Interview Fail

[Dtitilator]

Filipino accent?

[alfmic11]

0:42

Thats what she said!

[Lenna646]

Hey I watched this on TV years back... Yeh it was hillarious! 

[EmptyGamer]

i am possitive i can hear you, i can not here you, how would she know when to respond and what to say when she has to respond?

[mrpapawalrus]

@EmptyGamer

no it was when she says he is saying that his technician is saying she can how would she know then but i gess that one too lmfao

[PaulKevin14]

Start cooking, Bitch!

[Zer0Boy77]

Eh nooooo,superman no here...nooooo.

[rheahinlo]

oh my. she looks oh so familiar.

[B45H1R]

Where's my fucking shotgun?

[filipe000miguel]

lois voice

[yermom014]

MOAR LEMON PLEDGE!

[blueyedevilboi86]

@kilox10001 shutup fag

[1Lionhearted0]

i love WHO!

[heeleyboy11]

@OfficialBlueOctober Plus it gets boring

[heeleyboy11]

Who ever makes a kitchen joke is single

[MrWatchmen759]

@heeleyboy11 but is funny

[RoFlMaOpMsLbBq]

@heeleyboy11 haha your single :D

[heeleyboy11]

@RoFlMaOpMsLbBq No? Im taken dumb fuck

[4r4bGh3tt0]

he keep saying my technitian hahhah how did she hear that

[Vector795]

That's a weird looking kitchen.

[Smellmenoweww]

Who does interviews in a kitchen?

[TheAndrewj96]

SPANISH LADY

Y U NO HEAR ME?!

[FlintSparkedStudios]

@TheAndrewj96 You forgot to add this to your comment, ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[TheAndrewj96]

@FlintSparkedStudios LOL, you're right.

[Dedric5]

We need more lemon pledge

[Nitram916]

@Dedric5 hahahah xD

[laurensneakysmile]

Philippine accent... BEST in the world

"can you go slow"

[elenavlada]

@laurensneakysmile she looks kazak more of those central asian/european countries. more like borat's wife

[xEraseTheseMemoriesx]

0:42 thats what she said...

[arod5327]

wierd lookin kitchen huh?

[Gshift]

You know what would be epic win? If she got randomly spudged in the face by the cameraman for being a stupid bish. Just... right from the side of the screen... projectile spooge. That'll shut her up...

[1ma4ighter]

she's trying to move her head like steavie wonder. . .unfortunately:: you do that when you can't see some1

[ireallylikemusubis]

she couldnt hear because they were doing the interview in the living room instead of th kitchen

[heezysteezy]

ahh immigration WIN

[Arzaker]

i got an idea on how you can here me

4 words

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[SpammingRogue]

"apparently waving your hands at the side of your head increases concentration...

*tries it at the office*

Nope all that it's doing for me is getting me odd looks at the office and some one approaching with a white jacket."

Comment for you guys, because I am a failblog pause pro, I was trained for this.

[dragontai4]

plz go slow

[hiphoptrack]

maybe she means she doesnt understand :/ 

[01984lockyer]

theres no point in reading the comment at the end anyway, ther all shit lol

[Jeesus353]

Can you go slow? ;)

[debdog7]

i remember watching this live on tv i was laughing my ass off

[bulletformyqwaz]

OMFG its text. So they dont wanna make the video bigger just for you too read it in real time. Ever tried fucking PAUSING?!

[McaStud]

@bulletformyqwaz they could make it at least a second, doubt that would make a massive difference to the size of the video. at the speed they showing it its difficult to view even when pausing. No need for the hostility... :-)

[DanManThePurple]

She's losing it because she lost her way back to the kitchen.

[xDarkside101x]

@DanManThePurple That was the worst kitchen joke.

[a7xforever187]

Shes on family guy blue harvest!

[Saminizer16]

We need more lemon pledge!

[thegreenghost1000]

apparently waving your hands at the side of your head increases concentration... '' tries it at the office '' nope all that it's doing for me is getting me odd looks at the office and some one approaching with a white jacket.

[MadaOOS]

"I cant read the comments at the end"

"My technician says you can read the comment at the end of the video fine"

"No its too fast, you have to a go slow"

"Im sorry we cant verify that our videos are too slow"

"You keep saying its fine and this but I cant a read.......you have to a go slow....."

"But you.....you..just......heheheh­e"

"Your video is a fail, you show a comment that no one can read at all...."

[MadcapMoody]

bitch is a day play@

[ZoSoVirtuoso1]

thats a wierd lookin kitchen.

[gumdokim]

That my friends is the true definition of selective hearing!

[hairyguy23]

Bitch, you outta line! Get back in that single file!

[Mechalindsay]

The comments at the end of failblog vids ssuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk theyre not funny or clever

[Kierank30]

I wish failblog would take two fucking seconds to read some of the comments and see whats wrong with there fucking channel and improve it

[woohooness13]

Lol Australian way, if they annoy you too much just laugh

[Zee96969696]

i couldn't hear him either, he gotto go slow

[TheXANGELOFDEATHX]

Aikiwaza

February 23rd, 2009 at 11:14

apparently waving your hands at the side of your head increases concentration...

"tries it at the office"

Nope all that it's doing for me is getting me odd looks at the office and some one approaching with a white jacket

There you go :D

[ilkfc123]

rose was such a gold digger

[Salamonism]

this is the comment at he end:

apparently waving you hands at the side of your head increases concentration...

"tries it at the office"

Nope all that it's doing for me is getting me odd looks at the office and someone approaching with a white jacket.

[ItlogNaEgg]

you can't hear him but you can make sandwich can't you?

[MrAleper]

in soviet russia, interview fails YOU

[jaxdaman999]

@MrAleper r u gay

[worldexistence]

i really love transcribing the audio ^_^

[zalgrad85]

Fucker, make the comment at the end stay longer !!!

[vanessaissocoollike]

can u go slow WTF ? HE WASN'T DOING NOTHING TO HER HAHA!

[streetsk8er120]

i love how they give us time to read the comment at the end

[xHTx]

what a stupid bitch. she can't even lie correctly

[peteristehbest]

i couldent hear the video she wouldent SHAAATTTTTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAAARP THE SELLEH ALD CAAAAAOW

[italia10588]

sounds like the "HE BITE MY VAGINA" woman.

[Rex0142king]

Newsanker: My technician says that you can hear me.

Wookie: He keeps saying "my technician says that you can hear me" but I can't hear him!

WTF! :P

[76special]

she is an old filipino whore claiming workmen's compensation.

[lollalot]

lol When she says "I can't hear him" she means that he is talking too fast, nothing to do with how loud it is. I think itsn understanding-fail.

[ilikelife101]

hard to understand her, sounds like she deep throated 2 litres of syrup

[QBNaruto777]

shes so filipina

[SoliceProductions]

@QBNaruto777 ilocano filipina

[endorphinmaster2pt0]

go slow, that is what she said, man everyone thinks im being a turd, that is what she fuckin said

[tryandlisten]

Rose Porteus ... The original mail order bride. I'm amazed Gina rinehart hasn't had her assassinated

[TheAndrewj96]

Mister Superman no here.

[ItsMeWario2]

Later she says "If you're going to accuse me of pretending not to hear you, I'm going to leave!" And he says "Ah! Now you can hear me."

[pittsburgh73986]

Haha she's old..

[Osiris1337x]

What's that? I can't quite hear you from behind the sound of how awesome I am.

[zofodraziweht]

She is the former houskeeper of a mega-rich tycoon who was really old. She married him, he died, she got all the cash, kept it from his children. No class.

[MegaJudicator]

No....No...........Mr.John No here

[HeffernanProductions]

lol turn on transcribe beta....

[4hand561]

'He keeps saying his technician tells him, but I can't here him'... What is wrong with this sentence?

[HeffernanProductions]

@4hand561 :here= hear

[sjjna]

I cannot hear as fast as you are talking

[CruisingLongboarders]

ACA!!!!! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!!!!

[jhardyrules13]

Australian news for the win!

[OpiumAntics]

"Bitch, you can't hear me because you keep talking when I'm talking."

[tichergeorge]

@OpiumAntics 635,762+ people do...+me :D

[tcsdef]

"am i holding a receipt?"

thats a picture of someone holding a receipt

[Apuipui]

If i was that guy i would be all like"I said your a fat bitch and you need a fucking life, get of my fucking tv show you bitch, go back to the kitchen or something!" anyone else agree?

[elcimohr]

Yeah, the best way to communicate that you can't hear someone is to repeat everything they say.

[Ruberioo]

*inserts quote from video* getting thumbs up for being a genius

[SaxophoneDeBlue]

turn the captions on:)

[juicycoke]

0:42 "BITCH!"

[slh950]

@AdanRules66 I don't get it ... lemon pledge?

[hardstreetbambi]

"what is he saying his technician says if i cant hear" well she heard the technician bit

[freakystyley4000]

For those of you not in the 'know' - this is Rose Porteus... you don't hear much about her nowadays, but back when, she was one of those weird celebrities that doesn't sing, act, dance, paint, draw, or do ANYTHING except... be a celebrity and show off her 'crib' to Womans Weekly everyonce in a while.

Without consulting Wikipedia I DO think (from memory) that she is a rich divorcee from Western Australia.

So I guess she's like Australia's version of any number of 5th Avenue inhabitants.

[MrEvilcannibal]

Why are they interveiwing the cleaning maid off family guy?

[enigma2213322133]

why is her picture of the receipt a x ray?

[liamsp544]

0:42 listen for 2 seconds. Repeat = lol

[Nutnakap]

It's called being a woman lol..... They can only hear what they wanted to hear.

[Mcrxwolf]

"You don't hear me?" -"Yes I don't hear you!"

[Dedric5]

Either she cant hear him or she doesn't understand his language

[Mcrxwolf]

@Dedric5 Are you dumb? She said "He tells me that technician says I can hear him but I don't hear him" She's obviously dumb

[Dedric5]

@Mcrxwolf You mad? Calm down I was just joking, nerd rage much?

[Mcrxwolf]

@Dedric5 yep you are 

[Dedric5]

@Mcrxwolf wow bro your lame it took you 3 days to come up with that? Ha wow

[Mcrxwolf]

@Dedric5 ... *Facepalm... You are so dumb, how great!

[DavaJr]

#LOL

[DavaJr]

#FAIL

[EvilZamnes]

immigration is good.

[ThatInnerDarkness]

We need more lemon pledge

[LeCanadienerrant]

I miss Rose, she was such a personality in Perth . I visited Prix d'amour and was destruts when it was pulled down.

[polo2008]

#LOL

[blackout2430]

stupid...... fucking bitch

[brownbear696969]

What a bitch

[JohnnyMEldridge]

I'm just gonna stop trying to read the comments at the end. god

[Guera1301]

@JohnnyMEldridge fuuckk yeahh..that shits fucking annoying..they make it harder to "LOL"-_-

[MajesticKing100]

@JohnnyMEldridge It's funny because I kept on rewinding to when she said "Can you go slow" LOL because I wanted to read the comment at the end! Darn it! The uploader should make the comment at the end a little longer so we can pause it... XD

[daogenify]

@MajesticKing100

lol, I could pause without a problem. U sucks man!

[MajesticKing100]

@daogenify haha! :P

[MyMusicIsEpic]

@JohnnyMEldridge When you watch as many YTP's as I do you can get them first try. I dont have a youtube adiction.

[isaacman2000]

@JohnnyMEldridge I read the comments before the fail, 'cause the intro

[Tork15]

@JohnnyMEldridge Fuuuuuuu, took me about 12 times to pause this one. It's so funny it's distracting.

[gowiththeflowmar]

0:42 thats what she said

[pnutbutrncrackers]

I can't hear a thing, but I'm going to take a wild guess that you keep saying the words "my technician tells me" -- just a total shot in the dark.

[JonJoony]

Current Affair :)

[CHUNDERTHUNDER99]

imagine if A Current Affairs actually had entertaining shit like that on nowadays...

[DynamicContinuity]

Yea sure, I can slow...nice and slow

[vaitoloa]

The classic - 'I can't hear you' move guaranteed to stop nosey questions.

[Carbon657]

"Mrs Paudius are you saying that you cant hear me atall?"............."Yes that is correct i am saying that i cant hear you atall" LMFAO LOL

[Rastafirez]

Obviously if you listen in the end she says "Can you go slow?".

Therefore what she probably meant was: "I can not UNDERSTAND you".

[MrVulgaris]

"I can't hear you. Nnnoooo. We need more Lemon Pledge. Nnnnoooooooo..."

[Aquaboy99]

@MrVulgaris hahahaha ^^ same thing went through my mind!

[CastfireTheAwesome]

@MrVulgaris I read that as Lennon first... heh.

[0fallen0star0]

She was taking the p*ss because he told her he couldn't see the thing he was holding up xD Still a massive fail

[young5ever]

You don't have to hear, you just have to make sandwiches bee-yotch! Go to the kitchen now!!

[FoothillsFive]

It's Bunny Swan!

[tellemscrappy]

consuela?

[ItsSnottyBee]

phillipino win lol

[TheTammyTube]

Hey come on guys she really can't hear him...she's just psychic about the technician thing, okay?

[Terza94]

@TheTammyTube no shes a bitch acting like 5 year old, i saw this on news myself

[AndromedaScience]

I tell youoo Ms. Swan cannah hear you. I promise ok?

[anonyms24]

She wants you to go nice and slow

[TheShoppaholic]

she said " he keeps saying my technician does hear, i cant hear it"

LOL SHE SAID SHE CAN'T HEAR 

[tehnoobtune]

lol.. obv she heard him

[Lordani1]

She really didn' t hear that. She just knew that he said that thing about technician.

[pwnedeful]

i have no money..

[jaceten]

He looka lika man...Ms. Swan

[sidhuzbunker1]

i think she meant to say i cant understand u

[valon231]

Fake And Gay

[hazza3]

In Australia, men talk slow to the women so they can understand.

[sonnetxi]

@hazza3 hahah that's what happens here yup

[biggyshack]

lol it was the pace

he was talking too fast

[irhjma30000]

"he keeps saying .....but I can't hear him ....lol"

the guys sounds like he's talking to a naughty child hahaha

[kidbusta]

lol proper filipino standin up for herself even thou shes wrong just like my mum,

[neroxero]

@kidbusta lol hell yeah! my mom too. i knew this chick was a filipino.

[hairyguy23]

how long was she out of the kitchen for? that might explain a few things...

[bellajessica89]

gotta love aussie a current affair xD

[mmmmmarcus]

Why the hell is her camera coated with vaseline? She's still an ugly freak. Now she looks like an ugly freak in a hazy atmosphere. Just makes her creepier.

[GamerYetPolitical92]

Consuela has changed a lot since family guy

[MauledByAChicken]

we need more lemon pledge

[nelsonr12]

@MauledByAChicken  no no mr superman no here

[TheMultiHope]

"I can not hear you, I have phony eyes".

[kjCooliO]

So much like the Hispanic maid Consuela from Family Guy. lol

[mtyler5000]

@kjCooliO noooooo, noooooo. lol

[djuuwi]

He should of said something really offensive like "your balls are showing" or something just so that he would have seen a reaction and then said "oh, so you can hear me"

[0633767jerishowrulez]

one word describes her bitch

[zamiako]

meth is a hell of a drug

[yermom014]

I don't even know if I would even want her making me a sandwich.

[ShubYoggoth]

It's Miss Swan! XD

[blade1550sucks]

@Those Reatards below Fighting in a Video Comments Section is a bigger Fail.