after the first page i questioned the intelligence of those friends..

[TheGreggiraldo]

15424 people have thrown copies of the secret in the trash

[TheGreggiraldo]

333 people made the mistake of reading the secret

[0ddNathan]

"See the problem is, you have a bad attitude about starving to death." LOL

[Inszz]

What you need to do is visualize some roast beef LOLOL

[Sviolinist]

@Inszz Shutup man. The problem is you have a bad attitude about starving to death. Bitch kill ya' self

[HurrikaneK]

PRICELESS.

[HurrikaneK]

Go to Africa and tell a starving child about the secret! 

[Verification11]

"bitch fly to Africa and tell one of them starving children that shit"

[MONOxHAND]

this has nothin' do with mah chin nigga!

[93NissanAltima]

Would anyone happen to know if Louis CK was ever at the laugh factory?

[elbeasto71]

Brilliant!!

[tiosopaman]

the best part was when he imitates that starving african kid and just holds the laughter in

[chriswhiteiii]

Whew Dave, take it there :-)

[mickeythebutcher]

some of the stuff chapelle does or says wouldn't be funny at all if someone else did it... but he makes it funny

[noclouds111]

@mickeythebutcher So true. You said it better than I could have. His timing and inflection are the best I've seen.

[Lugrashio]

@mickeythebutcher the way he delivers jokes is amazing

[from93till]

@mickeythebutcher Meter and delivery. Meter and delivery my friend.

[tomboy287]

@mickeythebutcher THATS WHY HE IS THE GREATEST - PRYOR DEFINATELY PASSED THE TORCH TO HIM

[BrunoInBrazil]

@mickeythebutcher I completely agree. :)

[blatantlyable]

@mickeythebutcher Exactly! the sheer fact that its Dave chappelle is the only reason we keep coming back

[masonjarification]

What does his shirt say under War Is Over?

[lalem91]

@masonjarification If you want it

[TheShart1234]

@masonjarification

[lovepoison102]

Positive imagery my ass lol

[devin627]

go dave! don't give a starving person a book-or a lecture!

[FakeJews]

hahahaha xD

[H4rm3t]

haha xD

[seomoz]

even when i watch it 5 times in a row i still laugh my ass off

[GhandiBondage]

THe secret works! haven't you seen oprah? she visualized the guys who wrote the secret give her a ton of money if she talked about it...... and they did!

[RepharaseJC]

@GhandiBondage If you listen to what Dave Chapelle is saying it makes so much sense .

[0ddNathan]

"The Problem is you have a bad attitude about starving to death" LOL

[0Moreno0]

im fucking dying over here this nigga dave gonna make me catch a heart attack

[jonaswut]

You can either have hot girls in the front, or girls who will understand the jokes. You can't have both.

[vipkiller123]

Man.. I've been watching The Laugh Factories bits of comedy for everyone.. Dave is the only one who made me crack up out loud.

All his videos are legendary!

[cbx25]

LOL.... This Mufucka CRazy....Lmao.

[TheForrestHermit]

Research law of attraction. Your thoughts really do influence your reality.

[RevolutionaryLoser]

@TheForrestHermit I know right. Just a month ago my aunt was dying from cancer. She had less than 3 weeks left to live. Tumours all over her liver. but she miraculously recovered because her doctor told her that if she really, really wanted to live then she would survive. And it worked! Who could have guessed? Then she wished she was 20 years younger and could quit smoking and alcohol and it happenned on the spot. That book is amazing.

[TheForrestHermit]

@RevolutionaryLoser Whatever man, I've seen overwhelming proof that you attract what you think about. My health has improved dramatically from just thinking about it. It takes time and consistancy though. You can manifest whatever you want within the nature of the physical world.

[RevolutionaryLoser]

@TheForrestHermit I know. It really is amazing.

[SingularInfinity]

Genius idea for a channel.

[BlowCape]

00:42 Santa Clause in the front row! Daaaamn....

[fasett28]

This man is too real for the hollywood bullshit.

[folkingadams]

Off the radar for a bit, but I wish him all the best, comedians are weird people man. WEIRD PEOPLE...

[DomWogboy]

I wish i lived in america, i'd go to the laugh factory all the time :(

[jessemaurais]

"You have a bad attitude about starving to death."

Reminds me of some advice I once got from a libertarian.

[JoanTBrye]

LMFAO!

[reeflil]

WUUURRRDDDD?

[exussupremebeing]

(in mel gibson voice) the people demand even MORE dave chappelle!!! make it happen!!!!

[ahyeaman]

Reference to being a starving artist?

[myaimisme]

"i have not eaten in 5 days" LOL!!!

[ChickWithPurpose]

its ridixulous... this guys load was so big it came out my nose

[severed321]

"the problem is you have a bad attitude about starving to death" lol epic

[stickybelvedere]

@tpaladino say something faggot

[joker0187]

so does chappelle still come, because i would love to see him live.

[snowypowy91]

328 people have a bad attitude about starving ;)

[WaseemDiab]

I have that book "secret", graduation gift. Its shit

[myloveofthearts]

TYPO! They spelled his name wrong!

[SlowUrRoll212]

the dislike bar made me giggle.....it shouldn't even be a line its more like a point

[MRK3LV]

Oh bitch your killin me stop talkin like that!

[mezmurized1]

huge fan of ur channel! hopefully when im in LA i can make a visit to the laugh factory.

[UnDEADBishop138]

@TheLaughFactory

When will Dave come back!?

[Camphibious]

@TheLaughFactory

yo you should upload the whole set. don't hold out on me man

[365spook]

i love the way he says word

[NoDestinyLive4Now]

It's a bunch of bullshit----writer of The Secret key to happiness is lining her pocket book with your money

[TheCatsLastWord]

"That is the secret of life to you?...... O.o

Then kill yourself!"

rofl...

[TheCatsLastWord]

I believe in "The Secret" (or whatever the hell commercialized term they want to call it nowadays) because it has worked for me...but this video is absolutely hilarious. I love Dave :)

[gpe41]

BEST COMEDIAN EVER!

[KaraLindaLee]

he just had to think of the worst situation possible did'nt he, very bad example the way he puts it

[doom6928]

he talks like a white dude

[BukkakeNation]

@angelortiz69 lol then visualize you have freewill and jump under a railroad

[frizzybob]

i just watched the kramer bit, is this the same set? if so, they were posted a year apart from each other. why ?

[Whyrweherereally]

that backgrounds so distracting

[trainofaaron]

that white girl in the front wants to sucks daves dick

[zaow82]

the front row could not be a sadder bunch.

[angelortiz69]

sorry but, the secret changed my life.

[solpapisolmook]

@angelortiz69 Ok, then share with us what Dave says that you disagree with

[angelortiz69]

@solpapisolmook Well, think about it. It's a bit unfair to use hunger and a hamburger as an example. Life won't literally give you a hamburger, but if you really want it, it opens up numerous doors for you to find a way to whatever it is that you want. The power of the mind, whether you want to say it's for good or bad, exists. Whether you want to think it's a hoax or just plain crazy talk...it's there. Just make a choice, believe in it and stick to it.

[slugo24]

@angelortiz69 you are an idiot

[angelortiz69]

@slugo24 why thank you so much. it's good to know we share the same feelings about each other.

[angelortiz69]

Respond to this video... Being poor is a condition in which you can surface from (and trust me, i've been able to see firsthand the wonders of positive thinking through many cases of rags to riches, especially here in my country Dominican Republic). When you set a goal and work your ass for it...9.8 times out of 10 you will accomplish it and much more.

"When there's a will, there's ALWAYS a way".

[solpapisolmook]

@angelortiz69 Positive thinking is certainly a good thing, but visualizing impossibilities and then thinking that just because you want it and will it to happen, that it is now possible, is a very dangerous thing.

[angelortiz69]

@solpapisolmook Good point. It depends on what impossibility you are envisioning...thinking positively that you can fly and throwing yourself off a cliff is impossible. Thinking positively that you want a new Toyota, working your ass off for it, saving up money, and believing in the fact that it will be yours...that is possible. It all starts with a firm choice and the strength to stick to it.

[clever799]

@angelortiz69 lol thats kind of like commen sense or natural dont let sum1 tell you how to think think for urself

[lovetownsend]

10 mins he had and it hits millions. what a genius.

[RalphMuskinyaar]

i love that face he does at 0:55 to the audience

[hawk6879]

bitch thats the secret of life to you?...then kill yaself!

[gbfan8095]

Got to love when a comedian knows he told a great joke! I love it when Dave and Kevin Hart laugh!

[spankthis06]

white people flock to dave like mad

[moodydoyle]

what is this laugh factory thing? Cause goddamn there are quite a lot of bit name comedians on there?

[TheLaughFactory]

@moodydoyle We are a comedy club in Los Angeles; welcome to our channel!

[nitrousboy0311]

@TheLaughFactory Kramer did a good job

[Mozza215]

@TheLaughFactory Are you a bit like the American version of the Comedy Store in the UK?

[TheLaughFactory]

@Mozza215 Yes, we are also similar to the (unrelated) Los Angeles Comedy Store, too. All live stand up comedy venues.

[supremeoveralskaters]

@TheLaughFactory theres always a scottish/irish looking person in the front with a hat and beard. i see him in every video. who is he? is he a body gaurd?

[Mozza215]

@TheLaughFactory Cool! Keep uploading this stuff, it's hilarious!

[imask8r]

@TheLaughFactory any way you could contact him to do another show?

[verbaledge]

@moodydoyle where have you been?

[djbandulu]

@moodydoyle Are you Fucking Kidding me......Whats this interent thing?!?!?!?!?! Catch up motherfucker.

[moodydoyle]

@djbandulu `What`s this laugh factory thing`... pretty sure that`s what I said. Chill there, just wanted to know :(

[Mystikal22693]

@moodydoyle Theres a laugh Factory club in ny too. But the name got changed to the times square comedy club or something