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  • 3 guys go to a bar the first guy says hey i think i might have the smallest hand in the world The Second guy says hmm maybe i might have the smallest head in the world The third guy says and says i might have the smallest Dick in the world.

    So a week later the three guys consult the Guinness world book of records the first guy was all happy and says that i do have the smallest hand in the world

    the second guy was happy and says i do have the smallest head in the world

    last guy says whos beiber

  • @rsownter HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    oh wow, your joke is horrible

  • @rsownter

    not only is that not funny, but you stole it from someone else. Way to go.

  • "Oh, I've got one. There's a Mexican, A Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck outta here!""

  • @JoeMamaNewAccount Gran Torino

  • Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, Does this taste funny to you ?

  • Hahaha nice!

  • i like feet ummmm foot jobs feel great

  • The first joke was amazing!!

    -great jokes told by a great person

    thank you ;)

  • wrong channel!!?

  • The tragic deaths joke was halarious!!

  • haha I liked them. The foot one took me a while to get it, but still pretty sweet!

  • yea the jokes were good arch

  • Verizon Fios FTW!

  • fuck. the first joke wasnt even original! i heard it before! Mine was original okay so to all those ppl sayin that my joke is stupid can just unsubscribe from the jokefiend's motherfuckin channel coz he doesnt want u here!!! RAR!!!!!

  • @nodategamers **Sore loser alert**

  • @nodategamers yeah go shoot yourself. That was the worst joke I've ever fuckin heard

  • @ozonepizza3562 Your Napoleon video sucksorz.

  • @nodategamers I know it does. It was for a school project but I couldn't get the entire video to upload. i know, it doesn't make any sense.

  • @nodategamers Hope that comment was a joke... guess it was.

  • @nodategamers Hopefully a year later you've matured past age five.

  • the punchline on the 2nd joke was pretty fuckin stupid

  • @HisRoyalJaznness the first one wasn't that bad but the second one was terrible. I don't understand the people who watch this guy.

  • @ozonepizza3562 i watch him and like him. i just didnt like the 2nd joke thats all

  • first joke..FTW...second joke...meh

  • what did the egg say to the hot water?

    it might take me a while to get me hard i just got laid by a chick

  • lolololololololol

  • Halarious ^^

  • I laughed nodategamers and BlazingXGamer :D!

  • LOL

  • Well, Archfiend, you've got some excellent skills in titlewriting

  • Thanks for using my joke. I like the way you told it

  • @BlazingxGamer good joke it was funny

  • @BlazingxGamer No problem and thanks.

  • lmao there fuckin awsome thanks for readin em out

  • next time you should put an adult warning on them when they are "mature"

  • I thought they were funny (: I like this channel lol u tell jokes perfectly

  • LOLS!!

  • Verizon fios FTW!

  • Good jokes well told.

  • What do you call a guy with a wooden head? Edward.

  • aha I love this joke it's one of my favorites thanks for tellin this joke :)

  • The first one made me lol-a-palooza

    Number two wasn't so bad.

  • Dude I made up that joke on the spot. And now it's officially published on teh YouTubes. I feel like a professional joke writer.

  • @nodategamers Too bad it got PWND by a better joke being told before it.

  • @nodategamers I have to admit is was a good play on words, GJ

  • @nodategamers you should feel like a fuckin quire cause neither one of them were that funny. The second one was terrible. you should feel ashamed.

  • savoy truffle

  • Cheesecake.

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