Dan Quinn giving a speech about the magic of Stevia

[SomeLinedPaper]

what is he even saying? like, i can make sense of the individual words, but when he haphazardly slaps them together it all turns into incoherent mush.

[AIveoIus]

what?

[JasonThePure]

I warned you about stairs bro!!!!!

I told you dog!

[Serduun]

equals (=)

[mmaboxingfan2]

what i dont understand is quinn figures hes going to make millions on stevia but he tells where to buy it and step by step how to make stevia. He wont make any money freaken dummy lol.

[mackjr72]

who is boogaloo?

[truthteller75]

@mackjr72 find boogaloo...

[safermurasame]

0:00-0:04 me irl

[Nickdude6]

This is so confusing in so many different and stupid ways

[awheelbarrow]

it feels like an orgasm uh, for, as long as you do that

[milkygear]

planet earth equals paying it forward equals the war in iraq equals ending the war in iraq equals me, matreiya, a lean ripply santa claus with a penchant for stevia, no shit? oh my god homeboy.

[7InchGrowerDick]

Dan looks a full 10 years younger here.

[magin9131]

manic

[fkuss3]

Does this guy realize that he didn't invent or discover stevia? Why does he think he deserves money?

[tommiedepew1]

@fkuss3 i thought he did invent stevia.this guy is going around promoting stevia on his own for no profit at all?

[CannabisPhilosopher]

What a fuckin moron.

Does he really think anyone believes a word of what he's saying?!?

The man can't even narrate properly lol.

[tommiedepew1]

@CannabisPhilosopher dan quinn is a blue collar knight of justice.

[CannabisPhilosopher]

@tommiedepew1

Lol, blue collar knight of justice?

Rednecks don't wear clothes with collars do they.

More like blue tanktop queen of meth lol.

[inhalefarts]

im going to venture to guess that before discovering stevia, dan experimented with a lead water blend

[fraidy2008]

Classic Maitreya! The world was not the same after this video. PEACE!

[thepdw]

Is there any actual proof that this guy has mated with a woman?

[RealeloH]

@thepdw he has kids, fag. you probably fuck men, bro. believe it.

[thepdw]

@RealeloH What's wrong with fucking men? That's better than huffing Stevia, Dan.

[omghai2u]

every fucking video the god damn same dan!!!!!!!

[7584695]

the challenge is on the first one to the moon wins!

[Madadder2]

even reading from a script he can't keep to a topic lol

[mohamyo]

Is he schizophrenic?

[omghai2u]

@mohamyo yes or at the very least some thing similar but less immediate. he creates all these sock accounts and thumbs up videos on his own stuff but uses the same slogans. hes the most pathetic human being on this planet i might say, and that is with total sincerity

[hallmonitor98]

love he seamlessly goes from stavia to cold fission to g spot orgasms

[JuttARN]

and lo and behold, for josh did risk his life when he didst descend the stairs

[Oceanmachine27]

And here I was, all thinking William Blake was a visionary, but he's chump change next to this guy!!!

[fausticus]

equals

[Balatro]

what

[Sconz32]

Sounds legit.

[Micr0chiP]

great punctuation ...NOT

[nashtz]

u are stupid and ur kids are faggots. peace

[LuthianLightbriger]

420 snort stevia every day

[Helmholz42]

this footage is a simultaneous culmination of dan's psychosis

[jigglemaster7]

i never understood this video what the fuck is going on

[wormpiano]

PEACE

[roflcopter2225]

A Genius; A Prophet, hail! hail! hail!

[iLoveTheFlavorBui]

Pay It Forward. Get On Stevia. With A Quickness.

[dupomang]

blend stevia and water into a healthy fuel

[FogeFazio]

Such innocent times. These were the golden years, truly.

[pumpybeanis]

i'm in bad boy club

[pmccorma]

what the shit is he talking about

[GulfBoyPhil]

So........ H2O + Muhammed Ali + Unfinished Basement + Orgasm Insight = Dan Quinn

[Moses771]

I love this man

[hightimesbruce]

He's got a new account; I highly suggest all go look it up.

[ruderennie]

to many drugs 4 this man

[ruderennie]

i would

[hvylobster]

get on stevia.

[thesunfiredblanks]

what

[furQ]

"risked his life going downstairs into iraq" wth

[TheOdderOne]

great listening skills

[piterdivries]

never stop dan quinn. you're fuckin crazy

[1fletch]

Dan Quinn = Maitreya. Pay his wisdom the fuck forwards

[Valrul]

I could arm wrestle you.

[D31C1D3]

crazy man reading stuff

[wheresmyarm]

Dan Quinn = Pure H2O = get money = cold fusion = deez nuts = Muhammad Ali = Wood Grain Grippin' = Maitraya. PEACE.

[marshmallowbudgie]

@wheresmyarm better bet than GoldLine

[HunsV]

what is this awful gibberish

[tomforthefuture]

Cotton candy = result of using gift of life Sugar to - the toxins out of air

[kriegkriegkrieg]

Dan Quinn is Doom marine equals my body ballpark to the greatest athlete that ever lived equals can't afford wallpaper equals watched Terminator too much.

[username1EE7]

Dan Quinn = FAG

[randomcaker]

what the hell is this shit

[KingPHONICS]

lmfao

[derpenstein]

bwahahaahah I love the in-depth description of the violin move in every video.

[derpenstein]

No kicks or ground work. No slapsies. Black ball beats em all. Two hits no touch-backs, called it!

[adult93]

Do you think that when he was a kid he always wanted to be a d-bag when he grew up?

[tawkn]

Stevia tastes like ass. Xylitol FTW.

[xamphor]

pay it forward FUCKASS

[SuperPlaya13]

Hey it's Tim, You won your last fight, but cause the other guy gassed out, Let go toe to toe and lets see what happens, you have a big mouth and seem to think your the greatest mother fucker on the planet, well lets see if you can beat me, we can record it and out it on here, if you think stevia really works than lets find out

[Q25R]

dan is the man also best dj dc in the morning yay flin flon motherfuckers

[gothamjediknight]

I think Dan was wiping fuckin stevia paste on the walls

[nazlfrag]

Someone give this guy $5 for some wallpaper.

[bobzilla211]

the evil rich don't want you to know about stevia.

[Ecram32]

I sweeten with stevia, but this guy makes me want to go eat a shipment of sugar.

[trunkmonkey81]

No kicks or ground!

[Crangeru]

I just had an Epiphany

[DrChalkwithering]

If stevia is so awesome, why is his son so chubby?

Also, Carl Lewis is the greatest athlete of all time. Carl Lewis spits on your foolish stevia and derides it with a mocking laugh.

[melotron]

haha he explains the violin then reads the line "explain violin"

[RetardRage99]

he has a perfectly square head

[DanQuinnSteviaFan]

Are those Maitreya's kids at the first part of the vid?

[1fletch]

PEACE

[goatxlad]

Notre Dame sucks, Charlie Wiess is fat, etc...

[TheLeakestWink]

no kicks or ground

[dmatrain44]

haha attempted rape. livin in the past

[backtoiron]

i'll fight this dumbshit. i don't care. i don't even train in mma and i'd do it. hahahahahah.

[nandomendonca007]

equals mental case!

[nandomendonca007]

Mental!

[aggradef]

FUCK BALLS BARF GAY

[Nimnoms]

This guy knows his math.

[Hipsterrunoff]

equals equals equals equals equals

[Slipthequeensome]

not 4 me thx

[whatathon]

TRIPLE DIGIT ORGASMS

[Bom7man]

i dont have time for this shit

[HalsRing]

Anime.

[rascalrascal]

hstnhosmjhutf' h34whuyojio huhg hgra hoa paehjofdckllvfvkl

[rediffs]

@rascalrascal rascal hstnhosmjhutf' hihhiohho

[pzoo]

Are those Dan Quinn's kids at the start of the video?

[Avalanche2]

Why exactly is this wacko pushing Stevia? Does he think that the company is going to give him money?

He has to be coked out of his skull.

[id312474]

WhoTF is this guy.

[ShabbelleTiger]

What. The. FUCK.

[scudthemud]

that "SOAP" is the tapioca starch and the maltodextrin fillers in the stevia...LOL... Fucking moron. Starches rise! Jackass!

[ghostmonkeyrape]

is he speaking english?

[thepdw]

I masturbated to this.

[ajohn24]

lmfao

[Josephdorf03]

My favorite part was how he got arrested for rape.

[chrisw40]

so do you recomend stevia or what

[Nimnoms]

The fuck are you talking about.

[greengenes1977]

This is the best video on YouTube.

[jsokol27]

reverse fanny pack YEAYUH

[autarchicflux]

Idiot equals reading horribly ungrammatical, nonsensical essay equals faggot equals sucker

PURE H20 EQUALS ME KNOCKING YOU OUT - YEAH, STEVIA GIVES ME ALL THE POWER OF WATER HOW BOUT THAT FOOLS

[MAXXTD]

I am become stevia, destroyer of unperfect bodies

- Bill "The Pirate" Gates (um the stomach wall...compressing...playing the violin)

[Josephdorf03]

we will need Stevia proliferation laws.

our world will be swallowed by a stevia holocaust of our own doing! It WAS NEVER MEANT TO BEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[azzy1212]

equals im completely out of my mind - dan quinn 2009

[mkgloster]

you are such a fukcign idiot it amazes me. this is such a crock of shit. u are nothing but a tupid redneck motherfucker talking out of his ass. it is a sweetner thats it. doesnt do shit u dumbass motherfucker. and ur body sucks.

[TylerDurdenBushido]

Dan, you are a visionary. Your breakthrough research in the area of Stevia and cold fission will be hailed by the scientific community and will most certainly win you the Nobel Prize and make you a billionaire. During a cage fight, have you ever submitted your opponent by applying your patented violin technique? Your biggest fan, Tyler

[bigj421872]

......WTF???????????

[sigmiami]

does anyone know what the fuck he is talking about = crazy redneck=shut the fuck up

[JustinmacD]

Yeah stud.

[SudoJim]

you're the fifth guy man

[aarontheone1]

He talks about fightting guys but then he throws in SEX!!!! Quinn leard anewmove on fighters. He says. two fingers in the butt. one on his gooch. licking the head.

[sercomvent]

I am speechless!!!! WTF!!!

[maestrosire]

lmmfao "THE VIOLIN!!!" THANK YOU DAN QUINN YOU ARE THE MAN LMFAO someone stand toe to toe with dan please!