Seth MacFarlane's Harvard Class Day Speech QUAGMIRE (4 of 4)

[commonman80]

Ok, I watched all 4.. The first thing I Have to say to all you "Big Brains" is, YOU SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG!!!! People at the FCC are watching this guy, and they counted the number of times he said (Sperm).. One more time, AND THEY WOULD HAVE GOT HIS BUTT.. Well I meant ass, but I can't say that on public airways. Any way, when I get "Sober" (Maybe next week sometimes) I'M going to review these Videos, and get this Seth Mcfarland, or Macfarlan Or Mcfarlin, Or HOW EVER YOU SPELL IT!!!!

[ConanEdogawa89]

Lol, wide legged wonder, barebacked sense of openness

[717paddy]

1:25 the guy laughs simply at the word vagina...

[ramennoodlefantasy]

I wish you a good giggity! ..... GIGGITY!

[CocoBrainProductions]

i spy an asian

[MarcusTexaco]

Doesn't Aaron Chadbourne look like the biggest douche in the world?? I bet he sucking on some nice Goldman Sachs CEO cock as we speak...

[joshmaloon69]

3:32 for marshall from how i met your mother

[Mr954187]

263 people took an arrow to the knee

[027Erik]

wow that dude at 2:40 looks like a character from family guy

[caroltavares84]

giggity giggity goo

[MissDeeCole]

this goof went to harvard?

[TreyDZd]

@MissDeeCole this goof makes more money than you and has more talent than you so dont start

[Aaris15]

@MissDeeCole No he went to Rhode Island School of Design. He's a guest speaker.

[123BabyVal]

who else but quagmire?

[CacAiNaShIt]

"You are by far to get into.Guy screaming "YEEAAAAHHH".MM..I don't think it'd be ANY reason to cheer for that.

[toxickremedy]

wow lik 1 in 20 watch family in that crowd lol

[BroDovakhiin]

If you think Harvard women are hard to get into wait till you meet Oxford women

[KIDPHAROH]

that's awesome seth, and to think all those students are working their ass's off right now!! gj man!!

[EmeraldFlame96]

I don't know how he was allowed to stay uptere that long xD I love Seth!! <3

[spykatt]

After Seth's speech, the entire Class of 2006 was made to repeat their final year.

[Mrbballplayr]

haha the woman's face at 1:36 after he said vagina was priceless :P

[mathias2738]

"I would like to wish you all a good gigity" I almost fell of my chair laughing :)

[rygu79]

I like how he kind of said "bareback" as a subliminal message.

[anthony18w]

Haha there so awkward

[MrFreddyPhelps]

@Confederate4eva I know the SKANK that home schooled you was also a musician who mastered MrFreddyPhelps skin flute.

[MrFreddyPhelps]

@Confederate4eva = Westboro Cult Attention Whore Child Abuse Enabling Wannabe.

[hero28]

keep pressing 8 to see woman humping legg ><

[Alchymyst02]

Wide-legged wonder. I love it !

[chrisredcorn]

boomhauerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrr number 1

[WA5ON1]

heh.. Alright..

[kingkong1930]

you are by far the hardest to get into

[AbessBros]

The dude at 0:22 is blacker than his suit..

[TECpeds94]

@AbessBros HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! OMGGG HAHAHA IM DYING. So funny but mean lmaoo.

[DonDeivide22]

@AbessBros hahahahahahaha

[llovemyllife]

Kumar?

[juanito1391]

alright !!!!!



[1990mrgoodnight]

i loveeee quaqmire, qiggity giggity goo

[eurovisionairtv]

christina is fugly

[AnimeDoode]

Is that Kumar?!?

[schamploo1]

All I hear at 2:22 is I LIKE PENIS!!!!

[iloathbirdsss]

@schamploo1 that guy prolly has over $10,000,000 by now

[schamploo1]

@iloathbirdsss probably lol!

[benoblest]

@iloathbirdsss 10? Hes the highest paid writer in television. I would say at least 100,000,000

[iloathbirdsss]

@benoblest were talking about that class marshal at the end

[condo45]

2:23 please get ready for some boring nerd talk. should of trashed this shit.

[Neojhun]

That waas ballsy riske considering the context. But it's seth execution which not make it's ok but awesome.

[Lampheader]

fuck retarded harvards couldn't figure out any of the jokes

[Avelle34]

255 ppl don't like a GOOD Giggity! :(

[MrCifko]

if your looking for giggity, its on 2:03 and 0:07 :D

[spiderali97]

@MrCifko If you are looking for "heh alright" its 0:37

[immortaljatt05]

Harvards crowd was a retarded, 75 percent of them couldn't process the jokes....

[TheRockHBKfan]

Seth is so awesome.

[BULLETforMY559]

Ape hanger your just some 13 year old trying to sound cool and bad ass. You don like the video GET THE FUCK OUT AND STOP BEING A CUNT

[LordKaisen]

@Confederate4eva then you fail harder than the romans trying to crucify jesus then accepting him.

[LordKaisen]

a good giggity haha

[TheJoe55223]

Most of the crowd don't get it.

[ThatAwesomeUsername]

ALLLLRIIIGHT

[mw1rox]

anyone else hear the guy in back going, YEEAAHHHHHH!!!!! in every part 1 through 4?

[Apehangar]

Yeah, Family Guy is pretty funny. But the sad truth is this video is a capture of why today's grads are considered to be retarded. Schools used to teach and allow students to form their own thoughts, but today it is coercive and laden with brainwashing. Read what Lincoln had to say rather than have this clown at your ceremony. Why do businesses fail these days? Because they hire fresh grads.

[jasontangy]

@Apehangar wow you are a moron, just because some people find a certain type of comedy funny means to you that they are moronic? well guess what? those people are Harvard are smarter than you will ever be and will do better in life than you ever will.

[Apehangar]

@jasontangy Well dufus number one has been found. Dear tangy, tsk tsk. You are the prime example of which I speak. Number ONE: At NO time in my sentence did I say I considered anyone MORONIC. Fact, the word moronic or moron never appears in my text. So, you fail by putting word and context in falsely. SECOND: You have no idea of where my education is from. Do you? You don't me. So once again YOU FAIL by speaking on things that you have no idea about whatsoever. You MUST be a liberal.

[DMSL2007]

@Apehangar This "clown" was creative enough to produce multiple TV shows and earn money to make his own dreams become a reality. If you think his speech has done anything to retardize the crowd seen you are delusional. Four years of college don't get flushed away after one speech. If there are any problems with the way they act, think or work you should blame the school, their lack of ambition or the parents that didn't motivate them enough.

[Apehangar]

@DMSL2007 No need to parenthasis the clown. He is that. He IS a clown. And this IS an innapropriate speech for a graduating class. His Family Guy IS rip roaring hillarious, albeit his leftist cammie bent. Having said that, younguns aren't given the good sense guidance anymore and somewhere along the way educators began to educate less and make the class room a soap box for their personal thoughts. Teachers should stick to the text book and leave their personal thoughts outside the class.

[weirdoevil]

@Apehangar if you're fucking serious,then I look forward to the day that your dictatorship begins and rightly curious students of life can't think for themselves :)

[Apehangar]

@weirdoevil You got it wrong fukface. If you had read my comments you would understand that the educators are the dictators and are using the classrooms to preach their philosophies therefore the students aren't thinking for themselves but blindly following. Your only reason to comment at me is because you think Seth is "Neato" and Family Guy is funny (which it is) I believe you are trying to stifle me. In your eyes freedom of speech only if YOu agree with it. Amirite?

[weirdoevil]

@Apehangar Yes.From reading one comment that I posted you know all my belief's and your psychic abilities have most defintely proved me wrong.I thank you,you beautiful troll :)

[DaveHSVGTS]

@Confederate4eva why? Realised you were rolled and not up to owning up? Typical religion!

[DaveHSVGTS]

@Confederate4eva you did the same thing when you stopped liking the show simply because SMF is an Athiest. No?

[DaveHSVGTS]

@Confederate4eva you fail @ life.... You make me sick, religious fuckwit!

[SirkleMusic]

@DaveHSVGTS Hahahaha whats the matter bitch? Find out that God hates fags like you? awwww poor atheist loser

[DaveHSVGTS]

@SirkleMusic considering I don't believe in God, why would I care what an imaginary person thinks, even if I was gay? Your argument, and your beliefs, are FAIL!

[tehdirtyeskimo]

@Confederate4eva go eat a dick

[DrsJacksonn]

It wouldn't be as funny if we couldn't relate that voice to a cartoon character.

[IamHipHop77]

never leave behind that sense of experimentation, that bare back sense of adventure & openness...(sex)

[RealLegendUnitedFC]

@DoTheDanwah. It wasn't the actual graduation, it was the day before... Pure entertainment

[darklordixor]

Stewie even though it was Quagmire?

[dillondownie]

'YESS!' 1:34

[lilmohawk15]

wow 0:57 ... that was fn awkward...looool

[DramaJoker]

its cool but its getting boring ppl want to be awesome at class speech

[monsterboy31]

Seth McFarlane is amazing with voices. I could never hold a voice like that for that long.

[TeamKaploosh]

Whats an Australian Kiss???

Check out the TeamKaploosh channel to find out!!

[pfunkle]

1:24 guy in background: "OMG VAGINA LULZ"

[NiangoChan]

@pfunkle LMFAO

[kll510]

giggity giggity giggity

[BrettFavre55]

You need to get laid.

[halloikbenditto]

you need to let go of the past and change ur name

[mikeswishbone]

Seth you warm my heart. Gigitty!

[cardiff58]

HILARIOUS! SETH IS A GENIUS! Love the way they still did their prepared speeches that were suddenly so inappropriate. TOOOOOOO funny!

[adtv2]

why isnt anyone laughing??? shame!

[petarmilutin1]

VAGINAS-They have never put one scrap of a gold in my pocket, but they bring a smile to my face, so therefor I declare them-GOOD :D

[thehitman000]

He, Alright.....

[DoTheDanwah]

how did harvard ever allow this???

[PregnantPunch]

@DoTheDanwah this is college, not elementary school

[DoTheDanwah]

@PregnantPunch this is also the prestigous harvard

[PregnantPunch]

@DoTheDanwah which is a school filled with the most mature and intelligent people of each generation, everyone of whom is old and cultured enough to handle a couple of intellectual satires without crying over someone saying a couple of uncouth words, which are still used in appropriate and relevent contexts

[DoTheDanwah]

@PregnantPunch I wouldn't say this is appropriate. Rutgers threw a fit when Snooki gave a speech and I don't even think she said anything like this.

[PregnantPunch]

@DoTheDanwah not appropriate in the sense that censorship pampers your virgin ears, appropriate as in it fits with the rest of the speech. also by the way, that quote is a well thought out satirical metaphor on todays media figures that the illiterate common douchebags of america wouldnt even be able to begin to comprehend the meaning of

[DoTheDanwah]

@PregnantPunch I get the satire in it, obviously, I'm a fan of Seth's. However, that doesn't make it any more appropriate considering the prestige of Harvard. Guest speakers generally are distinguished people giving motivational speeches. Seth MacFarlane doing a Quagmire skit isn't the first thing that comes to mind. Also, censorship does not pamper my "virgin ears" as you say. If I want to know something I seek it out one way or another. Regardless of whether it be deemed offensive.

[boekelsport]

god the last guy is such a nerd.. seth's a genius though

[anthrmthrfckr]

ALRIGHT.... lol

[Superwindowsphone]

Good giggity to you to Seth.

[walkerliam94]

"ha alrigggght!" actually laughed irl

[EbiOliya]

chandler (from friends) is right behind macfarlane!!

[CLICKHEREKillACHILD]

@Duffie6476 You really need to choose a better place to advertise.

[xxsmexielinkxx]

Wow Seth voices Peter, Brian, Stewie, Quagmire, and Tom Tucker. Jesus Christ.

[ProChargedLS2]

@xxsmexielinkxx Yes Seth is Jesus Christ

[johnnythefootymaniac]

@xxsmexielinkxx Carter and Dr. Hartman too

[Brdj010]

BTW, I am a fan of Family Guy for its humor and I don't take it seriously, but they could of found someone better to make a speech at a Harvard graduation.

[sweatygummybear]

@Brdj010 No, Just no... Seth is the comedy remake of Chuck Norris.

[a7xdude87]

@Brdj010 It's either spelled 'could have, or could've'. I'm sorry but "could of" is one of those more annoying bad habits that stick out. Whenever you see someone write this, correct them. It can't hurt their chances.. Also, Seth does more than just create animated cartoons. It's not the sole basis of why he deserves to be there.

[Brdj010]

@a7xdude87 Care to explain what else he does?? I have pretty much stopped watching Family Guy too because MacFarlane seems to be using the show now just to push his political views. It has become a one sided show, instead of making fun of everything like it used to do.

[HBsongwriter]

@Brdj010 I thought the whole point of family guy was to express social and political views

[Brdj010]

@HBsongwriter It used to make fun of everything pop culture. Now it is just used by MacFarlane as a vehicle to express his stupid Obama worshipping, left wing political views. I used to know quite a few Republicans(including me)who loved the show.

[babytweeze85]

@Brdj010 He's not as influential with Family guy as you would think. He also has American Dad and The Cleveland show to deal with. And he's put out a Jazz vocal album, because whatever you might think of Seth he has a great singing voice and has performed many great tracks on the show. The best example is when he did "The Second Time Around" with Frank Sinatra Jr.

[Brdj010]

@Adamillionaire123 did he mention that in his speech??

[Sparten1992]

Damn that girl at 1:36 is FINE

[Custom3DSMiis]

252 people are complete f******

[INSAN3xDEMON]

0:6 - 0:25 is funny as shit

[EinstienJr]

Hey seth keeps the smile after he speaks even in that f*****n scrutiny.......you rock seth...

[Hartfreek]

That audience is freakin dead, man. I mean, dear God, if I were lucky enough to listen to Seth MacFarlane speak in person, I would piss my freakin pants!

[Stretchn91]

After Seth leaves all I think is..

NERD!

That guy needs to STFU

[antmanfersil]

This guy is the man!!

[EvanescenceFanatic13]

dude all these students arent as amused as they should be loll If I were there I wouldnt be able to breathe, lol

[aariados]

@EvanescenceFanatic13

that's cuz your stupid



[EvanescenceFanatic13]

@aariados Whatever you say. :)

[lisalovespups21]

why are ppl not laughing hard i would be cracking up haha

[Jonahize]

Man, he should do stand up

[tibs2403]

He's fucking insane :)))

Love'm

[xXSkittlesDaRabbitXx]

@Adamillionaire123 Was this meant to be sent to me? ._.

[ikedogg423]

Wow

[control131]

GIAD GIADE GOOD BYE

[marshallman99ful]

im from Massachusetts and i think that Harvard is better than YALE

[dragovic90srb]

Lucky there's a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us LAUGH & CRY! :)

[trey8047]

the guy behind seth had a late reaction by about 3 seconds when he said vagina's

[maxmoefoe]

this guy does pretty good impression of quagmire or cleavland from family guy whoterva da not blk one is

[XxTestProfilxX]

@maxmoefoe

you know this guy actually DOES the voices on family guy? it's seth macfarlane the creator of family guy...

[maxmoefoe]

@XxTestProfilxX wot da hel raelly? dat is gwd i torth dey wuld jst do tha voics with a computr or sdumthn hhahaaa a reel persn? He is funnnnnni

[IvyDillonx]

@maxmoefoe Good impression? He IS the guy who does Quagmire.

[JackyRowe]

@IvyDillonx how the fuck could you read what that bloke wrote anyway?!

[IvyDillonx]

@JackyRowe Haha. 

[JackyRowe]

@IvyDillonx Oh, very sorry, I looked at the wrong comment!! there's one by it that is virtually unreadable!

[ilovewwe12345678910]

@IvyDillonx yes he does

[UltimateVenom]

@maxmoefoe

LOL

whoever the not black one is

[HikaruLychee]

Giggity!!

[jakeums77]

I was looking for Carlton the whole time haha

[lilaxlros]

They'r probably tired of laughing. I would.

[DJBrokenHigh]

Harvard kids are getting dumber

[Ishcoa]

@DJBrokenHigh

How?

[cpaterson0988]

how the hell does he do like 7 different languages? true talent!

[kayceefitzsimmons]

that guy after seth sounded so gay when he talked!

[pomegranateish]

2:20 Nerd alert



[Saralyn]

DICKens...Longfellow...O lawd.

[homes24]

1:36 is the only hot 1

[74Simple74]

@homes24 Shown straight after Vaginas are mentioned :D

[R0FlR0cKeTz]

quagmire is one of my favourite characters

[Jimkid118]

akward but funny

[DrPP1]

1:18 Classic.

[cangri1788]

Seth MacFarlen is a geniousssss

[ianwwd]

look how pissed that guy is at 1:35

[atoadandafrog]

I was eating honey nut cheerios whilst watching this :O

[WonderWoman0591]

@atoadandafrog

im eating an apple :P

[thereflex101]

i love how he keeps slipping in rude authors names like "dickens" and "longfellow"........ surprised he didn't throw "balzac" in there, lol

[Jerry13275]

@Shurednichso it was a inside family guy joke, if you saw the episode "when you wish upon a Weinstein" you'd get it. I got a huge kick outa that episode since  I'm Jewish myself! P.s how do you know he's an

Atheist? I've never heard HIM say he's one although I've heard Brian say it, it doesn't mean anything.

[ArtMonkforHallofFame]

@Jerry13275 @Shurednichso yes SM is an atheist. for proof, google his appearance on Bill Maher's show.

[xXSkittlesDaRabbitXx]

@Jerry13275 He's admitted to being an Athiest. So shut up. :D

[ItachisOnly1]

He voiced almost every character on his show. He is the Eddie Murphy of voice acting.

[Jerry13275]

Seth! One the many funny and successful Jews out there!

[shurednichso]

@Jerry13275

Being Jew isnt genetic. He is an Atheist. Respect his decision and stop claiming succesful people to your vodooclan.

Ty.

[Brutalyeah]

Lol they're all standing in the rain and we're sitting here warm inside, and now you are all breathing controlled.

[TheMuscleMage]

i was going to say where is brian, but i realized brian is his real voice.

[mythbuster1991]

CHANDLER FROM FRIENDS IN THE BACK