How To Hold Your Liquor

[jsandyt2]

lol i bet this video changed someones life

[wheresnajee]

if were doing one drink an hour im gonna have to start drinking when i wake up

[FrozenAntiFreeze]

he looks so happy drinking one drink an hour

[MrUlug89]

did you know if you drink 3 spoons of oil you never loose or get drunk from alcohol

[MrUlug89]

@MrUlug89 I meant loose control

[ralphcraddock]

you will need a steady hand. repent and you will be saved from eating a load of stuff and feeling sick before you start,. make sure there is nothing floating in your drink such as sausages,bits of wood,berrys,clothing any old rubbish,watch out for anything resembling a pill,keep both eyes on your drink making sure a wc is near at hand. cheers.

[hlodog]

This should be called, how not to enjoy drinking

[TheKSolo4]

What's the damn point of trying to drink then? You drink to get drunk, why else would you be drinking it?

[neekidmirr0r]

all this precautions just for ONE glass of beer O.o ???

[fallenforver]

0:31 Is that guy really fucking eating a candy bar?

Look at that guys face! Lol

[youngboyontheuni]

@fallenforver Haha he's staring down that candy like a hawk, haha

[xfization]

anyone who has honestly clicked on this: ur such a pussy

[thanewpotatogurl]

WTF is Shams

[AceDude911]

um its a shandy? not a shanty hahaha

[cpineda13]

Moar like "How to be a flaming pussy"

[eagleeye929]

that was the most herp-derp fact at the end.

[wowricky93]

1:18 "lol" moment

[TheLegend1245]

I can hold my liquor because I'm a sociapath/antisocial

[jemesouvienz]

this video should be called: How not to get drunk.

[usa1327]

@jemesouvienz if i didnt want to get drunk id drink water

[TheKEMblog]

how to hold your liquor you will need

beer

a glass

a hand

step 1 pour beer in glass

step 2 hold glass in hand

congrats you just held your liquor

[xXdirTydUbStEpXx]

in a hand

[sweetpotatoass]

"1 drink per hour"??? this video only needs one step- Don't Drink

[TidalSnow1]

@ModernTubefare why would you say that here

[michaelromagnolijr]

this won't work for power hour...

[ModernTubefare]

Well last night I took 13 shots of aristocrat, (im only 14) and I had never drank liquor before, plus i didnt throw up :D

[1MoneyTalks]

Just drink every as much as you can and after 1 month you will be a good drinker who can keep up drinking without all those stupid "tips".

[souldragon121]

only things i do that where in this video r eat a shit done and drink some water....but imo thats just common fucking sense then again im usally stoned aswell......

[skoolier]

is it just me, or does whenever the british chick narrate i lose all interest and credibility in this

[Tara5668]

If you cant hold your liquor in the first place how can you have self control? Hahahaha.

[wutupwitdat1]

so if alchohol is absorbed by the liver (and not the stomach) then why shud u eat a big meal.......

[Stananalol]

@wutupwitdat1 It's the carbon hydrates that ease everything up. So if u eat like bread, potatoes, spaghetti, pizza, you'll still get wasted, it will just take more time.

[pimpoutfit]

i drink to get wasted... not for my health. fuck that

[snipedahobo]

AVOID RED WINE?! Fuck that. Red wine is awesome.

[Keytaster]

One drink an hour? Hell no... That doesn't even work on Oktoberfest when the usual size is one litre of beer per "drink" :-)

[tallboyjon1000]

college students just lie how much they drink on surveys lol

[beardyweirdy93]

well that sounds like no damn fun at all !

[lukethegreat101]

perhaps if i followed any of those steps last friday i wouldnt have passed out in a ditch.

[2MrAwsome]

guys you ever heard about practice, the more the better

[rageguy504]

im getting a orgasm an hour

[bobdy9988]

I stopped at 1 alcoholic drink an hour

[youknowmekid8732456]

Fuck that at least 5 shots every hour for me

[jimrush27]

shandy*



[Keytaster]

This video title should more apt: How to manage your drinking behaviour! :-)

[kylem1112]

And that's how you drink alcohol without feeling anything... pretty pointless. How are you gonna even feel a buzz with all that food in your stomach, and only drinking a beer between one hour, while taking sips of water... I'm sorry, but Ive noticed when i eat alot before i drink, it takes me way longer to feel anything, i could eat a meal and drink two beers and feel absolutley NOTHING

[Sjalinator]

"Did you know, I'm not a pussy so I'm not going to follow these rules?"

[gymnast768]

where can one buy this so-called "self control"?

[popebenadict16]

@gymnast768

lol.

[portelli91]

waste of 1:37

[shcsepac]

Who drinks one drink an hour? thats not realistic

[azzaz691]

@shcsepac a non druck fuck does

[thelostvlogger]

@shcsepac I do two an hour each time I go out, should change my habits eh? :p

[AngelOfMusicPOTO]

My secret to holding down liquor? A phobia of vomit.

[joeschmoe186]

more like how to be a fag at parties

[xlDeMoNiClx]

@joeschmoe186 Another way is to be a douche like you

[KupoMogTheFirst]

I love these how to things.

[MegaStevenhyde]

Yes becuase I gulp down that sweet taste of anus sweat and period blood to not get drunk 

[horsecrazy098]

why am i watching this? i'm 13...

[abc123mell]

@horsecrazy098 lol me too... boredd

[danielmartinex]

@horsecrazy098 youll be 18 soon dont worry

[TheLEGOVlogger]

Uuum, why would you want to hold off liquor? idiots...

[prettyinpink26able]

If this is for girls, then that's an insult to a girl who can take twenty shots, and drink the hardest vodka ever all in one night, and still walk straight coming home from the best party she has ever been to. Russian Vodka.

[Lycerate]

rofl eat a candy bar before drinking?

[wadeNYC1]

cant wait till college...

[MissusFingerBottom]

How to hold your liquor: put it in a container of some sort

[cvoliver]

how to hold your liquor - drink till you puke in high school and build a tolerance

[stickdiggler]

My secret is metamucil before and after drinking. It helps absorb all the shit in your digestive system and helps clean it out too

[PatrickMc1nerney]

Is this video for girls or something?

[listen2watidontsay]

With so much thinking, might be better to not drink at all.

[chickendippers1997]

I just fucking shotgun the beer :] Thumbs up if your a man!

[ciaran6o4]

it aint a party till u puke

[icewhipRox]

Interesting how most of the comments are either calling this video a p***y guide or are bragging about a time they got wasted! LOL!

[MrBuddlover]

srsly this is some pussy shit, why would i want to drink champagne??? Fuckin brits and there proper ways.

[lolaussie2010]

man i remember when i got wasted like fuck the first time this year, it was fucking sick as and i scored on that night aswell

[eatingperson]

Beer with lemon lime? Ugh. Who the fuck would do this?

[ose007]

Fucking pussies.... Here in finland It's like drink a bottle of vodka as fast as you can, make a fool out of yourself, vomit all over the place, go home in a cab, policecar or an ambulance, wake up the next day saying "I'm never drinking again", until you go to the bar... the same day.

[sqwishdabug]

Ask the pretty girl at the bar if you can buy her a glass of water

[shammas23]

alright heres one big thing that will help u from getting drunk. drink a shot or 2 of OLIVE OIL BEFORE u start drinking. this helps a lot, in vegas they have shot of olive oil at bars so that way people will last longer and order more drinks.

[kingofdaburbsss]

ONE drink an HOUR????? Healthy choice, but thats probably not gonna happen.

[patsaxon]

Even if you plan on getting drunk, still eat first as it will be much easier on you by morning. I had found that I did not feel as bad after last night of getting drunk. It is best to play it safe as you know how strict DWI laws are. I say get drunk at home, no driving involved.

[sjjdiienno1]

this guy doesn't look like he's quite partyting hard enough

[tophearthgrl]

why don't you just not drink if you're doing all of this...?

[HatchetSwinginDrumma]

this is the gayest how to ever. it should just say DONT drink

[SuperFunnier]

dude dont get drunk we have to prevent ww2 rembmber what happened when u were drunk and ww2 started? *mw2 music* *after 3 sexs*DUDE UR DRUNK NOOO

[CDPuffer]

1 drink per hour what what?

[Crossopterygii]

@CDPuffer I think she meant to say have "1 drink per hand" at all times

[Minisazzerella]

whats the point f drinking if you dont get drunk ?

[Fogglesworthify]

Tell pychosis i know what it is

[Fogglesworthify]

@Fogglesworthify Sorry early pchosis

[Fogglesworthify]

HELLLLLP MEEE

[rocko3112]

WTF is a shanty - its shandy >_> FML

[brutaka359]

1 Fact:

God created a universe where anything is posibble, so why not get drunk?

[Crossopterygii]

@brutaka359 1 Fact:

God doesn't exist

[brutaka359]

@Crossopterygii sure! :D

[stfaulk89]

@brutaka359

Fact one, god did not create the universe, nor does god even exist.

[brutaka359]

@stfaulk89 I know. That's why I insult him.

[dantefan357]

@stfaulk89 bullshit u fuckin atheist there is a god

[stfaulk89]

@dantefan357

Now you tell me, would your imaginary friend that you call god want you to use such vulgarity towards me?

[ehong671]

what the fuck is the point of drinking if you don't want to get drunk?

[TlGBC]

@ehong671 hydration, thirst quenching, nutrition, sustaining proper cardiovascular health and insulin sensitivity

[mryjn420090]

Fuck step 2

[JIPPIX94]

lol after 8 beers i forget all of this

[MrCrazyfucker123]

what the hell if you don't want to get drunk then don't drink. Lol and i wouldn't want to be drinking with one boring guy next to me at a restaurant doing nothing anyway. This video is so many kinds of faggot

[StriveProductions]

whoever actually did this is a fucking queer we want to be drunk das the whole fucking point of drinking! if cant handle ur liquor then dont drink at all! common sense!

[ITPsandstar]

1 drink an hour??? Fuck THAT

[megaman12521]

@ITPsandstar well then good luck. Your body is diffrent when processing alcohol and it can possibly damage your liver since the average human body over 21 with a full grown liver can process different amounts of alcohol every hour and if it cant, it would go to the bloodstream and make you drunk. if you work your liver too much it will eventually give up and food cant be processed right and eventually it can end up into poisoning. Alcohol also has 200 calories so drink at least 1 or 2.

[NBKGhostt]

@ITPsandstar noo one type of drink per hour.

[blackcard23]

@ITPsandstar guess ill have to drink from a bottle

[cokeheadbenny]

God i wish i saw this 2 days ago i was drinking rum and vodka on an empty stomach trying to keep up with my 225 pound friend (im 135) and i was standing up--now wonder i was so wasted

[wassuppish]

dam! livers are a pussys

[morrisandlola]

0:33 that dude is thinking you fucking pussy. afraid to get wasted?

[fmthebaron]

Oh I get it, 1 Pitcher of Beer an hour, that's more like it.

[fmthebaron]

LOL 1 an hour. Riiiiight!

[morrisandlola]

how to hold your liquor:

you will need: Beer, and a hand, optional: glue

Step one: hold the cup in your hand tightly so you can hold a cup.

use glue if your having trouble.

Did you know that some apples are green?

[Woodie267]

@morrisandlola lmfao XD

[JeffyPDiddy]

@morrisandlola lol



[EvilWalrus5000]

@morrisandlola Beer is not liquor. You fail.

[MrDip02]

@morrisandlola ROFLMAFAO

[TheSManable1]

@morrisandlola LOL

[under0e]

1 alchoholic drink per hour? what if you wanna get drunk.

[SumoSushiHAI]

I keep hearing champagne, wine and sugar-drinks cause the worst hangovers. But nobody can give me a straight answer. Is it because of all the extra sugar?

[ArjanTheGunslinger]

thats the most obvious did you know ive ever seen in my life

[EAlv]

wow ppl be takin this shit too seriously...its a fuckin joke homies,watch other highcast videos narrow minded fools

[Oneaphelion]

2003!?!? I'm sure that's way off now

[TubePunch30]

Fuck that. An english shanty? Fuck it. Chug 15 beers in 15 min. Thats what i say.

[YooperViking]

eating kills your buzz. fuck that.

[SexRobotOfDoom]

The only good thing here that can help you is the water thing, if you're drinking beer throughout most of the evening, I recommend getting a glass of water after every beer, trust me it's good for you, google for results, your organism absorbs it all better.

[peterjackson777]

This video name should be : How Not to Get Drunk...

[howejustin]

"don't try to match your 200 pound buddies shot for shot." I'm 160 pounds and I can out drink people who weigh over 300 because I did try to match them shot for shot. Practice makes perfect.

[SuperFry247]

this is thee gayest tutorial ive ever seen.

if ur gonna drink like a pussy dont drink.

[09tranm]

@SuperFry247 Dude your right this guy is drinking like a pussy. But then again you shouldn't drink much. However if you're out in a party and you're not underage. Drink like a man not like a pussy (just as long as you don't drive afterwards).

[slappedcheek]

shanty?.......shandy and its beer and lemonade........fucking aussies .....u know fuck all about drinking.......ur beer is like piss.....only piss is probably stronger

[jrjr143]

one drink a hour!!??? where's the fun in that!!!! i average 4 rum and cokes a hour!! till i hit 12, then its time to hit the floor!!!!!

[michaelleacy]

One drink per hour?! Sounds like a fun night!

[hyphy1919]

one alchoholic bverage per hour. hahaha more like 6

[CENSOREDFORSEX]

Step 1- Don't drink, it's fucking stupid

Step 2- SUCCESS!

[exzepherus]

@CENSOREDFORSEX Someone doesn't have a good weekend.

[1986hangman]

never

[mexified25]

thanks but i was shown how to hold my liquor since i was 16... everytime i acted a fool my brother would would "set me straight"... lol... all you need is an older brother... now i have to babyseat all the other typsi fools that couldn't handle theirs.. nobody in the world party like us mexicans...

[ManCock92]

exactly! when me and brother are drunk (or high, on occasion), my mom comes home at like 4:30 from work every day. when she gets there my brother will yell at me to "be cool you stupid fuck". i can play it off pretty well now. :)

[SOW666]

Bet ye couldnt keep up with us boy!!

[cromatical]

yeah there's quite a lot of stupid shit you fucks are good at....

[killinginthename99]

who exactly?

[TheWonderer7]

Gee what's the point?? Pass the firewater!!!

[liveon]

i play this game with my friends were we drink our faces off then pick up a hooker and beat the shit out of her then puke on her naked body.. ya we call it twin towers because we devastate

[fracktar]

@liveon i also enjoy this game but dont forget to flip a coin tosee who gets to rape her vomit covered body

[jakafur]

OMG I DO THIS TOO!

[ManCock92]

ahahahaha! i laughed so loud at that. thank you for making my allready smashed night more hilarious.

[suckmycod]

Step six- quit being a bitch.....I want the fuckin spins!

[Beanheadification]

ive only been sick for drinking once before and that was when i drank like 20 shots of liquir and like 10 bottles of alcohol

[Kello1231]

HOLD UP.

Why not just drink until you get happy then stop. What is the point of this video if you wanna drink and stay sober!? Am I right?

[lexmark136]

i'm not sure... but the how-to-drink video is kinda entertaining because of the narrators hot voice.

Drink up boys, fuck eating food, it only slows down the drunk! lmao

[Kello1231]

Beer before liquor you'll never be sicker.

Liquor before beer, your in the clear.

Thats all your really need to know.

[lexmark136]

lol thats retarded... chug a liter of vodka and then a liter of beer, i guarrantee you'll have a hangover

[theairupthere8]

This video is bullshit. Puke and rally!

[LinkinParkRomania]

i was drunk several times and never threw up , ... and on empty stomach ... how ? :| ( wine , beer and others)

[thedirtynasty]

playing a game of Chicago with a blunt and my friend puked all on his shoes fucking funny

[cooolcucumber]

whats the point of drinking if you're gonna do all this not to get drunk? waste of money.

[somepass1]

Just eat a good meal befor you drink, eat like pizza or cheese burgers and you will be fine...

I hate throwing up because its like everything i drank was just wasted and then i feel sober... And vomit rotts your teath...

[Knoar]

So, in other words...

How to hold your liquor: Be a pussy.

[berdkorv]

@Knoar indeed they should have made an ''How to drink faster''

[multisyncxp]

@Knoar lol 1 drink / hour. dam that explains so much

[rohsilv]

how to hold your liquor... dont, who gives a flyin fuk, jus get sick and drink some more! silly fools.

[fuckfalloutboy]

oh man never drink beer or alcohol then drink sumthing sugary like soda OMG thats the worst u will PUKE

[qwerfderf]

she say an english SHANTY?? its a SHANDY love!,,, i havent had one since i was 16 but they are really tasty.

[maidenrocks66]

wow i drink an hour? it takes an hour for a beer to lose effect

[deanejacob]

uh. they've proved that your body weight has nothing to do with how much alcohol you can intake. so 1:13 is irrelevant

[justintagger]

wow you wouldnt even need to do steps 1- a million if you have 1 drink an hour cuz every hour your body gets rid of the equivilent of 1 drink

[yonder101]

Thats funny, I hold my liquor in a shot glass.

[EmoMetalHead666]

Hangvers:

Gods Way Of Saying You Kicked Ass Last Night

[MrCrazyfucker123]

@EmoMetalHead666 lol so now drinking equals kicking ass...what?

[LamaPaj]

why drink if you dont wanna get drunk?

[Siggikari]

Some people like the taste of it, and really.. You dont have to be drunk, thats idiotic. being tipsy is fine! Peer presure for the loss :p.

Also if you drink to be drunk you shouldnt really be drinking :).

[charpeedarth07]

haaaaaaaa its called being a teen man

[suckithardnfast]

Why not? I often drink just to get drunk with friends all the time. Its the same as smoking just to get high. Thats what you bought it for.

[Siggikari]

well drunk as in u dont remember anything etc etc. just not crossing the limit of retardness :p

[glennis25jr]

yeah i see it the same way :)