originally posted by patajah: "Ok, and now how about balancing this with a video in which the client presents a clear, straightforward brief and the agency presents proposal after proposal that is way off-brand, totally disregards key messages, and utterly lacks common marketing sense?"
haha... really? I assume you are some sort of account exec or marketing person. The truth hurts and is also funny - and this video is 100% truth. Stop whining like a b*tch - err, I meant account exec
I showed this video to my mom and sister but they didn't really "get it." I don't think it's reaching enough people. How about if you add those neat annotation things that explain what's going on and why it's funny? It would be like that Pop-Up show on MTV. Engage the viewers! I told my mom and sister about this and they think it's a great idea. Also since I came up with the idea I am not going to pay you for implementing it. You can just take it off of the final invoice.
@theChrisWhiteley - My husband works with me. We show this to our friends at the pub when they ask, "But why do you always bring your laptop to the pub?" Because the pub has more booze than our house. Usually.
Haha, I wish stupid people understood. No designer is ever like,"I have a few ideas for your business. Why don't we change the color of the carpet, tweak the products, in fact, let's just trash everything you have now and replace it with new items. Actually, let me call my friend who's another web designer and I'll get his input on your business."
Wow! I'm in cable advertising on the production end (I'm the guy actually making the STOP sign) and this is spot-on! Nothing is worse than working with a TEAM on a project - EVERYONE wants to have an input. This is the result.
What if there were no stop signs, and a major corporation was charged with inventing one? They'd brief their agency and let them do it. Sorta. Welcome to corporate creativity, where groupthink and endless revisions help good ideas get executed.
That's simply brilliant. But you may want to use a more sober soundtrack, as it is a serious topic. And maybe reshoot on a sunny day, as testing shows that darker days make folk feel cold and their bladders feel full. Also, although you have the male/female actor mix about right, can you introduce a bit of ethnic diversity?
That's simply brilliant. But you may want to use a more sober soundtrack, as it is a serious topic. And maybe reshoot on a sunny day, as testing shows that darker days make folk feel cold and their bladders feel full. Also, although you have the male/female actor mix about right, can you introduce a bit of ethnic diversity?
just read your comment from a while back on the "stop sign" video i directed.
while it's always nice to get positive comments from people, it's especially gratifying when they come from someone with such a monster sense of satire/irony.
I recently went through this myself. And while they were the dumbest people on earth, they were paying me a ton, and by the hour, and so, the more they changed it, the more they had to pay me. Bring it on...
Yes, as an ad copywriter for nearly 20 years, I can attest this hits the nail (painfully) on the head. It wasn't until I started consulting and tripled my hourly fee that clients actually thought I knew something -- and listened to me, at least most of the time.
If you stay in the game long enough you can start to pick and choose clients, throwing out the ones who try to run your life or get you to do free stuff all the time.
Hate to say it, but this is the price you pay when you want do creative work and also get paid for doing it. A bunch of talentless pukes peeing on everything, but they pay the bills so you dance to the music.
This scenario is replayed in many other professions besides graphic arts. The person paying the bills gets to play "designer" while not actually having to design anything.
"Way to crack the code!" Non-creatives on their PCs and creative on a Mac. Writer Harlan Ellison refers to such morons as parasites and mollusks on the creative process.
you assume the client actual pays for those hours... apparently you don't realize that the client still expected the budget to hold to the original. aka, we change our mind, you keep your budget static...
Some clients will try to lock you in on a single, package price, but the vendor has to be very clear the number of iterations they get without before it becomes a change in scope. If you don't so this, it's a fool's errand and you will lose money on top of working for sub-mental dopes who can't make a good decision to save their lives.
Ok, and now how about balancing this with a video in which the client presents a clear, straightforward brief and the agency presents proposal after proposal that is way off-brand, totally disregards key messages, and utterly lacks common marketing sense?
In many ways, I find European design to be more artistic and creative than North America. Perhaps they're more likely to try and make the problem fit into their grand design, instead of trying to design for the problem.
As funny as this is, from this day on, this video will be part of my client education curriculum. I will carry it on my laptop along with a fully trained staff who will adapt this video to an interpretive dance routine at client meetings.
Hi Sidewinder. Indeed, your video had such a sobering effect on me that I finally mustered up the courage to leave the crazy world that is the advertising industry littered with such neurotic and passive aggressive personalities and made a new start with a much more stable, rational and well-adjusted client base in the music industry. I may still need need your help in the form of a corporate video for tour managers though.
Hi Sidewinder. Indeed, your video had such a sobering effect on me that I finally mustered up the courage to leave the crazy world that is the advertising industry, littered with such neurotic and passive aggressive personalities and made a new start with a much more stable, rational and well-adjusted client base in the music industry. I may still need need your help in the form of a corporate video for tour managers though.
so who says the private sector has all the answers?
cinzonridge 2 weeks ago
Wow I love this vid. I'm a graphic designer, and I feel like I've been in this poor guy's shoes more than once in my life...
gavacho131313 1 month ago
Advertising is becoming more of a #fail as we go along
Kakenyi 1 month ago
Apparently 24 clients watched this video as well.
SolonQuinnStudios 1 month ago 2
Hola, un video excelente, enhorabuena.
2grdesigngraphic 2 months ago
toronto yeah!
cyberspaceturbobass 2 months ago
Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
DaPartyAnimal1 3 months ago
originally posted by patajah: "Ok, and now how about balancing this with a video in which the client presents a clear, straightforward brief and the agency presents proposal after proposal that is way off-brand, totally disregards key messages, and utterly lacks common marketing sense?"
haha... really? I assume you are some sort of account exec or marketing person. The truth hurts and is also funny - and this video is 100% truth. Stop whining like a b*tch - err, I meant account exec
claynyse 3 months ago
brilliant
henceseventytwo 3 months ago
Is that KD Lang?
brownmuscle 3 months ago
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brownmuscle 3 months ago
Welcome to Corporate America.
idricool 4 months ago
I showed this video to my mom and sister but they didn't really "get it." I don't think it's reaching enough people. How about if you add those neat annotation things that explain what's going on and why it's funny? It would be like that Pop-Up show on MTV. Engage the viewers! I told my mom and sister about this and they think it's a great idea. Also since I came up with the idea I am not going to pay you for implementing it. You can just take it off of the final invoice.
chrisherself 5 months ago
brilliant!
Trevaynn 5 months ago
I Should show this video to all my clients before I make them a logo, haha, hillarious
surfrash 8 months ago
I actually LOL'd at 3:23 when the "new" burst hits the screen.
MrRofeliak 8 months ago
Yeah, that's about right! I've had my fair share of customers like those. LOL
bmused55 8 months ago
is that KD Lang?
Cheatsification 8 months ago
Genius!
BigIdeaCompanyLLC 8 months ago
They should do a government version.
ShotgunRyan 9 months ago
seriously...genius. advertisers pull this s*** in order to create work for themselves.
hyperballad400 10 months ago
LOL! This is so on point I dont know what else to say. Clients will always over design things when they try to run the entire project.
uptownsean 10 months ago
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
mafermononoke 10 months ago
WORD!
tomcatmwi 11 months ago
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shelleyslack 11 months ago
OMG -- I love it!!!
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qazswwers 1 year ago
I figure I can show this video to wife to explain why after a long day of web design I come home and drink.
theChrisWhiteley 1 year ago 59
@theChrisWhiteley - My husband works with me. We show this to our friends at the pub when they ask, "But why do you always bring your laptop to the pub?" Because the pub has more booze than our house. Usually.
NicelyMalicious 3 months ago
How did you guys manage to get Rosario Dawson for this video?
onlyhuman41 1 year ago
Hey, I know! Let's privatize EVERYTHING and let the free market decide how to best engineer our public infrastructure!
/s
tritisan 1 year ago 2
You nailed it.
lackthereof0 1 year ago
Haha, I wish stupid people understood. No designer is ever like,"I have a few ideas for your business. Why don't we change the color of the carpet, tweak the products, in fact, let's just trash everything you have now and replace it with new items. Actually, let me call my friend who's another web designer and I'll get his input on your business."
peetarararar 1 year ago 2
From a sign installers point of view, this clears up a lot. I used to wonder why quite often.
nymon10 1 year ago
One guy + 3 women.
Qrazii 1 year ago
This couldn’t be more true to form. Great job.
askmatthewpotter 1 year ago
Brilliant!
sludgedisciple 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahaha
ileshious 1 year ago
These meetings look very familiar
dwelwell 1 year ago
oh god this is my life. "HVM's", "really think this through if you could, yeh and we still want it by tomorrow" - priceless
greasymullet2002 1 year ago
Oh deja vu...here it comes...yup...been there done that...
karlaxwp 1 year ago
It makes you wonder what disgusting greedy creatures the "creatives" can be to put up with all this crap.
siddartharo 1 year ago
hahahahahahah exactly true. being a graphic designer SUCCCCKSSS sometimes lol!!!
busdriverjow 1 year ago
nice, anyone in design can relate to this...
pixelelement 1 year ago
God I know this feeling. reminds me of one of my recent jobs. XD
zaixhadouken 1 year ago
Geez, this is my Mon-Fri... It genuinely makes you want to shoot yourself.
thepaledeath 1 year ago
The final design looks like E.U. signs :)
dasanjos 1 year ago
brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
corinakis 1 year ago
Здорово!
Great!
MaksimSSM 1 year ago
this is exactly what happens!
PlayForLOLs 1 year ago
Wow! I'm in cable advertising on the production end (I'm the guy actually making the STOP sign) and this is spot-on! Nothing is worse than working with a TEAM on a project - EVERYONE wants to have an input. This is the result.
Nirdjha 1 year ago 2
@Nirdjha oh, you poor
MrMacfag 1 year ago
Класс!
yatrahal 1 year ago
Overdesigned sign :-)
izvarzone 1 year ago
It reminds me of BUBKA, however these people were much easier to work with!
LenaSlip 1 year ago
Lol! This is probably what would really happen now... can you imagine how many more wrecks there'd be? That sign is so distracting!
And lol at 3:34, "To remind drivers that stopping is not only required, but it's fun."
dubstar55 1 year ago 2
I'm so glad i work for myself now
lostzombiesdotcom 1 year ago
What if there were no stop signs, and a major corporation was charged with inventing one? They'd brief their agency and let them do it. Sorta. Welcome to corporate creativity, where groupthink and endless revisions help good ideas get executed.
pavelmelnicovCL 1 year ago
а в конце клиент должен выдать коронную фразу: "дизайнер нихрена не работает, мы всю работу делаем за него" ROFL
MegaSindell 1 year ago 2
@MegaSindell ha tochno
nickopollo 1 year ago
клиенты задрочки!
maxnag 1 year ago
So true. Aggggrrrhhhhhh.....
retal06 1 year ago
a web address!! lol
RealCheeseOnly 1 year ago
exactly how having dumb managers, is reflected on work :D
Yansan85 1 year ago
lols
synae00 1 year ago
I am freelancer now.
But It was so funny. Theyr faces after "SHUT UP, IDIOTS!!!"
Sorry, bad english.
Just... this is really story of my life :/
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That's simply brilliant. But you may want to use a more sober soundtrack, as it is a serious topic. And maybe reshoot on a sunny day, as testing shows that darker days make folk feel cold and their bladders feel full. Also, although you have the male/female actor mix about right, can you introduce a bit of ethnic diversity?
TheClunkingFist 1 year ago
That's simply brilliant. But you may want to use a more sober soundtrack, as it is a serious topic. And maybe reshoot on a sunny day, as testing shows that darker days make folk feel cold and their bladders feel full. Also, although you have the male/female actor mix about right, can you introduce a bit of ethnic diversity?
TheClunkingFist 1 year ago 38
@TheClunkingFist
hey man or lady,
just read your comment from a while back on the "stop sign" video i directed.
while it's always nice to get positive comments from people, it's especially gratifying when they come from someone with such a monster sense of satire/irony.
thanks for noticing.
sidewinder3000 8 months ago
@TheClunkingFist Thank you for illustrating the point. :)
cputrdoc 3 days ago
I recently went through this myself. And while they were the dumbest people on earth, they were paying me a ton, and by the hour, and so, the more they changed it, the more they had to pay me. Bring it on...
Kry8ter 1 year ago
AMEN! The story of a designers life! Sadly.
solenraymond 1 year ago
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Designers who don't know how to handle such clients are gay.
TheSunSunich 1 year ago
It's disturbingly accurate. The horror.
The other woman that appears out of nowhere during the presentation is pure genius.
DecoySanchez 1 year ago 6
Yes, as an ad copywriter for nearly 20 years, I can attest this hits the nail (painfully) on the head. It wasn't until I started consulting and tripled my hourly fee that clients actually thought I knew something -- and listened to me, at least most of the time.
dalancroft 1 year ago 4
If you stay in the game long enough you can start to pick and choose clients, throwing out the ones who try to run your life or get you to do free stuff all the time.
derpenstein 1 year ago 2
I have a few minor adjustments...
tweberfree 1 year ago
True. Clients Suck
leafs88nation 1 year ago
"Yeah some people just don't read, ya know?" lmfao. "And a burst that says "NEW" if it doesn't make it too busy" hahahaha
thecharredremain 1 year ago
"Yeah some people just don't read, ya know?" lmfao.
thecharredremain 1 year ago
The designer is left handed.
Hate to say it, but this is the price you pay when you want do creative work and also get paid for doing it. A bunch of talentless pukes peeing on everything, but they pay the bills so you dance to the music.
This scenario is replayed in many other professions besides graphic arts. The person paying the bills gets to play "designer" while not actually having to design anything.
MrLuigiFercotti 1 year ago 2
Does anyone else think the client actor looks like KD lang?!?!
OMDIgnition 1 year ago
thats why I have all my clients sign the "i know what is best, I have power to override all suggestions based on my knowledge" form...
ianpatrickbuss 1 year ago
this video screams IanPatrickBuss
sobaord 1 year ago
It's so true - I don't whether to laugh or cry.
susiesoxer 1 year ago 2
As a designer, lol's all around.
If you enjoyed this, google "Make My Logo Bigger Cream" for more similar humor.
myrridin 1 year ago
OMG...... this is so accurate it is scary..... Like "they" say... "A Camel... is a Thoroughbred built by committee"
artbybill 1 year ago
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this video isn't funny. at all.
2hdwa 1 year ago
"A mule is a horse designed by a committee"
ginensky 1 year ago
@ginensky That's a camel you're thinking of, chief.
Tysto 1 year ago
If you think this is bad, try creating a stop sign for NASA!
killupem 1 year ago
Software developer here, this is so true it's upsetting!
NotSpike1 1 year ago 3
it looks like clients run creative agency and ad agency a implementers
pappyakiri 1 year ago
This really shows how stupid people are!
gsanson 1 year ago
This is the closest video ever to represent my management
saurabh1983in 1 year ago 2
TOTALHomeRun!!--- esp the feigned encouragement [in the (political) arena]. Just a few tweaks.....
art4med 1 year ago
ROCK N ROLL !!!
nostopnosign 2 years ago
Have you seen John Denner 's Guitar instrumental called
NO STOP SIGNS ??
johnmayerhendrix 2 years ago
More proof that creatives really are masochists. Why do we put up with this stuff?
DetAdMan 2 years ago
This is really an odd video ???
guitarriffoftheweek 2 years ago
If you're a designer this will be very sad but true.
TalesOfWar 2 years ago 4
I love this video !!!
Great Job on the music in the intro
Happy Holidays
12guitarsaday 2 years ago 4
London 2012 Logo ? I bet wolf olins had to go through this shit
rmdort 2 years ago
Hahah! This is brilliant! I can totally relate to this, I've often had to incorporate asinine "suggestions" in my work...
bottleHeD 2 years ago 2
"Way to crack the code!" Non-creatives on their PCs and creative on a Mac. Writer Harlan Ellison refers to such morons as parasites and mollusks on the creative process.
jongreek 2 years ago
Stellar. Brilliant. Painfully, excruciatingly true. I don't know whether to laugh, or fight post-traumatic flashbacks.
7053productions 2 years ago 60
Laugh it up. This is what marketing, account executives and upper management do to creative all over the world every day. It's happening right now.
lmuellerjr 2 years ago 54
@lmuellerjr I had a single experience of this as a designer in the open market some years back.
Within a month I was working in the education sector.
noiseache 10 months ago
Design by committee at it's best! It's days like this that make me cry.
bunchoftits 2 years ago 2
This kind of approach makes the design agency rich, alterations are draining but costly.
oljai 2 years ago
you assume the client actual pays for those hours... apparently you don't realize that the client still expected the budget to hold to the original. aka, we change our mind, you keep your budget static...
dashboardb 2 years ago 3
Some clients will try to lock you in on a single, package price, but the vendor has to be very clear the number of iterations they get without before it becomes a change in scope. If you don't so this, it's a fool's errand and you will lose money on top of working for sub-mental dopes who can't make a good decision to save their lives.
jongreek 2 years ago 2
This is sickeningly true... trust me, this video isn't even an exaggeration. This is how it WOULD happen!
taybo06 2 years ago 4
God, I HATE marketing people!... NO! Hate is too strong a word.... erm.. NO! NO IT ISN'T.
Marketing people know SWEET FA about Design or even Marketing for that matter. Power to the Designer I say! WoooHooo!!!
kazmaz82 2 years ago
Amen
Briarbones 2 years ago
Ok, and now how about balancing this with a video in which the client presents a clear, straightforward brief and the agency presents proposal after proposal that is way off-brand, totally disregards key messages, and utterly lacks common marketing sense?
patjah 2 years ago
If that's the case: change agency!
FiftyNineNinetyFour 2 years ago
Yes, I suppose some clients have that luxury. All I'm saying is that it goes both ways.
patjah 2 years ago
Because it's the exception, not the rule?
theeponym 2 years ago
Oh please... it's 50/50.
patjah 2 years ago
Hardly. Design agencies thrive/fail on the quality of their work.
If your experience has been 50/50, then it's either:
1) You're really bad at choosing an agency to work with
2) You're the problem and you don't realize it
theeponym 2 years ago
1) I don't choose the agencies my team works with.
2) I'm definitely not the problem.
I'll give you this - my original comment is based on my experience in Central Europe, where it is definitely 50/50.
patjah 2 years ago
Ah, well, Europe could be an issue.
In many ways, I find European design to be more artistic and creative than North America. Perhaps they're more likely to try and make the problem fit into their grand design, instead of trying to design for the problem.
theeponym 2 years ago
It's not even funny because it's just bang on!
KarlSmyth 2 years ago
I know the feeling
geighlan 2 years ago
As funny as this is, from this day on, this video will be part of my client education curriculum. I will carry it on my laptop along with a fully trained staff who will adapt this video to an interpretive dance routine at client meetings.
RomanFernandez 2 years ago 2
@RomanFernandez
your comment on the stop sign video i made is hilarious. please tell me you will follow through on the interpretive dance meetings!
sidewinder3000 8 months ago
@sidewinder3000
Hi Sidewinder. Indeed, your video had such a sobering effect on me that I finally mustered up the courage to leave the crazy world that is the advertising industry littered with such neurotic and passive aggressive personalities and made a new start with a much more stable, rational and well-adjusted client base in the music industry. I may still need need your help in the form of a corporate video for tour managers though.
tastypistachio 8 months ago
@sidewinder3000
Hi Sidewinder. Indeed, your video had such a sobering effect on me that I finally mustered up the courage to leave the crazy world that is the advertising industry, littered with such neurotic and passive aggressive personalities and made a new start with a much more stable, rational and well-adjusted client base in the music industry. I may still need need your help in the form of a corporate video for tour managers though.
RomanFernandez 8 months ago 4
Wow... this hit too close to home. When she said, "can you move that one logo up a tad," I almost punched the screen.
popedarren 2 years ago 4
ooo demn ;] most of them are like that, and our job is to make mission POSIBLE
Cechas 2 years ago
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It's amazing how stupid people are when "at work" and suspending any common sense or reality.
Hey wait, it's just like our government!
vtxtreme 2 years ago
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vtxtreme 2 years ago
Oh so too familiar!
lucdesaulniers 2 years ago
oh yeah.... we should send this to all clients at all review points! Wonder if they'd learn something. Fantastic vid!
tigerlilianne 2 years ago
Great work!
StormMarc 2 years ago
Where is my privacy??? Someone is recording my client meetings. ROFLMAO Funny but true.
levelninetynine 2 years ago
and this is the private sector. imagine gov't.
clerans 3 years ago 2
Please tell me you guys haven't been infiltrating our conference room and videotaping our client meetings. Too hilarious, and too true.
TheClutchCargo 3 years ago