Portal 2 - Defective Turret

[WolfTehWolfeh]

Tobuscus would be a type of turret on his own.

Turbuscus.x3

It would have the name signed along the side of the turret.xD

[SuperFastGuy7]

this turret like a baws

[camerose4]

transcribe audio at 1:00 O_o

[SodsBlade]

Hilarious.

[7Z3RO5]

better open fire... click click click

[Xxgoblin]

hahaha

1:30 - 1:36

[Astrophysicsist]

Nolan North just keeps getting more awesome.

[MsPysoul]

"If anyone asks, I've killed you"

[TheRealBatabii]

Where's the video?

[WalkingPickle]

BLAM BLAM BUH BLAM im not defective see? BLAM BLAM

[TheRantingCabbie]

@WalkingPickle That one's my most favorite of all. Even though this is probably the funnies part of the game, it's that one line.

[SuekoTheStrange]

1:29

[UwaNNaRac3]

nonowaitwhawhahahahahaaaahhhh nononononononono

[88MrKen88]

Someone stuffed Michael from RageQuit into this turret.

[ArstalSoulcollector]

"Right on the money"

[Alagremm]

Whoa, whoa. Like the potato? I dont remember the defeticve turrets ever talking to Chell after Wheatley took control of the facility.

And how can they even see the potato? They say themselves that they are blind!

[ilkepie99]

Nice potato

[AmericaTheHeroful]

I think I lost it somewhere towards the middle... and from there on I pretty much couldn't breathe. XD

[johnyk891]

oh yeah , I dreamed for a video like this, thank you!!!

[rubysauce]

you cant fire me I quuuuiiiittt!!!!

[TheFallen552]

hey! i can't see a thing! what just happend? better open fire!! *clickclickclick* dang!!

[MrSandvichSSP]

@TheFallen552 Best solution for not seeing anything.

[skyelass]

I just now recognized the George Bush reference @0:17

[patti997]

0:20 is so Richtofen.



[fireproofata]

EVILNESS at 2:16

[falmouthleedsfan]

0:51 TOBY TURNER!

[MattyCody]

Why does everyone always relate Nolan North to Uncharted rather than Assassin's Creed?

[jphw1992]

@MattyCody Because he plays a bigger role in Uncharted then he does in Assassins Creed.

[pjds88]

Nathan Drake!

[19FD89]

better open fire!

*click, click, click*

Damn.

[GrisiousOrbGiratina]

If they're blind, how the hell do they notice Chell has PotatOS?

[bersaba]

Just make sure we give it eyes BEFORE bullets.

Nothing worse than a trigger happy blind turret.

[ArtsyEngineer]

2:15 - 2:23

>:]

[TheSpikestar]

I wonder what he'll say when he gets bullets.

[silverfangirl97]

Is it just me or does the defective turret sound a bit drunk in the beginning?

[jen2471]

Blam blam blam ,

[BlackBulletIV]

"Hurt me once shame on me, hurt me twice... Dang! Aaah crap! Rrooh! Crap! Dang! Dang! Dang!" :D

[komandercapish]

that thing must burnt with lemons!.....and 9 people too....must burnt with lemons

[BrandonBlaze904]

1:39 nice ps3 jailbreak reference, the defective turret must of knew i was playing portal 2 on my jail-broken ps3.

[poolk234]

@20Saryn7156 Aw, look, its a cute little bum!

[200puppy7]

my favorite is

hello hello hell-oh crap

[Techie2you]

9 people are defective.

[Chargal4]

Well, SOMEONE gave this Turret coffee! Possibly espresso.

[vidgami46]

ROFL! This video just made my day.

[Pottumash]

one question... If these turrets cant see, how can they see that Chell is girl???

1:10

[GanjaSaveTheWorld]

remind me voice chat in the TF2

[BarryBlacktail]

Somehow... they remind me of Nick from L4D2.

[MrSdfg23]

I love how they know they're defective and their responses to it.

"Er, so we're all meant to be blind, right?"

[Arzaker]

what the engineers sentry turret is thinking

[olisredan]

0:54 Hey, be a sport, lady, and just tell 'em I killed ya.

[bombadecasa]

1:55 YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUIIIIIT

[sladikk]

Hey nice potatah! Like the potatah.

[MetalGir1334]

ah.. turrets, lol, the defective ones sound like one of my friends.. im not kidding :p

[kirbyis4ever]

If anyone asks... I killed you.

I'M NOT DEFECTIVE!

[Metaforce8008]

So we are all supposed to be blind? Right? Not just me? Fantastic! :D

[Mattheworks]

Can't see a thing, better open fire. *click click click click* Dang...

[Chinese0Chicken]

These guys could be so nice :D

[HyperKnuckles888]

well i tried. save travels lady. love the potatoe.

:D

[EmoBarbieLawL]

yep... nonlethal... as ever :O

[MogManDog]

Surprisingly, despite being defective and blind, they seem very upbeat and cheery! Even before death!

[hizokuto]

If Cave Johnson was a turret this would be him.

[a65232]

"Shootin' blanks... every time... all the time..." LOL!!!

[Imacoolgai]

I love how these guys know they're broken, but they're still so cheerful. It's adorable.

[ShaybleShaye]

well i saved the turret on the conveyor belt and then accidently killed it when i walked it into the emancipation grill D: *tear* poor lil turret...

[Quba3333]

Thumbs Up if defective turrets sound a bit like Quagmire from Family Guy.

[Quba3333]

'Well played'

[Abbyspets]

Nice potato! Lovin the potato!

AW COME ON

mwaamaaaahahahaahh

[frobyn94]

"Oh CRAP! Crap! DANG DANG DANG"

Toby? Toby Turner? Is that you?

[MysMultilanguagesFav]

Nononononono!!

[SoraTenjou777]

they remind me of dead pools mini me XD

[ben10iklmmi]

if anyone ask:

I killed you

[ThePlunginater]

Note to self : Don't watch this video while drinking milk.

[TheFallen552]

@ThePlunginater what type of milk? regular or soi?

[AMVmakerAyu]

he sounds like the voice of space core

[xxxanimepopxxx]

@AMVmakerAyu Because he is.

[fearbird22]

hey wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait aAHHHH

[ilko962]

They stole Toby Turner's brain

[ilko962]

DESMOND !!!!

[SuperPrinnyDood]

NOLAN NORTH!!!!

[TRPoseidon]

2:16 Muhahahahah :D

[vopop30]

"Shootin' blanks every time. Allll the time."

Thats my favorite line from him.

[TheMohawkNinja]

"I'm not defective! I'm not defect-" *video ends*.

LOL

[articulated100]

XD if anyone ask I Killed you

[InWithQuinn]

5 nondefective turrets were killed because of the turret scanner.

[Xskillna]

Thumbs up if you laughed when the Defective Turret laughed! XD

[Sybsop]

I love the defective turrets, they're so awesome.

[GOFFxNERD]

Nolan North (Nathan Drake) voices these turrets, thumbs up so people can see! :)

[Nakina4]

AWWWW COME ON!!!

[bucurserjo09]

Do you have a download link? By the way, where's the sound directory? thanks:D

[ayamemousy]

"better open fire! *click click click* ...dang"

[katasumi2]

What a cutie lol.

[sunblock8506311]

There is no potato glados on the gun

[MrDoubleniner]

@sunblock8506311 It isnt supposed to be, this isn't a level in the 6th-8th chapter

[ghyselsguy65]

thats right, still defective......

[tconman31]

Lol they remind me of the scout

[kyogreman101]

"This looks dangerous... Better open fire!!!!"

[monsterdrawer]

"oh this is just PERFECT!"

XD

[RUSS1ANL1FE]

HellOo? hEllo? He-aw crap. :D

[xXCH405Xx]

Mini-Deadpools :D

[willam123ful]

@xXCH405Xx hell yea dude

[Dogmad6464]

Favorited for the evil laugh! Amazing XD

[atreyuthegreat]

Nate, is that you 0.o? lol :P

[BlackHei711]

Nolan North at his best.

[mustif1]

I, uh... don't have any bullets. Are you gonna give me any bullets? Are the bullets up there?

Dang! All right, if anyone asks, I killed you.

[darkwolfx333]

love how the defective ones have male voices.

[ukikocarrot23]

Hey, nice potato :D

[Rawrfiles]

Thumbs up if you saved the turret on the conveyor belt? <3

[Tigertylar105]

@Rawrfiles I'm Different <3

[BrianJLeong]

NATHAN DRAKE

[AFLoneWolf]

2:03

When did Shia Labouf get into Portal?

[Wheatley4269]

HEY! CHANGE THE TITLE! DIDNT YOU HEAR HIM? HES NOT DEFECTIVE!

[Ball4184]

i got a turret ipod app and i bought this with it lol

[JohnTraviss]

2:04 Shia Lebouf?

[thecadaver33]

...Did they really have to make the defective turret... Black?

[ChaoticFox9900]

@thecadaver33 It's not black, it's missing the white plates that cover it.

[Probablyacowtbh]

@thecadaver33 Dude, what the fuck.

[qwerty2460123]

you would never realise that he is nathan drake...

[pigfish99]

Shootin' blanks all the times!

[factman666]

Why does this turret remind me of most youtube users?

[andsnsnd]

Nolan Fucking North

[gantamtam]

@andsnsnd NO BAD WORDS! It's made by Valve! And in TF2, they bleeped the bad words!

[andsnsnd]

@gantamtam Dammit!

[Jabels24]

@gantamtam Who gives a fucking fuck if some motherfucker posts a fucking swear? We're not fucking kids.

Twat.

[AltFireSucker]

@gantamtam No they didn't. Try opening the sound files and listening.

[S0namus]

"click click click, still defective." I love these guys :D

[TGamer43]

AW COME ON!

[TheMadHaatter]

5 ppl are real turrets

[bugruto]

I like how they programmed a voice for him, but no eye.

[Hot5six4231]

"You cant fire me, I QUUUUUIIITTT"

[SuaveTito]

0:16 he butchered that saying but George Dubya did even worse.

[CoolTJP]

I prefer these "Defective Turrets" over the boring white ones.

[BlueKatanaWarrior]

"Just tell him I killed you" bahahaha!

[chriswereheer]

Shootin blanks every time, all the time

[konack1]

Hey, squeaky-voice! How'd I do?

Hello. Hello? Hell-- Aw crap.

[mickiblay1]

"Mwahahahahahahaha!"

lol

[honsiong]

Defective Turrets are smarter than Turrets... not really defective

[TelvanniGuard]

You can't fire me! I quiiiiiiiiiit.

Spoilers: Firey burning death.

[dittodanger]

is it just me or are the defective turrets smarter than the normal ones?

[EviILink]

Dang. 

[GreenFi5h]

"This isn't faaaaiiiiiiiiir"

[obsidialord]

they sound like jacked clone wars droids

[TallestBlue]

I listened to this about three times.

This is the fourth.

And this is the first time I noticed he said, "Shooting blanks every time. All the time."

...lmfao.

[treker999]

If quagmire was a turret...

[UnownPikachu]

5 people died from a a blind defective turret

[HangZhien]

defective turret voice like Steve Buscemi :D

[smartboy158]

No, WAIT WAI TWAIT AHHHH!

[smartboy158]

"This is,nt fair! GIVE ME ANNOTHERR CHANCEE"

[leafstripe]

Is anyone else reminded of Deadpool?

[xxxanimepopxxx]

1:05 'Give 'em Hell, sweetheart'

I found that to be incredibly sweet somehow ♥ At least SOMEBODY in this godforsaken madhouse knows how to be nice to Chell xD

[komali100]

@xxxanimepopxxx The problem is, he is defective.

[DottorAlice]

@xxxanimepopxxx Thats were Rick comes in - u-...

[SeedofCreed]

@xxxanimepopxxx Like Rick!

[Demyxnocturne123]

"Hello~! Hello! Hee--aw crap. v.v" *unoriginal comment is unoriginal*

[Aquino561]

"You cant fire me I quiiiiit!!" haha

[CeletialDarkness]

"give 'em hell, sweetheart!" awww! <3 but, if they are blind, and chell never talks, how could he have known that she was a girl?

[kokeshigirl101]

@CeletialDarkness Listening to GlaDOS insult her maybe?

[xxxanimepopxxx]

@CeletialDarkness Everything in the building must be aware of Chell by now seeing as how much of an effect she's had on everything.

[PsyCoil]

"Hello. Hello. Hell-- Aw, crap..."

[Suralin0]

"Hey, nice potato!"

[HEadshot00001234]

New ringtone.

[Cornbinks]

His normal turret impression is fantastic. <3

[XionsSomebody]

"If anyone asks, just tell 'em I killed you."

That's obviously not going to work. XD

[Redemptioner123]

This turret reminds of disneylands automated entertainment shows......... NICE!

[GamerPicks]

Second Times A Chime!

[Cornbinks]

I use these as TF2 mods for my sentry. Had no idea they were from here.

[massmurderer02]

"hit me once, shame on me" lolz

[NightmareSnake]

"DANG! DANG! DANG!"

[Motishay]

better open fire!!(clickclickclickclick) damn.

[ThatAnnoyingKitsune]

Interesting fact: Nalan North is the defective turrets, the corrupt cores, and even Deadpool in Marvel vs Capcom 3. He is pure, undiluted awesome.

[PipiruPiruPi53]

@ThatAnnoyingKitsune He is also the main character in "Uncharted" and" Assassins Creed"

[PipiruPiruPi53]

If anyone asked... i kill you, be a sports lady and just tell them i kill you...