GI Joe Soccer

[beastiemaster1]

00:02-00:08 LISTEN IN THE BACKGROUND! what are those kids doing?

[masterdragunov]

hahahahahaha WTF this is the best

[xmattmx]

all of those clips were also on chamillionaire's album ultimate victory on the track morning news

[midgetman82]

Hes like a live twitter feed!

[BearxSteaks]

the best part is when the kid says "there's no retard in team" gets me every time

[demondarkhorse]

there are 8 retards on this team

[Hydrofication13]

THERES NO RETARD IN TEAM

[pfftokslut]

A 49-year-old unidentified man went berserk last night, opening fire with a 12-gauge shotgun in a crowded downtown restaurant... Fighting broke out overnight between rival factions along the Israeli-Syrian border. Initial reports claim the Israeli fighters bombed a guerrilla base, kill—

[unklelemmy]

test again

[stampedeokoalas]

@JaiYen1287 that made me lol

[Rocklegend20]

Theres no RETARD in TEAM!

[AtomicDonut22]

Too late for vuvuzella?

[KaiserVadin]

There like "o.O" i didn't ask to hear that ...

[randyrhoads031]

Megadeth!

[Amputate]

how fucking random is that LOL

[StanleyKu]

This newsclip is also in an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" as Larry is watching the TV.

[SpearWieldingOctopus]

He thinks he's a news teleprompter... after that land mine incident in 'nam he hasn't been the same since.

[grimjim182]

@JaiYen1287 ....Really? Thanks, I've been going for three years being wrong. Thanks for taking the burden of correcting my two letters.You sir, are a hero.

[Sverrenn]

No one here actually knows where they got the news reports from. I do.

[redsoxfan3444]

i love how the ball just sits there, soccer is sooooooo slow!!!!

[spotofblack]

Lmao at the black kids face

[zech007]

so random



[twilightfreak721]

a 49 year old unidentified man went besurk last night...

lol

[danhockey08]

there's no RETARD in team.

[daftpunkrulerfan1]

This PSA's lesson: Global news is the key to winning in soccer. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle

[azurewraithx]

a lot of that news reel is also in Megadeth's "The Scorpion"

[r6srider]

@azurewraithx i thought it sounded rather familiar, lol, thanks

[19CCR91]

"a 49 unidefied male went basurk and started shooting with a 12 guage shot gun, downtown in a crowded area"

[YTzinkk]

haha

[3Children1Bear]

that last bit of news is in the intro track on Twiztid's "Man's Myth" cd

[HankTh3Dwarf]

This is not only funny, but it's informative as well.

[JResc2010]

hey! i wanna know the rest of the story!

[arsenal1029384756]

lol the kids are just looking at him like wtf

[Unclevertitle]

0:34 this audio clip appears in Cowboy Bebop episode 5

[kbo2m5]

It's also in "What Time Is It?" by the Spin Doctors.

[SonicthehedgehogfanA]

lol "There's mot retard in team" lol

[darkheadcrab]

"There's no retard in team" XD

[CuppieCakke90]

...in a crowded downtown restaurant.................fig­hting brokeout overnight....LOL HHHHHOHHHHHHHHa

[nlitement]

Izrayli.

[ThisIsGonnaBeCool]

scary, and funny

[Beckmen]

Kind of weird, the newscast used in this is also used in the Greg Araki movie 'Nowhere'. Homage, or coincidence?

[HerBertDinklebottom]

Funny as shit! Laughed MY arse off!

[grasshopper2012]

shut up, im watching the game you terrorist!!

[phacider]

When he made the comment about the 49 year old man with a shotgun, while smiling, I nearly fell out of my chair.

[grimjim182]

those last two things he says about the guy opening fire with a shotgun, and the rival serian and isriely factions are from a Megadeth song

[TCLe]

Yes! I was about to say that. The Scorpion is the song. =)

[kylethebr]

its also in chamillionaire song "morning news"

[jnp501]

sounds like Patrick Bateman

[GnrlDripik]

thats from GTA radio

[justenoughrope]

I know it word for word from the beginning of a Spin Doctor's song called "What Time Is it"

[KyleJS30]

no its a song from megadeth, well at the end, scorpions :)

[jimboalpha]

There's no retard in Team! lol

[Dazzboi23]

what?

[dcrusader]

LMAO