AKIBA ROBOT FESTIVAL 2006: Actroid Female Robot

[afromarco005]

soo cooooool!!!!!! i want one that shoots beams!!!

[Handelo]

1:23 is it just me or did she just comment on her having a "nice body" by being on a "diet"...?

[CazyEagle]

SIMS in real life :D

[smokinpott]

does it have a workn vagina? ahaha jk jk

[Ben998x]

@smokinpott her vagina near the 2030 will suck dicks as hell lol.... oh yeah... it will happen... i wish time will come for this... hehehe....

[Simasquirrel]

The deepest part of the Uncanny Valley...

[BackHandLegend]

No more wetdreams for me. It's all about robot dream lawl

[martinmartiini]

I will definitely get one of these if they can make it dumber and with bigger cleavage

[Meneope]

Revolutionary it is indeed. Feminists have so far managed to liberate man from the burden of responsibility, of the burden of needing a woman to feed him, upkeep his house, sewing and washing his clothing to give him a touch of decency in his shorter lifespan. However with all their benevolent intentions towards men, feminists could never liberate them from the clutches of carnality.

However at the dawn of the 21th cen there's sign that women's monopolistic days as Sex-providers is closing.

[taborszernagy]

@Meneope

yay.

[2submit]

most that wathc this video is

male robot 13-45

male robot 45 -79

male robot 79- 2053

[Shyinerz]

I know its a robot and all but cant they make it more pretty looking? :(

[robertb285]

@zeldaschampion I think this ROBOT has working lady parts.

[Zeldaschampion]

Umm Disney has this kind of technology since the 60's. I don't see whats so impressive about this.

[John45363]

Have not yet climbed out of that uncanny valley yet I see.

[JASONCALEDONIA]

Id fuck dat thing with some ass jelly!

[Otaku666777]

She sounds liek Konata Izumi

[AlexCSScity]

Will they produce condoms when having sex with robots?

LOOL

[MikelJRI]

@TheOneRebornElyrize So you're saying it can pass as a man? Scarier.

[TheOneRebornElyrize]

scarrrryy... btw who said its a female? its a robot.. it doesnt have a gender >.>

[deidara3056]

freaky creepy as hell

[ma049]

I never got the "uncanny valley" thing until I watched this.

She would make a good horror film.

[LegionSilencer]

WTF!!!!!!!! -runs-

[yomomy585]

KIll it kill it with FIRE!!!!

[Pablo99336]

No need to be scared people, When Britain had the industrial revolution 100 yrs ago or so, people smashed up the machines through fear. . The Genie,s out of the bottle - cant go back to living in trees now chaps.

[Hereticalable]

@Pablo99336 You say that because you haven't watched Battlestar Galactica...we're doomed ;o)

[liliwhateverNERD]

crap it looks like a girl acting like a robot

[BB0ysGam3s]

SHE LOOKS RETARDED... EASY TO FUCK LOL

[EdythAlbaex492]

hehe find ich toll hihi

[rubikonprk]

УЖАС В ТОПКУ У НИХ ТАМ НАСТОЯЩИХ НЕТ. ВОТ И ВЫДУМЫВАЮТ РОБОТОВ.

[TheEEEShow]

watch?v=jErlH8odWcw

[Staudinka]

Soon nerds are going to have prettier girlfriends than the sports team^^

[TheEEEShow]

She's got that look in here eyes...

[michael616joaquin]

Engage suck function..repeat command..repeat..wipe..repeat again..

[JoieQuinnrx944]

cool wer will mit mia schreiben

[Haukthefurry]

Her face in the thumbnail looks like that weird facial expression people oeruse on yahoo answers.

[falloutshelter666]

FINAL SCORE

NERDS 1

WORLD 0

[MrKitkat0123]

SCARY EYES

[Modrogh]

That's one creepy smile..

[RappedTooTight]

"Sir, we have created the first domestic robot."

"But can you fuck it?"

"Sir, this robot represents the evolutionary turning point for all mankind!"

"But can you fuck it?"

",,,,Yes."

[freedomwv]

@RappedTooTight When these things are perfected the first thing the creators are going to do is fuck it.

[Staudinka]

@RappedTooTight ....I'll have three!

[TheBabymelon]

@RappedTooTight omg:L mad

[hyper69man001]

@RappedTooTight You read my mind!!!!!!! Where do I buy one of these???

[nydrastos]

Creepyy :o

[Dreckerplayer]

the wrists and hands don't look realistic, they're too heavy looking.

[Emily2128]

Domo arigato miss roboto! lol i think it's cute that they took the time to give it a french manicure tip nails :)

[Owneador1337]

Uncanny valley. - There it is!

[kalenen]

Just hope it doesnt blue screen and rip my dick off

[phireful]

hair = check!

skin = Check!

smile = check!

eyes = Darn!

boobs = oopss! flat!



[AZURA888]

this is a old technology from Kokoro company of 2004, their current human masks nowadays 2011 are much better, almost the uncanny valley had been surpassed. From 1 to 10, this 2004 series is a 5, the 2011 is a 8. if the continue investing time and money I don't know what we would see beyond 2030.

[AZURA888]

Though if nerds wanna deceive their fathers saying that has a real girlfriend, they cannot because governments could force robots owners to put a visible iluminated mark in the head of robots like in chobits.

[pahaynes1]

WTF. spooky or what and she is fit. I must be loosing it

[Nucleariasi]

@DW453 lol

[belbala2]

after watching a few robot vids:

Human or Robot, females are always chatty...

[jasonechaffin]

bukkake-bot?

[MrTimothytim]

Can it cook?

[supasonicv]

abomination. burn it. every trace must be destroyed

[hsbinh1412]

@supasonicv

In 5 years time when the robot took over and enslaved us, if they ever see your comment, you will surely be purged

[pakurotomon]

Nice

[elineisthaone]

robots need to become there for people, to help them, not to kill them lol. i saw a super scary movie, about robots.. it was too scary, they'were killin people en slaughting them.. eww.. this one is better.

[Jumpingflashlight]

REAL LIFE ANIME!!!

HELL YEAH!

[oixaly]

She should wear glasses, it will be better.

[Appleholic1]

So what happens in 50 or so years when they become sentient? Will they have rights? Don't laugh.

[yiyinsoul]

scaryy



[Nucleariasi]

Can you say Skynet in Japanese ? lol

[ARTISTofPORTRAIT]

@Nucleariasi seems more like surrogates.

[Majordomo111]

this give me a fearection.

[GearboxAirsoft116]

Alot of people are like this is hot. I personally find it kinda fuckin creepy.

[chrissomerry]

Spoken words: "Totemo ureshii desu!"

Mouth movements: "Dowo ururur"

Uncanny valley - combining human looks with the finesse of an industrial car making robot.

[6yka66RUS]

403 girls disliked this video in fear

[UgLyKoerner]

Id hit it

[miniaturecatz]

Holy shit (´･_･`)

[calvinconcussion]

My girlfriend is almost done I see.

[ellipticality]

@calvinconcussion not far away my friend lol

[hyper69man001]

@calvinconcussion I see strippers are going to be standing in the unemployment line too, lol

[Winterfang]

First- This is creepy as hell.

Second- I want to fuck that robot.

[sandspoint]

ok just go doggy thats all we want!! fellas!

[Urilicia]

Well, that's the scariest thing I've seen since I went to the uncanny valley.

[gitano259]

thi is reall ? is robot real or is falce

[markinwhite]

What is she saying ?

[Vahtacen]

SO CREEPY

But just think of the potential. Maybe one day we'll all just have robot slaves....

[stopbotting]

cyborg boobs or GTFO

[TheBestCommenterEVER]

but can she cook?

[Supasaiyanfrieza]

AAAH!!! Kill it!

[Ph0be]

can it give a handjob?

[winxsonia]

2006 and they already made this ?!

[Tatoru91]

I think robots should look like robots, this is too damn creepy...

[Niobesnuppa]

@Tatoru91 I agree. o_o

[Lypno]

Wow. It looks so real.

[TheMiniMimi22]

SHE IS SO REAL omg

[ceonoia]

not sure how i feel about that shyt

[51equinox]

This is not an android.

-

Humanoid = Machine/thing in the shape of a human

Actoroid/Actroid = Humanoid machine for novelty purposes which doesn't do anything useful.

-

Robot = Machine that does labor

Humanoid-Robot = Machine in shape of a human that does labor

-

Android = A completely non-biological (mechanical) human

Cyborg = Part biological, part non-biological human

[ArtDevour]

Creepy as  fuck.

[daythynighthy]

This is horrible, valley unknown callers.

[ffootball441]

Creepy..

[hawaiidkw]

Okay, for a job that requires standing in one place and saying the same things all day, I can see the practicality of a machine. But why not make it LOOK like a machine? She's *never* going to be even remotely convincing as a flesh-and-blood greeter, so why bother? Heck, use a hologram. At least holograms are cool, as opposed to terrifying.

[Triple6Lyricist]

man, i would soooo go out with her lol

[draculakickyourass]

Yes,is a robot ,but a woman robot,she talks a lot!!!!!!

[DZdiode]

i fuck it normaly ;)

[iveayu]

wow, that look pretty real from far away.... but pretty creepy up close

[sworddice]

full scale Child's Play doll.

[grtblogger]

Hey! I just found working HL2 E3 Demo at /watch?v=vqAZOrTzPVc

[xxJunaixx]

The fack she sayin

[mountaindrewbc]

jam a flesh light where he snatch should be and BAM! the perfect woman. just make she her voice box comes with a mute option.

[bfvweltfrieden]

damn looks close to a girl i know when shees on drugs... so thats the question:

is the girl a robot and it reveals when shes on drugs or is the robot so good it looks near to the cross-motoric skills of a girl on drugs?

[Digijedi569]

i wouldnt put my dick anywhere near that bear trap

[skeletorphd]

She's a sexy but simple robot with a simple dream...

...to kill all humans.

[antimatter07]

Man: Can u fuck it

Scientist: What?

Man: Can YOU " FUCK " it

Scientist: No!

Everyone leaves

[ShinnobiKunai]

kowaiiii?!

[hendrexrules]

Okay, heres the question on everyone's mind. Can it have sex?

[Animegirlfreak199]

@hendrexrules or cure aids and cancer?

[pachin63]

Creepy...

[jmych24]

我擦 什么东西

[jasonhats]

good with her ANDs

[Deathrape2001]

LoL Her mouth has nothing 2 do with what she's saying.

[bowmaaker]

the better servos you have....!

[MinervaArnauld]

Just Japanese people can do so realistic things like that. They are awesome. ;o

[xAishitemasu]

Anyways... Dayuum ;o

[RenaleeCamelot]

scaryy



[SupremeAmerican]

does this count as a wife for mormans?

[Yaoiweb]

child's voice?

[xAishitemasu]

@Yaoiweb That's not a child's voice. LoL. They just have cute voices. =.=;; D:

[lingojac]

The Akiba Robot Festival Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Akiba-bot begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, November 8, 2006.

[NC17Rated]

@lingojac You're a fucking moron.

[lingojac]

@lingojac It's a copy-paste of a movie quote with like 4 words changed, idiot.

[halrloprilalar]

Creepy eyes and moves....No emotions

[Strayed601]

Eyes...like dolls eyes...

[msbrunoiost]

q horror o sorriso.

[MultiGameJack]

good robot-dead robot.

xo-xo-xo

[TheRaellz]

does she deepthroat and cook?

[ghostchild127]

@TheRaellz if shes anything like a real japanese woman, then the answer is yes. lol :D

[mugen613]

Walt Disney did this in the early 60's...catch up Japan!

[mcdekrn]

When it zoomed up to her face I knoew I would have nightmares for life!

[PhasmatisApparatus]

Uncanny valley much?

[Adilshit]

EVERYBODY POOPS AND IF THEY DONT THERE AN ANDROID AND SHOULD BE DESTROYED.

[shookonmon]

haha i love how the top two comments are total opposites.

[numenclature]

people watch animation like this everyday in anime or video games and think its hot...so why think this is creepy? Its the same no?

[vegetasdick1]

thats just freaky

[slimeytilley]

is that sim language?

[Tifdawnc]

Robot women are useful but they can't replace real women! :)

[alecfras]

@Tifdawnc Not yet, anyway.

[MCGONN]

OH GOD.

[zig4samurai]

I can lvl ya up babe

[Blizarrro]

i will teach it to love!!

[arglborps]

What makes this robot feel not only utterly fake, but really appaling is the terrible unnatural "anime" narrator type of voice they're giving it. No normal Japanese would talk this way, this is the typical over the top kind of narration you get too often on Japanese TV. EPIC FAIL

[kingdibbs]

id do anything to her... i mean to get her

[cjpalisoc]

nice

[redclay52]

does anyone know the term for what CaPtainCman25 is describing above? we talked about it in my literature class. it describes the point where something becomes so lifelike that it bothers us? like "Real Dolls". it had something to do with cyborgs and ontological hygiene

[Darclipto]

@redclay52

The uncanny valley

[DancingEar08]

AWESOME! 

[MilkyStreets]

that is so scary.........

[fasunfru4evr]

IT'S ALWAYS A FEMALE!

[TheHollowMoon]

It smiles to much it

[MichaelJ505]

I'm in love........

[LGy95]

I would program this to pick me up

[DeadSleepers]

Why are people freaking out over this? This is revolutionary.

[enterprise11209]

Arretez de délirer! (et de phantasmer que diable!) c'est juste une marionnette, antropomorphe, hi-tech, chère bien sûr mais une marionnette. La technologie n'est pas dénué d'intérêt, la machine à vapeur du XVIII siècle préfigurant un peu la navette spaciale. On est tout de même encore loin de pouvoir créer une véritable i.a. genre Rommie :-) Patience, dans 200 ans...

[driverain2]

hands are out of porportion.

[OG035]

woooowww

this screeps me out! i would love to buy it and put it in my friends room or something:P it will scare the crap outta them;)

[TheAmbientDark]

I thought she was real until they zoomed in. That's really scary. 

[ShamaRook]

気持ち悪いｗ

[thesilverviolet]

im scared

[nucarius]

and this was made 5 years ago. check your girlfriend man, there might be a switch

[theXaint]

@nucarius Many would wish so.

[16pxs]

@nucarius dont worry, the robots will take over the world anyway -_-

[periesicsd]

Meanwhile in the science lab...

[sparkyrocky12131963]

let me put an ak 47 on those arms and then we are in big trouble.

JAPAN AND CHINA ARE GOING TO INVADE USA VERY SOON WITH THESE

ROBOTS.

[MsMedford]

im scared o_O

[francis25069]

she needs a shampoo... :)

[GAMER4316]

real hentai

[Cheesycola]

Oh my god.