If I Were a Bro

[CrazzedShinobi]

first collegehumor video i ever saw

[DerMarc42]

I like how Jake fits the role just so perfectly ^_^

[hellterminator]

Silly woman, if you were a bro, you could never put on what you wore yesterday as you would never had taken it off before sleeping in the first place.

[stefaniii1990]

Hahahahahaha

[AndysMouseRatBand]

judging by her bone structure Sarah (sar-bear) shall age swiftly and poorly

[KillPyrite]

make a 'if i were a chick'

[Chibbox]

@KillPyrite or "if i were a hoe".

[MrDawgShark]

poor streeter

[Xentozz]

polos are gay :S

[ShakeytheFakey]

@dacaptain84 You are so stupid that it's laughable.

[angelfuturejob]

alright im a dude but now i feel like a fucking pussy i did cry on the notebook

[niehoff2323]

why does he look like hes going to throw up when hes geting a handjob

[Gallo1307]

Streeter forever alone

[BlowItUpYourFarkHole]

@5xOver Grammar nazi!

[captinchillin]

if thats really sarahs singing voice thats awesome

[5xOver]

Proper grammar is actually, 'If I was a bro'...

[brenard23455]

that couch looks comfortable

[88blakesmith88]

this song was the shit!

[lukeiamyourfaja]

i hate bros they make all dudes look bad.

[dacaptain84]

@lukeiamyourfaja did you know that a dude is actually a whales penis?

[lukeiamyourfaja]

@dacaptain84 wtf?

[Iluvcops911]

Wash your hoody streeter!

[cmarshallaust]

@NaliTheWarrior No, just that I don't devour the same commercialised, mass produced music the you so readily consume. Having said that I get the pun now.

[cmarshallaust]

Does anyone else hear that this song is more or less "Grenade" by Bruno Mars, only it was released over a year before :/ Me thinks Bruno is a college humour fan :)

[NaliTheWarrior]

@cmarshallaust me thinks you're stupid... search for "if i were a boy" by beyonce

[MisterGency]

Not bad

[SStrixaregood]

Good job on this.. also I want to put it in your butt!!! ha

[WilliamMorgan32]

I do believe if you turned up your collar around my friends you'd get beat the fuck down.

[daarkshadow8]

@WilliamMorgan32 stfu poser id kick ur fucking ass!

[NaliTheWarrior]

thats not a bro thats a douche...

[GreenFloyd12]

@NaliTheWarrior That's what they meant, just with the word substituted.

[elrandohorse]

@NaliTheWarrior Same thing.

[ImCampingHard]

hahahah STREETER! You fruit

[DeepSouthLass]

Ok, no one seriously turns up their collars anymore do they?!?!

[protuzul206]

0:33 she just torched the bowl! :O

[Ketchupclaw]

If you're from Canada, did you see that CDI College ad? That's how to market a college!!!

[EmilP76]

1:08 anybody else laugh at jake's though guy impression?:-D

[BigFudge97]

Why don't people realise that Sarah isn't singing

[Ekcyboo]

Waaaaay better than the original :P

[1995zeldafan]

she is a shirt singer.

shit.

[Scaomompyer]

Sarah needs to sing more.

[ufanisoneetze]

lol!

[patronizeyouforfun]

@slippinslidewayz and that's why you call yourself slippinslidewayz, did u have fun slippin and slidin buddy?

[DeathByTarantula]

I really don't think Sarah is that hot...

[ThatGuyCalledBradC]

@DeathByTarantula Nor do I..

[KingTekins]

@DeathByTarantula Does anyone?

[thrashandburn1022]

all a girl needs to do to become a bro is smoke a few fat bowls.

[Selvokaz]

Did the start of the video and her on her stomach with her butt up in the air made you horny thumbs up!

[itachimate]

i would fuck sarah til she couldn't walk

[jellyfishcandles]

@AvivCMusic it's Eliza skinner

[AvivCMusic]

Wait so who's singing this? Is it Sarah or Eliza Skinner?

[MegaCaptainPants]

Next version: "If I was a whore" 

[uriamsame]

i wanna be a bro (sounds fun)

[eruption72]

that must have been the most awkward kiss ever for streeter

[Tritannix]

Did everyone just thumb up "AsRobbieStandsLiving" because he said shit instead of shirt

[grapedrink123]

@Tritannix I do believe so.

[AsRobbieStandsLiving]

@Tritannix i saw this and honestly laughed so hard cause i noticed the typo lol

[meltedstation0123]

You can sing?!?!?!?

[thegerbilwinked]

@meltedstation0123 No at the end it says vocals by Eliza something so she was just lip syncing.

[cheespuffsrok]

I just got shivers.

[PepsiLuvrr]

I can SO see Sarah and streeter together.

[Tylergbred]

shes got nice legs... cant be a bro.

[briceislovable13]

Jaakkee!!!

[TechHelpPC]

That guy's arm on the right at 2:22 is huge!!

[Kaito57]

I don't see anything of that into the Bro Code... Barney Stinson would be so dissapointed.

But still a freaking great song :D !!!

[ChristianHuckabeast]

Pike?

[keggie09]

i miss sarah.

[Andrewvw100]

I didn't enjoy that

[Bloodline3393]

I don't care if Sarah is a bro. I would wake every morning to that ass!

[EldanairMage]

iv never met a person who dous the elephant

[LGGolf18]

Idrepublix yeah you're right real men don't do that stuff they get on youtube and mouth people. You're just a stupid nigger! Shut your stupid face and quit mouthing cause you know all you are is a nerd that wishes he would get invited to parties like those!

[TheNarutojr]

@LGGolf18

I understand if you don't like what he's saying, but don't be racist

[TheLovemusicguy]

Please Youtube....auto replay.....

[mattoh1981]

Big Lebowski.... I'm the dude.... El Duderino.... the duderski, or if your into the whole brevity thing.... DUDE

[woodpigeon66]

Aww, Streeter is so adorable in this one :')

[elite0702]

@idrerepublix are you trying to be racist

[CarolineMillerTV]

I love Streeter. Seriously, my dude.

[idrepublix]

You mean, 'If I were a Fucking Whiteboy'.

Real men don't pop collars and do 'elephants'.

[mattoh1981]

who has two thumbs and parties til he's fucked out his dome..... this guy

[F4H6K8]

The only job youll get is from a hand lololololol

[DLtee3323]

If I were a girl~~ I'd... fondle my boobs all day???

[QofLife69]

@DLtee3323 true true

[TheJoAndAJShow]

Bro!!!!



[exesandzeros]

Totes would gay kiss Streeter.

[BroNationApparel]

Looking for bro shirts? Check out our new site. You'll love them. Just take out the spaces.

BroNationApparel . tk

[notdonebefore]

@BroNationApparel no.

[BroNationApparel]

@notdonebefore Please?

[acousticNW]

2:00 hella sick triple bro collar pop.

[vesper2020]

3 getting fucked out my dome

[jl8724]

not a bad video you guys should watch Lookin Bro' by Mac Lethal

[theblidly]

Cool story brov

[boomerxxx]

PS: Jake didn't have to act in this video.

[Deepsand101]

David looks like the perfect bro.

[VayuPurana]

I wonder if Reba would cover this too

[daniellarkin231]

She would make an awesome bro

[purplebela2]

Is this on iTunes?

[LittleLefty26]

well thats my type of girl. wishin she could be one of the bros, perfers hoodies and is willing to smoke a bowl. lmfao

[HericSummies]

Everyone knows bros only drink Natty ice.

[slippinslidewayz]

Sounds like the few and far inbetween cocky hipster to me, the only "bro's" that i'd Act gay with was when I was in the corps.cause everyone on base knew who the gays really were

[planetary109]

I feel a sense of pride of being a bro now. This kind of made me tear with joy a little bit. *sniff* "No bro gets left behind!"

[sethious1]

didn't realize Collegehumor was on tv....wow I don't watch tv enough apparently lmao

[SCTION3]

You know your Internet is slow when it won't even load on 240p

[creepytowel1]

@SCTION3 quite watchin ur vids in walmart hobo

[RATHORAGE]

dammit why am i the only ostereotypical guy single ad lonely wtf

[TaGangstaShopQuartet]

I wanna be a bro with jake too! :)

[11apor11]

That guy at 1:03 is just sooo hot!

[novakedward]

My last name is novak too

[daniyellowjello]

Where was the joke/ that was pretty true

[everclearlover87]

Loved it!!!XD

[adeel3000]

She has an amazing voice

[theEddieworld]

does she not relize not all "bros" do this or is she just singing what she'd do if she were a bro?

[orchunter46]

ya the "hoody" smells lie tuna.

[mattsully314]

U gotta love streeter XD

[BeastMr1998]

Ha at 2:42-2:45 she's jacking off that guy

[hellow533]

I would fuck sarah so hard.. But who would want to fuck their hoody?

[brycekidd09]

@hellow533 lol

[PlanetaLlaucha]

ahaha... Jake is such a jerk xD

[TheCrimsonRanger]

Daytona sucks I lived there

[TheCrimsonRanger]

Daydont

[AsRobbieStandsLiving]

those guys aren't bro's, no bro should stick his hand between another guys legs or not wear fresh shit. fucking brosers

[idrepublix]

@AsRobbieStandsLiving Learn fucking English, inferior whitefuck

[crazyninja450]

@AsRobbieStandsLiving gay

[xXHawkCheerXx]

@itachimate Sophisticated. ;D

[TheGriff967]

So I'm a bro, I've never done the elephant walk, doubled up on polos I live in the south way to fucking hot, never kissed a guy, and I thought it was hipsters that didn't bathe or do laundry because it's too mainstream, this video is harmful to the bro community

[Corndog3003]

@TheGriff967 There's a bro community?

[leahlu15]

that was genius.

[JuliaAnneOsinchuk]

If any of this holds true, then I'm the biggest bro I know. FML.

[BelfNelfPriestHunter]

there isnt a 3:20 in the video ^^

[superdouch9000]

she IS hot. any woman who can be a scocail icon and NOT expose herself sextually is hot in my book.

[CryF0RMercy]

I wish I was the Guy behind Sarah walking around like elephants

[crazyjeremiah]

Fuck Wild Turkey

[jacolify]

Jake is king in this video!!

[three11kiksass]

if you were a hoe, i might give you a go

[XLostinhereyesX]

@skateboarding She sure as hell isn't ugly :/

[lockmewithbacon]

6908

[skateboarding]

dude what the hell is wrong with you people you think shes hot?

[jgcane]

would be good if the bros were real bros and that girl was actually hot

[will12377]

@C0DK1NG99 :P

[thedab13]

Why is this slampiece out of the kitchen

[gefre714mofo]

sarah is hot...if thats her singing voice I just fell in love 8P

[jordan68502]

You should have done run without a shirt

[totothecarcar]

I still love you streeter

[xXc00lb34stXx]

1:07

DEATH CHECKED! didnt keep his drink in the box...

[CBUCurtis]

Perfect Song, but Bro's don't shotgun budlight.

[HooverTV]

Streeter lol and Jake would be the Wing Man

[emmakinzy1991]

i'd made and awesome bro but i would shower tho.

[Lilbluerocket]

i wish i was a bro it's funner. i could get  a fake id too

[heatherannx21]

damn streeter ;)

[glochte1016]

jesse novak!

[burnellemily]

If she was a bro, she'd be drinking nattys, not bud light.

[GDBFGxoxo]

0:35

:)

[GotLax100]

my life is bro

[CafaroVids]

1:04 partyu foul

[Claymobileation]

brool story co

[kittehlover01]

she can really sing

[KingTekins]

@kittehlover01 No she can't lol, that's not her singing.

[72vince27]

@KingTekins Thats her bro that sounds like Sarah.

[KingTekins]

@72vince27 Firstly, no it doesn't. Secondly, it clearly says "Vocals by Eliza Skinner" at the end of the video you clown.

[72vince27]

@KingTekins My bad you jerkoff

[SlipAllCityToy]

@KingTekins

Why does it sound so much like her O.o

Kinda weird :D

[epicminecraftman1]

I don't need to dream I am a bro

[TrollIsWhatIDoBes]

2:24 dood on the right is so hot.

[622park]

@TrollIsWhatIDoBes

Damn right he's hot!

[pixuma]

if she were a bro she woulda woke up with a boner...

[MisterTheLawence]

Cool story bro.

[joeydams]

jake at 1:14

[tehorcslayerr]

@joeydams Pouty lips and lip bite? That's my thing, Jake.

[sodmggamer888]

THIS IS MY LIFE

[i123456789ben]

0:34 what up

[SeaTimeless]

Sarah was already one of the CH Bros.

[LethalAces000]

Hahaha Streeter crying at 1:28

[glaztheman]

Kiddin

[glaztheman]

This song just described my typical day

[Mrkilljac]

that pipe looked a little too real...

[ireland708]

@mindyourownbiZzZ, stfu, and stop being such a overly sensitive asshole, the song isn't making fun of gays, its making fun of the stupid stuff some bros do to increase their self confidence like making fun of others, whom they call "homos"