3 guys go to a bar the first guy says hey i think i might have the smallest hand in the world The Second guy says hmm maybe i might have the smallest head in the world The third guy says and says i might have the smallest Dick in the world.
So a week later the three guys consult the Guinness world book of records the first guy was all happy and says that i do have the smallest hand in the world
the second guy was happy and says i do have the smallest head in the world
fuck. the first joke wasnt even original! i heard it before! Mine was original okay so to all those ppl sayin that my joke is stupid can just unsubscribe from the jokefiend's motherfuckin channel coz he doesnt want u here!!! RAR!!!!!
3 guys go to a bar the first guy says hey i think i might have the smallest hand in the world The Second guy says hmm maybe i might have the smallest head in the world The third guy says and says i might have the smallest Dick in the world.
So a week later the three guys consult the Guinness world book of records the first guy was all happy and says that i do have the smallest hand in the world
the second guy was happy and says i do have the smallest head in the world
last guy says whos beiber
rsownter 11 months ago
@rsownter HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh wow, your joke is horrible
tehkillingspree 10 months ago
@rsownter
not only is that not funny, but you stole it from someone else. Way to go.
tianang77 3 weeks ago
"Oh, I've got one. There's a Mexican, A Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck outta here!""
JoeMamaNewAccount 1 year ago 3
@JoeMamaNewAccount Gran Torino
AviatorStudios 10 months ago
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, Does this taste funny to you ?
henryblazer20 1 year ago
Hahaha nice!
ServeTheServents 1 year ago
i like feet ummmm foot jobs feel great
royalnash 1 year ago
The first joke was amazing!!
-great jokes told by a great person
thank you ;)
bmw2go11 1 year ago
wrong channel!!?
bmw2go11 1 year ago
The tragic deaths joke was halarious!!
hobbesfan85 1 year ago
haha I liked them. The foot one took me a while to get it, but still pretty sweet!
TheIrvman08 1 year ago
yea the jokes were good arch
Herriman 1 year ago
Verizon Fios FTW!
ShinobiDevin 1 year ago
fuck. the first joke wasnt even original! i heard it before! Mine was original okay so to all those ppl sayin that my joke is stupid can just unsubscribe from the jokefiend's motherfuckin channel coz he doesnt want u here!!! RAR!!!!!
nodategamers 1 year ago
@nodategamers **Sore loser alert**
TheJokefiend 1 year ago
@nodategamers yeah go shoot yourself. That was the worst joke I've ever fuckin heard
ozonepizza3562 1 year ago
@ozonepizza3562 Your Napoleon video sucksorz.
nodategamers 1 year ago
@nodategamers I know it does. It was for a school project but I couldn't get the entire video to upload. i know, it doesn't make any sense.
ozonepizza3562 1 year ago
@nodategamers Hope that comment was a joke... guess it was.
ZeldaGamingMan 1 year ago
@nodategamers Hopefully a year later you've matured past age five.
Spl4shD4m4ge 3 months ago
the punchline on the 2nd joke was pretty fuckin stupid
HisRoyalJaznness 1 year ago
@HisRoyalJaznness the first one wasn't that bad but the second one was terrible. I don't understand the people who watch this guy.
ozonepizza3562 1 year ago
@ozonepizza3562 i watch him and like him. i just didnt like the 2nd joke thats all
HisRoyalJaznness 1 year ago
first joke..FTW...second joke...meh
evilass334 1 year ago
what did the egg say to the hot water?
it might take me a while to get me hard i just got laid by a chick
fratdogs 1 year ago
lolololololololol
therealdealzone 1 year ago
Halarious ^^
Xxerick930xX 1 year ago
I laughed nodategamers and BlazingXGamer :D!
H1StsUNi25 1 year ago
LOL
Jakeallen86 1 year ago
Well, Archfiend, you've got some excellent skills in titlewriting
Allingby 1 year ago
Thanks for using my joke. I like the way you told it
BlazingxGamer 1 year ago 4
@BlazingxGamer good joke it was funny
montyurl158 1 year ago
@BlazingxGamer No problem and thanks.
TheJokefiend 1 year ago
lmao there fuckin awsome thanks for readin em out
GODincarnet 1 year ago
next time you should put an adult warning on them when they are "mature"
sadsaladproductions 1 year ago
I thought they were funny (: I like this channel lol u tell jokes perfectly
RedRose191 1 year ago
LOLS!!
TheBlackFox666 1 year ago
Verizon fios FTW!
hobodude68 1 year ago
Good jokes well told.
circleofthirteen 1 year ago
What do you call a guy with a wooden head? Edward.
TheMATTIST124 1 year ago
aha I love this joke it's one of my favorites thanks for tellin this joke :)
shanethefox 1 year ago
The first one made me lol-a-palooza
Number two wasn't so bad.
xBebiVegetax 1 year ago
Dude I made up that joke on the spot. And now it's officially published on teh YouTubes. I feel like a professional joke writer.
nodategamers 1 year ago
@nodategamers Too bad it got PWND by a better joke being told before it.
TheJokefiend 1 year ago
@nodategamers I have to admit is was a good play on words, GJ
ChaosBladewing 1 year ago
@nodategamers you should feel like a fuckin quire cause neither one of them were that funny. The second one was terrible. you should feel ashamed.
ozonepizza3562 1 year ago
savoy truffle
Y2JROCKFAN 1 year ago
Cheesecake.
TheJokefiend 1 year ago