Zombie Politician

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@undeadpresident ok

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@undeadpresident why you gotta be so dirty?

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident cause you know you like it

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident but I'm you

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident damn straight

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident ok

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@undeadpresident I was going to, but since you are being such an asshole I won't

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident and you're calling me the asshole....

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident go fuck yourself

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident can you just shut up already?

[undeadpresident]

Somebody comment damnit!

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident ok

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@undeadpresident damn I think you have a little too much time to yourself

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident agreed, maybe this is what undeath is like, an infinite hell in isolation in which to self reflect on all that you've done wrong, lost in your own demented mind

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident I don't think so, I don't think that the undead can even self reflect

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident wrong!

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident right!

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident then we agree?

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident no!

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident what were we talking about?

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident there is no "we" stupid, there is only me

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident and me

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident but we are the same

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident evidently not....

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident we were talking about undeath and whether or not it is a hell of infinite self reflection

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident I think of it more as a trance or semi concious state, or wakened dreaming

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident or perhaps being hopelessly brainwashed

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident well that would make sense if we are talking about politicians

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@undeadpresident are they really brainwashed or do they just not care?

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@undeadpresident is it really an either-or issue?

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@undeadpresident I suppose it is rather myopic to narrow it down to on of two choices

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@undeadpresident yes it is

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@undeadpresident then again that's the kind of choice you get in politics

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@undeadpresident and it's also just two different ways of thinking about the same thing

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@undeadpresident and what thing is that?

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@undeadpresident their actions

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@undeadpresident like what actions?

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@undeadpresident like lying repeatedly, but wording things ever so carefully while doing so

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@undeadpresident isn't it against the law to lie on a job application?

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@undeadpresident I believe so

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@undeadpresident yet the leaders of our entire country lie straight to us, not on a sheet of paper but in front of millions if not billions of people

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@undeadpresident they don't only lie to us they steal too, what do you think tax money is?

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@undeadpresident they don't even need taxes they can just get it straight from the printing presses

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident well then why the hell do they need to tax us?

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident must be something to do with control

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@undeadpresident or incentive

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@undeadpresident I think control is a more precise term, incentive would fall under that category

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@undeadpresident so taxes are there to control us?

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@undeadpresident yes

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@undeadpresident how?

[undeadpresident]

@undeadpresident they tax things that they want to keep tabs on

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@undeadpresident and things that they want to discourage

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@undeadpresident why is this even important?

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@undeadpresident who says it is?