Weird Al - Canadian Idiot - With Lyrics

[leosgreens]

Actually the best of the best countries is the USA

[megs3344]

I know this offensive, but it's so effing halarious.

[Mrsnoopy465]

the prophecy has been fulfillled

[Linda09080706]

this is so offenceve

[cookster1733]

Us is not as great as Canada but USA is ok

[cookster1733]

GO CANADA!!!!!

[arctos52]

The only thing where hiding from Americans is our weed!

[legoww2man]

BE SCRED USA WE GOING TO BOMB YOU LOL (no where not)

[IKhantSpel]

It's saskaTCHAYWAN not pronounced saskaTCHOOwan. Are you retarded ? Must be american for sure.

[SAVAGEGRUNT21]

Canada is a joke of a country... I'd like to see them start a war with America someday ...

[SlyFox70100]

@SAVAGEGRUNT21 pffft, Canada is a fine nation. its France and any middle eastern country that are the jokes

[Saskatchewangurl124]

@SAVAGEGRUNT21 War of 1812...

[Versul1]

@Saskatchewangurl124 War was basically a stalemate. No significant land acquisition on either side.

[SlyFox70100]

@SAVAGEGRUNT21 America is a joke of a country, you assholes wont even help your OWN PEOPLE in its debt crisis. rot in hell Amerifag

[Tyler51576]

green day is gay

[BadgerCheese94]

Canada is the best country in the FACT. My grandpa said so haha. And the best states are those that touch it.

[CqKxDEATH]

TIME FOR A PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE!!!!!!!

[clontz96]

Who doesnt bring there gun to the mall?

[thunderBIRDstrike29]

Lol weird al I love u bro and I love this song but the irony is Americans think canadians r faggots but we r the only country to beat u in war and burn down the white house :D

[azik101]

@thunderBIRDstrike29 really... i don't think so....

[bunny1rabbit]

@thunderBIRDstrike29 you failed...

Canada is our brother/sister/thing almost, and i don't know ANY American who hates Canada

[FuturePriest387]

@thunderBIRDstrike29 We've never been in a war with Canada.

[curtor99]

@FuturePriest387

wrong reference war of 1812 where we kicked the USA's ass

[FuturePriest387]

@curtor99 True, but wrong. Canada got its butt kicked. We took Lake Erie and seized parts of Western Ontario. It was the British that were the real fight, and we happened to beat them, as far as I can tell. I'm not singing a song to the queen, so I'm taking that as a sign.

[toplinefool444]

@curtor99 We kicked you britfag's asses

[SlyFox70100]

@toplinefool444 fuck britain! Canada forever!

[SlyFox70100]

@USAdude30 no, it was funny as hell!

[911Sk8tErDuDe911]

ok iam a canadian and its not that bad

[SlyFox70100]

@USAdude30 lmao!

[SlyFox70100]

I'm Canadian and this song is fucking great! Weird Al FTW!

[jdsavvy]

haha that song makes Canada look good :) has some false information but it is all in good fun! I'm from Vancouver, been here all my life Canada is amazing :) There is nothing wrong with being a beer drinkin' hockey nut!

[BrickShin]

@justinm2308 its u know :P not now

[DJMimzy]

I'm going to Vancouver tomorrow so I had to listen to this!

[massinissausa1]

I been In Canada And I can say it's Much better than the US First Canadian Dollar Is Much Stronger thant The USD,.Than About the Guns ,That's Really Sucks ...Why they Need Guns?Here In America Everyone Has Guns And We See The Result :How Many Dead's Happened In USA each Day?The Answer Is too Scary.!!! Final Result :CANADA is Wonderful Country....Even I like the Song ..!!!

[MaxwellBergen]

I find it funny how americans still think their dollar is worth more then the Canadians when in fact the Canadians has been above parity on and off for the last two years

[mermaidteen24]

f this this is so f-ing rude f who ever made this

american can go to!!!!!

[minion6500]

BLAME CANADA!

[JustinM2308]

U now nothing about canadiens so shut up u American idiots

[jessthespartan]

@JustinM2308 heyy bitch america is sooo much better so go nit a sweater you justin beiboer loveing canadien bitch

[AvengedSevenfold1980]

@jessthespartan Give me some legit reasons on why you think America is better. I hear you Americans saying Canada sucks but you don't back up you're reason. There both good countries i live in Canada and i have been to America twice and its nice down there, but i think Canada is better.

[gameaddict51]

This must be what really average or FAKE stereotypical Americans think of Canada. I have never met an American with a bad attitude like this towards Canada. In fact, most Americans I know love Canada.

[VooDooAssassin2]

@gameaddict51 i know where i live most of them hat Mexico.

[SakiWatari]

@gameaddict51 I know right? I'm an American and I've wanted to move to Canada for as long as I can remember.

[Chumpa007]

Dondafoe023 you stink

[bloodhoun138]

442 people are Canadian.

[miguelrenaud]

im canadian!

[JohnMarksTV]

This used to be my Myspace song. Now I hate this song.

[SoundofMusic8]

Shut up and enjoy the song! -_-"

[TheEhKay47Ricochet]

I'm Canadian and I approve this message! LMAO!

[TheDaszle]

he got the same name as me

[TheDaszle]

@TheDaszle go callum go woot wooot

[ROCKSTARxoxxo]

The funny thing is, a "Canadian Idiot" is still a better person overall than an american. There's a reason why the whole world hates usa.

[badhabit9711]

@ROCKSTARxoxxo If u are talking about the songs, then I think u missed Al's points. The whole lyric has been write as sarcastic as posibble,it's more about making fun of american's then canadian's..

[mustangxv8]

@ROCKSTARxoxxo It's because the whole world envies the the US, you dumb fuck.

[ROCKSTARxoxxo]

@mustangxv8 No that's not it, don't be so ignorant.

[DonDafoe023]

@mustangxv8 hahahahahhahahahaa, you gotta be kidding america is by far the worst country in the world

[mustangxv8]

@DonDafoe023 America make the world turn. Other countries depend on America. Other countries hate that America is so for advanced. Other countries strive to be like America; perfect example Canada. While Canadians wait years to get a surgery from there socialized health care, they instead flock to the US to get it done here.

[DonDafoe023]

@mustangxv8

[DonDafoe023]

@mustangxv8 ahahhahahaha not at all my ignorant yankee friend, i just had my rotar cuff surgically repaired. I injured it last spring and i had it fixed 2 weeks later, for free... that would of put most americans out of house and home... ahahahhaa i love yanks.

[mustangxv8]

@DonDafoe023 Oh my insensible socialist little person, I'm talking heart surgery, brain surgery, surgery for cancer removal. Not an out patient surgery like yours. Most Americans do have insurance to cover a surgery you brainless moron. Now go give more taxes to your government and live in your half ass houses/apartment you American wanna be's live in.

[SniperSurkov]

looks like the singer is

''puts in sunglasses''

BUTTHURT

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ALF5611]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

HA PROVED IT I KNOW MY ALPHAPET

XD

[FightingJEDI]

I'm an American and I still like Canada. We need to bind against our common enemy! Martians!

[TheRandomguy2011]

@FightingJEDI More like British. Those guys are assholes.

[mustangxv8]

@FightingJEDI You mean lazy Mexicans who suck the State and Federal funds from tax payers?

[sourlemon83]

@chris4me123 Wow we don't kill blacks and start wars, at least we know how to fight our wars, you guys have made Canadian versions out of alot of our military weapons. Go fuck yourself, asshole. 

[wasd853]

I like the song, its complete stereotyping but its still damn funny!

[chris4me123]

get the fuck out of hear u american fagets go shot some more blacks and start more wars fags

[hunterjacob2]

@chris4me123 LOL U so pissed because canada sucks balls get out of here you fucking idiot, you know how many people we help out. which we should quit because we are in so much debt. and we defend so many other people, this is an awesome country, i would give my life for it. God Bless the usa I love you. I get tears when i hear the national anthem

[TheRandomguy2011]

@chris4me123 You stupid Canadian. Learn to spell! (And they say America's education is falling behind)

[brauchjake]

@eachago hey mother fuck watch what yu say about america. we didnt invent war. its been going on sence the begining of time so do your fucking resaerch. but one thing amrica did invent is hard ass fucking workers who work the fucking ass off unlike you lazy fucking conadains. so you wana war fuck america should just come up there and raise hel we would beat the fuck out of you gay canadians so suck on that

[mustangxv8]

@brauchjake lol, nicely said jake! so true.

[crabwaffleman84]

@eachago sorry, but the U.S. did have a society in which most people were free before any European or American country. The freedom Canadians enjoy can be attributed to being released by England, so you did not really do(much less invent) anything, the U.K. gave you your freedom. Green Day is the Paradigm of Canada, a bunch of white people who talk about corruption and stuff, but no one outside of their country listens to them.

[brauchjake]

@crabwaffleman84 you shut the fuck up you conadian bitch us amercans fought for our fucking freedom it was just given to us. so we worked for something we wanted. oh you dont know what work is figures cus yur a northern little bitch. so suck on that you fuckin condadian, suck on that.

[TheCasinoKnight]

Can't we all agree that both Americans and Canadians are idiots, except that we're both too awesome to give a damn otherwise?

[ElderHeff]

The Kraft Macaroni and Cheese dinner picture is an American picture... here in Canada it's just called Kraft Dinner.

[SecretAgntMan]

@eachago Cant have peace without war.

[Tyler51576]

canadians are idots and green day is even more stupid

[thatnotsocoolguy]

@Tyler51576 yea bc raps so much better right

[SecretAgntMan]

@eachago We invented freedom. Get some.

[rickybanman]

americans would like there beer too if it wasnt shit!

[ncis599]

Our accent is cute, Zoie Palmer have a cute accent.

[supertaco8101]

dont wanna be a canadian...idi..ot

[younggun1715]

im pretty sure we canadians disowned justin bieber it was the only logical choice of action

[awesomon]

isn't it the irish that are drunk?

[Socoolscienceshow]

yeah but saline deon sucks : /

[IndigoButterfly]

@Socoolscienceshow Celine Dion you mean? Have you ever actually listened to her she has an amazing voice

[Socoolscienceshow]

@IndigoButterfly I listen to her and my speakers broke : /

[IndigoButterfly]

@Socoolscienceshow those must have been pretty terrible speakers ;-) you are entitled to your opinion of course but next time you feel like insulting a singer can you spell their name right?

[erik132ful]

evrything they said is what makes canada so great!!!! and the top secret part is canada and mexico is planning somthing that will realy hurt america p.s we might bring guns , it would be our present from us to you for all you did for us on the internet and in life.

[campKnockyouOut]

@erik132ful Canada and mexico would not even stand a chance to the USA gtfo troll

[bunnhpru]

Canada made 52 accounts just to dislike this... (hetalia reference ftw)

[puffball371]

@bunnhpru XD i luv hetalia

[bunnhpru]

@puffball371 I luv you for luving hetalia. 

[puffball371]

@bunnhpru thanksss(: im cosplaying england for halloween

[bunnhpru]

@puffball371 I'm cosplaying as Italy x3

[puffball371]

@bunnhpru nicee(: i was gonna b him but i wanted to be england more so im juss getting his wig. my friend is being america. but in the future hopefully we'll be able to get the ACTUAL costumes

[bunnhpru]

@puffball371 lol My friend was going to be Germany (she changed her mind last moment) and we were planning on making GerIta fangirls die at kumoricon. Haha, I actually just got my tie today!

[puffball371]

@bunnhpru cool cool. i wannt go to A-kon soo bad!

[bunnhpru]

@puffball371 Haha saving up for a tic sucks...

[Basketballfan226]

Neither countries suck.

[AlexRaveloTV]

NUH UH AMERICANS ARE MORE STUPID IDIOTS NOT CANADIANS! AMERICANS ARE BETTER! THE HOME OF THE WHOPPER

[barneylikespandex11]

@AlexRaveloTV i hope your not serious

[AlexRaveloTV]

@barneylikespandex11 oh you know i AM.

[awesomon]

@AlexRaveloTV and america is also the home of Rebecca Black

[AlexRaveloTV]

@awesomon :(

[awesomon]

@AlexRaveloTV don't feel sad we got it just as bad canada being the home of justin bieber

[AlexRaveloTV]

@awesomon :)

[littlebrothertruth]

@awesomon ya, but it was the Americans who made him who he is . . .

[Uk12Us]

AMERICAN IDOIT!!!!!

[merox1599]

i love this song and i'm american. i love canadians and i'm not discriminating them at all.

[cleaalex918]

i actually disagree with many of these points and you think ontarians are hard to understand im from ontario and i have no clue what theyre talking about

[residenteviljolteon]

im a candian but this song is hilarious i have to admit

[TAYLORCANUCK88]

im canadian but i love the usa mostly because my family lives there and i love anoying my freinds with this song

[ffdpftw45]

lol nothing against canada cause canada is cool but this song is great

[themangakawolf]

@USAdude30 yeah! :D

[themangakawolf]

@USAdude30 lol sure. y not. :)

[themangakawolf]

@USAdude30 i live in the U.S. and proud of it. lol it was a joke.

[KoreanAspergel]

@themangakawolf Me too. I wouldn't trade US for anything, even if it meant free healthcare, but it's really not free.

[themangakawolf]

@KoreanAspergel me too!

[KoreanAspergel]

@themangakawolf Great! I'm glad we agree on that!

[ThePigThatGoesBree]

I love Canadians, and I hate Americans even when I myself am American. It's just America is so fucking ignorant and retarded and I can't stand them and the gov't is bullshit. I love Canada, but this song had me cracking up.

[ffdpftw45]

@ThePigThatGoesBree then go to canada you scum bag piece of shit!!!!!!!

[ThePigThatGoesBree]

@ffdpftw45 I probably will. Love you, babe.

[TrAlA6]

You know what, you canadians act so innocent and like your better then us, which your not. You think just because you have free healthcare your the shit, well no. I don't really care if I have to pay for health care, i'm filthy rich so it dosen't bother me! Buncha schmucks

[TrAlA6]

I hate canadians, their fucking retarded eh

[sasukekid]

We've definitely got it better than America for the most part: Lots of natural resources, you'll NEVER get turned away at a hospital (no matter what your insurance is), we use the metric system (MUCH better than imperial, even SI units for scientific formulae are in metric), the world (excluding the US) loves us, a fair chunk of our military is devoted to peacekeeping, and you can have the government pay for 80% of your tuition if you accumulate enough hours of work beforehand.

[LittleBritishGrape]

I love this song! I just disagree with the accent thing, personaly I like the accents! ^_^

[MikuMikuDouga523]

And yet, I can't get my mind off Hetalia...

[TheCanadianSoda]

Yea? weird al is canadian...

[awesomon]

@TheCanadianSoda no he's not

[owg59]

Saw "Weird Al" on stage a week ago. At the end of this song they shot red and white streamers out into the audience. If you haven't seen him live, you should. I've seen him twice and they're two of the best live shows I've ever seen. Well worth the money.

[H0LYM0LYF00L]

Reminds me off justin bieber LMFAO cuz jb is from canada xD

[tahir630247365]

Woo! Go Canada!

[SolarPowerPlant13]

I live in Canada and I love this song.

[taylorbrinkley]

Thumbs up for HOW AWESOME THIS SONG IS!

[SuperHer0Fan]

Yay! A song about one of my two favorite countries: Canadia and Norwegia! =D

[TheMoonPower]

....Canada? Who?

[LittleBritishGrape]

@TheMoonPower YOU ARE AWESOME FOR THAT COMMENT!!!!!!

[TheDeadlyPker]

l2spell american fucktard.

[tigersftw10166]

checkmark56 canada is the best and im in ontario:D

[TheBackwoodsboy02]

would u be quite aaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[kassidyb1]

i love my Canadian accent i think its soooo awesome( i really dont like this song its so insulting )

[SMURFC4]

@kassidyb1 i agree it realy made me mad at. "I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed"

[chungalungas]

I actually think Canada is a great country. I'm Russian and it seems amazing...

[hiky43]

its aboot not about :P

[idoit47]

why did he say we use monopoly money when americans have more paper money

[rexplosi0n]

@idoit47 His song is based on AMERICAN views of Canadians, not his. :P

[juicieex]

Weird thing is the only people I've ever heard pronounce about as aboot are Americans.

[NatWolff43567890]

omfg

[QueenAwesomenes]

Ahh I love you canadians!! Such good sports!! And you don't take this too offensively, either!

[demonjay50]

ahaha

[meeluvsu12]

My brother just married a Canadian she's never heard of this song. But a lot of this is true for her, minus curling and the beer.

[callofdutyblack1000]

Lol monoply money they have the 1$ bill?

[BigOverpowerdBlimp]

We are the Zamboni Dudes/Dudettes! We shall rule the world!

[kmat111]

canada is epic. curling is a sport. Hockey is a favorite, it's bigger than curling

[helododie]

@kmat111 hockey is WAY bigger than curling for us! actually curling is kinda boring eh?! x)

[Spiderman9864]

We Canadians aren't actually dumb. In fact, many famous actors are canadian, like Micheal J Fox, Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, Dan Ackroyd, and more.

[catscratchers]

lolcat i agree but some retards in the usa try to make the canadians mad and i bet it makes em wanna kill usa

[gamma830]

@Beeeeeeeeeeeepable yarrly

[lolcat29]

Whoops Kyle that is true but not 100% true. We think curling is a sport. They think channel flipping is

[lolcat29]

@241kyle

[241kyle]

canadians dont have accients. americans are just dumb as fuck and they are hearing shit that isnt there. soft



[MrJarettweber]

@241kyle hey take that back dumb ass

[241kyle]

@MrJarettweber naw bro i dont take back thigs that are true. sorry softy

[MrJarettweber]

@241kyle its kool man i got cuzits in cadada, but im just saying that not all of us r dumb