Star Trek: How It Should Have Ended

[Camryneons]

dog found at 1:03

[Lanedude08]

The lens flare ruined the movie for me.

[SkitsPlenty]

why did they use the superman font for the THE END thing

[Sidagoki]

love the whole Sulu Black Hole comment

[ExplorerXIII]

Dear God if that'd been the actual ending it would've been ten times better. Screw the new Star Trek.

[jjakucyk]

Shut down all the lens flare generators...amen to that!

[jonservo]

Love the joke on Sulu at the end. Take us through the black hole. YES SIR haha

[EJ3117]

Haha there's that dog at 1:26.

[bbenjoe]

C'mon only fags would dump Uhura!

[Eternitycomplex]

Lastly, this is a movie... so suspension of disbelief, right? The movie was awesome and so was this spoof so who cares?

[Eternitycomplex]

Also, the only reason they weren't sucked into the black hole right away is because they were pushing away with the engines. If dumping the core to create an explosive shock wave that they rode away from the black hole didn't work, they would have fallen almost immediately into the black hole.

[Eternitycomplex]

A quick reply to the whole mass question. The total momentum of the ship was moving toward the black hole. Simply dumping the ships contents wouldn't have made any difference because the momentum would still be in the wrong direction.

[RaikenXion]

Ahh nice, especially the Starwars bits at the end lol.

[darkguardian1314]

You know that whole thing about the Enterprise being too close to the black hole was unnecessary. Once Kirk, Pike, and Spock were beamed aboard, they should have moved the ship to a safe distance.

[justin74923]

Spock is a dumbass. The black hole works by gravity, so reducing weight would actually work if you could reduce it enough.

[jonservo]

@justin74923 not even photons can escape a black hole. there is no way you could reduce your MASS enough to escape. And gravity works between two objects with Mass. Weight is a relative measurement made up by man that changes based on where you are, mass for the most part does not change

[sports0330]

It's a black hole, weight has everything to do with it. That's like saying if you jumped, your mass has nothing to do with falling back down because you're in space.

[the69tool]

fucking camper

[Sarge1886]

*Enterprise blows up* "Ohhhhhh. we are going to get so much crap for that." that line makes me happy

[MissRetroPink]

Lol, I'd love to see Spock go against GLaDOS. That would be something to see.

[ProtoformX]

587 people know the Enterprise would whoop the Deathstar.

[torture4all]

@ProtoformX no way, do not underestimate the power of the dark side!!!!!!!

[ValetinoLovebird]

lol star wars pwned star trek...

[Riloussa1]

no Q?

[TheShaddowEagle]

thums up if you saw star wars comming

[Cloudandis]

"OOohh... we are going to get SO much crap for that..."

[Andythedrew1]

I give you crap Darth Vader!

[raddaluigi]

Uhura was wearing red...

[thenewkids93]

do something with Doctor Who!! you gotta keep all the types of geeks happy! lol

[IDF1987]

Sulu, take us through the black hole... YES Sir! 

[64DTM]

hehehe.... lens flares

[MsHalo3rocks]

there was a black gril wearing red! did anyone see that other then me!

[steopsucks]

@MsHalo3rocks well, they can´t kill of uhura...

[trunksthebadass]

@MsHalo3rocks that kit dumbass

[Arjahn767]

@MsHalo3rocks WHY SHE HAVE TO BE BLACK?

[sdspeedy1]

@MsHalo3rocks All woman on board wore red shirts. She however, unlike her unfortunate female shipmates, was a main character. =)

[torture4all]

@MsHalo3rocks and there was also a guy on his left side (and your right side of course) wearing it too - I guess they were their favorite red ones so they did not get rid of them XDXD

[SilverFoxinthelight]

@MsHalo3rocks You meen Uhura?

[stickdudeshooter]

@MsHalo3rocks and at 1:25 it says red on the right

[bigmacker224]

At first I was thinking Star Wars fan, now I'm not so sure...

[baabaaer]

He can just ram the ship in the black hole, no need to waste time throwing this and that!

[MrRomanrin]

wh ythe fuck all red shirts has to die ?!

yellow is also a "crazy" color.

The good thing is that I use grey shirts

[starwarslover015]

i acctrully was expecting something to do w/ star wars but what was w/ that last part how taht man toched vader and he liked died?

[buckshot213]

@starwarslover015 it's the vulcan nerve pinch. it renders the person unconscious. why Spock just knocked out Vader is beyond me.

[Ianvslife]

Wait a minute how come that one girl wearing a red shirt makes it and yet all the others but scotty dont??

[ackbarfan13]

Yes! Take that star trek! Star Wars is better! LOL!!! Hahahah

[Resurrectedfantasy]

Has anyone heard Voltaire's song "The USS Make Shit Up"? Sums his orders up pretty good:P

[retsamys]

Weight has nothing to do with it, but mass.

[9174cooldude]

Lol

[xdarkherox93]

At what point in the film is this? I havent seen it in ages

[joshkasper]

@xdarkherox93 in ages? you know this is from the newer star trek movie right?

[Petera275]

@joshkasper It was still a couple of years ago.

[joshkasper]

yeah it seems like it wasnt that long, my bad. lol. such a great movie

[Petera275]

@joshkasper Yeah, time flies by. Can't wait for the sequel!

[xdarkherox93]

@joshkasper Yes, I saw it like nearly 3 years ago

[joshkasper]

@xdarkherox93 wow its been that long? O.O dam it seems like it wasnt that long ago

[TalysAlankil]

I'm not going to point out how much that misunderstood the way a black hole works. Because you were basing it on the Rule Of Funny.

[zeick7]

btw weight matters when a black hole is sucking you in

[warlordson123]

Death vader:noooooo

Luke skywalker:nooooooo

Like father and son.

[FightForUtopia]

That movie totally ruined the entire franchise. Kirk and Chekov at the academy at the same time? Give me a fucking break. So fucking typical of brainless Hollywood. As long as they put everybody together, it doesn't matter how stupidly they do it. Well, it matters to me, so this movie doiesn't exist, in my mind. Yeah, I'm typing this 4 years after watching that turd, and I'm still pissed about it.

[VulpineWolf]

@FightForUtopia

The movie does exist, but is in an alternate timeline so doesn't count.

[FightForUtopia]

@VulpineWolf Okay.

[Battle5tarRJC]

@FightForUtopia I respect your opinion, but I'm just saying one thing...alternate timeline? Oh and before you ask yes I have watched Star Trek since the cradle.

[FightForUtopia]

@Battle5tarRJC I watched it when it was running, but I didn't get to watch it on Thursdays, because my parents watched something else. Probably Gunsmoke or something, I don't remember. But it reran on Saturday mornings and I had to choose between that and the Banana Splits. I alternated each week. I was a kid. In my defense, I later bought the entire Star Trek series on VHS. I don't think I've watched the Banana Splits again since it was on. But see, that new Kirk just ain't Kirk.

[Battle5tarRJC]

@FightForUtopia Yeah I get what you mean, but if Chris Pine did do the Shatner thing it would be worse because he'd just be copying Shatner. Anyway I liked it you didn't and that's far enough. Even if there is going to be more sequels there's still the 10 previous movies and 5 TV series.

[FightForUtopia]

@Battle5tarRJC I think there are certain episodes in each of the series' including the movies, that would have to be scrapped, because of contradictions, discontinuities or other reasons, in order for the franchise as a whole to stand up. The first to go would have to be TNG's All Good Things. It was a great story on its own, but to try to insert such a disjointed inconsistency into canon causes more harm than good.

[njdss4]

Funny thing is, the plot of being slowly sucked into an anomaly and figuring out that the way to survive is to go THROUGH it instead of trying to get away was already done in an episode of TNG.

[twilightwindwaker]

I know where and when they are. They are in a galaxy far far away a long time ago.

[TrainKeptRollin]

Wait, wasn't Uhura wearing a red shirt?

[4PFrog]

@TrainKeptRollin But she's hot!

[CyberLance26]

@TrainKeptRollin You cant kill a shows hot female character you know.

[SuspenseSmith]

@TrainKeptRollin That's why she says "I don't want to die." Plus she's hot, she doesn't count.

[theunicrew]

troll time that was the s.t. next generation phrase at the part when they went in the black hole.

it is but i love you guys

[188zbbrr]

@theunicrew nope it's in the original star trek opening too :) love yah too lol watch Star Trek Original Series Intro

[theunicrew]

@188zbbrr the original is five year mission and the nxt gen is continuing

[thegreatherox]

Leonard Nimoy's a Gangsta!

[huggy99huggy]

yes darth, yes you are

[echoingheads]

Urhura is wearing a red shirt.... meh ... at least she is hot.....

[therealKINDLE]

This isn't Star Trek.. Oh wait yes this is the new version that will never top the old ones, but it's going to make a fuck ton of money, so who cares?

Right, now.. What else can we totally rip off & fuck up to temporarily quench our eternal thirst for money? Ah yes! Superman, Terminator 5, Aliens 7, Star Wars, Dr Who, Indiana Jones, The A-Team, Oh & lets do Ghostbusters, The Thing, Flight of the Navigator & Swiss Family Robinson. These are ALL PERFECT Already, but lets do it all with CGI!!!

[rahtibunglee]

@therealKINDLE chill out it's a cartoon

[therealKINDLE]

@rahtibunglee It's called 'satire' Billy Elliot!

[JoshuaRosenberg2010]

@therealKINDLE The new star trek film was awesome.

[FlameAknon]

so addicting

[LoneSoldierStudios]

spawn kill for the win

[watashiwadaisukithis]

new civilisations, yep, there are a lot of civilisations on the star wars, ya know, herr kaptain

[DrMrMatty]

1:22 , Classic Star Trek Captain kirk acting (will shatner)

[blacksheepiris]

2:09 the girl was wearing a red shirt

[MrHoodlin]

@blacksheepiris two girls

[clarencezer]

When going through the blackhole part while the narriation begun,i thought it to be a pretty damn good alternate ending...SALUTES*

[Wanton110]

No more red shirts yet there are 2 on the bridge as he says it!

[XRavenedgeX]

This is funny Sh*t..lol

[pascottoz]

1:00 but shes wearing a red shirt how come shes still there? lol

[Fantasiastic]

@pascottoz She's banging the co-captain. 

[BondFreek]

@Fantasiastic No She's banging Spock. Did you even watch the movie?

[Fantasiastic]

@BondFreek Spock is the co captain you numpty, he is the second in command after Kirk, did you watch the movie?

[BondFreek]

@Fantasiastic That's right! And the woman in red is Uhura and she is sleeping with Spock! DuU....

[FlyingPigFishy123456]

8D

old spock at the end

[XhunterDragon96]

is it just me or this ending is the same as futurama's? except for the part of the death star

[BeweProds]

It doesn't concord though, Star wars is suppose to be a long time ago, while Star Trek is suppose to be in the future. As awesome as it is, its not logical

[NeithanDiniem]

@BeweProds Star trek canon has in multiple places where black holes can cause time travel, or even dimensional travel. Isn't illogical at all, really.

[EschenbachClock]

@BeweProds But the black hole transported them through space AND time.

[younameitwemakeit1]

@BeweProds Lol at logic.

[ProtoMario]

Red shirt...

Suddenly wearing a Yellow Shirt

[starwarslover015]

@ProtoMario he didn't want to die

[WorldWarDeadpool]

Quick, nerds! Who would win in a fight, Captain Kurk or Luke Skywalker!

[thrawn1388]

@WorldWarDeadpool spelled Kirk not Kurk

and Luke would win

[watashiwadaisukithis]

@WorldWarDeadpool the death star wins if they're outside the D.S.

[WorldWarDeadpool]

Ah Scotty,the one redshirt that makes it

[Ravnen2dn]

@WorldWarDeadpool You didnt see the other red shirts on the ship?

[ShellySummers]

@WorldWarDeadpool wait didn't ohura have a red shirt?

[arackan1]

@WorldWarDeadpool look at the chick at 1:00...

[HamoshtheGreat]

@WorldWarDeadpool Uhura

[persephinae]

noooooooooo.......

[guitarinatorpwnsu]

"...we don't know where or when we ll pop up..."

Well Spock, u arrived a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

[crazycatapillars]

the black hole brought them to the Death Star? Cool! I Wanna Try!

[Nightdasher1]

4,694 got so much crap for that

[grmreaper91]

How come you don't do more games man lol that HISHE with Modern Warfare 2 was funny as hell lol you gotta make more

[watashiwadaisukithis]

if you guys watch k-on, japanese original or english dub, the girls sometimes do the star trek hand sign,

[postle4]

Attention all nerds, shut the hell up and laugh at this!

[drgnldy1979]

@LanthornW Technically, the girls are wearing dresses not shirts... so they don't count. :P

[JesusFreak494]

out with the redshirts!

[Alliriyan]

Next time they try that they'll pop up in Farscape-verse :D

[weesatan]

btw, Black Holes aint gateways..... yeah.... condensed matter is what that is.

however no one knows what point zero in a black hole is, but point zero would be too small for a ship to pass through unharmed.

Black holes are big balls of matter with off the chart gravitational pull that is so strong that light doesnt travel by it.

[watashiwadaisukithis]

@weesatan really, like, all this are geek stuff

[weesatan]

@watashiwadaisukithis LOL

That wasn't geek stuff, i was stating common knowledge....

[watashiwadaisukithis]

@weesatan yeh, like your the master of math and astronomy. good solving the problemos. ( i didnt even understand that, the formula you were using )

[watashiwadaisukithis]

@weesatan and they didnt stretch like a spaghetti

[weesatan]

@watashiwadaisukithis yep but they do get crushed because of the intense preassure and off the scale gravity

[darthhateful]

Who design's a Starship where light's shine's in your eye's from every single angle?

Someone from Apple doe's.

[ilikepenisomnomnom]

its pretty clear that all of you don't have girl friends now leave your parents basements and get a job

[J5MARLON]

@ilikepenisomnomnom NEVER!

[Stroodledoodle311]

Dude, there's hope for the internet after all, science debate. Props to everyone involved I have no idea what you're saying but it looks intelligent.

[jrvanmvtfae]

oh we are going to get so much crap for that..

[RBComp1]

A black hole is definitely not a hole

[wolfieinu]

@Linchful Exactly XD Just goes to show what Kirk knows about elementary physics ... he shouldn't even be allowed to be the janitor on board, let alone captain, but hey ...

[seantobyopo]

Why can't Spock neck pinch everybody at the end of every episode

[SirEragon75]

STAR WARS -1 STAR TREK - 0

[watashiwadaisukithis]

what the f*** is the death star doing there

[watashiwadaisukithis]

what the, A BLACK HOLE ?

[karn33333]

damn i saw that ending a mile away. still funny as fuck though.

[hawx786]

Death star awesome touch :D

[Tyman191]

If I was on that ship I would just say f you

Gumby

[tks457redhot]

the death star really guys

[moyerman2000]

2:52

[moyerman2000]

@moyerman2000 sorry 2:48

[felixtheboy1]

That women(i dont wanna die) is still wearing a red shirt!

[TheReverez]

Lmfao

[mirko977777]

star wars rule

[dwdrumz1]

Very funny, great thought pattern.  Story line and all.... good job... I don't like the crew dying or Cpt. Kirk dying either but wow.,.,,,,, Darth Vader!!!!! Different century......

[074emmy17]

I always knew Kirk was an idiot.

Oh i'm going to get so much crap for that.

[karn33333]

@074emmy17 When Futurama first came out they have a character named Zapp Branigan, the writers notes said imagine William Shatner as the captain of the enterprise not captain kirk. they did this because its Shatner who is the idiot and its conveyed through his really bad acting skills.

[dragonlordess1]

100% chance of complete annihilation heading towards a a black hole, even without the death star shooting it's laser at you.

[KnightBrutal]

no they missed 2 at 2:10

[trotters224guy1]

huh tipical woman navagaters allways getting it wrong stuck in traffic all going to a black hole!

[bluechaosgirl]

@trotters224guy1

Grammar, proper spelling, and punctuation are your friends. Please get to know them.

Signed~A woman who can spell, navigate, and punctuate.

[trotters224guy1]

@bluechaosgirl ok miss ill see u at school

[trotters224guy1]

@bluechaosgirl yes miss my keyboard isent that good miss

[leonardnimoylover1]

cool!

[sandovita4]

ha! loved it!

[sharingan510]

Next time there is a Star wars vs Star trek debate...and you think star wars can beat star trek and you are losing...show. this. video.

[Trekfreek]

@sharingan510 This video will not work because the new Star Trek is not real Star Trek. That's the point of this video.

[misterkevinoh]

Aside from the Darth Vader, this ending actually would have been kind of cool.

[TheMonsterfinder]

@misterkevinoh

It would have been absolutely hated.

Black holes, aren't holes. They are collapsed stars, that have such a gravitational pull, that nothing we know of can escape.

Basically. You go past the point of no return, you are going smash into a hyper dense star that will literally crush every atom of your body into itself.

Black holes are so astronomically dense and "heavy" they aren't measured in miles, they are measured in solar massses, stars.

[painkiller1968]

Movie sucked but that was pretty good. Lense flare comment was good. That annoyed the hell out of me in the movie.

[gaffer013]

its always the guys in the red shirt that dies.

[NickolaiGypsies]

rite by the death star & blown up lol

[kralle98]

lmao

[NinjaWolfPug13]

Oh we're going to get so munch crap 4 tht. *spock spontaneously arrives* *kills Vader* Live long and prosper :D

[robert506007]

exactly how it should have ended.

[itsduhphilipinoway]

the guy in red always DIES

[charliegaridel]

i love the red shirt death reference

[BeccasInWales]

Spock 'were in space, weigth means nothing..'

[im103mike2]

LOL! Excellent vid

[winterstrife]

@Linchful Lol, there's always a bigger geek. :)