Holiday : Christmas Wrap 2006 {Crappy Gift Wrapping Techniques}

[pacoloco19]

hella getto

[YoutoobSam]

ALFRED! Where's Christmas Wrap 2009? :(

[BrianFalconsFan29]

HaHa first seen your xbox launch video your pretty funny man

[Gamer1192]

haha this was halarious..made me crack up! Originally from NY?

[Mikej2156]

pirates of the crapribbian :P

[hm24co]

Gosh, I wish Cousin Alfred would come to my family's Christmas!

[coqui357]

wak job!

[adiblasi]

@coqui357 You wak'ed off to this video? Wow. Scary.

[coqui357]

dude whats wrong with you slop job

[adiblasi]

@coqui357 You idiot. It's supposed to be sloppy. Incredible that you didn't 'get it'.' Not only that, they are environmentally friendly. Wow, you're stupid.

[fartsandtootsierolls]

hahahaha your awesome! Great video!

[memacnoca]

I just bought the seven year old a box of strippers LMAO

[kaartje95409]

This guy would be a ginuis when it comes to making saint Nicolaas surprises on 5th of december :P (Dutch tradition)

[lukester1192]

this video is halarious!!!!!!!!!!

[SADlSTIC]

Wow it's been so long, and a different account since I've commented on your videos Al. Whenever I feel down, or just plain out bored, I rewatch some of your old videos of back in the day and all of a sudden I am laughing and smiling at the cheesiness, don't change your style and keep up the great vids!

[kargaroc386]

0:08 to 0:14 WTF?

[Jaycalabria]

y dont u just get a shit load of those christmas gift bags u can get at the dollar store, save u the hassle. then again christmas wont be christmas with out these vids lol. take care

[skysamfreeman]

7:52 - 7:55 LOL!!!

[Cartman356]

some people are stupid i cant believe the comments these idiots are making, these videos are funny as hell, jesus can't they understand humor ?

Merry Christmas Alfred, keep making your awesome videos.

[Last7Azn]

lol Funny Vid

Hey you got a PS3 you go online?

[karabou12]

dear god, get a life...... u need 1

[adiblasi]

Holy crap, you too?

Just like Jebis03 (see my response to him), on Christmas Eve at 8:43 PM, based on the date/time stamp of your comment, you are home alone watching YouTube videos instead of being out with family and friends, regardless of what holiday you celebrate?

Sorry, Karabout12, I say to you "Dear God, get a life... you need one."

[MinimeDrummerBoi]

I wouldn't bother talking with dumbasses like "karabou12" & "Jebis03". As the title says, "Holiday Christmas Wrap" They're the idiots.

[jebis03]

hey old man why dont you do yourself a favor stop sucking cock for money get a real job so u actually have something usefull to do with your time instead of making these stupid ass fucking videos this shit is soo gay YOUR SUCH A FUCKING HOMO DUDE SERIOUSLY

[adiblasi]

Jeb - with regard to your vulgar comment, as far as a 'real job', well, I own two companies; you should strive to be in a position to 'useless things' if you'd like.

What I find MOST funny, however, is that on Christmas Eve at 6:30 PM, based on the time stamp of your comment, instead of being out or with family/friends, you are alone, in front of your PC, watching f_cking YouTube videos of an 'old man wrapping gifts.'

Hope you had both hands on the keyboard.

[sleepingninja95]

i pick the "or what" option

[randomsvideolibrary]

And the 'H' is for "How the Eff did I screw up the d--n wrapjob?!"

[xXMyhalo2Xx]

lmao, i love your christmas wrap videos al, but i just realized that i have that same "ff class" mouse on my computer. haha.

[cookiesandfruitpunch]

im the first comment in 4 months

[shaggyolsen]

wow that was something

[nikeeweston]

love this vid cant wait for 2008 version

[TheRealOneEye]

VERY nice vid, I finally saw it Alf.

See you on XBL

[sprittusj]

Omg, you REALLY suck at wrapping. :D

lol, it's funny.

[flyingeagle2581]

u really care about ur family

[djypsydjazz]

go into system preferences and you can set a right click on the mighty mouse under mouse settings.

[ciccarello923]

hey uncle al lmao at your vid- anthony

[thecreativeone]

Ahh, my bum. I had to watch this again, and oh man was it worth it! This is such a classic video! I can't wait to see Wrap 2007. =D

[thecreativepro]

I watched this a couple of times.

I had to admit those were awesome ways to wrap presents. I going to actually try that!!

[lespaulplaya9842]

mighty mouse is 2 button you just have to go to system preferences and change it.

[coolman855]

A GREEN FF-CLASS BOW!!!! LOL!!!

[heathermaryk]

"freakin spandex!" thanks for the visual!

[Gruush]

lil hoes in training ROFL

[chris863449]

haha ur 1 tight man alfred lol puttin a triple layer of tape round ur cousins grandma nancys sketchers box !!!! with a couple of portaricans in it  keep makin lol !!!

[wilkinsonproductions]

lol, spending again al ?

[kittytom200x]

Oh my god! Funny stuff 5/5!!!

[kramer3214]

Your videos are FF

[adiblasi]

Thanks... LOL!

[crashin1]

lolol hoes in traning.

[adiblasi]

Crash.. and they were!

[thecreativeone]

Open your PlayStation 3!!!!!!!

[adiblasi]

I did I DID! Playstation gamer tag (or whatever you call it) is MetaDestroyer.

[tntproductionsinc]

dad mans breast lol

[stevenup7002]

Well, you did a better job than me anyway!

[HubmaN1234]

Why didn't you just encase them both in jelly? I did a project on that at school, a long time ago.

[DillonBlazina]

haha, It sounds like the wrapping of the gifts is the best part of xmas eve! I bet your family got a crack out of those wrap jobs.

Hows the ps3? as shitty as people say? or is it hella cool?

-Dillon

[jstone1117]

please help people are starting to say pawn instead of pwn stop the madness

[adiblasi]

LOL! PWN vs PAWN - sounds like two different things to me! Just as long as everyone keeps speling n00b with the 'zero', we're ok!

[pinkfloyd711]

Ha Ha! You have some mad rappping skillz. I had no idea you knew so much about rappingP.S love the target rap.

[adiblasi]

Ross! Thanks for dropping in -- you and make make a great comedy team. Keep filming! - Alfred

[ichigo17]

uhh nice and clean wraping job Al minus the underwear/dirty clothes from vegas bag Lol.. also enjoy your PS3 but don't forget to game with me on the 360 oh yeah which reminds me: im almost 100% sure ill be getting a 360 tommorow night YAY!..but Finally!

[adiblasi]

Are you set up again with your high speed internet? Let me know!

[neogeosnkplaymore]

Hah, funny stuff!

[adiblasi]

Glad you liked it. I'm glad I filmed it -- I onlyl turned that camera on when I saw the 'spandex boyz' pass by... LOL. - Alfred

[jameswithaxe]

Really funny at the end, did your family even care aboout the wrap???

[adiblasi]

They gave me some shite about it -- even the 9 year old, but overall, all good! Thanks for watching, James! - Alfred

[jameswithaxe]

hey, thanks for the upload!!!! your videos are really enjoyable

[jstone1117]

this video alfred tops meta 360 and u know how much i loved that vid ow my god you sayed youd sleep with him. to quote you.Quote Thats f,in retardede" un quote

[adiblasi]

Hey J! WOW -- "Wrap" bumped "Meta 360" off your top 'Alfred' chart? That's pretty damn wild! Hahah, glad you liked it. And YES, I really DO wrap that way! - Alfred

[Nirvana2012]

Very innovative wrapping techniques Alfred. :) LOL great Video!

[adiblasi]

Hey Nirvana - thanks for the compliment -- that's really the way I wrap too! LOL! - Alfred

[RxBandits182]

ha two hard working puerto ricans lol

[mrynit]

ROFL must be rich to buy all that. wish you were my dad :(

[adiblasi]

Oh man, the credit card companies REALLY like me. Thanks for the nice comment :) -- Alfred

[KtSsNipEYAx15]

ha good job!

[adiblasi]

KT! I try! LOL! Thanks for watching! - Alfred

[cl3mens]

This video made me feel like a wrapping pro or something. ^__^ And I used green paper with white dots (REALLY thin, you could see through it) with brown packingtape and an really old DYMO to make the lables. :D Keep it up!

[adiblasi]

Impressive on your wrapping techniques. Please make a video next time you wrap a gift and post it as a video response! Thanks for watching! - Alfred

[Shangas]

Oh, I think my brother has one of those mice. Very nice, but a pain in the ass on shiny surfaces. When I see this, you remind me of Rodney Dangerfield, Alfred, and his style of self-depreciating comedy.

[adiblasi]

Hi Shang - WOW a nice compliment with regard to Rodney. My eyes don't pop out as much as his, do they? :)

[Shangas]

Hahah! NO! Aaaah Rodney...the world has lost a wonderful comedian. He was one of my favourites. Who's that old lady at the end of your video? She looks very sweet:)

[adiblasi]

That's my cousin's Rich Sr.'s mother, Nancy. She's a very nice person, and a good sport in front of the camera as well. Most people would smack me for what I put her through in front of the camera! LOL! - Alfred

[Shangas]

A smack or a snack? **chuckles** I'm sure everyone enjoyed their presents.

[cssniper06]

Alfred, dude you are so ghetto! You wrapped the presents the way a 4 year old would lol! But I like the bags with the handles ver innovative. thrash bags as papercover for bag presents haha. Why not just grab a present and stuff it in a black trash bag tie it with a CAT5 tie and stick a bow with tripple the tape and stick a note with your own handwriting to save the lockup errors haha.

[adiblasi]

Eric! That's brilliant! Next year... :)

[tylerlavite]

nice one Al, best video!

[adiblasi]

Tyler! Thanks for watching - I hope you had a few good laughs!! - Alfred

[aribenzane]

LMAO!!!! Best vid yet.

[adiblasi]

LMAO?? Loose Metallic Anal Object? Wow. That must HURT! LOL! Thanks! - Alfred

[sdubois92]

alfred: the mighty mouse is a 2 button mouse. i have one.

[adiblasi]

I know -- but it's not a traditional 'button' - I, like many others, hate it, and typically disable most of its features. But, that is my opinion. You gotta try that Logitech mouse if you go to a computer store. Damn good. I also got a Logitech trackball - very good too! Thx for watching! - Alfred

[Ki33ran]

Hey Al! So how's everything going?

[adiblasi]

All good -- up to my eyeballs in old computer crap! LOL! TTYL - Alfred

[jorjor619]

haha i lick that one the best but thay just ceap geting beter and beter

[adiblasi]

Jordan! Thanks for watching buddy! - Alfred

[ptldevil]

I just watched the Wrap extravaganza. WOW. I have to say that it was the most Fabulously funny movie yet. I have two words for you AL, Gift Bags. No wrapping or tape next year. Love the "Dead Mans Breast" line. It was a craptacular movie.

[adiblasi]

Jon! Thanks for the comments. How is the wife and your daughter doing? My regards to the family. More to come! - Alfred

[ptldevil]

Everyone is doing great. Hope all is well. How about the FB movies?

Talk to you soon.

Jon

[adiblasi]

Tenative release date... .soon :)

[Meleski01]

great video as always, by the way, hows the PS3?

[adiblasi]

Mele - do you BELIEVE that I STILL haven't opened that thing up yet? LOL Don't holler at me... soon, it will be unpacked! :) Maybe see you on XBL later. Be good - Alfred.

[RoccosHouse]

DUDE!! How in the HELL did I miss this!? Wow man right on time too bro I needed a good laugh =)

One of your best yet. Thanks bro!

5 stars

[adiblasi]

Rocco I've been home for the past few days, sick as a dawg. Thanks for watching. I'll give you a shout this weekend. TTYL - Alfred

[punkr0x0r]

Greatest video ever...

[adiblasi]

Thank you. And keep filming! Your time lapse was fun. - Alfred

[jcjones86]

You know, I never think I'll enjoy YouTube home movies. But you take the cake, my friend. You are a riot!

Jared

P.S. Will you adopt me? You spoil those kids like crazy!

[adiblasi]

Hi Jared - what a cool comment. Thank you for enjoying my 'home movies.' Oh crap, if I adopt you, does that mean you have to call me "Uncle"? LOL! - Uncle Al

[Skrapper]

Some great wrapping techniques you got there Alfred! That was fun to watch, hahahaha! Great job!

[adiblasi]

Thanks Antonio. The sad part is that I wasn't acting -- that's how I wrap stuff. One year, I paid (donated) money and had all the gifts professional wrapped. But you know what? It wasn't 'personal' any more. People liked the fact that I took the time to wrap it myself, even if the wrapping was terrible :) Thx for watching!

[Arsenium154]

Awesome man!!!! little strippers! LOL! I lve your bad jokes!

[theiMAC]

nice wrapping there alfred. I couldnt of done a better jobb. I cant believe you have a PS3. I cant wait until i get one which will prob be near the end of this year. oh well atleast you are enjoying it :) nice wrapping paper by the way. very intelligent.

[MuggleSam]

Plastic bags for stuffing. Nice touch. LOL!! I have never seen anything so funny in my life! You're hilarious Alfred. I'm glad I subscribed!

[AznNostalgia]

Alfred! Where have you been all my life man..."pulls it out of his sack" wahahahaa...by far my favourite so far

[Darkstar987]

wutevvaa hahaha. Best wraping vid ever xP xP

[harmonyhalfpipe]

i get out of this whole situation by putting them in wrapping bags.

[ajdpadbury]

I had to wrap a three-wheeled trike once ...! We don't have Target stores, are they like our Woolworths?!! - AJ

[shadyem]

''I just got the 7 year old a box of strippers!''

Lol! This was hallarious, Afred! I have to say you got your family some pretty decent gifts so once they got through the wrapping I'm sure they forgave you ;)

[jnorman2271]

Alfred, that video was a riot. Winnie the Pooh card-classic. I thought I was going to die from laughing so hard. Yeah, I've also heard that OSX apps don't crash. After buying my first mac 2 months ago, I found out they do indeed crash. Anyway, I look forward to whatever you have in store for us next. You make the best vids! Jim

[BobbyBrady2000]

LOL. Great Vid! after watching your vids. I bet you sold a TON of Apple computers. No one would say no to you! They would be afraid they might end up wearing Cement Shoes! :0

[adiblasi]

Hi Bobby - YES, myself, and the dealerships I worked for moved LOTS of Apple II's, ///'s, Lisa's and Macs. We were 'front line' back in the day, to pave the way for what we have now. Lots of good times. Thanks for the nice compliment. - Alfred

[Shangas]

Hahahahhaa! Cement shoes :D I'm sure Alfred's not in the Mafia.

[adiblasi]

Really.. I'm not... LOL! - Alfred

[KimHjalmarsson]

Haha, my goodness. Great gifts and creative wrapping skills.. :D Very amusing video.

[cjvos1]

Oh man Alfred - I think I laughed through every second of this video. Awesome wrapping skills.

Chris

[XMattingly]

Ahahahaha!!! There's so much gold in this video! Elmer Fudd label... "ahuh-huh-huh-huh"... wrapping with store bags, packing tape, staples, etc... whatevuh. :)

Dude, you have some really inventive techniques that I'm going to use next Christmas. Those freakin' bows never have enough tack, so Im going to try your packing tape technology to make sure they're locked down. Thanks for showing the rest of us game boy/ bachelor/ computer geeks how to get 'er done. You're a credit to humanity, Alfred!

[ShazzaFreak]

You had me at Santa wrap. LOL. 5 Stars 4 U! You wrap better than me! Watching you wrap...OMG! I love it!Dead as your best friend's marriage...Hah!

[Ki33ran]

Alfred + packing + wrapping paper + gifts = a mistake. :p

Nice video there Al,

btw, i not online on AIM cause i'm installing Battlefield on my PC. Cya soon! (=

[noahn8er]

hahah thats great al the funniest "crapinesss" thing i ever seen and a lot of funny comments haha

[noahn8er]

alfred that was the funniest "crapiness" wraping job i have veer seen some relay funny comments and i wouldn't blame you for losing a candyland halo wasy our game lol btw getting a 360 soon hope i can get live also funny stuff make more videos and i think you have a punch line "knock it off" its soo funny and it never gets old well ttyl alfred

[adiblasi]

Noah! LOL Thanks for the great comments. I hope you get your Xbox 360 soon. Let me know -- we are still having some GREAT and funny Halo 2 games. TTYL - Alfred

[therealjennibum]

So, why not take all of your gifts and have them professionally wrapped? That is the nicest Target bag I have ever seen! I love the printed labels: very cool. "Sack-Sack-Sack"!!! I see that you take so much pride in your "crapiness". Can we bottle the smell of the inside of that Luxor bag?

[adiblasi]

Professionally wrapped? You mean you can pay people to professional wrap gifts? What a great concept! Maybe I could work for such a company/service part time -- wrapping for people that you don't like! :)

[LonesomeUndertaker]

since you lost at candy land you should bust out mario party and just own everybody

[adiblasi]

You had to hear me when playing her in CL - I was yelling things like "Cheater" "Modder" "Extra Deck of Hidden Cards?" LOL. Amazing. I got pwned! :)

[LonesomeUndertaker]

"Modder" hahahahahaha

[adiblasi]

I swear I was yelling as if I was getting pwn'd in Halo 2. She was laughing like crazy! LOL!

[818Papi]

lol not even caring how u wrap the gifts

[adiblasi]

AJ! And I wasn't doing it for the vid -- that's the way I wrap! Oh well! LOL!

[adiblasi]

AJ, yup. True. I just don't give a shit. LOL! :) - Alfred

[wvziccardi]

Wow... you went all out Al. I cant wait to see your xmas 06 videos, that has to have some funny shit on it. My mum does better wrapping with paper, but she uses the bag technology too... best of both worlds ey

[adiblasi]

Dude, I have a few scenes that are GOLD on that video -- you'll be seeing it soon! :) Thanks for watching!

[adiblasi]

Hey dude. Thanks for watching. Yes, I got a few golden scenes captured on the Christmas 2006 footage library! You'll be seeing it soon! - Alfred

[w0rldpeace]

rofl

awesome

[adiblasi]

Thanks, Ben :)

[twistedflip]

hahahaha, My hands hurt

[adiblasi]

Ahh, poor Nancy... LOL! :)

[tehXalo]

Haha, your wrapping skills are about the same as mine.

Look at all those goodies...a guitar, a ps3..games...I wish you were my uncle, haha.

[adiblasi]

Nice comment - thank you :)