Drunk Goldblum. Best Story EVER!

[kirstleeh]

hahah love this!!!! 3:00 hahahaha

its crazy how real this sounds..who ever thought goldblum's voice would sound so authentic drunk when slowed a little bit!!!

[Periphery830]

reminds me of steve brule

[ta2fiend]

Actual speed, goldblum is just retarded

[frankdrebin]

OMG, he's TRASHED.

Stay away from Charlie Sheen, man.

[TheRealKirkHammett]

This video has been slowed down, to make him look wasted

[combomiconjo]

president Goldblum

[red5154]

this is clearly slowed down to make him look drunk

[joelberggren]

not funny!

[Panchitolionman]

Truly the best story ever LOL!!!! At least the best storytelling ever...

[nonamebrand0]

/watch?v=nJGWErN0VrA

thats the real Goldblum Best Story ever

[tommystive]

I could barely handle this

[yoshihawv]

don't watch it, just move on. waste of 5 minutes

[Ctupper1990]

hes not drink you slowed it down and ruined the video.

i like fast info biach

[planetuoza]

lmao @ drunk kids at the end. 5:51: "BESSTT STTOORYY EVV-"

[SKE1966]

I love you, Jeff Goldblum.

call me.

You are the sexyest man alive.

Let me tell you a story babe,

[mskiara18]

He's a great storyteller, even if he sounds drunk lol

[goldtogreysmoke]

such a cliche made up story

[tntparanoia]

timestretch

[79annamaria]

sorry!!!! but why he speak so slow?????another time he not speak like this!!! bho!!!!

[orion773]

@79annamaria They slowed his voice down so he sounds drunk.

[flugel76]

I can't believe he's gone. RIP Brundlefly :(

[americanzero450]

yo moron.... hes not dead.. but im glad you appreciate his talent

[orion773]

@flugel76 Dude, I've seen your comments on like three other Jeff Goldblum videos about his "death." No one believe this guy. For some reason he wants people to believe that Jeff Goldblum is dead.

[flugel76]

@orion773 June 2009 called, wondering where the hell you were, and why you weren't watching television......

Buzzkill thickness.....

[orion773]

@flugel76 Yeah, obviously you're stuck in June 2009. (Everyone else knows that was a hoax. I guess you haven't heard yet.)

[flugel76]

@orion773 followup message from 2009: your sense of humor has been found, and they're waiting for you to pick it up.

Not my fault if you don't think it's funny. Plenty of other people do, and I'm not going to stop just because you disagree.

RIP Mr. Goldblum. May you talk slow and freak talk show hosts out in Heaven as you did on Earth.

[orion773]

@flugel76 I'm not the one with the shitty sense of humor. Quit it with these lame "The Jerk Store Called" jokes. And I'm pretty sure no one else is laughing. Just a bunch of confused people telling you that Jeff Goldblum isn't really dead. I can't tell who you're trying to entertain.

[flugel76]

@orion773 ...you mean ONE person. That would be you. YOU are the Buzzkillington here, you are the monkeystick. Try to get over yourself, and quit taking Youtube posts so seriously.......

RIP Jeff.

[orion773]

@flugel76 I've already told you that I'm done with this stupid argument about whether or not a celebrity is dead or not. And trust me, if there's one thing I'm NOT, it's a buzzkill.

[flugel76]

@orion773 Rest in Peace, Dr. Malcolm. :(

[Techfuse13]

@flugel76 He's not dead yet

[zingaya]

Tempo slowed down.. pitch preserved.

And it is not funny at all..

Maybe it amusing the first time you try this effect out on a voice recording for the first time, for 2 seconds..

I wanted to hear the damn story.

[extigy]

PICK!

[CustardGanet]

The jew's out of the box

[Johnnymushio]

this is hard to follow

[kurukq]

kindof a lamp

[JizzyIzzle]

it's not real you know, he was just on jimmy fallon and had no idea what it was.

[jaredshutto]

Hilarious!

[eldorado61guy]

That Bee in a Barrel sound is a digital sound so I'm confused

[txkuntryboy]

Kind of a lamp.

[monsterinyourpocket]

okay whats goin on? this is the third slowed down clip i ve seen in two days.

[orion773]

@monsterinyourpocket People slow down Jeff Goldblum's videos because the way he talks makes him sound drunk when it's slowed down.

[juliagoulier]

hahaha, the video has just been slowed down

easy to do with any video editor

[Mudstersrocks]

its unbelivable people dont understand that

[iCamiloTV]

I think Goldblum is the one of the limited amount of people who actually sound drunk when their are slowed down....

[MontajBlaze]

Yeah, his mannerisms and re-ittirations, and even his accent fits perfectly into drunkenessXD.

[chainsawbuddy]

vveeertiigoooooo stuhylee...

[hislove4ever7]

Possibly the funniest part of the video at 3:17.

[iCamiloTV]

Indeed!

[fobsessivegirl13]

lmfao!

hahahahahahah

[CarnalT]

what the hell is he talking about??!?!

[theallmightypingu]

its meant to be slowed.....if you slow jeff by 50% he sounds drunk....thats why its funny....

[BeardedIrony]

idk but it does seem like the vid was slowed

[fenderkid]

Der...

[squeak63]

if you close your eyes he does sound drunk.

[4zion4life]

isnt it just slowed down? kinda like south park in reverse?

[contull]

li- literally

[Zato1chi]

lmao he went from looking coked out to drunk

[rtwodtwo565]

Awesome..

[ice2038]

slowed down

[SoApBoX]

I was thirrteen and a haaallllfffffff...

[iCamiloTV]

sounded like a vegas gambling game...

[Tokist]

idk why but this is really fucking funny

[hckia]

:43 - "I have reacyed puuuuberttyy..."

[Magik57]

so wait. he just went to get a hooker and wussed out and thats it. hm.

[Cin3]

Great, LOL

[rex232]

i was sleeping at 0:48

[erick103]

Goldblum has no dick

[MrSoprano0125]

...and amazingly, it's bigger than yours!

[shexy0midget]

lol

[Phase171]

Drunk? Possibly. High? Definately.

[youbobwhatsnew]

Are all these slowed down or what?

[TekLok]

Yes! They slowed it down, but the sound has been filtered so the original pitch is preserved. I'm sure you can do this with any other video.

[LoganMarvel]

Dude--if you can find it, you gotta do a drunk Jeff when he was on Conan and they're talking about eyes and then Jeff tried to get his eyes to "touch" Conan's eyes.

[z1000slappyhours]

omg this is great

[MrSoprano0125]

I can just see his face when he is on his Apple computer clicking on YouTube and watching this video...

[dancedancerount]

hahahah i woulda been like UHM NO WERE DOIN IT