Opening A Garage Door "The Jewish Way"

[MrVideodude24]

@Axis Sally read comment below this one

[MrVideodude24]

How can six mil be wrong. I can give you numerous facts why it is six million but the biggest one is the records of Jewish people in Europe before and after ww2. I am not biased because I'm atheist so I'm not backing up Jews in a way I am just conveying facts

[Perktube1]

Hahaha...funny.



[Iriatv]

I thought Ewoks were going to bust threw the door!

[Tomacomo]

lolzorz funny commercial

[dagdag88]

Great Dodge Commercial.

[Kingyeshuaswitness]

"Shofar, so good" BAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[MrVideodude24]

@Travmapunk so what Ur telling me is that 6 million jews just disappeared when there 1000s of videos of Germans rounding up Jews and German ss admitting to killing about 6 million and Ur other whine bull shit is wrong do research

[AxisSalley]

@MrVideodude24 Their dots don't connect and when you question it you get called a Nazi here and arrested and jailed in Europe. The mayor of NYC prior to the "Holocaust" claimed there will be 6 mil Jews in Europe that will need our help. The 6 mil figure was said before it ever happened. The death toll at Auschwitz was 4.6 million for almost fifty years and when it was later proven impossible it was lowered to 1.2 Did that 6 mil figure ever change? Nope.

[cherryadeish]

@brookesarahborden i Don,t have any think against jews but just the Israelis

[MrAggroman]

Whats that song that plays when the rabbi arrives?

[DThor53]

I'm tired of hate and war.Shallom

[Kingyeshuaswitness]

@DThor53 Me to... being friends and loving your neighbor as your self is beautiful.

[icemaxwell2000]

@DThor53 Thank you fellow human being! Welcome to the club "Humanity"

[forzadeco]

Now thats how we DJEW it :)

[cmariep1]

is that... is that Calvin from "Waiting..." ?

[gnamp]

Why do they share a garage? Whose house is it?

[jnnyc31]

jewish brain must be a smaller than white people brain because they don't use more intelligent words instead of curses to others, such a low vocabulary including anti-semitic and hitler lol. they mut be thinking there are only two people in the world, jews and jew haters.. what idiots

[TheRickmurray]

I am glad the Jews believe in Gay marriage, this video proves it.

[91Shining]

@TheRickmurray They promote it for other countries, they don't actually believe it. I've read that a far right israeli killed a guy for being homosexual in the newspaper not long ago

[eerereps]

Melanie Iglesias brought me here! - I LOVE YOU!!!

[Trunks7890]

is that streeter from college humor?

[ohadohad12]

@Trunks7890 Self hating jews that's one of our qualities lol .... jk...

[onefodderunit]

@brookesarahborden

Chosenism, and Zionism are both Supremacism. European Jews believe in their superiority over African, Arabian (true Semites), and Iranian Jews. European Jews always lead the Zionist government and are almost exclusively made ranking officers in its military.

[InfectedByZanza]

@brookesarahborden Glad to hear that, and im an Atheist, I used to be a Christian but I have my own brain and I dont believe in the stuff that is written in Bible. Good to hear that there are ''normal'' Jews. Peace

[onefodderunit]

@InfectedByZanza

Albert Einstein believed in an intelligent creator. Do you believe you're smarter than he?

[InfectedByZanza]

@onefodderunit No I believe in what I want to

[InfectedByZanza]

@brookesarahborden Well the people that you are from must be nice but here they are just ignorant and most of them dont respect anyone else.

[InfectedByZanza]

@brookesarahborden of my GF but one of them came up too close to us and I knocked him out because she got scared, and the rest of them ran away, that one guy was on the floor and i rolled him on his side (safety position) and we walked away.

[InfectedByZanza]

@brookesarahborden Im the least racist person you ever will meet my friend, I dont care if you are black white yellow, short or tall, skinny or fat, gay straight or lesbian, I just tell how I heard it is, and lots of Jews in here (Manchester) are very racist, when I sat in Jewish park not a long time ago with my GF lots of Jewish people came and they started to insult us by saying that we are not allowed here coz we are christian and that we are rats, I didnt want to fight with them because

[InfectedByZanza]

@brookesarahborden Thanks, I have an Atheist friend who used to be Jew so I know my facts, he wasnt brain washed like most of the Jews :)

[sweetzionist93]

@InfectedByZanza HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH every fuckin person antisemitic ive talk to on the net has at least a jewish friend who is an atheist now!!!! ahahahhahahahha classic!!!!

well fuck u and thats none of ur business!!!!!!

LONG LIVE TO ISRAEL THE JEWISH LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[InfectedByZanza]

@brookesarahborden Hahahaha, dont bullshit me boy, I know the reality 

[InfectedByZanza]

@brookesarahborden Jews are very ignorant, they doesnt respect other people and they think that people from other religions arent human, they think they are the best in the world. That is why I hate Jews. :)

[lov2shop123]

@InfectedByZanza Well maybe if Christians or Arabs weren't out to kill them and every other culture who hates Jews out there then maybe they would be open to other religions.

[Julie415100]

Hey, this exact thing happened to me last week. Amazing!

[Semitotal]

Is that the guy from Waiting?

[themakerofmine]

it's fun. unless you live on the dark side of life..

[G1987Jason]

dirty kikes.

[Kenzu63]

Oi vei, shofar the multi key lol

[o00000000o000000000o]

ah the cadillac. also known as a jew canoe.

[mcfrdmn]

Very nice video.

[Operaandchant90]

the fact that there is anti-semitism on a humorous video is just so stupid.

[Bearlizard777]

@Operaandchant90 How can Jews be antisemitic?

[InfectedByZanza]

Me hate jews :)

[mrtundra45]

Fake.... The Jew disnt steal any money....lol

[hh2268]

fuckin ugly jew glasses the size of a big tabel size of a computor screen

[hh2268]

fuckin ugly jew glasses the size of a big tabel

[UltraSSJ2GOKU]

Some Day Muslims will Erase Jews and the likes of them from the entire world..... Just enjoy Eating and drinking like pigs.... The battle day will come Inevitably, And we will Win when God command.

[MrDavidC99]

@UltraSSJ2GOKU Apparently it didn't occur to you that God has been defending Israel in each war against the Muslims since 1948. How come your god hasn't bothered to fight during these wars? Is he too busy sleeping? Is he journeying? Or is your god an עכבר?

[UltraSSJ2GOKU]

@MrDavidC99 U R nuts .. Allah doesn`t sleep, And When u speak about Allah Speak more recpectly , Allah Doesn`t Fight Face to face because he is Greater and bigger than that ! Allah Just Waits U to the Big War that u all Jews know it`s coming so live & enjoy your life Because someday U all will Be dead !

[MrDavidC99]

@UltraSSJ2GOKU The only true God is the God of the Bible, and he will not allow all Jews to die just like he hasn't allowed it to happen before.

[UltraSSJ2GOKU]

@MrDavidC99 Nuts .. U R nuts There is Only one God " Allah " The god of Quraan, Bible,Psalms & Gospel . All of these God sent to the huminity sice its begining ! And U talk like a big deal Jew ! Most the Current Bible is Distorted By The hands of the rabbis , Don`t try to Deny because it`s truth every Muslim Knows , Allah = God ,so don`t try to be wiseGuy And I hope U know the right Way , And Muslim will Erease Jews ...Soon If God Wanted !

[UltraSSJ2GOKU]

@MrDavidC99 And Why would I Be so surprised ? Aren`t U Jews Who Killed your Prophets? Aren`t U who denied God`s blessings on U ? U also were so rude To your own prophet " Moses" although He saved U from Pharaoh of Egypt , Allah is Greater than anything , U also were soooo mad that "Mohammed" was Arabic not Jewish and U tried To kill Him too ! , But Allah Do what he want , he saved him from your hands ... Maybe Hitler was Bad But I respect him soo much for Burning U in the famous Holocaust !

[MrDavidC99]

@UltraSSJ2GOKU Well, it's nice to know that among your idols are Hitler, a cursed maniac who killed millions of Jews and Gentiles, and the cursed founder of Islam, who declared it to be OK for him to make war, plunder, rape, and marry a six year old girl. Gleefully praising both people for their genocidal feelings against the Jews makes you cursed as well. May the God of Israel continue to defend his people against the evils of the Islamic world.

[UltraSSJ2GOKU]

@MrDavidC99 You made Me laugh .. Actually Hitler isn`t among my Idols , If U Review my Words You would See that I said " Hitler was Bad" but I recpect him, Respecting him doesn`t mean that I love him or i can even make him one of idols , You Jews R so Harmful& shameful Throughout the ages , The only Solution To resolve the problem was Always to get rid out Of U ! I can tell Actually But Jews R Cursed and Scattered ! and this is the Truth All the world Sure of , Muslims Will Erease U very Soon !

[MrDavidC99]

@UltraSSJ2GOKU Actually, you said, "Maybe Hitler was Bad [sic]" and then proceeded to say that you respected him quite a bit for initiating the Holocaust and burning Jews in ovens. Only an evil person would do that.

[UltraSSJ2GOKU]

@MrDavidC99 OOOOOOH .... evil Person ! U talk about Evil ????? The Jews who kill our women, children and Babies nowadays ????? Really Really you made me so sorry about Jews !!!!! And I really respect hitler For Burning U !

[UltraSSJ2GOKU]

@MrDavidC99 The God of Israel ????? Is there god Of Muslims and god of America ...etc ?? There is only one God like I said before , And about your Control and empowerment , Allah said in his holy Quraan : We spent the Children of Israel in the book to Spoil in the earth twice, and to declare far above(3)If the promise came first, We sent against you slaves of our very good preliminary Stormed home during the promise and the effect (4)

[UltraSSJ2GOKU]

@MrDavidC99 The real Mouse is U Asshole Jew !

[vladhogan]

This was not funny.

[OneCrayGuy89]

Haha! I love it :D

[dfarmbrough]

Very good, but the second fellow should be driving a Volvo.

[jew3hitler]

IF YOU ARE A JEW YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT YOU MUST NOT BLAME THE NAZIS. ALL THEY DID WAS TO PROTECT GERMANS FROM zIONISM.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE NOW DOING TO THE POOR PALESTINIANS. YOU KILL THEM EVERY DAY AND ROB THEM AT GUN-POINT. YOU EVEN SPREAD CHEMICAL WEAPONS ON CIVILIANS AND KILL THEIR CHILDREN.

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT HITLER WAS ONLY PROTECTING THE GERMAN CITIZENS AND AT LEAST RIGHT NOW GERMANS ARE LIVING A zION-FREE LIFE.

[WorshipInTruth]

@jew3hitler Protect Germans from zionism? They helped create and foment zionism by running the jews out of Europe and into Palestine. The nazi's even helped certain zionists to move jews to the middle east.

[jew3hitler]

@WorshipInTruth

shut your zionist mouth

[WorshipInTruth]

@jew3hitler Laugh, the nazi's worked with the zionists, this is a fact. They even helped the jews migrate to palestine, that is what zionism is. Nazism was the whole impetus behind zionism. The nazis worked with zionists like Rudolph Kastner, both the nazis and top zionists betrayed their own people. There are many goods works revealing these facts, I suggest you read "Adolf Hitler- Founder of Israel" by Hennecke Kardel. You are a nazi and you call me a zionist?? Ridiculous.

[cyberchicken002]

@WorshipInTruth where the hell do you get your information from?

[WorshipInTruth]

@cyberchicken002 I have many sources, I have already provided one. You are clearly ill informed so it would be wise for you to keep your opinions to yourself.

[cyberchicken002]

@WorshipInTruth That book has no historical credibility whatsoever. You make yourself seem like an idiot by your ridiculous comments so I suggest you should be the one to keep his opinions to yourself.

[lolitabrunette]

@jew3hitler

haha youre so dumb its scary lol

אם הטימטום היה מחלה כואבת כל החיים שלך היית בגבס:)

[madisonelectronic]

@jew3hitler You funny, funny skinhead. Are you a nigger??? Die soon, shitbreath.

[Nikateer]

too funny

[TAPriceCTR]

would have been better with wierd als "pretty fly for a rabi" in hte background.

[Notawesomeatall7]

LOL, THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!!!

[spemux]

@Sesquiltera you are spreading love

[MassGogo]

@Sesquiltera Yea, sure, that has got something to do with the video.

[tapper45]

why is it funny?

seriously.

[PerniciousBacillus]

yep, and then the crafty Jew parked his car in the garage and took over the man's home.

haha, stupid goy!

[junaid1]

@PerniciousBacillus No, actually not you stupid anti-semite. Its been 8 months since your comment, maybe by now you are dead!

[carcrazy714]

@Travmapunk Dumb F...K!

[mabrokmohammed]

fuck the jew

[zoroozed]

@mabrokmohammed fuck u drty muslam go and pray to ur gay profit pigi muhamed

[alexczarn]

LOL how funny!

[rshweky9]

tov meod im jewish so i no hebrew

[liquidyodel]

i pray with eyes closed in my car. this is because a shofar drives it

[da1nonlydoron]

not funny :/

[mrmakemakkara]

SHALOM VERY NICE VIDEOS TOV TODA

[XRebalPrideX]

@2LIJIT2QUIT fucking loser i knew some loser like you would be trolling

[xxxxwhyohwhyxxxx]

"What will you be doing on the Holidays Sarah?"

"Well we always blow the Shofar."

"Really! ...We just give him a £10.00 tip".

[reginaDexant]

It surely is a skill to blow the shofar! I can never get a sound out of it and it stinks!

If you would like to learn Hebrew FREE, I know a great site-Hebrew 4 Christians-just google it. It is FREE and it has SOUND. Learn at your own pace,start as simply as the alphabet, go through the Torah, the 72 names of G-d, the Lord's prayer, blessings, it has a glossary and much more.Scroll down on the home page and learn the Yiddish word of the day. I like the daily site blog,tells of Shabbat & Holidays!

[SpiderRider3]

@reginaDexant Hebrew seems like a really boring language to learn.

[JubanTeyman24]

@SpiderRider3 What makes you think so?

[SpiderRider3]

@JubanTeyman24 It just doesn't seem very interesting.

[JubanTeyman24]

@SpiderRider3 Okay, lol. Was just curious. Thanks!

[skaizun]

Not too sure I'd want to listen to a shofar every time my neighbor is too lazy to step out of the car to open the garage door, but funny nevertheless!

[SMcGwier]

@Camdentown100...perhaps a good racist is a dead racist. jerk.

[TAPriceCTR]

@SMcGwier no, even then they are not good.

[kannurkarran]

Please make more videos. You do have creativity.

[mosquewatcher]

THat was funny !

[chicksminnesota]

Wonderful!

[Agan2008]

SUPER!

[mrbb33]

Gevaldig!

[midnightrabbi]

donate to justcoz.org.midnightrabbi

[roudy1689]

it's Jewish remote...wonder if it works on the TV?

[SKATERuprising]

what the fuck.....

[bettyrokkett]

@SKATERuprising

hahaha thats what i said!

[joburgdave]

vuvuzela?



[denidenichan]

OMG this is one funny video i ROFL xDD

[BoudiccaBlanc]

LOL Excellent! 

[globalchaos1984]

The hebrew hammer!!!

[miizhastroem]

You told the fucking punchline before i had seen the freaking jode .. you son of jew

[NeverSayNeverAgain01]

Blowing the chauffeur.

[whitehorsedancing]

@NeverSayNeverAgain01 LOL!

[KutWrite]

You gave the whole punch line away in the "info"!

[doinurmum5]

man, thats bullshlacha

dude u dont mess with the zohan!

[GSSRT8]

what the fuck is that , sounds like hes calling the cheeps

[MdSteel7]

hahahahah rotfl !!

[averagebear1]

Where can I get me one of them there horns????

[IsraelMeansPeace]

check out the one called Aliyah Commercial

[LvxMediaTV]

Witness the power of the Shofar! Funny stuff

[ssr1234rss]

ballshit

[BudgetGarageDoor]

Call:

Budget Garage Door

of St. Louis (636) 208-8856

[bigpoopie69]

The shofar sounds like an ewok horn.

[vonninjastein]

sorry friend, the ewok horn sounds like a shofar

starwars did not come first

:)

[Henners1991]

"So far so good" eh?

Try getting out the car and opening it from inside the house :P

[echo2006able]

silly

[ZulyCooper]

i hope ur joking Jiminy

check your fav´s

ONLY gay videos so i think u like the others on youtube too..

dont try to be funny

[JiminyKracker]

lol, but c'mon. Some of the best comedians in the world are jews. Even as a youtube-Nazi I can admit that. But maybe American jews and Israeli jews have different types of humour

[messwrld]

sillllllllly! daaaaaaaaam

[DonGenarosDog]

Pimpin' ride that Rabbi's got.

[blackcrack5]

@DonGenarosDog seen better in real life

[gbnnn]

I'm not Jewish, but that was pretty funny! XD

[CoolWhiteChick]

Funny video. Jews rock.

[region1111]

lol

[Airlightf]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[snood1205]

Nice Video

[hheever]

I love the Moshav Band int he background. "Come Back" is also an appropriate song for the Yamin Noraim.

[peaceluvselroberts]

so cute

[Argento1991]

Whats the name of the music played by the Rabbi in he's car ?

[valgirl21]

I LOVE IT. IT/S FABULOUS.

[ekcestmoi]

Calling the guy who blows the shofar a "rabbi" is weird, though - there's nothing about him that says he is a scholar with rabbinical training. He's actually just a Hasid, a sect of Jews who have held onto Eastern European 18th century dress and customs.

[ekcestmoi]

Charming video! I think the shofar (ram's horn) opening all the doors (car as well as garage) refers to the fact that the Gates of Repentance are opened at the Jewish New Year, when the shofar is blown.

[tezkingkong]

Shofar,so good...lol...

[StinyRules]

videogamenostalgia SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[videogamenostalgia]

A Jew would never buy an automatic garage door. They cost too much. They'd save the moneyz and get a cheap manual door!

lolz

[Argento1991]

What is the name of the song played in the car with the first guy that opens the garage?

[avimagic]

It's called Come Back by Moshav Band.

[earthalien77]

I like it.

[GoffmePirates]

oh those jews managed to make me ROFL once more. thank goodness for them or wouldnt have anything to laugh at

[Tziyonit]

Glad you think we're funny.

[eshel120]

racist much? F#CKING wasp

[Husesz]

how true, how true

[formless777]

Yeah, stick with what works. Get a battery for the remote doofus.