Dane Cook- Bees & Sharks

[flaha65]

Dane Cook can fuck my bee :o

[Skittlefy666]

Good job at making this. its really good!! Also LOL!!

[roxietteangel]

208 people got killed by bees.

[66ohmy88]

the shark pic scared me.. they couldnt have used a nicer pic.?

[ALLIED7621]

idc what anyone says dane cook was funny as fuck not anymore though, too dirty now

[KillaSupra]

Why are the top comments always quotes from the video? It's not funny when you say it in the comments, and everyone just heard it in the video..

[TheRealJondon1998]

Well bees can take me out!!!!!!!!!

[liltunechi4eva]

203 people just don't like dane cook

[ForcedPking]

@liltunechi4eva 1 person has no good joke..

[Xenphyn]

I used to punch bees in the face... then i took an arrow in the bee

[xXdaneeeeXx]

Fucking swear the drawings make this shit better.

[Foreverbluesbaby]

I just laugh. How do you get *LAUGH!* killed by bees

BUZZZZZZZZZ OH JEEZE! I'd Punch the bee in the face :D

Yeah BUZZZ PFT! Where's the next bee at?

Killer horse :D Ohhh my. this is all great :D

[gaol12]

yah.. that't right, it was swimming away and I pulled back up and said "fuck you shark".. true story!

[frozenfrostrichie]

brian regan more funny in my opinion

[777rhia]

203 people were killed by bees

[doomalligator]

@777rhia i see a hole in your comment. how did they dislike this video if they are dead

[TheKairi13]

Yeah I Go Into The Sea Sometimes Just To Fuck Around With The Sharks. XDDDDD



[SunsetSweetie09]

why every time he says pussy shows a cat?

[Cresitan258]

Wouldn't it be ironic if he got killed by a shark bee?

[MegaStrawberry34]

203 people got killed by bees

[MrPotatoSack177]

018 Aww they look cute

[traebagley]

fuck bees

[FMFDaniela1]

2:51 ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[douglas13qecvi]

flying horses that shits scary

[FantasyAnimegirl666]

Dane cook is sooo funny

[FMFDaniela1]

2:52 " ALRIGHT !!! "

[FMFDaniela1]

2:52 XD the shark's face is sooo funny

[FMFDaniela1]

2:54  XD the shark's face is sooo funny

[weebabeebex]

Here's an idea for people who don't like Dane Cook. Don't watch his video's,it kind of makes you sad going on to these video's just to leave negative comments!

[pinkypiedinosaur]

killer horse...... im loling at that SO hard. MNURRAHAHAHA! pfd pfd! MURAHAHAHHURM OMG LOL

[DasOmen02]

lol "And a shark goes 'ALRIIIIGHT'"

[Mr350theman]

i punched a bee once then his friends got pissed

[2040Rumely]

FUCK BEES!



[Been523]

Fuck Bees.

[girlovesbacon]

For people saying that dane cook isnt funny: most comedians make fun of other people.

but if youre being technical its a bee allergy. but dane is right. if youre allergic to bees TRY TO AVOID THEM and if you do get stung seek medical help.

[cozmofox222]

i love the news reporter's voice

[BeginswithPIE]

Punching bees only works for the first one or two. I have only gone 5 or so in a row before they really started getting me.

[kornbaby86]

lol fuck bees

[TheReachking]

201 people couldnt punch bees and sharks

[jigsaw87180]

dane cook is not funny and is a douchebag, go ahead you dane cook fanboys troll me you phuckers

[alferd1979]

@jigsaw87180 how the fuck is he not funny ur the douchebag

[jigsaw87180]

@alferd1979 how am i the douchebag? Can't someone express a little criticism here without getting bashed by fanboys? isn't that what the comments are for? Once again HOW IS SOMEONE WHO GETS KILLED BY BEES FUNNY? How can anyone laugh at that? You are a COMPLETE Dumbass

[sharinganpro2011]

@jigsaw87180 fuck u man he is funny as fuck

[jigsaw87180]

@sharinganpro2011 how the fuck is someone getting killed by bees funny? go suck dane cooks mangina u piece of shit

[sharinganpro2011]

@jigsaw87180 im not laughing about beein killed by them he just funny so calm the fuck down and go make love to ur signifcant other and chill ok

[TheReachking]

@jigsaw87180 dude fuck you. 1. learn to spell. 2. if you dont like it dont watch it asshole. 3. not everyone needs to be like you. in fact, no one should be like you

[jigsaw87180]

@TheReachking 1. just because I put a "ph" instead of a "F" i dont know how to spell? 2. how can can u laugh at this "how does someone get killed by bees?" what part of that is FUCKIN' funny? 3. I never fuckin' said everybody needs to be like me and WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HAVING AN OPINION???? You are clearly a fanboy and an ignorant one at that.

[xUrsusxXX]

@jigsaw87180 agreed.... apparently people think that loud noises and insensitive remarks count as "funny" nowadays.

[JOlivo94]

I literally punched a bee in the face the other day.

This was my inspiration.

[hybridsynnrgaming]

shark rocket: pisses them off

[TracNicful]

Happy SHARK WEEK EVERYBODY!!!!!

[D1amondPr1ncess403]

SHARK WEEK ON DISCOVERY!

[jasonandaustin]

if i heard bees i would say come here you little flying thinks of doom :P

[101McGangsta]

fuck you shark.... >->

[TheUnderarmour15]

199 people are bees who found a computer

[jasonandaustin]

i need a shark rocket it sounds like fun

[xNapoleonChanx]

fuck you shark!...XD

[xNapoleonChanx]

ya....fuck bees XD

[Sekhui97]

199 people got killed by bees.

Over 400,000 people punched a shark in the face and it let them go.

[DrocellxUndertaker]

lol That shark.... "ALRIIIIIIGHT!!!!!"

[Animal00Kaiser]

1:30 PUNCHED THE SCREEN! I should have punched the bees but I PUNCHED A SHARK( and its only a FREAKIN' PICTURE)

[PlayingDeadSpace]

American's have no sense of humour.

[konata4567]

fuckin shark lets you go..... if you dont get pussy with that story lol

[seansoup245]

0:12 *Man, not ma'm. Great video though.

[AcE2BaZeKaY]

everytime its said fuck that bee ill punch it in the face my 19 month nephew laughed soo hard hahah

[DylanHughesss]

FUCK YOU SHARK

[PeanutPanhead]

omg i HATE bees i have a HUGE phobia and everytime i see 1 and its flyin around and it lands on the ground i always step on it and go FUCK U BEE haha i would do the same thing as dane cook punch every bee in the face fuck bees!

[bigcc313]

Thats a gay looking picture of Dane. I bet you jack off to it everyday! LMAO!!!

[Sharie316]

LMAO

[Luke100Skystalker]

197 people got killed by bees

[ThatKidFromSpace]

@Luke100Skystalker If they got killed... How can they dislike the video?? O.o lol

[ReaverKun]

I punched it and it let me go. :|

Wut?

[turtleguy923]

@ReaverKun gotta punch them around the eyes I heard and they let you go. I've heard stories of sharks grabbing people and the people just poke their eyes and the shark lets them go.

[ReaverKun]

@turtleguy923 I still don't want to get bitten by a shark.

[turtleguy923]

@ReaverKun true, xD

[SpecialKitty15]

Press 7! Best part of the whole thing! xD

[stealthtacos]

yeah fuckyou bee !...

ITS A FUCKING BEE, NOT A GODDAM KILLER HORSE.

[EmmieTheDino]

KILLER HORSES!

That pic of Dane makes him look like a pedophile...

[dwc311]

@EmmieTheDino how

[EmmieTheDino]

@dwc311  Just the way he's staring... :)

[dwc311]

@EmmieTheDino hahahahah

[illegalRep]

You know Dane, I would do the same thing. If my vision was 20/20 and the bees weren't moving around so much.... Are they boxing the air or something? WTH are you looking at! Forget your stinger, I'm already half dead from your buzzing.

[TheDirtrider921]

OH NO!!!!!

[Pmike2345]

if u don't get pussy with that story........

[Allisynbug]

And the shark goes "ALRIGHT!"

[kcc1396]

NO NOT THE BEES

[hannakittybanana]

people get killed by bees for 1. theyre allergic. 2. if theyre killer bees

[dman6650]

wow that picture of dane is freaking me the s**t out

[MrsJordanMiakela]

i alomost just peed in my pants when i saw the shark part

[powerwolf901]

funnies one yet!

[Predator2169]

i punched it, and it-lemme go.... lets recap, a fuckin' SHARK comin' through the water, right? and this guy "heyyyyy" the fuckin' shark goes huuuurrrmm goes over to this guy , bites hhhhhhhhauuaau this guy punches it in the face and A SHARK goes ALRIGHT!!!! XD

[johnangiejennings]

I would laugh if he got killed by bees

[xXEmoAngel82Xx]

I punch him in the face and the shark goes ALRIGHT!!!!!!

[mtg210]

Think Different.

[lilmissnever]

killer horses!

[tick727]

FUCK BEES

[MadaraHyuga]

I mean, what, hod do you get killed by bees?

[alimirheartsu]

**** you shark

[Skynmak]

and the shark goes ALRIGHT!

[LOLBOY62099]

this is funny , but bk lounge is better

[NinjaFish023]

Hey guys lets start attacking people

[guyatrowe23]

@NinjaFish023 okay.

[BrownCow1919]

Fuck you shark well it sounded like this fhah yasd sharddr because the water was in my mouth XD 3:27

[AkatsukiLuver88]

XD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Funniest vid EVAR!

[xXEmoAngel82Xx]

Yea I have a shark rocket. I shoot it and it really annoys them.

How did you get away?

I punched it in the face and it let me go.

Im going to punch a bee one day. I'm also going to grab a shark by the neck and say " Fuck you shark!"

[JakandKeira1408]

lol, i was out side and a bee came over to me, i punched it and it stung me...i guess im not as cool as dane cook...XD

[aelishaful]

lol he hasn't seen the bees in east texas. those bees probably would have punched him back in the face lol

[TheCrossland09]

196 people know someone who has died from bees

[countrygirl1462]

if u get attacked by shark punch him in the nose if not die

if its an alligator it may seem weird but if u can poke there eye in

a swarm of killer bees i have no idea

[SilverSinspawn]

fuck you shark

[YokoIsFrodo]

ya i got a shark cannon

[their27]

18 fucks....count it!!

[aktau42]

196 People got killed by bees!

[mackers0071]

i finaly have reson to piss off sharks

[LtakeOanotherVlookE]

People die from bees because they are allergic to bees and get stung on the neck and the swelling closes up their air pipe. The nose is the most sensitive part of a Shark's body so if you punch it in the nose, it's like a human getting kicked in the balls. When sharks taste humans, they let them go because they don't like boney animals, mammals are a lot less boney. It's amazing how ignorance is bliss huh.

[DanielleTisdale]

@LtakeOanotherVlookE we're mammals. twat.

[shaken22]

@LtakeOanotherVlookE congrats pessimist you ruined my day now go masturbate with your tears

[LtakeOanotherVlookE]

@shaken22 I prefer lube

[shaken22]

@LtakeOanotherVlookE well congrats on that too i prefer women

[LtakeOanotherVlookE]

@shaken22 don't we all masterbait to women?

[CharryChuCinder12]

@LtakeOanotherVlookE

it's amazing how humans ARE mammals, isn't it?

[LtakeOanotherVlookE]

@CharryChuCinder12 No shit sherlock?

[maddogmaniac1000]

like if your the 2,000,000 millionth person to watch this

[MakaylaandHeather13]

he had 2 use austin

[DeadPeopleIRape]

id punch every bee in the face lmao

[TheDragonfire17]

ALRIGHT!

[jbaajkmarine]

I punched the shark in the face, and he let me go...

[cocokaa1]

wow. "Dane cook video. I was bored so i made it." and now you have almost 2 million views.

[KINGCLANXBOXLIVE]

194 people got bit by sharks, or lost friends to killer bees

[LilTackRoomTalk]

193 people did not get pussy from shark bite stories.

[Pacfan98]

@LilTackRoomTalk KITTIES!!! X-3

[lilVampy123]

Fuck Bees? Um Oww???

[EdwardsBrunetteGirl]

Hey! Bees are fucking terrifying! I'm allergic though...so that could have something to do with it:P

[juliarocks26]

hahahaha i dont think killer horses exist

[breyerbabe99]

killer horses, huh?

[Blaziken48]

If I were attacked by a shark, I would not poke it in the eye because I know how bad that hurts and I would not want to blind it.. . . . ...

[KamilaDewhurst]

house i mean horse

[KamilaDewhurst]

lol killer house XD

[KamilaDewhurst]

i love your picture. lol.

[bener62]

LMAO that was good lol im like crying right now

[Ashikun]

I saw a large hammerhead shark once and he is totally right. I have never swam so hard in my life to get back to the beach. I swear to God. All I could see as I was swimming was the white of the water and I didn't see I was coming up to the beach and my chest scraped along the rock pebbles on the beach and I screamed like a little girl cause I thought it was the shark. Then I got up and started running away from the water. This guy hit the nail on the head.

[FletcherDOA]

-mumblemumble- ManwasinAustin...killed by bees. :l

[bobsbestfriend1]

the stick man getting interviewed has the funniest face on hes like -_- he makes the news reporter look like a dumbass

[JaxfirebusIsBack1]

Simple: Killer bees that your allergic to :P

[DaBigLifeForever]

i punched it and he let me go lol

[MrTheblackmaster15]

RUN AWAY!!!

[tuffix22]

192 people must have bees as pets lol fuck you bee

[nicolasxgodz]

hi



[lookatthebrightside0]

he must be chuck norris!!!

[JRKNIGHTS15]

AND THE SHARK GOES ALRIGHT !!!

[FreeHugFriday121]

i laughed so hard at his horse impersonation ahhahahahahaa

[RonaldoRM7]

fuck bees i could understand if it is killer sharks that is scary shit!!!!!

[mitsukirox101]

I fuckin hate bees XD

[Hawk7581]

click 3:32 rapidly

[BaxterXenon]

192 Bees disliked this video

[brotherjames10]

imagine what it was like in his car

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

he must of done 80!

[choclatespread1]

0:09 thats a wasp

[TxJ0k3r]

you know your a mini chuck norris when you punch a shark then walk away from it :D

[Dragonrider400]

192 people were killed by bees,

or flying killer horses >:3

[blacksweater72]

Fuck Bees.....FFUUCCKK Bees

[AverageWizard100]

Oh my God, today I was walking to my car to go to lunch, and my friend and I walk past a bush and hear "Buzzzzzzzz!" like how Dane does it. I ran away from that bush! My friend didn't. She got stung! HA! 5 points to Dane Cook!

Fuck Bees.

[Steph9827]

7,595 people are epic because they punched every bee they found in the face.

[jjrideordie429]

this happened to me today. some jack ass snuck into the cargo part of the airplane and when they opened the wheels for landing he fell out. i just started bursting out laughing and then i was just like "who the fuck does that?"

[FletcherDOA]

192 people didnt get pussy with their storyl

[OhmgrownCron]

190 people are intelligent.

[coreycubed]

I was expecting this to be shitty MSpaint animation, but it was actually amazing, well done :)

[RawrDesteryIzzyRawr]

-I thought that at the end he would say, "So basically the guy punched a fucking shark in the face, it let him go and he survived. . .Meanwhile a chick couldn't punch a fucking bee and she died. . ,WTF ?? o.o"

q:

[001jhl]

Fuck you Shark. haha

[rocketboy6000]

" I PUNSHED IT AND IT LET ME GO"

[Watergal91]

That's a dolphin at 2:05 not a porpoise!!

[dingo19315]

for the love of god people seriously its a comedian dont be saying shit of fuck thats not funny im allergic to bees i am to retards all your doing is puting your shit on the internet and why you do it beyond me because no 1 gives a FLYING FUCK about your fucking medical record crap seriously people shut the fuck up!

[Aznrocker100]

My name is B......

[xoxosarah18]

uh ma'am was killed by bees...

[OxKaguya]

I'm allergic to bees and it gets worse every time I get stung so eventually, a bee could kill me. Right now it's just extremely painful and it gets really swollen.

[multiscaryman]

the best way to defeat a shark is to hit it in the eye or the gill mostly the eye