Joe Rogan says "rape choke"

[darkmark7732]

Awesome RAPE CHOKE!!!!!

[lsloewen2]

@bootybot they get mad because he did a SHITTY job. His techniques aren't refined, or better, or more efficient. He did nothing to improve JJ other than introduce the Twister. There are literally hundreds of BJJ practicioner's who not only have contributed more, but have proven their system themselves by continued competition. Bravo is chickenshit

[Awesomeguy614]

@BandakaKush You're right, it was a Chute Boxe specialty and they don't actually squeeze the neck. In the UFC, it would be illegal to do so.

[JRoc14NSL]

maybe it should be changed to surprise choke

[misterjay85]

Dana has applied the rape choke on Miguel

[overgrow00]

THIS SHALL BE CALLED A "SURPRISE CHOKE" FOREVER

EVERYBODY LIKES SURPRISES...

SOMEONE SURPRISE DANA FOR ME

[TyeMan17]

@overgrow00 fucking dana white...

[cooler2326]

I just typed rape choke. efficient browsing ftw

[Kadavoir]

Who else just typed 'joe rogan rape choke'?

[BandakaKush]

It doesn't even really look like a choke, more like just head control so that you can land some punches from mount.

[swhite6]

Thats what its called at 10th planet BJJ where Rogan trains

[FallIntoWinterr]

13 people got rape choked

[SaladUK]

LOOOL

[RoundEjy]

Ah Ha Ha "rape choke" and everyone who is arguing in a YouTube comment section needs to get a damn life

[BootyBot]

way to jump on the hate bandwagon without stopping for a second to think for yourself

[LarryTheBladeMcGlade]

With idiotic comments like that coming from Rogan and Dana saying F this and F that, is it a wonder that NY still hasn't and probably NEVER will legalize mma?!

[JensPulverFan]

@LarryTheBladeMcGlade Theres more reasons then that.

I'm sure we all remember when Mccain was calling it Human Cockfighting

Then when Bud gets the beer sponsor with the UFC he suddenly doesn't care

Because his wife's family owns Budweiser.

[BIGSK8]

rape chokin rape chokin rape chokin rape chokin

[xMotherxPuncherx]

LOL I bought one of those toy Octagon and a Chuck Liddel/Wanderlei Silva figure set at Wal-Mart, and set them up inside of the octagon with Wandy rape choking Liddell. lol Right out in my living room.

[lilsm555]

Rape choke is the best name.

[malenkas3]

That's some black level BJJ belt technique there!

[Dhuman571]

Dear god Joe Rogan is the man.

[fearIfinch]

Well he is rape choking him. Basically you just grab someone by the throat and smash their face

[ryangarris]

i heard joe say he flinched when he said it but mabye it was in his head.

[sealjeremy]

those few fights without joe rogan were awesome i wish he wasnt on ufc

[gjfwang]

He won by TKO with pimp slaps.

[jas108]

hahaha thats funny.he calls it the rape choke lol

[mgallegos55]

Joe Rogan's crazaaaay!

[Eatmybologna]

You realize "rape choke" is actually the chokes name right? So many idiots on this planet.

[WhiteMenJumping5]

@Eatmybologna No it is definitely not......

[Eatmybologna]

@WhiteMenJumping5 Yes it actually is.

Theres also movies in Jiu Jitsu called "The Douche bag" and "the Crack addict" believe it or not.

[WhiteMenJumping5]

@Eatmybologna .......dear christ.....

[Eatmybologna]

@WhiteMenJumping5 look it up bro.

[Mannypacquia0]

@Eatmybologna yeah 10th planet jiu jitsu

[JamesHart84]

@Eatmybologna It doesn't come from JJ at all. Most of the names are made up names by Eddie Bravo for his no Gi version of JJ. For example, a rear naked choke is actually a Hadaka Jime in JJ and Judo. As for a "rape choke", come off it, he's just named this for the sake of naming, it's just crushing someones neck ffs.

[JensPulverFan]

@JamesHart84 Its how you would choke someone if you were to rape them.

lol the name fits

[JamesHart84]

@JensPulverFan lol it does, Eddie Bravo must have named it from experience :-p

I just wish he'd name some "Book selling choke", or "Profile Raiser Strangle". I commend him for his no Gi JJ methods, but all this made up name bullshit just to sell his products gets on my tits, he could at least show some respect to the arts that his methods came from.

[JensPulverFan]

@JamesHart84 Rogan actually claims to have coined the term.

[JamesHart84]

@JensPulverFan Ah right. Doesn't surprise me really. I love Joe as a comedian, but when he talks about MMA he sometimes gets on my tits. Knows his stuff, but can be a bit of a tit about it too.

[BootyBot]

@JamesHart84 he showed respect enough by evolving the system.

You don't see Judo practitioners get worked up because bjj practitioners call the Hadaka-Jime the mata leao (lion killer), or rear naked choke. OMG DOUBLE JUDO ART DISGRACE. people rename subs and chokes all the time. Helio renamed nearly every judo sub he took for BJJ (which was nearly all). Guess what, next step in jui-jitsu, bravo is doing the same thing helio did. Big deal.

[JamesHart84]

@BootyBot Yeah, but BJJ is a different art to Judo so I can understand the renaming, but Bravos is just no Gi, so why rename again? Why not use what its already called in BJJ? There's already plenty of English named techniques, and it's not exactly hard to learn the Brazilian ones. So just because they haven't got a Gi on, makes a Rear Naked Choke a Hooker Strangle or whatever the hell he calls it? I appreciate his methods, but all the bullshit renaming like a bloody Rape Choke is ridiculous.

[BootyBot]

@JamesHart84 no bjj and judo are the exact same art the only thing that differentiates them is an increased emphasis on newaza (ground game). That is the ONLY difference. they are not two different arts. BJJ uses 99% of the same joint locks and submissions as judo. The other 1% was refined and added to by Helio. Yet he renamed nearly every technique he took. Ever heard of the Gogoplata? That's the kagato jime in Judo. Bravo did the same thing. Yet so many people get butthurt over it?

[IanJamesG]

@BootyBot this is absolutely true however you cant say the gracies and bravo havent evolved bjj for instance the rubber guard eddie bravo teaches. same art 100% just refined reworked and evolutionised.

[house2245]

@Eatmybologna One called "crack head control" too Eddie Bravo said that on the Joe Rogan podcast.

[silantbill]

I like the part when he said rape choke

[SHIMSHANZ]

lol dude just got RAPED!

[BlueNose1690i]

hahaha

[fuze59]

so did joe get into shit for saying 'rape choke'??

[maxpower789z]

Bob Sapp. Ernesto Hoost. Rape Choke.

[pie579]

lololol

[trey187123]

hahaha joe was talking about this on one of his podcasts

[AcademicusMaximus]

LOL!

[JasonGreene91]

hhahah so fuckin funny

[shogunboxe]

Note for Joe

illegal blows to the back of the head= donkey punch

[RainstormInSpace]

isnt that what its called?

[surgeon8024]

"Herb Dean has called a stop to this fight, at 2 minutes, 56 seconds of the very first round, declaring the winner by Rape Choke..." haha

[narudis]

I love how shogun used the rape choke on lyoto. It made me happy.

[xMarucsFenixX]

LOL man that guy got raped and choked out.

[Monkeyman2themoon]

you're stupid, thats what the position is called.

[CrazyDancingBear]

@Monkeyman2themoon really? is this true?

[Monkeyman2themoon]

@CrazyDancingBear yup

[shevegen]

But the name is still silly. You hold him with one hand, and pound him with the other one. Where is the choke?

[NaveedKoval]

the choke is the hand holding the throat....

[gsxrk6charlie]

That is actually what it's called from what I know.. What else do you call that, seriously? lol

[jewpiles]

Well... what would YOU call it?

[Egilkassin]

in the words of joe rogan "thats what you get for hiering a pot head comedian for being the host"

[SquamtonReppnMeng]

bahahahhah had to watch this...peep joe's youtube page its priceless shit

[Scav922]

hahah i heard Mayhem Miller use the term "non consentual sex choke" on bully beatdown, i thought it was hilarious. The guy had both hands on the neck though

[captainspaulding17]

if you do the one hand choke from the back its called the assrape choke lol

[piker2007]

Actully named by Eddie bravo, but I'm sure all you poser YouTube black belts know that

[moxymeeh]

In his book Mastering the Rubber Guard, Bravo includes a section crediting heavy marijuana use for stimulating creativity in both his music and jiu-jitsu

[Khomradeigor]

I remember that. It was disturbing.

[Lifter85]

nothin like a good ole' rape chokin'!!

[Radeo]

how does rogan know what a rape choke is unless he's utilized it?

[DecriminalizeLiberty]

obviously thats what this pathetic video is trying to prove but its a joke so stop hating on rogan you fuckin losers

[NineInchSamusAran]

@Radeo:

How do you know the phrase "rape choke" unless you've utilised it yourself?

[Radeo]

@NineInchSamusAran

I never claimed to know what it is. Knowing so isn't necessary in order to ask the question I asked.

[NineInchSamusAran]

@Radeo:

I was pointing out how completely braindead your argument was.

If you needed to do everything before you understood it, the world would be a very different place, indeed. There would be no schools, as you couldn't possibly learn anything through books, videos, discussion, etc. Nope, the only way to learn something would to do it. Eesh.

{-.-}

[amackmoney]

lol wany invented that shit...hes like "fuck the rules im strangling bitches!!"

[WhiteMenJumping5]

Haha, yeah he used that shit against Jardine, because Jardine wouldn't leave his head still so Wandelei could punch him

[xMotherxPuncherx]

Man. I wanna rape choke somebody!!

[senzyu4wutang]

haha i say that all the time! vanderlei done the rape choke on keith jardine aswell !! checkit

[makk333]

joe rogan explained on a radio show that he didnt mean to say that and right afterwards he was like "WTF DID I JUST SAY??"

/watch?v=WBVg3Yp6npc&feature=r­elated

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[huronmak]

lol it's jsut when he's choking you and stiking with the other hand.

It's all part of jiu jitsu

[Raginmonky]

Then why is it primarily used by wrestlers?

[cryingindian]

shut up. Its just used by any fighter who wants to keep a head down while punching it lol its not a wrestling or a ju jitsu thing its a fuckin hand on the throat

[Raginmonky]

Way to prove my point?

[cryingindian]

i meant to reply to the other guy saying it was part of ju jitsu sorry dude

[raoulthompson]

rape choke is the actual jiu jitsu term for a one handed throat choke as you strike. Moron.

[deanneugebauer]

Yeah but it's still slang, Joe Rogan said he said it on accident.

[IjjiGamerZ]

Dam his first last name is like my first name

[jarviswa]

Rapechoke LOVES the rapechoke!

[BigGee614]

Why is this funny? It is in fact called a rape choke. Wanderlei uses it often.

[LimpLoser]

it would be funny if a fighter became erect and u could see it through his shorts.

[RiseOfTheRebel]

buddy, you just came out of the closet gayer than anyone

[rpsafety09]

HA!!! Dude your my hero.

[mmastoner420]

the cup would block it

[raoulthompson]

homo

[CJizzzzle]

That would not be funny. That would be super gay.

[bluehighlighterfreak]

JOE ROGAN LOVES THAT TERM

[st0nedallday]

haha yea, they should call him "rape chokin joe rogan"

[DUBSAC]

Haha theres a vid out there about him saying that it just came out of his mouth.

[ph33ric]

rofl rofl rofl

[Deets1989]

i always thought that move was called the rape choke regarless of rogan's usege

[projectracefight69]

FUCK JOE ROGANS PUNK ASS

[dimi887]

Lol he likes saying "The Rape Choke" when a fighter places their hand on another fighters throat. He says it again when reffering to Wanderlei Silva's use of it when fighting Dan Henderson at Pride (their first fight)

[ieberhart]

joe rogan is so awesome, but rape choke, cmon man. no, joe rogan does not choke hookers. hahahahhahahahhaha oh wait, yes he does. at least he not sham wow guy. give em black and blue eyes. although, she was tryin to bite his tongue out.

[Finnigan77]

I think I heard on 60 minutes something like MMA is a brutal sport because it has moves called stuff like ''guillotine choke''. I'm sure rape choke would change their mind though.

[typeclash]

Isn't that just something Joe Rogan or some of his friends came up with?

[heymanhaha]

oh btw is rape illegal?

[nomilkforsanta]

Commission approved gloves

Weight classes

Time limits and rounds

Mandatory drug testing

No head butting or kicking to the downed opponent

No knees to the head of a downed opponent

No downward point of the elbow strikes

No strikes to the spine or the back of the head

No groin or throat strikes

[xthag0ld3nchyldx]

not if she enjoys it

[bNoX81]

yes cos your not allowed to stick anything in any body orifices, its in then rules

[CJizzzzle]

yes, very.

[SASCartman]

Nothing Says Professionalism Like Joe Rogan

[bbmafiuex]

@SASCartman  its

[JeffersonPaine]

@SASCartman

rape choke is an actual term, some JJ moves have silly names such as the douchbag

[MrVincentR]

@SASCartman he talked about saying this when he was at the tempe improv in arizona. he said he thoguht he was fired for sure but no one said a word about it. then he said i guess they expect that shit hiring a pot head.

[JensPulverFan]

@SASCartman Lol its just what its called.

Its not like Rogan invented it.

People having been saying rape choke since Shogun's Pride Days

[UplnSm0ke]

the keith jardine rape choking is far more worst then this one

[PacificFlows]

i know that when i... er, IF i were raping bitches, that's the choke i would use.

...just saying.

[jablesplz]

its a rape choke. thats what it is.

[moatazrageb]

haha funny - it was a mistake its not called a rape choke obviously! anyone who thinks it is should have a word with themselves . .

[kerleyfries2]

how bout when he said "he put him on queer street" after a KO

[n2mma]

What fight was that? What a great line! Freakin rogan......

[yummybacon]

thats a very old saying I have heard many times. he doesnt mean gay street. he means loopy or silly street.

[Iambecome]

Didn't Tim Sylvia say that after Fedor smashed his brain in with those monster punches?

[zxzrp0]

jhahahahaha

[marqied]

its obvious that some of these guys here doesn't even know this is mma..they think its some half naked men doin somethin...you know the demographics here...guys who watch mma and guys who just watches the round girls... get educated with contact sports people...

[theonlycoolwhiteguy]

It is called a rape choke when you put one hand in an opponent`s throat in order to keep him down. A rape choke can be used if you are on the mount or on your opponent`s guard

[BelfastBrigade17]

What's the big deal? Simply putting the hand over the throat. Go watch Wand vs. Jardine. I'm pretty sure Rogan says it then, too.

[screwston713ivan]

I thought I heard him say that, I tried to find it on the DVD but I guess they edited out, damn, that's an exzact description

[makak56]

lol fuckin hilarious

[getthetapjj]

Lmao Rape Choke, that's exactly what that position is, Rogan is the man

[bradleycakin]

its a basic mma level one standard choke hold called the "date rape choke" a lot of submissions and chokes have "ODD" names, he just was not supposed to say that on TV

[redsoxfanatic2007]

That's what the one hand on the throat is called, dumbasses.

[boomdude]

was he trying to say rake choke? lol

[darktim99]

lol rogan is the man. only he can say something like that. lol "rape choke" i seriously cant stop laughin LOL.

[dopeMcPot]

lol

[JawLeee]

Wanderlei did that to JArdine

[skatingscotty]

hahahaha

[hulk20009]

ha ha ha ha im gonna try the "rape" choke at traning tonight

[KEEELr]

Rogan Is just great!

[nubemuffin]

thats just what its called....

[TonyBtheEG]

i cried from laughing for 3 minutes.

[madmikeF]

And it is all over. He got raped the fuck out LOL

[SupremeJudge]

LOL

[ibasicallytotalyrule]

i lol'd irl

[StrengthGoose]

OMG THATS A GOOD ONE MAN..

[GrapplerJMo]

man, that's 10th planet jiujitsu terminology right there for you =p

[MrTrent]

rear naked choke is a pretty funny name. nothing gay about that name.lol.

i saw joe rogan at the improv sunday evening and he told us about this moment. he said as soon as he said rape choke, his eyes went big and realized what he said. but he told ufc officials, " why did i say rape choke? why did you hire a pot head stand up comedian? "

[leebeyer3]

so is it also funny if someone says doggystyle kick? fuckin prick

[pedicabdr1ver]

to be honest, if i heard someone call a shot to the back of the head a "sodomy punch" i would probably piss myself laughing.

[leebeyer3]

touche

[marmaladekamikaze]

Genius!

[SkipNYK]

yea or more like a donkey punch

[MrVincentR]

@leebeyer3 yes, as a matter of fact that is pretty funny.

[LiamO401]

lol woops

[poohbear7215]

You all are dumbasses. There is a video where Joe himself admits that it was fucked up. I take Jiu-Jutsu.

[gore1sm]

yeah i saw that video and he did make a mistake.. but cmon thats funny! :D

[billclinton]

The technical term is NOT rape choke people. wtf

rogans said it himself, he knew the instant he said it he fucked up

[0badboy0]

OMG ROFLROFLRLMAOLGFVLGHLSFHd

[efarmer385]

Thats what the move in Jiu-Jutsu is called.

[hawaiiancerveza]

?...no it isn't. its just used in mma terms...

[Chricton]

He says he literally winced right after he realised what he said.

[HammerZC]

It's what it's called numb nuts

[djhbv23]

its not a technical term you dumb fuck. thats whats its called cause thats how it looks when you rape someone. haha. not that i would know first hand.

[Garbonzo07]

rogan pwns all

[bruceoner]

lololololololol

[NakedPolarBear]

yeh its called a rape choke its used to control the head for ground n pound, however its against the rules to actually squeeze the windpipe

[arocknation]

even more awkward because of the position those 2 men were in. haha. 5 stars.

[arocknation]

wow, that was an awkward moment. haha.

[oritesane]

what the fuck??