Alan Wake: The Signal - Fast and Furious Achievement Guide

[BlackJesus191]

Ohhhh shit old dashboard up in this bitch.

[Mr24joe98]

is it just me or is alan wake kinda depressing. Theres something about it that is depressing :( But it scares the hell out of me! never play this before you go to bed.

[MasterChief2Man]

Wow, i did it without flares!

[BungiieGirl]

The description to the video is wrong:) just saying

[DjViWoToy]

and what heppens if you die?

[ninendowii2000]

i just beat alan wake , original , im gonna go back and get the missing manuscripts i dont have

[ninendowii2000]

i got 29,142 gamerscore 

[Andrew57076]

Geoff's gamescore is 3642891364890



[Pairbond]

i had 4 flares, died at the boat cuz i stood to close to it... but then i killed it when it had restarted and got the achievement

[DazTDCi]

"Dispatched that B****" LOL!!!

[koopa64z]

i did it with one flare gun and 5 single flares

[ERPainkiller]

i found 8

[Metatheist]

I found 7 flare guns

[tfwcu09]

Where do you get flare gun ammo in this episode? The only place I found any was when the episode first started and I didn't see any afterwards.

[VIDEOMAKERLEGEND]

whats your gamercard

[yazed1994]

Disbitch!

lol

[Maxmotor2009]

woo just did this.. managed it with just normal flares.. was a bitch though

Alan Wake ftw! DLC the Writer is better than this too..

[seinfeldand24]

I got the achievement even though I died the first time. Only had 2 flares for the flare gun. I used a regular flare to start with and then the flare gun on the next two, then a bunch of regular flares on the last one.

[GiantPea]

Will you guys be doing guide for the new DLC?

[diabetesboy321]

i tried to get this achievment and the 'run-on sentence' one. i got this far without dieing and without using flares, i was about to fire my second flare on the boat and my game froze :@ i had to turn it off n start it back up, i still got 'fast and furious' but not 'Run-on sentence' :@ im gutted :/

[lilxballax8]

just shut up nerd

we're watching alan wake xs

[solisgirl117]

you guys got the achievement on my birthday : D

[amazingdany]

Thanks! Got the 'chiev doing exactly like in the video! Only 3 'chievs to do out of 58, never went that far until this game!

[CinderrrBlock]

Thanks for the flare gun tip but it's not true you have to get it the first try. I died before the second TV attack and still got the achievement.

[DiegoKnyte]

@CinderrrBlock I can confirm this.  I got outside to the dock as fast as the video did but died like 3 times at that last stupid boat and the ravens. I had 1 flaregun round left and 6 flares.

Cheevo still unlocked. =)

[LimitedKombat]

This boss is so hard when your like me and have little ammo, no flares, no flashbangs, no flareguns and hardly any batteries.

[NoobTubersBlow]

@Hipping1

Jack has 35,822 lol.

[CH1CO900]

paul walker hahahahahaa

[naikster1]

@hipping1 he has 77k

[TallDarkAndDashing]

i tried doing this and wile using my second flare gun shot it made my xbox crash :/

[purplegill10]

6 dislikes? HOW? HOW MAN!

[officefanBDS]

Disbitch that bitch!

[Akerblom5356]

I did it with 3 flares and 20 batteries u nOObs!!

[justinloh33]

the grey bar would be real cool, if it werent grey....

[Ben1987X]

Got it and I fucked up an died? Well: HIGH FIVE! By the way: You dont have the use the FLAREGUN just run to the tv's and light a flare... and stand by it...

[chrsui1422]

lol there are 8 flare guns in the dlc if you look hard enough

[R9LegenderyFenomeno]

When it says 1&videos in the url delete the & and the gray bar will go away.

[dominico1983]

Finally, I've been waiting 4 this video

[whinemax]

every boss that can be beaten in less than 90 seconds should not be called a boss

-.-

[slaycd]

@whinemax i dont know if you save the rocketlauncher in re5 you can kill the final boss (not spoiling) with one shot

[slaycd]

not recomended

[OnmyFlabs]

i got rid of gray bar hell yeah

[STRING3R]

Thanks griff.

[abunnyonsteroids]

To get rid of that annoying sub bar at end :

Delete the 2nd "&" in the url!

IT WORKS!

[M4sTuRrCh33f1337]

it pissed me off so much, i died like 5 times just cause i used up all my flaregun and i had one flare b4 i got there.

[Hipping1]

how mouch gamerscore do you have???

[apacheah69]

@Hipping1 8

[uptheironsacdc]

@Hipping1 All of them xDDDD

[moviecritic6]

@Hipping1 Probably like a million ha ha

[Hipping1]

@moviecritic6 That wouldn't suprise me...

[MrSatternJr]

@Hipping1 over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hipping1]

@MrSatternJr lol

[Megahomsar]

@Hipping1 OVER 10000

[3130462]

@Hipping1 192,000+

[soulreaper1308]

@Hipping1 as of about 2 weeks ago he is around 100k (on the profile I saw anyway...)

[xXLDeusXx]

@Hipping1 he gets paid to play video games.. what'd you expect? 15k Gamerscore? and he has almost (if not over) 80k

[coppertoe1215]

@Hipping1 he has like 80,0000 or more

[dfd102]

@Hipping1 You can check there website :)

[dfd102]

@Hipping1 If you go to their website you can check every bodies achievement score

[NMEdrone]

How much is this like 800 ms points or something?

[ManInTheMirror124]

@NMEdrone 580 I think actually. I know, I was surprized to..

[M4sTuRrCh33f1337]

@NMEdrone 560

[GamingShiva]

such a lame final boss. seriously.

[ManInTheMirror124]

@GamingShiva I know, but hey. At least my mother is a fatty

[M4sTuRrCh33f1337]

@GamingShiva i liked it..

[convict2282]

the bar thing selected a random for me how messed up thumbs up if you agree

[Cjam95videomaker]

the autoplay bar only comes up when you watch a video from your subscriptions or recommendations which sucks because most people only watch videos from there

[FrancoFranksHD]

My toolbar has gone...

[Cjam95videomaker]

@FrancoFranksHD me too wtf have we been spared

[ct9222]

I never noticed the Autoplay bar until people started to complain about it..

[LittlePikachu]

FUCK THE AUTOPLAY BAR

[bbr11]

I had two flare guns and died once and I still got the achievement haha

[TrafficMan7]

too bad I can't play this DLC cause my code does not work =(

[sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiper]

whats tore on that acount

[outloud96]

There is one person that dislikes this video! ONE PERSON! And why would you dislike this video when there is no possible reason to dislike this video? Its not like its name is misleading in any way, or like they say anything offending... Unless you are a ghost, then you would be offended because they are killing ghosts in this video....

[DasBurka]

Fucking autoplay bar.

[bbr11]

great tip! about to start playing

[ShadowSnake753]

like someone getting theyre nips twisted

[SamIbachMack]

AUTOPLAY FFFFFFUUUUU-

[rickman1945]

Does the dlc come after the campaign or during it, or is it some extra thing the exists apart from the storyline?

[M4sTuRrCh33f1337]

@rickman1945 after, it continues like, "Previously, on Alan Wake" and shows stuff from the last chapter,

[torisushi]

I love the last comments. And Jack's "vindiesel."

[POOPERMCPOOPS]

lmao! "dis-bitch"

[xXSN0K1ngXx]

chimp bieng scrambled

[Guitarplayer219]

Delete the second & in the URL to git rid of that annoying sub bar.

[EpiXnyper]

Google is fucked up. It is now the new Goggle.

[THERAGECLAN]

HOW TO TAKE OF THE GRAY BAR.

all you have to do is take out the 1& from URL ware it says =1&videos= just take out the 1& so it looks like =videos=

GOOD LUCK

[Argumentitive]

@THERAGECLAN Thanks =]

[Magun2010]

@Argumentitive you are the gayest homosexual ive ever seen

[Magun2010]

@Argumentitive you homosexual

[Magun2010]

@THERAGECLAN good luck,you homosexual.

[Magun2010]

@THERAGECLAN your a homosexual you dont care about the gray bar you love the gay bar you see every day

[Joshosus]

Actually, you can get 7. I think you guys missed some as I had 7 on my first playthrough when I got this achievement.

[beno765]

Its not really that bad, you can turn autoplay off, youtube NEEDS ads if they want to still be a website, and the grey is like not even one inch of the screen, get over it and stop freaking out because your addicted to the internet and cant handle change

[Pheyt14]

How many gamer points do you have? T_T

[Magun2010]

@Pheyt14 your a nosey homosexual

[SamuraiPie8111]

@Magun2010 wow you sure like calling people homosexual!

[FlipOnFire21]

@SamuraiPie8111 i think he's looking for another partner cause he's lonely

[Magun2010]

@FlipOnFire21 no too get a rise out of people your a massive twat

[Magun2010]

@SamuraiPie811 yea you suck and your a asswhipe who doesnt have a laugh and you love yelllow peeps

[SamuraiPie8111]

@Magun2010 i wasnt insulting you. it was just a comment. why so defensive?

[Pheyt14]

@Magun2010 O_O.... Calm down ya fruit loop.

[StalkerSandwich]

To get rid of underbar, remove "playnext=1&videos=r6NRYnuI7DE &feature=sub" from the URL.

[Magun2010]

@StalkerSandwich you ass whipe homosexual

[Argumentitive]

@Magun2010 You really should try and get a life, just cause you were beaten and raped by your dad when he was alive doesn't mean u have 2 try and make other people feel bad, I'm sure if you died today nobody would notice or care so try and change that and lose some weight so that you weigh less than an elephant, dumb fucker.

[Magun2010]

@Argumentitive your a massive twat you could die and i would be spinting in your grave and ,jst coz your dad did tht doesnt mean mine dod you big poofter when you sit in a seat the seat yells HELP ME

[microwaveman123]

@Magun2010 LEARN TO SPELL BEFORE YOU TROLL!!! YOU WOULD DO US ALL A FAVOR!!!

[HitodamaKyrie]

@Magun2010 Wow... That... That was horrible.. Could you help be with these words? "spinting, ,jst, coz, tht, dod, poofter". Poofter is hilarious. You poofter! ROFL. And yelling seats? It's like you were trying to sound stupid!

[Argumentitive]

@Magun2010 Can't afford education?

[spartan7890100]

to bicth that

[m8z3y]

google just fuckes up ever thing

WHY !!!!!!!! youtube used to be ace FUCK GOOGLE

[Semisoma01]

@m8z3y It's also used to not have HD players, 15-minute video limits and didn't help partners as much as it does now. I'm not sure what there is to complain about(since most removal of videos is actually third-party companies), but whatever it is it's worth the sacrifice.

The only annoyance is their occasional re-arranging of the player.

[Magun2010]

@Semisoma01 stop complaining, you homosexual

[sevenwolvesrule]

@Magun2010 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST GAY PEOPLE YOU LITTLE FUCKING ASSHOLE!?!

[Magun2010]

@Semisoma01 you homosexual

[Semisoma01]

@Magun2010 Oh, you caught me. I don't think google's the destroyer of worlds because I'm gay. So tell me, now that you've got that little tid-bit of information, what are you going to do?

[TheDeathsMessenger]

i dont have auto play ??

[Postuleit]

google is just fucking the internet up nuff said

[Pusscatification]

hey whats everybody to get rid of the retard autoplay bar just take out "1&videos" from the url at the top and press enter. dunno how it works but it does get rid of it 4 the vid

[SyCoeSis]

@Pusscatification thank you thankyou thank you i have been tring to get rid f it forever

[Pusscatification]

@SyCoeSis dece man. spread it round on other vids ya kno, get that bitch gone

[wayneinski]

Thought I might as well comment on another RoosterTeeth video bcuz they're fucking amazing pretty much the only reason I'm alive right now RoosterTeeth FTW

[InterGamer117]

*Jizzed

[STFUItzTommie]

f5 to skip ads

[gojira12345678910]

I really need to play this game so I can disbitch some TV's with a flaregun.

[Evaldas256]

DISPATCH THAT BITCH!

[peeweemen1]

sounds like a chicken machine gun!

[InfestationOutbreak]

youtube is becoming stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vireak209]

Who wouldnt want to die from a 32in plasma screen t.v!!!

[Sp3llCrack3r]

@vireak209 I rather die having sex but what ever, having the TV fall on me while watching football is cool too.

[killjoy94o8]

really?!? do i really have to hit autoplay: Off every time i click on a video?!? bullshit dude.

[winner24211]

@killjoy94o8 agreed but i know you can get rid of the toolbar by deleteing the last of the & symbols and i dunno but that may stop the autoplay i have yet to try it though

[Felekin]

Remove the 1& on your youtube URL to

KILL THE SUBSCRIPTION BAR!!1

YEAAH

[FliegendesGeheimnis]

please do APB achivments

[LimeGreenFever]

@FliegendesGeheimnis It aint fo xbox foo

[WalkKAL]

@FliegendesGeheimnis APB? Isn't APB just a PC game?

I thought these guy's did Xbox and PS3 only.

[myswaggahh]

thumbs up if u love the vids that these guys make !! LMFAO!!!!

[DZCL3ARED]

attention everyone, you can get rid of the autoplay toolbar, by getting rid of everything after the 2nd & in the URL and this video would look like this in the URL but you need to fix it everytime you get on youtube

/watch?v=WaCXWn9aYiM&playnext <-- what your URL should look like afterwards

[GotJesus31]

@DZCL3ARED didn't work for me

[dafigster2k7]

Lol jack LIKES vin diesel

[SharkFrenzyBlood]

The new youtube format was fucking gay, then came the vuvuzela, now the gay ass autobar...

[SpectraIShadow]

Damn, the autoplay bar sucks so hard!

[bbr11]

I think the grey bar is gone. THANK GOD!

[wallliee]

@bbr11 it not, it only comes on certain videos.

[shazbot322]

dispatch that bitch!

[TheCheese909]

disbitched.. hahahahaaa!!

[sebs625]

i played with Jack last night in Burnout Paradise! It was a lot of fun!!! BTW Jack, it's X3n0nX (the guy that sucked at getting the challenges haha)

[ima5150]

I freaking wish the loader bar on videos was actually accurate... it keeps having to load at random points on the loader bar

[shokolate9]

i didn't notice about the autobar until like 10 times after it moved me away from my page but there is an autoplay on and off spot >:D

[GreyFox23]

I am the master of the new bar thingy. It longer annoys me. Everyone one of you guys complaining about lose to me. AHH HA HA HA HA HAH HAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

[HollyWoodDew69]

@GreyFox23 "it longer annoys me" you fail

[GreyFox23]

@HollyWoodDew69 Ah yes, no sense of humor at all. thumbs up.

[HollyWoodDew69]

@GreyFox23 wow, you say I have no humor when theres nothing funny in your comment thats bassicly saying "haha im better than all of you", and then like the needy attention seeking bitch you are you ask for thumbs up.

[mediarulestheworld]

Youtube doesn't make good updates anymore.

[LtJohnny117]

FUCK AUTOBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RickyAFlores]

You guys do know there's a button to turn autoplay off......

[sebs625]

@RickyAFlores ya but it automatically turns back on

[Remixdj3]

How to get this achievement. Have max batteries. Have more than 4 Flare Gun Ammo. And Have Alot Of Flares. First Part= Shoot him with one flare from the flare gun. Second part = Throw down a flare to take care of possessed then shoot another flare and BOOSTING. Third Part with boat = HURRY UP AND THROW EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! Dont stop to pick up ANYTHING just hurry up and kill him.

[xGAM3Rxx]

GAYBLOG

[FuckedUpMachinima]

Ahh i remember Youtube's 2008.. No Advertisements, no grey bar, no auto-play, just so original... Now 2010 came, and Google is just fucking this website little by little.

[Marsl2007]

@FuckedUpMachinima

Yes I fucking hate google for this.

[farkdanarc]

@FuckedUpMachinima - wish it was just fucking....i think google is downright raping youtube. its already in the gutter waiting to die with all this crap.

[MrMajugi]

@FuckedUpMachinima

[FireRunner905]

@FuckedUpMachinima ah yes, the good ol' days... now youtube is trying to "improve" on itself.. people just need to learn "If it ain't broke, DON'T fix it!"