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  • 4:47 LOL!!!!!!!ahhahaahahahhaahahah­ahhahaahha

  • 8:24, all that beer gone to waste

  • Love this part.

  • "Can't fill 'em anyway! We aint gawt no paor!"

    *CLICK*

    "Aww sheeit" :(

  • Yeah machine gun! You got the fuck head boss!

  • BLUDDY SAUSAGE CHEESEHEAD SEX.

  • dumb guy in the green shirt was asking for it.

  • "Today in local news: Dixie Boy Truck stop got record high in gas sales. To bad no one paid for it. Weather coming up next".

  • The extras that have like one to no lines are my favorite characters.

  • both those poor 77 cadillacs :(

  • 4:47 Thats one kind of wake up call lmao!

  • I'm surprised no one mentioned how bad they smell after wading thru crap!

  • wait... if that guy fired the bazooka, and nobody reloaded, how did a rocket come out of it when the waitress fired it?

  • what was the fu**ing cart for???

  • two dumbasse who can get down

  • "It's like Neville Chamberlain giving in to the Nazis". B-movies are the best.

  • Anyone in their right mind would have wasted the gun truck... but wait, that's right, we're talking about THIS stupid-ass bitch. :P

  • 8:21.

    Stephen King must be a Budweiser man. lol.

  • @durteedan: There are two more vehicles and they're going to make you guys pump gas for the trucks. Also, you're going to want to duck at 6:45.

  • 4:46.

    BEST! INTRO! EVAR!

  • @Midas6489 6:40 MAN DOWN!!!!

  • Their list of demands is they want gas? What else do they want?

  • where the hell would there be an mp42 

  • 3:28, here comes trouble: a US military M274 truck and a bulldozer, and watch out, the M274 can attack people at long range unlike the other vehicles (it has a mounted M60 machine gun)

  • Shudda Bought a VW :-)

  • Why can't the trucks just destroy that shitty building?? I mean just go right through it. .

  • @Kiryutka22 you mean Dixie's truck stop? Yeah i was thinking about that, if those trucks were smarter the people inside would be dead long ago

  • 04:45 WHAT THE FUCKS GOIN ON

  • The kid could stop all this nonsense if he had a 22 rifle and shot holes in the fuel tanks. Or they could guzzle down all the beer then sneak out and piss in their fuel tanks.

    Insurance Company adjuster's report: The shop manager claims he was cleaning his M-50 machine gun and it just went off.

  • @RubiTrack The M-60 is 7.62x51mm NATO not a .50 BMG M2

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  • does this mean that vaginal vibrators went wild too ?

  • oh get over it

  • BOTH CADILLACS AND THE MALIBU------GM WAS IMMUNE

  • @ 5:07 bubba and the waitress was in the back working on her raise lol

  • machines gone crazy but that bulldozer staying off the highway and riding in the grass lol

  • why does bubba call everyone bubba?

  • the gta mods from this movie are sweet.

  • Take that "Bubba," u fat ass sack o/ shit.

  • Doesn't the machine gun vehicle look sorta like Wall-E?

  • Nice Cat!!!

  • I know it's just a movie but exactly how long do you remain standing after hearing gun fire and THEN decide to duck down on the ground to avoid being hit??

  • @iamthesnowgod i deff agree !

    

  • Who is the young kid in this movie? Does anybody know?

  • @GoBlueGirl100 Holter Graham

  • kurtis r u dead

  • The machine gun "vehicle" always interested me. It looks like a "turret" that can only be moved by manual effort and the trigger by manual effort. It never made any sense.

  • @ronlam9999 It's called a MULE- they were used mostly in Vietnam as various weapons platforms and for carrying men, supplies and ammo.

  • wtf the dude in the green shirt dies

  • Blowing bubbles like nothing happened. Lol.

  • The kid is handling his dads death pretty good.

  • That kid looks like a young version of Arnold Scharwzenegger.

  • that kids face is fucking annoying

  • curtis` wife should have been left in their rolled car.. her voice pisses me off and shes ugly as sin! lol

  • Finally that shit head died

  • Again that gas station manager is one stupid ass hole

  • Meanwhile in Amish Country, absolutely nothing odd is happening.

  • @Thumanator LOL XD

  • @Thumanator One of the funniest comments ever!!!

  • @Thumanator Amish = 1, Everybody Else = 0

  • @Thumanator thats is so true; they fomr the first line of ofensive

  • 8:20 Where in the mother of fucks did that SECOND ROCKET come from?

  • i am really sick and damn tired of people always pointin out the mistakes and shit in movies i mean its a FUCKIN MOVIE!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER IT YOU DONT GET A FUKN COOKIE JUST CUZ U SEEN A MOVIE MISTAKE DAMNIT FUKN GROW UP YOUR NOT COOL, YOUR NOT SMART, NOR CLEVER YOUR JUST A RETARTED PERSON WITH TO MUCH TIME!!!! GET OVER IT AND ENJOY THE FUCKN MOVIE LIKE ANY OTHER NORMAL PERSONE DAM IT!!!!

  • who the hell is guy in the green shirt he can't be the guy who got killed by the video game he was black

  • how did the launcher get another rocket in it

  • @h68819 reloaded

  • Dammit people, stop thinking about all of the illogical things that go on in this movie! STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM. You are not to think of these unlikely things...you are not to think of these unlikely things...you are getting very sleeeeepy....;-D

  • miller beer suxs ...lol thnk god it wasnt budwieser...lol

  • That's why I went to boy scouts to talk to trucks when they start taking over.

  • Killdozer is back

  • 4:47 LOL

  • I say go to Australia, Electronic outbreak? Find a mountain or cave, Nuclear war? Eh, just have to survive Nuclear Winter. Scary Clowns? F* em, Saxton Hale kills Clowns. Cellphones? ...f* no service, oh, world was killed by cells? Pet Cemetery? sorry, but my Tasmanian daredevil just ate your zombie cat. (Please note that you should not own a Tasmanian as a pet.) Haunted Manor? Not on my land BURN IT DOWN. DOWNSIDE No 'M' Rated games. (illegal importation)

  • @angall3 I find that a little offensive, but most of that is fairly true.

  • @AlKezer712 xD. i do my reaserch. but seriously... DO NOT TRY AND HAVE A DAREDEVIL AS A PET! I am 100% serious here, if you try to have a TD as a pet, you will die, because it is a carnivorous marsupial, its the largest carnivorous marsupial in the world following the extinction of the thylacine in 1936. DO NOT OWN IT AS A PET!

  • @angall3 i know about the TD. It is a goddamn dangerous animal, and it would be basic suicide if you were to have one as a pet, unless you were a breeder or zookeeper. I am Australian myself, so...

  • bill has a big playboy collection on the wall 4:08

  • imagine a women who was using a vibrator during the comet lol,

  • that little truck was coincidentally using morse code, but contrary it was just the spastic hand of stephen king

  • 4 things, WTF IS GOIN ON?!, Stephen, what fucked up military machine will you think of next? The worlds only auto reload rpg, nd nooooo!!!!!!! NOT THE BOOZE!!!!!

  • R Lee Ermey's golf cart just showed up.

  • definitely some nice chicks over there:D

  • THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEER

  • did that fucking gun growl?

  • First I want to know how a M60 can fire by itself and Second. Couldnt Gorgon Bombay just coach the people in the truck stop to beat the Trucks?..Just a thought

  • Did..did the gun growl? Ah but classic Stephen when you start on a story of his you have no idea whose going to make it out alive, it could be the good guys or the bad guys. Adaptation is usaually the best way to go in Stephen plot. But in the end no matter the amout of planning sometimes it's random chance.

  • should of killed that other whiny ass bitch with the screechy voice

  • we made you! rofl......what a dumbass women and i guess rocket laucnhers hold to missles lol

  • >.> why not just shoot all those trucks with the rocket launcher

    there's a shitload of black market weapons in that storage area.

    and if not enough rockets use the rest of it: grenades and whatever else

    those trucks would be no fucking match and would have to leave

  • 9:56 lol we aint got no par lol

  • Just how the hell that bloody MULE M60 never runs out of bullets?

  • 00:56 shit faced.

  • wach it all and they yied up eckapin

  • So who in the hell did they think will give them gas if they killed everybody?

  • @scottelgin4life it's supposed to give the feeling of it being alive.

  • 8:28 Not only are they multiple firing a LAW (which u cant) now they dont even have to bother reloading lol

  • How in the fuck does a bulldozer and m60 carrier make it to the truck stop with no refueling? Thats some gas mileage bubba.

  • @mornay77 thats wat ive been wondering. also, how is it that a 62 mack can outrun a honda? hondas suck, but really? haha

  • Dayum, was bubba tappin wanda's ass? Looks like they both came out of the same room zippin up.

  • The lady got shot right in her tittys. blew them tittys up

  • how can 3 guys be retarded enough to just stand there and get shot?

  • @CALgBOY91 How could tens of thousands of men stand in nice little rows in an open field and fire upon one another knowing it was just a numbers game?

  • @ViolentKisses87 good point, but that was war. just how they did it. very poor warfare tactics. but this is just common sense and survival of mankind against machines.

  • Why don't they make some Molotov cocktails, they have the booze and the rags and a lighter, and even a baseball player, all those trucks would be gone after about 10 throws,

  • 04:48 XD lol

  • From 3:24 on fav part of the movie....

  • i mean 4:46

  • Best part 4:32

  • omg, when u hear gunshots, you duck. not stand like a retard

  • @squall600 lol I SHOOT BACK lol

  • oh SHIT ITS KILLDOZER!!!!! :D 3:25

  • how do u like that chicken shit!!!! hahahahahahaha

  • why not shoot the trucks in their fuel tanks theyll all blow up...

  • @slaughterking001 wouldnt be a very long movie then would it?

  • What's crazy about all this shit is the amout of firewpower in that basement and yet it's not even being utilized. Shit man. I would've blown out all the tires on the trucks by now just from potshots from all of those rifles.

  • @chrysanthos66 i guess it's a good thing it wasn't mounted to a bipod,,, because i imagine that bastard growling at me and chasing me down with it's metal legs ! /cringe

  • Yeah they have a BazookA !!!

  • 7:04 - 7:07... i'm not real sure how an M60 can emit a growl,,, but if there ever was a gpmg that could do it; that bad ass lookin' mother fucker would be it.

  • love that stupid look on the kid's face

  • 4:46 What the fucks going on!!!!!!

  • Best part in the whole movie LMFAO!!! 4:46

  • "What the FUCK'S goin on in here!?!?!?"

  • lol once the power was restored i'd be like - right on, fry up some burgers n fires for us joey

  • aww shyt that renegade gun firing away from the jeep just shot the beer keg

  • who taught these people how to act???

  • This is a "republican" film, I think

  • he doesnt have any idea how to shoot a bazooka lmao

  • I want liza simpson dead

  • Howya like dat, chicken shit!?

  • NOT THE FUCKING BEER TRUCK YOU DUMB BITCH!!

  • @antidiz dont you know you shouldnt curse on youtube

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  • @robbiebratc Oh shit did i curse? Goddammit i promise it will never fucking happen again...

  • @robbiebratc Fuck you, you fucking cunt.

  • now thats what i called blowing your top off

  • why do the people getting shot just stand there

  • you unbelieveable shithead

  • 4:46 is the funniest part of the movie

  • WE MADE YOU!

    A DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RP!

  • the bitch shot the trailer full of beer... she deserved to get shot.

  • you wanna war you got one

  • clearly they have enough rockets...why dont they just blow all the trucks up?

  • seeing Bubba get his worthless ass gunned down is one of the best parts of the movie.

  • at 3:28,look its kill dozer, run for your lives

    

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!? XDDDDDDDDD

  • @billejoe56 lol tht was hilarious haha!!!!!

  • ADE THE RICAN WAY at 8:22

  • how long can  the trucks keep running the gas gotta be out

  • @yohsukenakano Well the common semi trailer holds about 200-400 Gallons of Fuel. Depends on the upgrades etc... I have seen some trucks with Up to about 500 Gallons those are cross country mainly. Anyways, even if the truck got 10 MPG then off of 300 Gallons you would get 3000 Miles. Of course this math is correct but in real life it's kind of wrong because traffic, shifting, etc... But with a 15 Speed you run high rpm's at very low speeds when in 1st to 5th gear.

  • what the kid writes down I'M guessing is this

    SOMEONE MUST PUMP FUEL,

    NO 1 WILL BE HARMED

    IF NO 1 PUMPS FUEL

    ALL WILL DIE

  • Mr. Hendershot! *slaps his face* just a little lesson to you that matters from the road twitch!

  • Oh no!, Not the beer, anything but the beer!!!

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