If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? (part 3 of 6)

[jupitermenace]

After puncturing the kid's eardrums the soldier then talks to him to explain what happened. THE KID CAN'T HEAR YOU ANYMORE! If they're that dumb, I don't think the invasion will succeed in the first place! :D

[BrickLaneBetty]

Commissar Gabe Kaplan.

[BrickLaneBetty]

Is she a horse?

[dantesinfernal0]

1 Billion, 100 million was about 1/3 of the world's population when this was made, actually...which is not to mention that somewhere in the neighborhood of 80% of those people lived in 2 countries.

I think he was just scared because he'd lose his cushy job if the Commies took over.

[smile221]

Wait so...Why doesn't Jesus give you candy? Can anyone tell me?

[ozzyscruggs1]

*Nice* touch at 9:16, just when you thought that scene couldn't get more excessive.

[jupitermenace]

@ozzyscruggs1 Also, the kid's cough sounds like an old man with a sixty-year-long two-pack-a-day habit.

[zee339]

What does it matter, protestants are all heathens according to the pope.

[mjh012363]

A pure blooded all American couple would just sit there while commies take their kids without running into the house to lock and load their shotguns? Yeah right!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOL!

[majikalacity]

It is the policy of communists to frequently cover people in ketchup in order to keep the population under control

[JejunumJake]

"Jesus did not give you candy. Fidel Castro gave you candy!" Yes, very "subtle," Mr. Pirkle.

[jrndk]

Gee, I guess it wasn't a good idea to have that illegal bible meeting in an open field....

[indreamweaver]

Hey those communists don't look half bad... look at all the candy they are willing to give us!

[Mantitx]

@indreamweaver

Shit, I love candy. What's a banker ever given me?

[indreamweaver]

@Mantitx

I don't know. As Rush Limbaugh said, 'no poor person has ever given me a job'.

[Mantitx]

@indreamweaver

Wow. That's fucking brilliant.



[sonoki82]

Glenn Beck at 0:43. Burt Reynolds at 4:20.

And that "pray for candy" scene is ripped off from short story by James Clavell published in 1963.  Apparently, plagiarism is not a sin.

[FredAstaire76]

"I am not a new anchor"

[das81]

look out!, evil commies will get your children XD

[damic]

was forced to watch this film when I was 13 in '83, it scared the hell out of me that folks could actually believe in the communist boogie man. Baptist and all forms of christian have been using a boogie man since they seperated from the Jewish church. Today its the Muslims. “When facism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”-Sinclair Lewis. pick up a book and put down the game boy the christians are coming.....

[mainestategop]

I doubt they could do it in 15 minutes. Especially as long as we have the 2nd amendment. And even if something like this did happen, plenty of 30 40 year olds would line up in lock step with these animals. And when this was filmed in 1971, We didnt have Obama, Biden and Pelosi as president VP and speaker. They would be shaking hands with these guys.

[Mantitx]

@mainestategop

Do you have a nuclear shelter in your back yard? It might be a good idea to get in it now and close the latch.  Make sure you don't bring your computer with you, Obama's thugs can use it to track you.

[Zolofted]

@mainestategop Jesus Christ... I was watching this because it's so unbelievably cheesy. If you are taking this shit seriously, you are incredibly stupid.

[mainestategop]

@Zolofted I dont. If this does happen its not going to come from China or Russia or any other invading nation, its gonna be our own government that does this.

[goose1212343]

Wait, did he say less than 60 years ago, there was not one communist in the world? Communism (or at least the modern form of it) was first theorized in 1848. Unless this is a movie from the 1890s, which I sincerely doubt, this guy is an idiot.

Also, the Chinese revolution took more than a week.

[marcelthemaoist]

Russian communists bombing around in a hick ass ford pickup truck. That's epic. She died like a pig.

[tuttt99]

The loudspeaker spoke up and said...